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Will You Buy?? Genital Implant That Alerts Your Partner When You CHEAT Hits The Market Next Year!

2016-11-02T04:06:00.000+01:00

While some other tech companies are bent on setting humanity apart with their highly developed sex robots (Read here).Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-Tech.

Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.

“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple starting in March 2017 and will be compatible across all devices.

Another Controversial Pre-wedding Photo

2016-11-02T03:54:00.001+01:00

I'm guessing this is a 'madam-oga making out while ekaette watches' concept! photographers and their ideas tho!

#Lindaikejisocial; More Criticism Of The Platform

2016-11-02T03:43:00.001+01:00

A twitter user shared his experience using the newly lunched LIS.

Below is what he wrote;
Linda Ikeji launched a social network and everyone at the office had their strong opinion about it even from looking at the landing page.

No one had successfully logged in at the time I started writing this quick piece. We have been scared of signing up with Facebook as the User interface looks a little dodgy since they tried not-so-hard to clone the largest social network.

Ok… lets do this… I’m going in.

30 mins later + multiple attempts…. still waiting for the activation email to activate my account. But I have a comment here — It’s weird to have the notification text in all caps. Also there‘s already four shades of red on the page

So i click on the resend button one last time and the email still doesn’t go through. Obviously this crucial feature was not tested. Hmmm… I will sign in with Facebook and review my Facebook account security settings.
THIS PLATFORM DOES NOT WORK!!!

It is either in beta or its a ponzi scheme to gather email addresses. We found the screenshot below on the internet for what the website looks like when you are signed in and it is an utter mess. My comments below;
Even if the brand colour is red it does not mean that there should have multiple links all stacked up together in red.
Is that a switch I see representing the log out button?
The best social networks that thrive have 70% organic content from your friends and 30% sponsored content.
That logo is a total shame.
Linda could have easily launched a community using Discourse like we did with Zegist.

I understand that when you have lots of following it is easy to get free press coverage on whatever shitty product you roll out. We need to let people know when they have done really badly and appraise good products. I need your opinion on what you think about Linda Ikeji Social.

Update: Alas… the verification email has come thru and i get a very good laugh as I read or sorry sang
Your account has been activated you can now singin 🎶

Next stop: Profile photo, Somehow these developers think it is best practice to have Linda’s face before we add our profile images.

So just like i expected it is a celebration of bad user experience. Lots of red links everywhere.

The last straw was that Precious our lead designer had an issue with his account and here is the response below

Have you signed up yet??

what was your experience like???

College Student In Coma After Attempting To Drink Up 2 Gallons Of Se'men

2016-11-02T03:30:00.001+01:00

Susan Yoshikomitsu, 19, of Phoenix is in a medically induced coma after doctors found 2 gallons of semen in her stomach. Reportedly, the young woman was attempting the new “Swallow Challenge” which originated in Japan.

According to reports, Yoshikomitsu read about the “Swallow Challenge” on a popular Japanese blog earlier this week. Yoshikomitsu, 19 is a sophomore at Arizona State University originally from Tempe. She found out more about the challenge after a friend had posted a Vine video showing clips of other girls attempting the challenge. According to Yoshikomitsu’s room mate, Karla Kurosawa, “Susan is always competitive and would never turn down a challenge.”

Susan contacted her friend Karla several days ago to tell her about the challenge. At first Karla was reluctant to help Susan given the nature of the challenge and was concerned about several negative factors the challenge may present to Susan. After Susan explained the challenge to Karla and showed her the blog where she had found the challenge, Karla made her best attempt to talk Susan out of doing it.

“I told Susan that it was a bad idea. I am not against swallowing but to swallow random guys is absurd. From the videos she showed me, the girl in the video had swallowed a gallon of sperm which was from a group of guys who ejaculated into a container until it was filled. The girl then drank the entire container with in about 5 minutes. That was just too much for me to watch so when Susan said she wanted to do 2 gallons, I just shook my head. But she is my best friend room mate and I was there to help her,” said Karla.

