The Word Is Not Enough

Come Get Some...

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 22:02:00 +0100

Yo punk ass bitches, wha' 'appnin'? You wanna download this filly, it features such trivs as 'Tim talks shit 'bout shit' and Alex speaks mad 'bout chunks.

Get some here, baby.....

Somebody, please, help me sort my audio out

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 17:10:00 +0100

What have i got to do? I've made the podcasts shorter and I've got the Podcast Station, which appeared to be exactly what i needed. However, i cant record any conversations and play sound clips on it, especially with my friends in the US. It's such a pile of gay! Anyway, listen to this installment, or should i say, rubbish.

Absolute amateurs

Oh, and here's a picture of my head, just in case:

Because every loves the TWINE

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Tue, 30 May 2006 20:56:00 +0100

Let's get it on! Jason joins this show for nothing special - but Paddy turns up to talk nasty, and we hear the same clips from yesterday's show (because i didn't have time or inclination to find anymore.)

It's here - it's 10.1

10.1?

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Tue, 30 May 2006 16:55:00 +0100

A short podcast - might do some more later in the week, but had to make it short tonight....

Funny? not really

Where did you go?

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Mon, 22 May 2006 19:03:00 +0100

So, where did we go? All is explained in the latest installment. In it, we touch on Politics, Business Trips, Drunk stories, and the infamous Father Paddy o' Reilly pops in for his regular spot.

You may listen and learn here:

By the way, remind me to check the audio properly before we start next time, you twat

The Uno Show

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Mon, 1 May 2006 20:31:00 +0100

So, Alex is hungover, the show must go on - so Tim employed the dulcit tones of the genius that is Unoshato Katayama. On this show we talk about stupid Chinese robbers, the age old discussion about American Football and proper Football is brought up and Tim plays another clip from his showbusiness career found on the cutting room floor.

Right here, click right here y'bastard:

Podcast #8, baby!

The seventh podcast

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 18:43:00 +0100

Here is the new podcast:

St George's Podcast

I have to apologise right now and say the background music was turned up far too high when we were talking, and it may be tricky to hear things whilst music is being played, but never mind, there probably wasn't much of any importance anyway.

Enjoy.

Number 6 of 800,000,000

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Sun, 16 Apr 2006 14:10:00 +0100

Jesus, i felt like shit today doing this. Alex was the one who kept me awake by poking me with an old woman, she was ok with it, because she had a big hat on, and therefore it didn't hurt. But the show must go on, and TWINE is where the listener comes first.

I would like it to be known that i am not gay, and neither is Alex, no-one's said anything, i'm just paranoid.

From this link below you can listen to the fun, it's good:

Number 6, coming in your ears

Could this be the stupidest sign in Britain?

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Thu, 6 Apr 2006 21:05:00 +0100

Took a picture of this in Didcot, Oxfordshire, it was under a railway bridge and i thought the beginning description was particularly grammatically wonderful:

What fucking retard is employed to write these signs? And who proof reads them? Stevie Wonder?

The fifth

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Sat, 1 Apr 2006 17:04:00 +0100

We recorded the fifth with Stella Artois in hand. It sounds better now, but we are half cut! Jason from the Asscast appears heavily, we don't care if you can't hear him very well, we could. And Tim is possibly going to be on his show in a couple of weeks, sweet.
This be link pour la show:

Oh, why do we want to?

And this is a picture of Norman Kember: .....actually, no, bollocks i'm not putting a picture up of him, he's an old dickhead who should know better than to protest against a war in Iraq, when many other white people have been captured and held hostage. He put soldiers and other civilians in danger, he should have stayed at home and drank his tea, and read his Daily Mail, he's 75 years old for christ's sake!!
Anyway, enough of the rant, here's a picture of something else that's better, it's our dad in Navy costume, er, i mean uniform:

Even longer!

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 21:52:00 +0100

So, every week, we say "we'll try to make it shorter" Then everytime we record, it gets longer and longer! I'm not a producer/editor, as you know, so i can't make it shorter and sound any better, but it would be nice to do show with some sort of structure, you could email some ideas to us - the link is on the right>

Anyways, you can listen to this week's try at doing something funny. Occassionally it's too quiet, and often bobbins, but hey, you're not bloody paying for it are you? 'Ere y tis:

The One Where We Try To Record With Gizmo, and Skype, (the title does not bode well)

Other shit we talk about:

Podsafe Music Network
Gizmo Project
iTunes Top 100
Asscast

So far apart....

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:29:00 GMT

So, we tried a new thing this time - me and Alex stayed in our respective homes and called each other on Skype, then recorded it!
Turned out OK, but we'll let you be the judge of that, because quite frankly, this show sucked.
Anyways, you can make yours ears listen by here:

Oh, what can our catchphrase be?

A slight hitch

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:51:00 GMT

Hey guys,

So we had to take off the link for the second show due to a couple of reasons, one personal and one technical. The technical one being that my PC is dying on its arse and keeps crashing due to something or other, and until i get it sorted, we're screwed.
However, perversely, we are recording a new show tonight (if the damn computer behaves) and we'll be all good for another show.
So all is not lost, don't despair, i know we have quite a few listeners now - thanks to those who have emailed in, you'll just have to be patient......

Number 2 (heh heh heh)

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Wed, 8 Mar 2006 20:50:00 GMT

So, the number 2 has come out.. enjoy, you can listen to it here:

TWINE is now!

I meant to say on the show about Fudge-it.com. They supply web space for us. Paul Bradley (Hannah's brother) can design web pages for you and/ or your business, and a damn fine job he does too, check 'em out: www.fudge-it.com

The new improved....

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Sun, 5 Mar 2006 17:35:00 GMT

Yep, it's been nearly two weeks since our inaugural podcast - and it's been met with fairly good reports! We've taken our time getting to making a new one, because we wanted to make sure that we made the best podcast that we could. This week's 'cast will be a mixture of music, some chat, what we've done in our past and a bunch of stuff about things from today.

You'll be able to listen to the new one from Wednesday night (ish). Make sure you let us know what you think, until then, here's a picture of Chuck Norris in all his glory:

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 16:31:00 GMT

A picture from our earlier days! This is us on a narrow boat holiday with our parents and grandparents, although the grandad in this pic is now no longer with us, RIP. A better image will be available when a decent scanner comes our way, but until then - marvel at our distinctive haircuts!

And this is our Dad, one of two reasons why i play guitar now! You can see him here, circa 1970 something. He must be cool, because he's wearing quite dark glasses..... inside! Rock and Roll!

The first one!

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:13:00 GMT

The first podcast put out by the brothers Jellyman. A little rough around the edges, but generally ok. Lots of bitching about our mum, but nothing too horrible. And plenty of talking bollocks.

You can ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out here:

Podcast #1 - 22.2.06

Jay and Jack

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 16:06:00 GMT

Ok, so this little post is dependant on the fact you've actually heard of Lost (the TV show) and listen to the many Lost Podcasts out there, in particular Jay and Jack, whose show you can hear here!
It's a song that i wrote quite quickly after hearing their show a week or so ago. If you've heard Jay and Jack, you've probably heard the song already, because it featured on the 20.2.06 show! But if you want to hear it again, or just want to listen:

The Jack tribute song

The test link

noreply@blogger.com (Tim Jellyman) — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:55:00 GMT

This is the first podcast put out by the brothers Jellyman, except it's just Tim for now.