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#205 The Land Pirates "Get Raped!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 21:38:00 +0000

When Whitey Brownbeard is found crying in the shower after being brutally raped, the rest of the Land Pirates decide the only solution is revenge!

Written, Directed, and Edited by:
Murph

Starring:
Steve Neumann as Capt'n John Denver the Third
Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard
Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook

Featuring:
Natasha Rose Capener as Big Lucy
Lindsey Neumann as Chica #1
Dixie Perkinson as Chica #2

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#204 The Land Pirates in "Nazi Gold!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 18:45:00 +0000

The Land Pirates #204 "Nazi Gold!" A Not A Banana Production - watch more funny videos

The Land Pirates find a treasure, but in order to keep it, they'll have to battle some Nazis and a giant, fat Leprechaun!

The Land Pirates #203 BLOOPERS!

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:13:00 +0000

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The Land Pirates have a tough time making an entrance...

The Land Pirates #203 "Actors!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:13:00 +0000

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The Land Pirates have unwittingly chased a would be actor into his audition and get their chance at stardom.... Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Featuring: Jonathan Brett as The Casting Director Nicole Serrat as Receptionist A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

The Land Pirates #202 BLOOPERS!

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:12:00 +0000

#202 BLOOPERS - The Land Pirates "And The Magic Lamp" (A Not A Banana Production) - watch more funny videos

Sometimes the Land Pirates get their lines right. Most of the time, they end up as bloopers...

The Land Pirates #202 "And the Magic Lamp!"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:11:00 +0000

#202 The Land Pirates "And The Magic Lamp" (A Not A Banana Production) - watch more funny videos

In the second webisode of Season 2, The Land Pirates come across a magic lamp. Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Featuring: Michael Teh as The Genie A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

The Land Pirates #201 "The Landship"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:10:00 +0000

#201 The Land Pirates - "The Landship" (A Not A Banana Production) - watch more funny videos

The Season 2 premiere of The Land Pirates find our mates looking for a new ride. When they encounter your average joe, Teddy Tutson, they decide to take his Landship. http://www.thelandpirates.com http://www.notabanana.com

The Land Pirates #9 - "The Wedding"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:09:00 +0000

The Land Pirate wedding has finally come and nothing can stop it... except some wedding crashers.

SEASON FINALE

Starring: Steve Neumann, Patrick Auggie White, Maxx Maulion, Elizabeth Ammann Jennie Taber, Natasha Rose Capener, Mohammad Hussain, Harry Hannigan, Frank Wolff.

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Edited by Murph
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The Land Pirates #8 - "Pass the Courvoisier"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:07:00 +0000

Just hours before the wedding, Captain John Denver and Maximilian Hook wonder where Whitey Brownbeard could be as Maureen frets over the loss of her cousin.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates #7 - "Enter the Sand Ninja"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:06:00 +0000

As Land Pirates go in search of their tripping bud, Whitey Brownbeard, the girls continue their plan to foil the wedding by calling up the mysterious and odd Sand Ninja.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land PIrates #6 "The Drinking of the Cups"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:05:00 +0000

While the girls enjoy their bachelor party, Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard must go through the ancient Land Pirate ritual of "The Drinking of the Cups."

The Land Pirates Ep. #5 - "The Bachelor Party"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:03:00 +0000

Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard and his sweet Maureen are excited about their upcoming nuptials, but their friends have other ideas.

The Land Pirates #4 - "Blind Dates"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:59:00 +0000

Our not so friendly pirates have the tables turned on them, but love, like hope in a better grog, springs eternal.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates - #3 "Blind Dates"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:06:00 +0000

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Our lovable scallywags find that dating sucks just as much for pirates as the rest of us.

Credits: Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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Turtle (from Entourage) Rapes Shoe

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:23:00 +0000

A turtle raped a shoe.

Now Turtle from Entourage is getting in on the action!

Elizabeth speaks out about "Guitar Heroes" cancellation

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:21:00 +0000

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Not A Banana cast member Elizabeth Ammann played Mary Jane in "Guitar Heroes" and vents about her character.

Steve talks about "Guitar Heroes" being Cancelled!

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:19:00 +0000

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Cast member Steve is saddened by the cancellation of Not A Banana's Webseries, "Guitar Heroes."

Starring: Steve Neuman
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Pailn Zone

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:02:00 +0000

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You thought "Danger Zone" was the greatest song ever... you were wrong. Get ready to have your balls rocked off by the "Palin Zone".

Starring: Sarah Adina as Sarah Palin
Guest Starring: Mohammad Hussein as That Damn Terrorist

Music by Vekstar
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Written by Murph, Frank, and Sarah Adina
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day - Bloopers

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:02:00 +0000

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These are the bloopers from Whitey Brownbeard singing his song and berating people who participate in Talk Like a Pirate day.

Starring: Patrick "Auggie" White
Guitar playing by: Justin Kuhn

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank
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Not A Banana Video Blog - Christopher and Jennie

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:39:00 +0000

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Two Not A Banana cast members start a romance that involves a love triangle, mustaches, and Italian boy bands.

Starring:
Christopher DeMaci
Jennie Taber
Dristopher DeMaci

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

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Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day PSA - 2

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:10:00 +0000

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Another Land Pirate rants against "Talk Like a Pirate Day". The day might even be racist.

Starring:
Maxx Maulion

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

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Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day PSA - 3

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:08:00 +0000

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A hatred filled musical tribute to "Talk Like a Pirate Day" by one of our land pirates. Who will save your soul?

Starring:
Patrick "Auggie" White

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

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Land Pirates Against Talk Like A Pirate Day PSA - 1

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:00:00 +0000

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Them damn scallywags created "Talk Like a Pirate Day" and our Land Pirates don't like it. Not one bit. Where's "Talk Like a Land Pirate Day" huh?

Starring:
Steve Neumann

Written by Murph and Frank
Directed by Murph
Produced by Frank

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Guitar Heroes Ep. 4 "Friends and Enemies"

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:34:00 +0000

Peter Retardelli gets in touch with his inner caveman, as Gabby and Christy escape from the Fist Gang.

Starring:
Michael Ciriaco
Nick DeGaetano
Mohammad Hussein
Danielle Kaplowitz
Auggie White

Featuring:
Lila Dean

Music by: Vekstar
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Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank

Guitar Heroes (previously on)

noreply@blogger.com (Not A Banana) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:42:00 +0000

A recap of the first three episodes of the critically acclaimed web series, "Guitar Heroes".

Starring:
Sarah Adina
Elizabeth Ammann
Natasha Rose Capener
Michael Ciriaco
Nick DeGaetano
Christopher DeMaci
Mohammad Hussein
Danielle Kaplowitz
Maxx Maulion
Steve Neumann
Jennie Taber
Auggie White

Featuring:
Bill Beck
Lila Dean
Mike Rofe

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank

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