Susan and Karla created flyers and posted them around ASU’s campus in the early morning. Susan immediately received responses from hundreds of interested men to assist her with the challenge. Susan and Karla invited the interested guys over to their off campus apartment in groups of 10. With in 3 days, Yoshikomitsu and Kurosawa were able to get 2 gallons of semen from over 200 guys. After the semen was obtained, they refrigerated it while Yoshikomitsu prepared to make her video.Susan made sure she didn’t eat or drink anything for the entire day. We both went into the bathroom where I held the phone to record her doing the challenge. After drinking about 23 glasses full, Susan passed out and that is when I called 911,” said Karla.
When the paramedics arrived at the scene, Yoshikomitsu had semen spilling from her nose and mouth while unconscious. She was rushed to Saint Joseph’s Hospital where doctors had to put Yoshikomitsu in a medically induced coma to pump her stomach.

“We have had some very odd incidents from students at ASU but never something like this. How and where this young lady collected this amount of semen is beyond my understanding but what makes this situation worst is that she actually wanted to do this. As a medical professional, I urge young women and men not to do this challenge, it’s just disgusting,” said Dr. Gorbish

Susan is expect to survive and her friend hopes she doesn’t try this challenge again.

#Lindaikejisocial; Controversial Kemi Olunyolo Mocks It, Says It's Unrealistic, 419 Social For Gullible Nigerians & More!

2016-11-02T03:25:00.000+01:00

Ms Kemi needs no further introduction, she's a controversial journalist/blogger but specially dedicated for Linda. She's been on Linda's neck for reasons best known to her/them. She has called her out on several occasions which even led to Linda blocking her on Twitter, but the woman isn't giving up as she goes about ranting to whoever lends his listening ears.

Yesterday, Nov 1, 2016, Linda Ikeji launched her long awaited LIS project which is Linda Ikeji Social, a social platform where participants can interact, share photos as in Facebook, read breaking news, and get paid too. You can get paid by sending LIS an exclusive eye witness story, accepted stories go for one thousand Naira, also for every fifty thousand followers you get, you stand a chance of earning 20% advert rates of adverts placed on your page, and there is a weekly giveaway of cash and materials on the platform.

This development has been welcomed with mixed reactions from people, some are excited and have started begging for followers already, whereas some are criticizing the platform, pointing out it's weaknesses and predictable future failures! Amongst the latter is Kemi Ounyolo, she took to twitter to shade the heck out of Linda and her LIS. Below are her comments!

SA Man Contracts HIV From F*ngering A Str'ipper

2016-11-02T03:06:00.002+01:00

A strip club in Cape Town where a HIV Positive dancer known as “Quaneek the Freak” works is under investigation after a man identified as Xolani Khumalo claimed he contracted HIV after a private dance in the boom boom room.

He claims Quaneek told him she had HIV but it was not currently active in her bloodstream so he need not worry about it.

“She gave me a special show and started sliding my hands up her pants, I had on a band-aid after I cut myself that morning, after I pulled my hand out her snatch the band-aid was gone and my hand was covered in Cunt Juice, I know I got it from her because the only other Bitch I hit raw is my baby mama and she’s too fat to have AIDS” — Xolani

Meanhwile the dancer said in her defense;
“MY AIDS AIN’T EVEN ACTIVE RIGHT NOW MY T-CELLS IS WAY TO LOW FOR ANYBODY TO GET IT FROM ME, XOLANI MUST BE OUT HERE FUC*ING CRACKHEADS, I BEEN AT SUES FOR 2 YEARS AND NOBODY ELSE GOT IT SO WHAT THAT TELL YOU? HE LYING!”

Xolani has filed a lawsuit against sloppy sues and is seeking R2 million in damages....can't stop laughing at 'my babymama is too fat to have AIDS'...fat is the new antibodies

Best Halloween Costume...You Can't Tell The Difference!

2016-11-02T02:33:00.002+01:00

This die hard fan dressed up as Rihanna and I think, it's the best Halloween costume ever. The so much look alike that you can't tell the difference! Can you?? I bet no. Silky robe you got there man!

