One evening in particular is worth writing about. I met 4 pretty cool people one evening: “Cute Danish Girl”, “Weak Viking”, “Typical Dutch Chick”,”Fat Gay Dude”.

You might be thinking: “he’s going to be talking about CDG all the time” and… YES you are correct!! She’s a cute petite, sexually open scandinavian: my favorite kind of girl. WV is CDG’s boyfriend or at least they’ve been travelling together and fucking for 3 weeks. He’s a tall longhaired blond bisexual guy. He’s probably very cool but he’s not going stay in my way. TDC is the stereotype of a Dutch girl: tall, kind of cute, poorly dressed, cheap to the point of counting cents when its time to share the bill, not sexualy liberated (the girl was 20 and still has not sucked a cock). FGD is gay, canadian and very cool but as most gay guys, he’s into me.

9pm: We are playing a stupid drinking game involving extremely cheap “lao whiskey” (1US$ for .7l). The kind you might hesitate to use on your dog’s wound, I’m such an asshole it was perfect to quickly get drunk.

The drunker CDG gets, the more into me she is. She is seating next to me. WV is across looking at us talking.

10pm: I am now drunk. CDG is telling me about another Danish girl that i tried to hook up with a few days back that rejected me. She says that telling her that I was bi turned her off. Fuck her: if she’s not sexually open enough to accept that I go both ways she doesn’t deserve my penis in her vagina. I ask CDG if she cares, she doesn’t. She’s bi herself. This is getting interesting

11pm: CDG and I are making out, in front of WV. I can’t imagine what WV is thinking. He’s either very open or weak & stupid. I think he’s the second option and I decide that I’ll act as if he wasn’t there

12pm: we move to the local club infested by ladyboys. I buy everyone shots. CDG lets a small puke go on the bar. She asks me to take her to the lady’s restrooms. We get in, a ladyboy screams. I kiss CDG she complains that I use too much tongue, I don’t mention that she smells like whiskey flavoured vomit. She pees in front of me. I try to pee but nothing comes out, I’m too hard. She looks and touches my penis, she seems interested. 1st mistake of the night: I don’t fuck her on the spot

1am: I rule the club. I take off my shirt and swing it above my head. 10 seconds later, ten guys are doing the same. Ladyboys are grabbing my ass. I can’t find CDG, WV took her back to the hostel. WV finally didn’t let his estrogens and vagina take over. He climbs up on my respect later from 0/10 to 0,01/10

2am: Locals are buying me drinks and trying to get my attention. I start dancing with a girl I met earlier. She loves the way I speak Dutch (I spent two years in Amsterdam), she’s fuckable. I turn around and take a quick look at her friends. Strangely I see her again but at a different place. I turn around and see her again smiling at me. I have not taken mushrooms. I realize that I’m stupid and they’re twins

2:30am: I walk home with the twins. They are mesmerized by my Dutch (my Dutch only gets “goodish” when i’m wasted). One of them is a lesbian. Perfect she’s going to eat her sister’s pussy. We arrive at their hotel, they kiss me good night. 2nd big mistake of the night: I don’t try anything. What a dush

3am: I’m back at the hostel seating in a chair. CDG walks by. She seats on my laps. From there my memory is blurry but she doesn’t end up in my bed. I start talking to fat gay guy. He says “let’s go to your room to talk”. Naïvely I obey. He says that he’s into me. I tell him that I might fuck ladyboys but I’ll never fuck a “normal” gay dude. He’s sad and walks back to his room. Finally a good decision

8am: My iPhone alarm wakes me up, I’m about to throw the thing out the window and realize that it would be a 500€ impulse. I put a towel around my waste and head to the shared showers. I walk past CDG’s room. The door is open, I walk in and kiss her. She lets me know that WV will soon be back. 3rd mistake: I walk out and don’t bother asking her to join me in the shower

I’m utterly ashamed by my lack of ambition and move on to another city.

