Overheard at Bowdoin

Honesty is not the best policy

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:28:45 -0500

Dancing Girl: Can I tell you something without you getting offended?
Dancing Guy: Sure.
Dancing Girl: You're not skinny. But I like that.

Racer X

A dish served cold

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:27:17 -0500

Girl (line serving): Do you want anything else?
Guy: Your number?
Girl: Absolutely not.

Thorne

Bacon: A conversation starter

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:26:32 -0500

Girl (picking up a large piece of bacon): Too big! Too big! Too big!
Guy (behind her in line): Take it all!

Moulton

It's just missing 'heart'

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:24:05 -0500

Girl: By your powers combined, I am Captain Theater!

Outside Baxter

And if you just give me an A on my exam...

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:23:35 -0500

Professor (talking about evaluation sheets): So if you just fill in 5 for everything I think we should be ok. Thanks!

DoIhaveswineflu.org

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:23:10 -0500

Girl 1: My brother has swine flu.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Well I mean, I don't really know...

Outside Smith Union

Four years of the second-floor bathroom — or lots of control

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:22:52 -0500

Senior Guy (bewildered, entering the basement of the library, looking around): Whoa. Dude, look at how many books are down here.
Friend: Yeah?
Senior Guy: Yeah, it's like the Smithsonian! Who knew there were so many books in the library?

Basement HL

First comes love, then comes...

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:21:04 -0500

Girl 1: Would you ever have a threesome?
Girl 2: [pondering] Well, I dunno... (enthusiastically) I'd like to try sex first!

Coles Tower

Unsafe all-nighter practices

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:20:20 -0500

Girl: I feel like I'm going to give birth to a caffeine baby

Osher

Getting ahead of the Crack House crowds

Fri, 01 May 2009 11:49:50 -0500

Girl (to guy who wasn't let into Crack): If they didn't let us in, how do you expect to get in? It's not like you can suck their dicks...
Lax Bro: Amen to that.

Outside Crack

Happy Day

Fri, 01 May 2009 11:45:16 -0500

Professor: It's not every day that I get bashed nationally by the right wing! This is really exciting!

Chapel

There's a first for everything

Fri, 01 May 2009 11:44:09 -0500

One roommate to the other: For the first time in my life, I tasted brown sugar and it wasn't in my oatmeal. Oh and by the way, she told me my dick was bigger than yours.

Thorne

Sunday morning after Ivies.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:39:51 -0500

Girl 1: Oh cool, I didn't throw up!
Girl 2, looking around: Oh cool, me neither!

Coleman

Just the ones that knock on your door.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:39:03 -0500

Professor: Has anyone ever noticed how generally attractive most Mormons are? They're just always so perfect... Maybe there is something to it.

Curiosity almost killed the old dude.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:38:22 -0500

Elderly man, after asking what Plan B was: Oh... Sorry I asked.

Smith Union - Plan B Table

We win.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:04:35 -0500

Visitor: Have you heard of Overheard at Bowdoin?
Barry Mills: What?
Visitor: Overheardatbowdoin.com? Oh, I have to tell you about it...
Barry Mills, waving emphatically: No, don't, don't!

Thorne

Both more fun in the sun than the snow?

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:03:45 -0500

Girl: Some people go on long walks. Others have raunchy public sex on the quad. What's the difference?

Thorne

Ivies doesn't mean yes.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:02:38 -0500

Drunk Guy: Dude, it's Ivies, make out with me.
Girl: No.
Drunk Guy: But it's IVIES!
Girl: No.

Harpswell

Grandma's drunk facebooking again.

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:56:06 -0500

Drunk girl, to herself: What the fuck is wrong with you, Grandma? Do you think I can't read what you wrote? You're a fucking nutjob, you fucking nutjob! God!

The Union

I am lion, overhear me roar

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:55:28 -0500

Guy 1: I'm two of the five top ten on Overheard at Bowdoin.
Blank stare from Guy 2.
Guy 2: You want to rethink that?
Silence.
Guy 1: Christ, no wonder I'm pulling a 2.9 this semester.

West

So, unisex stalls are out?

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:53:53 -0500

Female Professor: I like men in many contexts, just not in the bathroom.

Sills

Not my chair, not my problem

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:52:42 -0500

Kid: You sit there in your thrift-store chair... worth 92 cents. That's 92 percent of a dollar.

Baxter

If she walks, talks, and reads like a Nazi...

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:52:03 -0500

Girl: I mean I just made so many assumptions about her that were wrong. It really makes me think.
Guy: Uh huh?
Girl: I mean go on Facebook and look at her favorite books. How many are about Nazis? 10 out of 14!
Guy: So you assumed she was a Nazi?
Girl: Well yeah, but now that I know her...

Leaving Thorne

Well maybe if it wasn't on his leg...

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:51:18 -0500

Guy 1 (in hallway): So if one guy puts his cock on another guy's leg, is he gay?
Girl (from inside Tower room): Yes!
Guy 2 (with Guy 1): NOOOO!

Tower

Short-term memory failure

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:49:43 -0500

Guy (wandering around dorm room): Oh, now I remember, I have no clothes.

West