Victoria Secret Angels Are Humans Too! Model's Stretch Marks Photos Hit The Net!

2016-11-02T02:05:00.001+01:00

How exciting and relieveing is that? Of course we live in a digital era, where perfect body shape, color and size can be gotten with few alterations BUT, these angels make it look like they're out of this planet with their 'perfect' bodies spread on those magazines and billboards.

In an unusual display of 'honesty' and probably show off of 'body imperfections'. Victoria secret ,model Jasmine Tookes in a promotional shots for this year's Fantasy bra fitting showed off her stretch marks- giving hope to the hopeless!

Ever since the picture popped up online, the lingerie company hasn't said a word about it as to whether it's a an empowerment photo for embracing 'imperfections' or a slip of photo-shop!...meanwhile, otherwise thinkers may soon start calling this a racist move!

Is This Supermodel, Heidi Klum's Worst Halloween Outfit, Compare Her Other Outfits

2016-11-02T01:46:00.002+01:00

Supermodel and media personality Heidi Klum has received mixed reactions over her latest Halloween outfit for this year.
The model who is known for going extra miles for her Halloween outfits cloned herself for this year's Halloween. She cloned other five women into herself with the help of prosthetic, wigs and make up, she was six times herself, which is kinda creative for me. Well I no be oyibo shaa, because some people felt disappointed over her outfit, saying it was too basic despite teasing them with pre-photos online, they expected something better but not just prosthetic and wigs. Some felt she outdid herself as usual, and were thrilled by her creativity.

What do you think. Before you decide, below are some pic from previous years Halloween.

2007; Dressed as Kitty cat

2006; Adam & Eve theme

2013; dressed as an Old Lady

2001; dressed as Lady Godiva

2015; dressed as Jessica Rabbit

Bobrisky Says He's Starting Up A Foundation To Assist The GOVERNMENT

2016-11-02T01:29:00.000+01:00

Idris Okunleye aka Bobrisky in his latest snap revealed that he is setting up a new foundation but not for the less privileged but for the over privileged- the government...who twisted is that?? I hope he's not committing a grammatical blunder, he may have meant, let the government assist but ended up writing lets assist the government.

Hilarious Photo Of The Day

2016-11-02T01:20:00.000+01:00

Just imagine...zero chills!

Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna To Get HUGE Payment If They Film Their Baby's Delivery

2016-11-02T01:02:00.002+01:00

Engaged Rob and Blac maybe getting a huge pay day that run into hundred of thousands of dollars only if they film their baby's delivery. Kourtney (Rob's elder sister) was filmed during her son (Mason) birth, where out of labor anxiety, she pulled him out of her vajayjay. Fans can't wait to see what stunt Blac would pull.

The anticipated video would show everything from post labor room ie baby showers to the actual delivery processes and also first few days of the baby's world. Though the couple live apart, they maintain they are of cordial relationship.

Annie Idibia Renews Her Contract As SLIM TEA Ambassador

2016-11-02T00:47:00.004+01:00

Mrs Annie Idibia took to her Ig page to share the exciting news with her fans. She wrote;

Miss Bayelsa Pageant Organiser Arrested For Raping Contestant

2016-11-01T12:39:00.003+01:00

The Miss Bayelsa Beauty Pageant Organiser, Ambassador Richard Franklin, has been arrested for allegedly raping a 16-year-old model.

Leadership reports that Franklin, alleged to be a serial rapist, was nabbed after his latest victim, Ebi Gesiere’s case was championed by the Federation of Women Lawyers (FIDA) led by Barr. Dise Ogbise Erhisere.

Newsmen gathered from investigations by officers of the state command of the police in Yenagoa that “though the accused has pleaded guilty and made a confessional statement to various cases of rape and alleged sexual assault of potential models and beauty contestants, the police are investigating more petitions and cover-ups involving some police officers.”

16-year-old Giesere fell prey after she purchased the form for the Miss Bayelsa Teen pageant and the Miss Tourism Pageant. During her audition, she met Richard Franklin and he subsequently, on September 25 of this year, invited her for a photo shoot appointment where he allegedly raped her.