It turns out that CDG has a boyfriend back in Denmark: what a whore. But we have unfinished business and whores don’t usually let a good dick fly away…

If you’re into these kind of dirty stories involving alcohol, check out Tucker Max’s blog or books (I read most of them, I have to admit that I had a great time: good writing and great stories):

www.tuckermax.com

Some info about Vang Vieng:

theprotocity.com/vang-vieng-laos-lost/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vang_Vieng

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I’ve wanted to stuff a girl with a dick for quite a few years now.

Anyway I met a “girl” near khoasan road in Bangkok which is a very touristic street full of hookers and ping-pong shows (girls play ping-pong with their pussy…). I am drunk out of my mind, she’s ok looking, she actually kind of looks like a girl after all the buckets I had (in Thailand, they serve you actual buckets with a mixture of spirit and soda: cheap way to get fucked up). I knew from the start that she had a surprise in her pants. I kiss “her” just after she said “i’m ladyboy you know?” (ok I have to hand it to you the first time you kiss a man/ladyboy something weird happens in your brain: “i’ve tried dudes, at least I’m not dying completly ignorant” & most important “I’m officially bisexual”). Her face’s skin was a bit itchy… usually 10 hours or so after I’ve shaved I’m not perfectly shaved anymore… well it was what her skin felt like.

At first I didn’t want anybody to see me with a ladyboy but what the fuck: It’s the 21st century it’s fine for a guy to be into dicks.

She says: “where we go?” I tell her: “wherever”. I touch her crotch, “she’s” definitely a dude. We head towards a hotel that she picked. Somehow I end up with not just her but also her friends (I hardly notice them nor give a shit). We arrive at a nice hotel, I pay, the group is still following us, I still don’t care about them although I did mumble something like: “why are your friends here?” she said something back but with her awful English skills + Thai accent + the number of vodkas I had it was obvious that my brain was not going to understand.

We enter the room, the fucking retards occupy the bed, I head to the bathroom with the ladyboy, “she” gets undressed. It’s now obvious that she’s not a ladyboy, she’s just a skinny Thai man. I get him undressed, start jacking him off and sucking his dick (it’s not that bad after all), I can’t get a decent boner. His Asian bush is not a turn on. He comes in my hands in 2 minutes (glad he didn’t shoot in my mouth, I’m not ready for that yet). He says: “my friend can finish you if you want”, and the bitch says: “you’re fat” (fuck him I have a bit a stomach but nothing close to being “fat”).

We shower and we get back to the room and that’s when I realize who has been following us: another not very attractive ladyboy, a gay dude wearing woman’s underwear eye rapping me and the gay dude’s brother.

Don’t ask me how but after two minutes I have the other ladyboy’s tiny penis in my mouth. She’s fucking my mouth with her little thing, I feel like I’m about to puke, it’s very bushy and smells like… a dick. I can’t imagine what it’s like to suck a large dick. While I’m giving the second blow job of my life, the gay dude wearing a pink bra is rubbing his foot on my chest and moaning. I push him away. After a few minutes I feel a hand jacking me off although both the ladyboy’s hands are on my head, it’s the fucking gay dude. I push him away again.

I wish I could but I can’t get a bonner. Otherwise I would have fucked that ladyboy for sure. She doesn’t come, I can’t get a hard on (maybe that gay dude rubbing my cock fucked that up).

The scene was hilarious, completely fucked up. Can you image this: a guy watching his gay brother in lady’s underwear trying to touch a European man, two naked ladyboys and my poor soul trying to understand what’s happening.

Earlier that day, I had heard stories of ladyboys robbing stupid tourists. Actually all tourists, after getting fucked in the ass, get their shit stolen according to that backbacker I met earlier.

I got scared: the room I paid for full of weird people, I had got cash, an iPhone: no fucking way I’m falling asleep. I would probably wake up with no money at all, a sore ass hole and a variety of STD’s that even Ricky Martin can’t match. I decided that it was time for me to get the fuck out of this shithole! Photo of one of the ladyboys below ( the short dicked one)

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• Another night in Lao…
• Manipulation, tricks, overdose of self-confidence + squirts
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Later in the evening I ran into a cute Lithuanian (or lettonian I don’t fucking know what the difference is) chick that I met briefly a few days back. We recognized each other and agreed to have dinner together. Dinner went “ok” but there was 0 sexual tension and little conversation or to be clearer I didn’t feel like I had any chance.

