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Pop Mockers 10: Mom Thinks I’m Gay!

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:40:11 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 10: Mom Thinks I’m Gay This episode sponsored by Yoshitane Akiyama and Kazuaki Kasai On This Episode: 1. Cowan’s mom thinks he’s gay 2. Pee OR puke anywhere with the travel john 3. We play some catch-up And this just in: This year, Americans re-elected Obama. We’d say more, but [...]

Pop Mockers 09: Selfish Super Powers

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 22:21:12 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 9: Selfish Super Powers This episode sponsored by Yoshitane Akiyama and Kazuaki Kasai On This Episode: 1. Hair only a murderer could love 2. Soap for dopes 3. Top 5 selfish superpowers And this just in: This week is bully week! Be sure to let your local bully know how [...]

Pop Mockers 08: Funny Money

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 20:17:56 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 8: Funny Money On This Episode: 1. Don’t drink and Facebook 2. Add some flatulence to your piggy bank 3. Beware of $2 bills And this just in: Europe is on the verge of economic collapse, Iran is on the verge of nuclear war, and I STILL can’t rip [...]

Pop Mockers 07: Fifty, A Hundred Mile Long

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:15:45 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 7: Fifty, A Hundred Mile Long On This Episode: 1. Useful information yesterday! 2. Ammo for the Zombie apocalypse! 3. A Southern Preacher with a Solution And this just in: I’m a hipster, but an obscure kind that you’ve probably never heard of before. Facebook Police Craptastic [...]

Pop Mockers 06: The Shorn Identity

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 00:49:41 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 6: The Shorn Identity On This Episode: 1. Facebook Bible Thumpers 2. Terrible Dolls 3. Nate Henderson, can no longer have babies And this just in: Doesn’t like it when Cowan writes the headlines. Facebook Police One day… A few days later… Craptastic Product “where we [...]

The Hank & Hal Show 5: Detective Hal

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 20:03:07 +0000

Detective Hal Hal takes an online detective course and tries to solve a mystery at Generic, Inc. Written by Chris Cowan

Pop Mockers 05: …And We Never Got Caught!

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Thu, 24 May 2012 19:43:21 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 5: …And We Never Got Caught! On This Episode: 1. Shari’s Berries Exposed! 2. Talking Security Camera 3. Stuff we did as kids, that our parents never knew And this just in: Memorial Day is coming up! You know, the day when we honor soldiers who died for our [...]

Pop Mockers 04: Dirty Kids and Crane Kicks

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:20:39 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 4: Dirty Kids and Crane Kicks On This Episode: 1. Old people on Facebook 2. Ridiculous parenting products 3. The most trouble we got into as kids And this just in: President Obama recently announced his support for gay marriage. He also assures everyone that this has nothing to [...]

The Hank & Hal Show 4: Tax Returns

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 19:47:29 +0000

Tax Returns Hank and Hal compare tax returns. Written by Chris Cowan

Pop Mockers 03: Terrible Cartoon Reboots

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 22:26:52 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 3: Terrible Cartoon Reboots On This Episode: 1. Fishing for Facebook Compliments 2. Clean quickly with the Shticky 3. Cartoon shows that have been destroyed by reboots This just in: Katie Perry says she’ll be releasing a 3D concert movie the same week as Marvel’s The Avengers. Umm…. best [...]

The Hank & Hal Show 03: Conspiracy

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:26:14 +0000

Conspiracy A disconcerting article prompts Hal to track down a conspiracy. Written by Nate Henderson

Pop Mockers 02: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:03:23 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 2: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters On This Episode: 1. Our first Pinter-arrest! 2.Craptastic April Fools Products 3. Top 5 things we hate about going to movie theaters This just in: Three people were shot today. April Fools! Oh, wait… there really was a shooting? It was actually [...]

Pop Mockers 01: Jesus VS Satan

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:03:42 +0000

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 1: Jesus VS Satan On This Episode: 1. Jesus versus Satan 2.Crappy gifts for the First Worlder in YOUR family! 3. Religious Reposts! This just in: Prior to Whitney Houston’s passing, many friends said she was very happy, and even witnessed her “cracking up”! Facebook Police “Where we police [...]

