The Noobstore New product announcements for noobstore.com, supplier of official Pure Pwnage merchandise helping to make you less n00b. http://www.noobstore.com 2004-2008 ROFLMAO Productions Inc. http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en-us Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:07:21 -0400 Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:04:54 -0400 FeedForAll v2.0 (2.0.2.9) http://www.feedforall.com http://www.noobstore.com/images/noobschoolbus_rss.gif The Noobstore http://www.noobstore.com Official Pure Pwnage Merchandise 144 112 "i pwn n00bs" Special EditionT-Shirt <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-gold-ipwn.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/tshirt-m-gold-ipwn-Black-art-180.gif"></a> <p>Limited edition gold on black "i pwn noobs" T-Shirt. Includes a uniquely numbered Certificate of Authenticity signed by teh_pwnerer himself.</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-gold-ipwn.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-gold-ipwn.shtml 15E8A877-A9BA-4E33-AF3C-D09C943AD787 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:02:00 -0400 Che-remy T-Shirt <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-che-jeremy.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/tshirt-m-che-jeremy-Green-art-180.gif"></a> <p>Jeremy "teh_pwnerer", revolutionary, RTS theorist, FPS strategist, pro gamer.</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-che-jeremy.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-che-jeremy.shtml 84CD594E-B2AB-4076-B13A-927E88B607AE Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0400 Viva La Pwnage T-Shirt <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-viva-pwnage.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/tshirt-m-viva-pwnage-Black-art-180.gif"></a> <p>To emancipate gamers of the world... Viva La Pwnage!</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-viva-pwnage.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-viva-pwnage.shtml 55A20C7C-9C72-4BFC-8164-8B607486CA4B Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0400 Teh Pwnerer Boxxorz <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_boxers-tehpwnerer.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/boxers-tehpwnerer-Black-art-180.gif"></a> <p>The latest episode of Pure Pwnage was finally released... It's time to change your underwear.</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_boxers-tehpwnerer.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_boxers-tehpwnerer.shtml B530F113-D55C-440A-8FC5-7E0E758EF546 Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:22:24 -0400 Ring of Pwnage <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_pwnring-t.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/pwnring-t-180.jpg"></a> <p>The official replica of teh_pwnerer's thumb ring. Discreetly laser-etched with the inscription "one ring to pwn them all", it is guaranteed to enhance thumb micro.</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_pwnring-t.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_pwnring-t.shtml 5E5C2131-8FD9-471B-A6DB-A92E58242DD8 Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:44:56 -0500 Jeremy Silhouette Knit Hat <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_knithat-jeremy.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/knithat-jeremy-Black-180.jpg"></a> <p>Its Wintertime... Its Canada... Its freezing... You have 2 choices: Grow a beard or buy this toque!</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_knithat-jeremy.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_knithat-jeremy.shtml E4B57623-4291-4331-87B3-9735223255DF Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:31:11 -0500 I'm with noob T-Shirt <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-wnoob.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/tshirt-m-wnoob-Black-art-180.gif"></a> <p>lol, you'll need this shirt if you have a brother like Kyle.</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-wnoob.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-wnoob.shtml 2B8EDB84-8394-4154-A2A4-CA6B5A581169 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:39:11 -0500 13Thirtyseven Wings T-Shirt

Its finally here, a Pure Pwnage shirt that you can wear to dinner at your girlfriend's parents house.

The first in a new series of trendy Gamer clothing, 13Thirtyseven shirts with edgy looks and custom screenprints are guaranteed head-turners.

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]]> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-wings.shtml 3E5F7483-728C-45CE-8EF7-9D8E8A05F187 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:37:02 -0500 T-Bag T-Shirt <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-tbag.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:20px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/tshirt-m-tbag-Blue-art-180.gif"></a> <p>Made with only 100% premium victory tea. Lift, dip, tea bag</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-tbag.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-tbag.shtml CFF7DD77-9D2D-4702-A504-77F03BC8600B Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:35:51 -0500 You Remind Me of Ghey T-Shirt

HONK HONK! is that the schoolbus??!? is that your shirt?? HONK HONK!

Unlike some of our other shirts, we guarantee that you will be allowed to wear this one to school. If your principal asks about it, just say "Your stop is next".

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]]> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-ghey.shtml 9EC31A56-5824-48A9-902C-09CAE431B7E1 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:33:51 -0500 Noob School Bus T-Shirt

HONK HONK! is that the schoolbus??!? is that your shirt?? HONK HONK!

Unlike some of our other shirts, we guarantee that you will be allowed to wear this one to school. If your principal asks about it, just say "Your stop is next".

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]]> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-bus.shtml BE544B8B-64D9-4754-A0C7-028A5196FDF9 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:31:52 -0500 BOOM Headshot T-Shirt

After years in development we have finally perfected the ultimate BOOM HEADSHOT shirt.

All other shirts that ripped off Doug's catchphrase are imitations and should be burned immediately.

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]]> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_tshirt-m-boom.shtml A506A646-9514-429B-90A1-7231B18930DC Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:17:58 -0500 GTFO Sign <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_sign-gtfo.shtml"><img width="180" height="180" alt="" border="0" style="float:left;margin-right:25px;" src="http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/sign-gtfo-180.jpg"></a> <p>This 10" x 10" embossed aluminum sign will ensure that your mom is directed to the exit of your room in the event of her noobness.</p> <p>Available only at <a href="http://www.noobstore.com/prod_sign-gtfo.shtml">the noobstore</a>.</p> http://www.noobstore.com/prod_sign-gtfo.shtml AF770E98-9EFD-4E43-AA66-D612D7EC6101 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:58:41 -0500