Here’s what Gesiere said:

“Franklin asked me to meet him at the Opili Plaza near the NUJ press centre for a photo shoot. Despite my scheduled church service attendance, I went. On getting to the place, he locked the door and asked me to pull my clothes and put on another for the photo shoot. When I pulled, he asked to pull my undies. But I declined. He hit me with iron rod and threatened to throw me from the three story building. He threatened to lock me in and hand me over to boys to defile. He later had his way with the iron rod point close to my eyes.”

Even though previous investigations show that the police in the state had received multiple petitions on rape and assault against Richard, he had never been charged.

The recent sexual assault cases have sparked conversations on how poorly many pageant organisations in the country are supervised. In 2016, the country has been rocked with sex scandals linked to beauty pageants, and this has prompted concerned voices to call for the ban on beauty pageants, especially since little is done to protect the young females who aspire to win the competitions.

See the reactions on social media:

#CelebvsFan; Halima Abubakar Calls Out Troll On Her Page..Urges Her To Go and Bathe With First Gate & Agboju Junction Face!

2016-11-01T12:19:00.003+01:00

Halima Abubakar has once again proven that she's a human not a super human as many think of her and other celebrities. She wholeheartedly dedicated her page to a girl who trolled her on her page. Halima shared the girl's pic on her page and begged her to go and bathe, insinuating that she's dirty with her 'first gate and agboju junction face- who knows these areas....how fine or ug-lee are they??

Her good fans and friend, Tonto also bashed the girl.

EEDC Restructures, Appoints New MD/CEO

2016-11-01T11:57:00.001+01:00

The Board of Directors, Enugu Electricity Distribution Company (EEDC) recently completed a comprehensive organisational restructure aimed at realigning its strategies, direction and priorities to more readily achieve its target ATC&C loss reduction, improve network reliability and customer service.

This restructuring exercise includes changes in its Executive Management, as well as revaluation of its staffing policy with a view to ensuring efficiency in its processes and operations.

In a statement made available to Vanguard, and signed by the Head, Communications, EEDC, Emeka Ezeh, it stated that consequently, Mr. Robert Dickerman has stepped down as the Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of EEDC effective October 27, 2016; while Engr. Srinivas Jayaraman, who was until recently the Deputy Managing Director/Chief Operating Officer has been appointed the Acting Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of the company.

However, Jayaraman is a power sector professional with over 38 years experience.

He holds a Bachelor of Engineering Degree from National Institute of Technology, Nagpur, India; a Masters Degree in Business Administration from Nagpur University, India and a Diploma in Export Import Management from Bombay Chamber of Commerce and Industries India.

He also, played a key role in making the New Delhi Model which Nigerian electricity power sector reform program was modelled after, the most successful Power privatisation Model in India.

During his tenure with Tata Power New Delhi as Head Projects he led its strategic Loss Reduction Projects resulting in drastic reduction in AT& C Losses.

In the course of his career, Engr. Jarayaman has worked as Chief Technical Officer, Essel Utilities India; Chief Operating Officer, Sadbhav Engineering; Director, ACORE Dubai; General Manager, Mfar Constructions, OMAN and as Head, Profit Centre, Mustafa & Jawad, OMAN.

The company explained that it is focused on flattening its structure by identifying and eliminating redundant levels and replacing them with more people at operation levels, thereby ensuring it has enough manpower to attend to the rising needs of its esteemed customers.

In view of this development, EEDC is recruiting over 1000 Technicians in the immediate future, with plans to increase this number to 2000 by the end of this year, thereby increasing its staff strength to over 4,000.

~~Vanguard

Popular Anambra State Award Planners Drop Chidimma Okeke As Nominee Over S*x Scandal

2016-11-01T11:44:00.002+01:00

The Anambra Exclusive Youth Choice Awards a popular award in Anambra state has dropped chidimma who for the category of an outstanding youth of the year because of her video scandal. The publication reads

“To whom it may concern

following clear indications backed with public opinion…. the planning committee of AEYCA2016 would have to disqualify the nomination of Okeke Chidinma for the category of outstanding youth of the year…

The viral nature of her sex scandal video currently strips her of any measure of being outstanding.
she was nominated before her sex scandal video went viral.
her nomination has been disqualified. she is no longer a nominee.“

Nwachuku chika
for AEYCA 2016 planning committee

Publicity Stunt?? Ogbuji Grace Apologizes For Saying Ominiaho Threatened To Blackmail Her.