No Show 56: The End

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:20:15 +0000

Episode 56, February 10th, 2012 Facebook Police: Facebook Cancer/Nicotine Burrito Craptastic Product: “Reusable Disposable Cups” Weekly Rant: No Show is ending, but stay tuned for our new podcast; Pop Mockers! Coming Up Next: “That Annoying Neighbor” by Chris Cowan No Show is a Clean Comedy Podcast from Breakroomstudios.com

No Show 55: Drop the SOPA

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:30:47 +0000

No Show Comedy Podcast Episode 55, February 2nd, 2012 Hank & Hal: “Hal goes to School” by Chris Cowan Facebook Police: Is Tebow Jesus? Craptastic Product: “The Booty Pillow” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KoTkjC8wZk Weekly Rant: SOPA Coming Up Next: “Two Video Gamers Stepping Into The Sunlight” by Nate Henderson

No Show 54 – Ain’t No Secret

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:59:33 +0000

No Show Comedy Podcast Episode 54 AIR DATE: 1/27/12 ”Old Time News” Coming up on No Show… 1. Surfer Hal! 2. Jesus’ Birthday 3. The Secret! And this just in: Critics are hailing “Underworld: Awakening” as the best movie in the series. Of course, that’s sort of like saying Kim Jong-nam is the nicest evil [...]

No Show Rewind: “Barbies Revealed”

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:52:42 +0000

In lieu of a brand new show, we’re sharing an episode from our old podcast, The MadCast. In this episode, we invite a girl to join us and promptly destroy everything she loves.

53: Attainable Resolutions

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:15:54 +0000

AIR DATE: 1/6/12 ”Old Time News” NATE (Old Timey): Coming up on No Show… 1. Hal passes the bar 2. Freeze poop with poopfreeze 3. Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions And this just in: Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album, and in other news, [...]

52: Gift Extrange

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:42:18 +0000

AIR DATE: 12/30/11 ”Old Time News” NATE (Old Timey): Coming up on No Show… 1. Hal the Magician 2. Vengeful People on Facebook 3. A Post-Christmas Gift Exchange And this just in: Producers confirmed Dick Clark will again be counting down to 2012 on New Year’s Eve, calling the decision to honor Dick a “stroke” [...]

New Song: “Occupy Wall Street List”

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:56:02 +0000

“Occupy Wall Street List” A parody of “Grown-Up Christmas List” Written & Sung by Chris Cowan Do you remember me? I majored in art history. I worked really hard and earned a college degree. I agreed to a student loan. But can’t find a job of my own. Now I’m asking you to pay it [...]

51: Occupied

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 10:23:46 +0000

AIR DATE: 12/16/11 “Old Time News” QUANDT: Coming up on No Show… 1. Hank & Hal Occupy Generic Incorporated 2. Facebook Haters gonna hate 3. Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded And this just in: A 90-year-old Transvestite Cher impersonator just performed his final shown Las Vegas –oh wait, my bad! — That was [...]

50: Shows That Didn’t Know When To Quit

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 17:24:30 +0000

Episode 50, August 5th, 2011 -Introductions Hank & Hal Skit Taco Queen Facebook Police “Strauss Fest is Straussful” Craptastic Product :Knit your own royal wedding http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1449409245/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link Weekly Rant: Top 5 Shows that didn’t know when to quit - Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons - Commercial Break music provided by Frankly Scarlet - This [...]

49: Top 5 Twisted Kids Movies

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:56:51 +0000

Episode 49, July 29th, 2011 -Introductions Hank & Hal Skit “Homeless” by Nate Henderson Facebook Police - ”The Mythology of Facebook” Craptastic Product Braco: His silent gaze brings us a gift http://www.braco.net/?page_id=46 Weekly Rant Top 5 Twisted Kids Movies - Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons - Commercial Break music provided by Frankly Scarlet [...]

48: No Shows

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:27:22 +0000

Air Date: 5/13/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “Interview” – Written by Nate Henderson - Facebook Police: “Smurfy Poo” - Craptastic Product: No Show Anymore - Coming Up Next: “My Niiiinjaa!” Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons SECRET BONUS HANK & HAL SKIT: “Abduction” by Chris Cowan

47: Craptastic Bonanza

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 06 May 2011 12:54:40 +0000

Air Date: 5/6/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “Hal Is Sent A Broad” – Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Quote Yourself” - Craptastic Product/Weekly Topic: Craptastic Product Bonanza! Shed Vac – As Seen On TV Prana – nail mat. Acupressure mat with luxury design! Guidespot: Ridiculous & Unnecessary Products & Inventions [...]

