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#205 The Land Pirates "Get Raped!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 21:37:00 +0000

When Whitey Brownbeard is found crying in the shower after being brutally raped, the rest of the Land Pirates decide the only solution is revenge!

Written, Directed, and Edited by:
Murph

Starring:
Steve Neumann as Capt'n John Denver the Third
Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard
Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook

Featuring:
Natasha Rose Capener as Big Lucy
Lindsey Neumann as Chica #1
Dixie Perkinson as Chica #2

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#204 - The Land Pirates in "Nazi Gold!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 18:46:00 +0000

The Land Pirates #204 "Nazi Gold!" A Not A Banana Production - watch more funny videos

The Land Pirates have to battle some curious foes if they want to keep their latest find -- NAZI GOLD!!

#203 BLOOPERS - The Land Pirates - "Actors!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:06:00 +0000

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#203 - The Land Pirates "Actors!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:05:00 +0000

The Land Pirates #203 "Actors!" A Not A Banana Production - watch more funny videos

he Land Pirates have unwittingly chased a would be actor into his audition and get their chance at stardom.... Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Featuring: Jonathan Brett as The Casting Director Nicole Serrat as Receptionist A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

#202 - BLOOPERS "The Land Pirates and the Magic Lamp"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:04:00 +0000

#202 BLOOPERS - The Land Pirates "And The Magic Lamp" (A Not A Banana Production) - watch more funny videos

Sometimes the Land Pirates get their lines right. Most of the time, they end up as bloopers...

#202 - The Land Pirates "And the Magic Lamp"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:01:00 +0000

#202 The Land Pirates "And The Magic Lamp" (A Not A Banana Production) - watch more funny videos

In the second webisode of Season 2, The Land Pirates come across a magic lamp. Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Featuring: Michael Teh as The Genie A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

#201 - The Land Pirates "Get a Landship!"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:34:00 +0000

#201 The Land Pirates - "The Landship" (A Not A Banana Production) - watch more funny videos

Follow The Land Pirates on their latest adventure as they commandeer a new ride.

The Season 2 premiere of The Land Pirates find our mates looking for a new ride. When they encounter your average joe, Teddy Tutson, they decide to take his Landship.

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Starring:

Steve Neumann as Capt'n John Denver the 3rd

Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard

Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook

And Featuring:

Teddy Tutson as The Unfortunate Car Owner

Written, Directed, and Edited by Murph

A Not A Banana production.

The Land Pirates Ep. 9 - "The Wedding Presents"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:16:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 9 - "The Wedding Presents"

The Land Pirate wedding has finally come and nothing can stop it... except some wedding crashers.

Starring: Steve Neumann, Patrick Auggie White, Maxx Maulion, Elizabeth Ammann Jennie Taber, Natasha Rose Capener, Mohammad Hussain, Harry Hannigan, Frank Wolff.

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Edited by Murph
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The Land Pirates Ep. 8 - "Pass the Courvoisier"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:15:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 8 - "Pass the Courvoisier"

Just hours before the wedding, Captain John Denver and Maximillion Hook wonder where Whitey Brownbeard could be as Maureen frets over the loss of her cousin.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
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The Land Pirates Ep. 7 - "Enter the Sand Ninja"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:13:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 7 - "Enter the Sand Ninja"

As Land Pirates go in search of their tripping bud, Whitey Brownbeard, the girls continue their plan to foil the wedding by calling up the mysterious and odd Sand Ninja.

The Land Pirates Ep. 6 - "The Drinking of the Cups"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:09:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 6 - "The Drinking of the Cups"

While the girls enjoy their bachelor party, Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard must go through the ancient Land Pirate ritual of "The Drinking of the Cups."

The Land Pirates Ep. 5 - "The Bachelor Party"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:08:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 5 - "The Bachelor Party"

Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard and his sweet Maureen are excited about their upcoming nuptials, but their friends have other ideas.

The Land Pirates Ep. 4 - "Blind Dates Part Deux"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:07:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 4 - "Blind Dates Part Deux"

Our not so friendly pirates have the tables turned on them, but love, like hope in a better grog, springs eternal.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com

The Land Pirates Ep. 3 - "Blind Dates"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:06:00 +0000

The Land Pirates Ep. 3 - "Blind Dates"

Our lovable scallywags find that dating sucks just as much for pirates as the rest of us.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
A Not A Banana Production
http://www.notabanana.com

Turtle Rapes Shoe

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:59:00 +0000

A turtle raped a shoe.
Now Turtle from Entourage is getting in on the action!

Elizabeth says goodbye to "Guitar Heroes"

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:24:00 +0000

Not A Banana cast member has a special message for everyone after learning that our webseries "Guitar Heroes" was canceled.

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Steve talks about "Guitar Heroes" being Cancelled!