I needed to pull off some kind of stunt to make it happen, something drastic needed to be done. My ego wasn’t enough to seduce her.

It’s not in Barney Stinson’s playbook, but I call this play: “the gay guy strangely attracted to you”. Basically you just pretend to be gay to get the girl to feel at ease (girls feel much more comfortable when they’re not hit on, especially around gay dudes) and when things get very comfortable you slowly get closer, start touching her, tell her that you feel weird and you’ve never felt that way before. Honestly guys who think this works are stupid (and so am I).

I’ve tried this trick a bunch of times but always failed miserably. It doesn’t work. Chicks will become more open but as soon as I would start to get closer their radar would come on and understand that I’m manipulating them and there goes the pussy I needed to cheer up.

So I told her that I had been gay for 6 months but that I still did girls once in a while. I saw in her eyes that something had changed. I had her attention. We went back to my hotel’s front garden and drank a bottle of wine. I made up incredible gay stories, we talked about sex for hours, she admitted not being experienced (she slept with one guy a few times and that was it).

I slowly got closer to her explaining what I liked to whisper to girls like: “I wanna roll my tongue all over your body”, “I wanna be deep inside of you” etc. While I was deeply looking into her eyes, I told her one of my favorite lines: “kiss me hard” and then I just kissed her. She was moaning, going bezerk and was probably completely wet down there. She was eating my face, it was disgusting but… The chick wouldn’t head to my room. After several attempts, I gave up and walked her home. Once at the door of room I kissed her good night, things heated up quickly, I threw her on the bed and went caveman although she kept saying “no, stop”. I didn’t care I worked really hard for this, if I have to slightly rape you, I’ll do it.  She even sometimes had a hard time saying the words “no, stop” being so close to orgasm.

She had a tampon on, that’s maybe why her brain was reluctant to go furtherer but her body was demanding more. As usual tampons and periods don’t change my mood at all. I just slid a couple of fingers inside of her, reached for her g-point and shook hard her unshaved pussy. She had a few orgasms in a row and she seemed glad to yell it to the world. Weirdly before coming she was still saying “please stop” but it was actually a “don’t stop but tomorrow I’m going you feel like a whore” kind of stuff. She didn’t get much dick in her life but boy did she know her body. Everytime she was about to “explode”, her vagina would get filled up with pussy juice and she would soak the sheets. Was she a squirter? I guess she was. I then went inside of her squeezing her tampon in the end lf her tunnel and came in about 5 seconds. The next morning, I ate her hairy ass we fucked again and it couldn’t have lasted more than 2 minutes. Love it

This morning I talked to a lady doctor who had researched the existence of squirters (I can’t believe doctors would actually research that kind if stuff but whatever). She said that it was all bullshit and that if something was to come out, it had to be pee.

You can read this old article of mine where I question the existence of squirters. I still do.

What about you guys? Ever tried the play: “the gay guy strangely attracted to you?”

Ever been with a squirter? Share your thoughts please I need info!

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I tend to categorize people within relationships as being either the weak or the strong.

95% (that’s not a scientific figure, just my very random estimation) of relationships have what I call a weak & a strong, an alpha & a beta if you prefer. 5% don’t have that.

The weak is:

- More into the relationship

- More needy

- Usually getting dumped at the end

- Suffering

The strong is the opposite.

We’ve all been the weak or the strong, some more the weak, others more the strong. I tend to be more often the strong. When I’m the weak, it fucking hurts like hell as I’m not used to being bullied around (read here and here for my latest lame ass weak experiences). Anyway if I’m the strong too long in a relationship, I will put the girl out of her misery.

My advice: DON’T STAY THE WEAK. I make a clear distinction between being the weak and staying the weak. It’s fine to be the weak but not ok to stay the weak. If you feel like you’re the weak one, things have to change. Be the strong, the pimp, the winner, and the alpha.  Don’t ever stay the weak.

