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5 Reasons Dads Hate “Eco” Water Bottles

Jason Moles — Wed, 08 May 2013 13:48:28 +0000

Why am I pouring all this Haterade on this green initiative? Glad you asked, reader. Here's five reasons we guys absolutely hate "eco" water bottles.

Being A Dad Just Got A Whole Lot More Fun With Cooper & Kid

Jason Moles — Mon, 06 May 2013 11:30:27 +0000

The guys from Cooper & Kid look to help you spend more quality time with your children with their boxful of themed projects.

Note To Dad: ‘The Passionate Mom’ Will Change Her Life

Jason Moles — Sun, 05 May 2013 12:30:00 +0000

It's never too late to begin parenting the way you want. Find out how to get started with The Passionate Mom: Dare to Parent in Today's World.

BREAKING: Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay Doesn’t Cuss Out Team Umizoomi

Jason Moles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:33:27 +0000

If your otherwise polite little snowflake suddenly drops an F-Bomb because you burned his mac & cheese (again!), you can't blame it on Hell's Kitchen's notorious bad boy, chef Gordon Ramsay. At least not this time.

Old Spice…That’s Fresh

John — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 04:00:31 +0000

As a dad I understand what it means to keep your cool and stay fresh all day long. The pressure of chasing around a toddler and changing a newborn can make any guy not so fresh. Luckily Old Spice is delivering all day freshness….in a bar! Not only are they keeping you fresh all day [...]

Why It’s Okay To Play With Your Balls

Jason Moles — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:47:17 +0000

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter. Unless Dianne Feinstein has it, then we'll make an exception.

Disney On Ice: Dare to Dream – A Night Not Soon Forgotten

Jason Moles — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:46:55 +0000

If there's one thing Disney knows how to do, it's make you feel like a kid all over again.

The Last Diaper Bag You’ll Ever Need

Jason Moles — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:25:45 +0000

No one respects a guy carrying a murse, even if you boisterously protest the contrary, including your own children.

A Few Steps into My Journey and the Path Proves Promising

Jason Moles — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 20:52:16 +0000

By a show of hands, how many of you will buy diapers or pull-ups this week or pick up a bag of pizza rolls for an after school snack?

Portlandia: Parenting Advice

John — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 04:11:00 +0000

Having welcomed our second child into the mix in January we are once again trying to figure out what the hell we are doing. Apparently just because you have one child doesn’t mean you have mastered anything because for some reason kids are all different. The newbie has two settings – noisy sleep and screaming [...]

For the Prepared Dad: SOG Access Card 2.0

Jason Moles — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:43:16 +0000

More and more, dads are looking for ways to keep themselves and their families safe by preparing for situations that, if not for the right tools or supplies, would make their lives even more miserable than cleaning up puke at 3:15 in the morning. The most common, and cost effective, EDC tools is the knife. But which one should you pick up?

Coming to a Town Near You – Disney on Ice Presents: Dare to Dream

Jason Moles — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:52:08 +0000

Disney princesses on ice. Because, well... YOLO.

Kids will get excited for anything

John — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 01:34:28 +0000

Babies and toddlers will usually go by the beat of their own drummer. They tend to find crazy things funny, odd foods delicious, and horrible music amazing. This little lady loves her Gangman Style so much it will bring her out of a deep sleep for some serious car seat action. Technorati Tags: baby, funny [...]

Someone Has a Gambling Problem

Jason Moles — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:54:42 +0000

This is what happens when you let dad finish the snowman.

[VIDEO] I’m A Daddy and I Know It

Jason Moles — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 12:39:36 +0000

Check out this LMFAO parody for dads.

Now I’ve Seen it All: Motherhood Gangster Rap Video

Jason Moles — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:19:02 +0000

Check out this hilarious new car ad aimed at moms.

The Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins With a Single Step – My Total Money Makeover

Jason Moles — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:32:07 +0000

As we’re all prone to do from time to time, I’ve been evaluating my life and trying to figure out how to reach my goals. Some goals we dads have are short-term, like cleaning out the garage or reading The Chronicles of Narnia to the kids this year. Others are a bit more long-term. These [...]

Infographic: Time Spent in Restaurant with a Toddler

Jason Moles — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:14:28 +0000

Remember when you could actually eat in peace and enjoy your meal? Neither do we.

It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

Jason Moles — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:53:25 +0000

The pepper spray barely overpowered the stench of vomit.

Dad Can Read: The Art of Roughhousing

Jason Moles — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:10:15 +0000

I never knew someone would actually write a book about roughhousing with the kids let alone actually defending the time-honored tradition of putting a toddler in a rear naked choke, but they did.

HowAboutWe for Couples offers great Discounted and Free Dates

John — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:23:05 +0000

My wife and I are expecting our second child in about six weeks. With a soon to be three year old at home, a baby on the way, and a budget to follow we have had to sacrifice some of the things we really enjoy doing. A couple of weeks ago the folks over at [...]

Award-Winning Christmas Book Makes Great Last-Minute Gift

Jason Moles — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:15:41 +0000

As a special for the readers of TheNoobDad, the author is offering the e-book version of Mary's Son: A Tale of Christmas for only $2.99 on Amazon for the month of December!

What is it with kids and birthdays anyway?

Jason Moles — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:08:33 +0000

My birthday is tomorrow. Ugh, right? Not for my kids.