46: Best & Worst of the 80′s

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:33:01 +0000

Air Date: 4/15/2011 On this Episode: - National Anthem Fail we missed (Sent in by Brocke Lively): httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kputKjS2HLk - Hank & Hal: “New VP” – Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Girl Scout Cookies” & “Swallow Your Pride & Prejudice” - Craptastic Product: Amazon.com: While You Are Gone: Music Pets Love: Bradley Joseph, Robbins [...]

45: Easily Offended

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 12:04:56 +0000

Air Date: 4/8/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “April Fools” – Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Marking His Territory” & “Showering With Your Clothes On” - Craptastic Product: Froot Guard - Weekly Topic: Dealing with Easily-Offended People - Coming Up Next: “April Fools Pranks Gone Bad” Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons

44: Failed American Idol Auditions

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 11:59:30 +0000

Air Date: 2/18/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “Excercise Video” – Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Holy Doo Doo Batman!” - Craptastic Product: Aaah™ – Toilet Paper Foam Moistener : Feel as clean as you can be -submitted by Paul Gudgel - Weekly Topic: Failed American Idol Auditions: Top 10 Worst [...]

43: Business Trip

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:03:23 +0000

Air Date: 2/11/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “Scruples” – Written by Nate Henderson - Facebook Police: “Vanity, thy name is Facebook” - Craptastic Product: Bed Books, the revolutionary way to print books for comfortable reading in bed.” -submitted by Paul Gudgel - Weekly Topic: Cowan’s Business Trip - Coming Up Next: “Racist [...]

42: Strange Career Choices

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 16:56:24 +0000

Air Date: 1/21/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “Windows Upgrade” – Written by Nate Henderson - Facebook Police: “Sweaty Beets” - Craptastic Product: buylazy.com -submitted by Paul Gudgel - Weekly Topic: “Jobs that nobody should want, but… they do…” - Coming Up Next: “Stuff Not Recorded in the Bible” Written by Chris Quandt [...]

41: Suessicide

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:31:08 +0000

Air Date: 1/14/2011 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal: “Hal’s Charity Speech” – Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Putting the MAN in Romance” – submitted by Brocke Lively - Texts from Friends: “New Year, New Wife” -submitted by Emilee of Popcorn Culture Podcast - Craptastic Product: Gift Idea: Quik Pod Tripod -submitted [...]

40: Best & Worst Films of 2010

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:10:32 +0000

Air Date: 1/7/2011 On this Episode: - Facebook Police: “Parenting Fail” - Craptastic Product: the original itty bitty brella Sent in by Paul Gudgel - Weekly Topic: Best & Worst Films of 2010 - Coming Up Next: “An Insecure Guy Insulting Other People” Written by Chris Cowan Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons

39: Our New Years Resolutions

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 11:01:42 +0000

Air Date: 12/31/10 On this Episode: - The Break Room Guys: “Hank & Hal’s New Year Party” Written by Nate Henderson - Craptastic Product: Body Gospel Sent in by Paul Gudgel - Weekly Topic: New Years Resolutions for Eachother - Coming Up Next: “Dick Clark Practicing the New Year’s Countdown” Written by Chris Cowan Intro/Outro [...]

37: Zombies VS Vampires

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 19:10:59 +0000

Air Date: 12/3/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Black Friday” Written by Nate Henderson - Craptastic Product: Pajamajeans PajamaJeans® – Official Site – pajamajeans.com submitted by Paul Gudgel - Weekly Review: Zombies VS Vampires - Coming Up Next: “North Pole Production Line” Written by Nate Henderson Intro/Outro Music by the [...]

38: Top 5 Christmas Movies

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:27:12 +0000

Air Date: 12/10/10 On this Episode: - The Break Room Guys: “How the Hal Stole Christmas” Written by Nate Henderson - Craptastic Product: The Flying Alarm Clock httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW-lRARx47c - Weekly Review: Top 5 Christmas Movies - Coming Up Next: “To Catch A Predator: Christmas Edition” Written by Chris Cowan Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons

36: Blood & Feathers

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:29:25 +0000

Air Date: 11/26/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Blood & Feathers” Written by Esther Cowan - Craptastic Product: The Fridge Locker https://www.fridgelockertv.com/flare/next?rtag=fridge& - Weekly Review: Nate’s Pelican Briefs - Coming Up Next: “Things you can make with egg nog” Written by Chris Quandt Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons

35: We’re Back!