How can you stop being the weak:

- End the relationship (which is stupid, you still like the girl right and you want to make it work? There is one reason why you’ll do that: you’ve tried to become the strong and it hasn’t worked out)

- Be on the lookout for other girls. Fucking other girls (even if your gf doesn’t know) will even things out in your mind. You might find someone with whom you have a more even relationship anyway

- Follow some simple rules such as:

* Show as much or even less emotions /feelings than she does. Don’t open up unless she does

* Progressively (don’t rush it, she will sense that something is wrong) make your relationship even or to your advantage (answer messages & emails as often as she does, don’t introduce your relatives if she doesn’t, don’t plan a weekend together unless she’s mentioned it in the past, become more interesting than she is (we can talk about this for a long time), there are hundreds of examples I won’t go through them all)

You need to be able to have that shell on when it’s needed. Remember: women don’t respect needy men, just like we reject needy women. Humans don’t respect weak people.

Being too much the strong in a relationship is not healthy either. She’s either a booty call to you (which is fine) or you’re playing with her, which is uncool.

I have to admit: I lied to you in the first lines of the article. You shouldn’t try to be the strong one if you wish to have a healthy relationship. It’s best to be the strong than the weak but it won’t make you the happier.

If you’re lucky enough to be in a relationship where there is no weak nor strong, then you’re part of the special 5%. That’s the ultimate relationship where no one has control over the other one. To be honest i only had once that kind of relationship and it was the only time I was really happy.

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I met a couple of weeks ago a German chick with whom I decided to travel with for a couple of weeks before heading to Nepal (click here to read more). We have quite a strong sexual connection, it all feels really right & smooth. our bodies are made for each other. She might be the best sex I ever had.

She’s petite, curly blond hair, very curvy (in the good way: large breasts, beautiful hips). She amazes me in many ways given her young age (22), she’s mature, open to everything, has tried all the drugs you can imagine. She’s very stable and amazingly open about sex.

She doesn’t do one night stands, the reason why she went home with me the first night is the special connection we had and the dirty things I told her in her ears… I told her that I wanted to roll my tongue from her neck to the middle of her back to her butt chicks. That got her very excited and curious. She told me that she really wanted to know if I would go ahead with that. Of course I did go ahead.

It was the first time a guy ever did that to her. She obviously liked it, her body responding as if I had discovered her second G-spot. After a few nights together (remember we’re 24/7 together), I tried to stick it in her ass after having spent quite some time getting her ready for it. It sort of went in but was too painful for her to continue.

We tried several times during the next two weeks but it hurt too much. I then asked her to take things into control. She needed to control the movements so that she could herself decide how much she could take. And BOOM! things went great, for the first time of her life she enjoyed anal. She still needs weeks of work and letting loose for it to be really enjoyable but she’s getting there.

When I’m getting down on her, she can now only orgasm if I’m licking her ass hole which she plays with her clit (how weird but exciting).

There are two things you should always keep in mind (for more information about getting girls addicted to anal, read here):

- Always let her be in control (ideally with her on top). Don’t try to take the lead unless she’s very experienced with anal

- Take your time, start with licking her butt hole, use lube (which I, unfortunately, never have next to me). I don’t recommend fingers. It takes weeks, months, maybe years for a girl to feel relaxed. If she’s not relaxed it’s not going to get in

She just told a few days ago that she was bisexual but never had the chance to sleep with another girl. She told me that her best girlfriend (who’s smoking hot according to her facebook pictures) would be the ideal girl. She’s just looking for the right guy…

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India is not a country where women are sexually liberated; it’s actually the opposite. Don’t expect to get laid by an Indian girl. Indians are very conservative, girls stay home & don’t look at men. There must be some kind of frustration building up among Indian men due to this lack of emancipation. Indian men stare at white women, try to touch them. Even if the girl in question is with her boyfriend, they won’t care much. I wouldn’t feel comfortable travelling alone in this country if I were a girl.