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:27:00 +0000

Cast member Steve is saddened by the cancellation of Not A Banana's Webseries, "Guitar Heroes."

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"Guitar Heroes" Canceled!

noreply@blogger.com (Murph) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:24:00 +0000

That’s right, NABbers, that’s not a typo. After much deliberation, we at Not A Banana have decided to cancel the self-heralded web series we like to call “Guitar Heroes.” Why have we decided to kill such a series just as it was just gaining an audience? (This is up for debate, but according to Youtube, hits were up 95% this week...)

Well, there are many reasons for the cancellation. However, there is one reason that stands above all others -- “Heroes,” the NBC show which “Guitar Heroes” parodies, has become so bad it’s no more than a parody of itself. And that makes what we were doing a parody of a parody and that just sounds crazy, right? ‘Cause it totally is. Wait, you thought “Heroes” was a drama? Oh, you were (and probably still are) so, so wrong.

A lot of people thought “Heroes” was good in the first season. Sure, it was better than it is now, but even then it was just a bad “X-Men” rip-off. But at least show creator Tim Kring copped to that. Oh, wait. He didn’t. Instead of admitting he was a hack, he instead lauded himself as a genius for never hearing of these comic book characters and creating them out of thin in air in his own head. In my book, that doesn’t make you anything but a dumbshit writer. What’s next? He has the idea for a virgin birth and then starts his own religion and when someone mentions to him Jesus, he’ll have no idea who that was? And yeah, I’m comparing Jesus to “X-men.” If you haven’t heard of both you’re no better than Tim Kring. And yes, hack-beleivers, that is an insult AIMED AT YOU!

Thankfully, I have your beloved series “Heroes” to back up my claims. “Heroes” is definitely more comedic than it is a drama and every line seems to be the most cliched line a character could utter. And the stealing from better works continues on this season -- now they’re ripping off “Lord of the Ring” imagery, “Lost”, and afternoon soap operas! Well, I just can’t take it anymore.

The saddest part about the show that it has actually gotten so bad that it’s not even funny anymore. I remember laughing my way through much of season two and enjoying it’s badness. and nothing would top the comedy that came from the “Previously On” at the top of each episode -- marking all the Hacky Highlights and cliches that were hit upon the previous week. But then something happened. The hackiness hit an all-time high. The characters no longer talked in ridiculously funny, cliched lines, but just inane cliched lines. They’re filler. Like something you write that you plan to come back and fix later -- you just want to get the idea across. I guess they don’t do re-writes on “Heroes.” Either that, or someone has a totally different idea of what the term “filler” means. All this makes for a show that’s not good, funny, or interesting -- it’s just hacky, lazy writing. And if I want hacky, lazy writing, I can read some shit I wrote in college.

I could go on and on for days about how much I dislike this show and why you should stop watching it. But I don’t have that kind of time and the show hardly merits it. Plus, I’m really just here to let you know we cancelled our series -- “Guitar Heroes.” I wish NBC would take a cue from us at Not A Banana Productions and get rid of their own overpriced, bloated piece of hackiness they put on weekly called “Heroes.” They’d be glad they did.

Of course, what do you expect from the network that just renewed “Howie Do It”?

--Murph

P.S.

I’d like to apologize to any fans who were actually looking forward to the next webisodes -- I don’t believe you actually exist, but just in case...

And lastly to our cast: Sorry about dropping this project in the middle of its run. It just felt like it had to be done.

More comedy videos from http://www.notabanana.com to come...

And that’s not a promise... It’s a threat.

Not A Banana Video Blog - Christopher and Jennie

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:31:00 +0000

Two Not A Banana cast members start a romance that involves a love triangle, mustaches, and Italian boy bands.

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Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day PSA - 3

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:26:00 +0000

A hatred filled musical tribute to "Talk Like a Pirate Day" by one of our land pirates. Who will save your soul?

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Land Pirates Against Talk Like a Pirate Day PSA - 2

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:34:00 +0000

Another Land Pirate rants against "Talk Like a Pirate Day". The day might even be racist.

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Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day PSA - 1

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:51:00 +0000

Them damn scallywags created "Talk Like a Pirate Day" and our Land Pirates don't like it. Not one bit. Where's "Talk Like a Land Pirate Day" eh?

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Guitar Heroes Ep. 4 "Friends and Enemies"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:49:00 +0000

Peter Retardelli gets in touch with his inner caveman, as Gabby and Christy escape from the Fist Gang.

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Guitar Heroes (Previously On)

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:45:00 +0000

A recap of the first three episodes of the critically acclaimed web series, "Guitar Heroes".

(A sort of parody of shows like "Heroes," "Lost," and "Quantum Leap")

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The Land Pirates Episode #2

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:32:00 +0000

Down a mate, our remaining Land Pirates are accosted by a landlubber that wants to become part of the club.