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:01:18 +0000

Air Date: 10/15/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Hal’s Getting Old” Written by Chris Cowan - Craptastic Product: The iRenew Bracelet https://www.getirenewnow.com/ - Weekly Review: Quandt’s New Baby! - Coming Up Next: “Theater for Dummies” Written by Chris Quandt Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons

34: Interview Tips

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:31:00 +0000

Air Date: 8/120/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Spacing Out” Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Nostalgia” - Craptastic Product: The Potty Patch httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEO0YTsDNLE - Weekly Review: Interview Tips - Coming Up Next: “The Practical Pickup Lines Podcast” Written by Chris Cowan Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons NATE’S GHETTO [...]

33: Friday the 13th

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:43:10 +0000

Air Date: 8/13/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Friday the 13th” Written by Nate Henderson - Facebook Police: “Team Jesus” - Craptastic Product: https://www.mistersteamy.com/ Submitted by Brocke Lively - Weekly Review: Quandt Responds to the “Love” (see Episode 31: “Things We Love About Quandt” for context) - Coming Up [...]

32: Mr. Manager

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 11:48:52 +0000

Air Date: 8/6/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Code Word” Written by Chris Cowan - Facebook Police: “Growing on me” - Craptastic Product: The Poo Trap - Weekly Review: Top 5 Things We Would Do As A Manager - Coming Up Next: “Eunuchs Support Grou” Written by Nate Henderson [...]

31: Things We Love About Quandt

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:13:03 +0000

Air Date: 7/30/10 On this Episode: - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Disabled Access” Written by Nate Henderson - Facebook Police: Microwaves Nuke the Net - Craptastic Product: The Neckline Slimmer - Weekly Review: Top 5 Things We Love About Quandt! - Coming Up Next: “Greek Food Puns” Written by Chris Cowan Intro/Outro [...]

A Message from Chris Quandt

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:23:09 +0000

A Message from Chris Cowan

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:20:00 +0000

Episode 30: Taking a Dump

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:09:07 +0000

Air Date: 5/21/10 On this Episode: -”Taking a dump” takes on a whole new meaning - Hank & Hal, the Break Room Guys: “Spunkmeyer’s Rewards Program” - Facebook Police: Facebook or RACEbook? Can’t keep her down. “The twins” - Craptastic Product: http://www.buytvhatnow.com - Weekly Review: Fake news MAKES the news http://www.biblenewsnetwork.net BNN on Fox 40 [...]

Episode 29: Number 2

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 28 May 2010 09:25:21 +0000

Air Date: 5/21/10 On this Episode: - The Breakroom Guys play Scrabble - A Facebook Police Smorgasbord - Craptastic Product: The Marriage Blanket httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw - No Show Let’s It All Flow Out: Stories About Having “The Runs” Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons Commercial Break Music by Frankly Scarlet

Episode 28: Green and Mean

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:43:16 +0000

Air Date: 5/21/10 On this Episode: - The Breakroom Guys help Mr. Spunkmeyer to be funny - The Facebook Police Celebrate Earth Day - Letter from Nate to the Zerbincast: - No Show goes green Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons Commercial Break Music by Frankly Scarlet

What’s your favorite “This Just In”?

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Thu, 06 May 2010 11:42:50 +0000

Facebook | THIS JUST IN.

Episode 27: Top 5 Favorite Childhood TV Shows

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:10:11 +0000

Air Date: 4/30/10 On this Episode: - The Breakroom Guys and the Gay Joke - Our Top 5 Childhood TV Shows BEHIND THE SCENES: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPTgVxsaLTE Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons Commercial Break Music by Frankly Scarlet

Episode 26: The One Without Seth

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:04:00 +0000

Air Date: 4/23/10 On this Episode: - The Breakroom Guys go Apple - The Facebook Police discuss ninjas - Real-life Superheroes: NY Times Story Photo Gallery Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons Commercial Break Music by Frankly Scarlet

Episode 25: Prior Planning Prevents Poor Podcasting

breakroomstudios@gmail.com (Breakroom Studios) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:54:01 +0000

Air Date: 4/16/10 On this Episode: - The Breakroom Guys: Improvised - The Social Network Police: Text Message Convo - Craptastic Product: Quandt’s Porn - Weekly Review: The Box - Coming up next: “Confusing Questions Posed to Charlie Sheen” by Chris Quandt, Chris Cowan, and Nate Henderson Intro/Outro Music by the Royaltons Commercial Break Music by [...]