Anyway I met last week a German chick in this hostel. We had a great time the first night. Got quite drunk, danced like crazy men in a club that had a swimming pool. Of course we went for a dive in the middle of the night. Sex is amazing, we’ve got something special, maybe thanks to a little drug…

I started this article to talk about MDMA. FYI MDMA releases some kind of hormone that makes you happy and caring about your close friends & sexual partners. It also gives you a lot of energy. We agreed that we would both take some at a party. We both took some of that little dark crystal. After 30 minutes it hit her, it made her very horny and unfortunately quite sweaty. The drug hit me after 1h, the effect was nothing I could have expected. It was like every one else in the club wasn’t there. I only cared about her. I could not let go of her. Every time she would get out my sight I would feel horrible. I had never had these feelings for someone else. Of course it was the drugs speaking but that feeling was unbelievable.

I asked her to sit down, the rush of feelings just pushed me to tell her how much I loved her, how much I cared about her. I even asked her to marry me. Some Indian dude started crying because I told him that we just got engaged and she was pregnant. Short after the whole club knew it and free booze kept coming at the speed of light. It went on and on until 7am when she admitted having a boyfriend back in Germany that she loved very much. The drug can make you either very happy but also very sad… The effects of the drug were washed out after a good night of sleep.

I was very reluctant towards MDMA although many of my ex girlfriends have mentioned that it was a great drug.

The next day was fine, I was feeling great. Some people experience depression, I didn’t. The only side effect was that I couldn’t get it up until the next day. What an experience…

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It’s 3:30 am, thursday night… just got back from a bike ride from the other part of town (one fucking hour). I’m still tipsy: please excuse my poor writing (it’s probably not that great anyway in normal conditions .

A little over an hour ago I was still in some chick’s bed. Chick that I met tonight at a club, she was a friend of friend. We flirted most of the evening, she seemed cool and kind of crazy (which is fine to my standards). Once all of our friends were gone, we started getting it on. Strangely  she wasn’t really willing to kiss but didn’t mind rubbing my dick in the middle of the club. Let’s cut the story short: we went back to her place, got naked, started making out (or the other way around). She wanted a condom (I fucking hate condoms, read this for my opinion). She was smoking hot (the nicest boobs you’ll ever see). Not a pretty face but what a body!

I don’t think I could fully get it up (condoms + alcohol: wrong combo). Honestly it wasn’t the best sex I ever had and it wasn’t the case for her either. She was the first chick (actually second to be honest) that ever refused getting her pussy eaten. Too bad: that’s my thing.

She started mumbling about how she only dated black guys. I quickly realized what her point was, my dick wasn’t big enough for her. So I asked her: “do you think my dick is small”? She kind of said that it wasn’t that big but it was “normal”. I got a bit upset, she could have least have said something else… girls, if you’re reading this do not ever tell a guy that his penis is not big enough for you, even if it’s a one night stand. Lying can be right sometimes.

I don’t fully remember what the rest was but she mentioned again how small my penis was. To be honest, she wasn’t the first girl saying that my dick wasn’t big enough for her (she’s the second one actually, the first one I never talked to again). Sorry guys for the details but my penis is, I would say, “average”, 16 cms fully erect (6,3 inches), average width. No girl ever told me that it was big (maybe a few did but that was probably a lie). I’ve met a bunch of girls that could only be satisfied by enormous dicks (they said: “the bigger the dick: the better”). So if you’re still wondering: size can matter. Anyway I wish I had a bigger dick just like everybody else but I can’t say that God gave me a small dick either. If it had been really bigger, it would have hurt a few girls so I’m fine with the way I am. The only exception being when a chick is openly not satisfied with the size of my baby maker. Damn did she crush my confidence. It’s going to take some time getting back on my feet and getting my game back.

So she started mentioning again that my thing was not big enough to satisfy her (I can’t remember what the conditions were), I couldn’t take it anymore and at 2am I just jumped out of the bed, put my clothes on and took off. She was furious and said again how small my penis was and stuff like that (she actually compared it to an Asian cock). Fuck that bitch, I hope she rots in hell. She’s probably nuts anyway. She’s going to get a very good review with the friend we have in common. Probably the worst sex I ever had.