2016-11-01T11:44:00.001+01:00

When two up & coming acts come together to cook up stories...publicity stunt maybe the end result! Ogbuji Grace who recently admitted to having a lesbian tape which a comedian Ominiaho had threatened to blackmail her with (Read Here), has apologized to him saying it was a mistake. Although from the onset, after the comedian came clean, shared private chats and went after her to openly confess when he threatened her, and she said nothing, I knew she wasn't serious.

According to her, it was all a mistake and misunderstanding on her part. She apologized to City FM for bringing them into the matter. Read what she wrote after the cut...

'My last 10 hours
1. I want to start by appreciating the intervention of my mentors and well wishers about the story I put out earlier.
2. I also want to apologise to City FM for being dragged into the matter because I never said I am a staff of that radio station so that information isn't totally correct.
3. I attended a mediation meeting with Omini in which our exchange of messages was analysed and where he said the video he talked about had nothing to do with nudes but a skit he wanted me to feature in(even though it got me wondering why I'd be interested in a skit). It was brought to my knowledge that i must have infered it was the sex video based on our past interaction. I regret this and apologize to him for any pain my release must have caused him. I also apologize to anyone else hurt by my post. The mediators did show that it was not a case of threat but a miscommunication and misinformation.
4. I have read all sorts of interviews as well twisting the type of content the video was. I stand by what I saw and said but i won't go into further details because it belonged to my past and I know I have been forgiven by God by acting without discretion so I leave the truth about it all to God and the people involved. And I sincerely forgive the trusted friend who shot the video.
5. I want to thank the maturity of the elders that mediated and my mentors and I believe a lot of lessons have been learnt and I will bounce back better from this.
Thanks and God bless you all.

Halloween Made This Grown Man Dress Up As Blu Ivy!

2016-11-01T10:49:00.001+01:00

Lol..He's a comedian and he dressed up as Baby Blu Ivy for Halloween. More pics below

Die-hard Fan Tattoos Jim Iyke's Name On His Arm!

2016-11-01T10:44:00.000+01:00

So much love for the actor! The actor shared the photo online appreciating the fan love!

Mark Zuckerberg & Family For Halloween; What Did They Dress As?

2016-11-01T10:37:00.001+01:00

The cold must be so much for them...so much fur!

Singer JIDENNA Is Rapper,The Game For Halloween..He nailed it!

2016-11-01T10:30:00.004+01:00

Jidenna aka Classic man is totally unrecognizable as he dressed up for Halloween as rapper,The Game . Last year, The Game dressed up as Jidenna for Halloween. See him below

Jaywon & Girlfriend Welcome Baby Boy.....What Happened To Getting Married B4 Kids??

2016-11-01T10:25:00.001+01:00

The Singer has joined the long queue of pre-marital baby daddies association. He and his longtime girlfriend in Praha, Czech Republic, made the announcement today. Congratulations to the couple!

Fans Come For Halima Abubakar..Says Her Face Beat Is Extra Bad!

2016-11-01T10:18:00.001+01:00

Actress Halima Abubakar's fans are not pleased with this make up of hers, they even called for immediate sack of whoever did this to her. They complained bitterly over the contouring, What do you think??

Happy New Month Blog Readers!!!

2016-11-01T10:15:00.000+01:00

Did I just post two stories before wishing y'all 'An awesome new month'?- My bad! May the new month bring us divine favor, accelerated answers to our prayers and lots more!

Hello November, treat us well!

As a kid, November brings me so much joy, because it reminds me that its a few weeks for us to travel down for Xmas, new clothes, new shoes and exciting Xmas breeze. It was fun and I hope it would be better, whether recession likes it or not. Amen!