Guys, if a girl is not satisfied with your dick, I don’t think it’s a good idea to stay with her. And if a chick acts the way this girl did, run the fuck away. Don’t slap the bitch but hurt her feelings as hard as you can. She has no right babbling about how small your dick is. This one is going to get a reputation crushed.

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I  haven’t been as present as usual lately but to be honest nothing much has happened, nothing worth writing anyway. I’d rather not write anything than BS. Anyway I’M BACK and you’ll be reading a lot of me in the next 6 months.

I’m leaving in 10 days for Asia. Me & my backpack together for 6 months in the most random places. Nothing is prepared, I just have my Visa (and my actual Visa card) for India and that’s pretty much it.  I’ll be heading towards south east Asia as time goes. I plan to travel around 10 countries. Hopefully I’ll have enough time & money to go to Japan, I NEED to see that place. I’ve got a bunch of friends joining me for a week or two in the middle of the trip, if one of you wants to meet up, leave a comment below! I’ll be at the full moon party of the 25th of May in Thailand (Koh Phangan), that’s for sure.

I guess naughty nomad (who’s book I bought and read in 2 days), gave me that spark I needed to say: “fuck it, I’m young, I need to bang and flag all over the world, I’m never going to do this when I’m 40, let’s do it now”.

Anyway I’ll keep you updated with my travels, girls I’ve met…

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Norwegian (as well as Swedish) women are easy

If a chick from Norway is attracted to you she will let you know. Chances are high that you’ll fuck later that night, especially if it’s a friday or saturday night.

They don’t get seduced, trying to fuck with their mind is a waste of your energy. If she doesn’t like you from the start move on to another chick. They like you or they don’t. If she finds you attractive, she’ll seduce you.

The week-end & one-night stand tradition

Friday and saturday evening is meant for girls (and guys too…) to get laid & drink until they can’t take it anymore. Drinking is a real problem in Norway, reason why one liter of vodka will cost around 400-500 NOK (about 70-80$).

If you’re in a club on a friday or saturday, you’ll be amazed at the number of people hooking up and quietly leaving. But you’ll be more worried about getting laid yourself. Don’t worry about having to call or text her in a couple of days, she’s not expecting it and probably doesn’t want you to.

Scandinavians don’t open up nor do they show their emotions. If you want to date a Swedish, Norwegian, Danish or Finish girl you’re going to have to get used to the fact that she’s not going to tell you “I miss you” until you’re very serious. According to the chicks I met: it’s to “protect themselves”.

Sex is dominated by women

Women dictate the rules in these countries. Men are “weak”. Who does the job in the bedroom? Women of course. Women will be surprised if you take the initiatives. If you get her to moan she’ll love you for it. The girls that I’ve dated have often complained at how bad in bed Scandinavians men are.

I’ve noticed that sex has become, in Sweden or Norway, very mechanical. Emotions, sensuality and elegance are words that have disappeared from the dictionary. Although I do agree that sex has a mechanical side to it, intimacy & emotions seems to disappear the more sexual partners you have. Scandinavians have many more sexual partners than any other country and sex is becoming mechanical and honestly I hate that shit. Sex is not about putting your dick in a hole, it’s about finding that right balance, that shared feeling, even if it’s for one night only and you both know it.

A Woman that has had a great number of sex partners is considered “liberated”. Scandinavian women don’t understand that latin men such as me could never have a long term relationship with a girl that has slept with over X guys (that’s because Scandinavian men don’t have a say in this. That “x” kind of depends on each of us. For me the lower the “x”, the better).

STD’s? What STD’s?? Fuck condoms!

Condoms have not made it through the cold barriers of the North of Europe. If you absolutely want to have sex with a rubber, you’re in for some surprises: some girls will ask you to remove it or might not even want to have sex at all after all. I love that way of thinking (read this for more facts). I’ve heard people say that Norway has the highest rates of STD’s in the world but I couldn’t find evidence to back it up. One thing is for sure: AIDS is not-existent in the straight community.

Scandinavians are gorgeous

Fuck they’re hot. If you like tall blond girls, this is your heaven. It’s my heaven anyway.

The country of the lazy man

Everything is easy in Norway for a man: from getting laid to making good money. They have loads of oil & gas and they’re getting richer by the minute. Unemployment is almost inexistent, salaries are sky high and work days are short.

Next step for me: I’m moving to Paris for a few weeks, figuring a few things out until a 6 months trip in South-East Asia…

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Anyway we spent about a week together for christmas & NYE and things turned to shit from the second she got here. I picked her up at the train station and nothing happened. It was as I saw her 5 minutes ago although we haven’t seen each other for weeks. No emotions, little passion which lead to average sex. She didn’t really feel like talking either, she just mentioned a few times that she needed some alone time which I did give her. Anyway something was wrong, something had changed, but what?

One evening we ate out, I asked her kind of out of an impulse “are we a match”? She responded, without a glimpse of emotion: “no”. My heart was broken. My appetite took the same hit, I couldn’t touch the delicious Chicken Tandoori that was laying on the table. I’m looking at her, she doesn’t seem to even care. I suggest to call off our coming vacations to Poland. I tell her that it’s probably best that we end it there. I have no choice but to brake this up. I can’t be with someone that doesn’t care. At that time I have no idea why she even came to visit me for 10 days.

We go back to my place where she’s staying for the holidays. I lay on the sofa, she sits next to me. I let a tear slide, I’m trully sad. She of course noticed it. She’s holding my hand, not naturally, just to show a tiny bit of attention.

We’re standing in the living room in each other’s arms. I feel her body trying to escape. I’m telling her “I broke up because you didn’t give me a choice”. She says “ok” and moves to the bedroom showing no emotions at all. It’s the second time in just a few minutes taht my heart is broken by her lack of consideration. I’m now crying my heart out (that’s just the best way o get all of that shit out). I thought she was the sweetest girl but now she’s just the devil.

She doesn’t want to communicate. It feels that she just wants to get out of here and never see me again. How can she be so cruel? So quickly? I need to know. She’s sitting on a small piece of furniture in the hall of my apartment, I sit in front of her on the floor. I’m trying to start of conversation. She sits in front of me. I told her “I always thought that I liked you more than you liked me”, she sayd “I guess you’re right”, then I said: “Remember when I told you that I always felt like you were about to brake up? Was that the case?”, she sayd “yes”. And now here we go, tears everywhere, I’m a little girl crying in her daddy’s arms except I’m the man crying in my ex-girlfriend’s arms.

I grab her and get her closer to me. Strangely she’s responding, kissing my neck. I kiss her back. Things spice up quickly. I decide to put into practice a sex strategy that I read earlier during that day. It consists on completely changing foreplay and going back to our cavemen roots made of male domination (kind of ironic given the situation). I reject her kisses (she deserved it). I kiss her and then stop. I throw her down to the ground. Rip her clothes off, refuse that she takes off mine. It’s definitely working, her pussy is grinding on my leg. I push her away. It’s on. I decide to pull the final move (that I wasn’t very comfortable with): get out of the room for no apparent reason while she’s asking for you to fuck her and come back like nothing happened. Wrong move: it killed the mood. She didn’t understand what happened. The effect should have been: “I can’t take it anymore, don’t go, stop dominating me!!” but it wasn’t. I guess she wasn’t that turned on anymore. Sex was good but this final move killed it. I’ll try it again though, don’t really care how many times I fail. If you want to learn more about this, read here and here.

She has mentionned a few times that she wasn’t herself that evening, that all what was said wasn’t meant. She regrets it. Deep down I know she just said what she really felt and that’s it. Our relationship is finished, at least on my side it is. There is no coming back from such a conversation, whatever effort she tries to put into the relationship. Her honesty crushed me but at least I know what she’s expecting from this relationship. However, after that “fight”,  we did spend about a week of vacation together in Poland. It went ok although I can’t really get used to the way she acts and how cold and totally unlatin she is. I don’t know if this is the way all Swedish women are but it seems to be the way things go. I’ve been with a few Swedish girls and none of them were easy to communicate with nor getting too deep into any kind of relationship. Swedish chicks are like latin men: They’re much easier to fuck than to date.

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