Overheard at Bowdoin

Symtoms of Paranoid Schizophrenia

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:39:28 -0500

Girl: [freaking out because she saw an 's' in her sandwich] Superman needs my help. This is a call--a call to action!...This is his time of need! He needs me!

Moulton

Reason Enough?

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:37:25 -0500

Guy 1: How does cum taste?
Girl 1: Well it's really salty.
Guy 1: Well.... I do like salt...

Howell

Also not cool, just because.

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:36:32 -0500

Guy 1: [ Humping bed] Oh you like that don't you! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh god yes!!! Yes!!!! Your bed has just been devirginized.
Guy 2: Not cool man, I eat there.

Howell

Going Rate on Craigslist? Up to $10,000.

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:33:51 -0500

Girl 1: Guys. I am NOT selling my eggs for beer money.

Appleton

ABC. It's easy as...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:30:03 -0500

Girl: Guess what. I just pooped a perfect J.

Appleton

ABC. It's easy as...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:29:46 -0500

Girl: Guess what. I just pooped a perfect J.

Appleton

In America, We call them ERASERS

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:45:51 -0500

Guy 1: I need to buy a rubber.
Guy 2: Hey, what do you use a rubber for?
Guy 1: To rub it out...

Coleman

It's All Ancient History

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:45:22 -0500

Girl 1: Poseidon isn't like Zeus. Zeus cheats on his wife. Poseidon just never settles down. He is into free love.
Girl 2: He's the hippy of the greek gods!

Howell

They can and they do.

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:53:50 -0500

Teacher: And that's how phospholipids can get kinky.

Cleveland

Division 1, 2, 3...

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:52:38 -0500

Girl: Do you know what NCAA even stands for?
Varsity Athlete Roommate: "National... College... Allegiance Association?"

Maine

So much grade inflation.

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:51:07 -0500

Girl: I wish Facebook was on our final.

Moore

Beastiality much?

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:50:39 -0500

Girl: Would that be nice if you could hook up with a horse like that...no wait i mean hook in to...no LINK UP!!!

College St

And Very Smooth.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:46:40 -0500

Guy: Something you will learn about me is that I'm very supple... I mean subtle.

Moulton

I'm siding with Randy.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:34:08 -0500

Randy Nichols: Excuse me, have you had a little too much to drink?
Shirtless, intoxicated male: No, sir, I stopped just before too much.

Outside Hawthorne Library

O.M.F.G-d.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:31:34 -0500

Girl: [dating Jewish kid] You suck.
Guy: You've swallowed a holocaust by now.

Thorne

A Fair Request

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:30:10 -0500

Guy: I would like to maintain control of what enters my foreskin, please.

Burnett House

Honey-How did you not see that one coming?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:29:50 -0500

Girl: Tonight WAS supposed to be all about me, but then your dick got jealous and was like "Hey, I need attention too!"

Chambo

Is that usually how it works?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:28:57 -0500

Girl 1: I got nominated for J-board.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, I feel like if I apply, I'll redeem myself for all the things I've done this semester.

Stowe Hall

And is the world ready for two of them?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:28:20 -0500

Girl: But...if she took his name...then they'd both be Taylor Lautner.

Pub

Let's Be Real

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:27:42 -0500

Guy: I don't wanna have a daughter because I would be so overprotective.
Girl: I don't wanna have sons because I don't wanna have to clean their privates

Smith Union

Big lessons on the last day of class.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:11:33 -0500

Professor: So what is radioactive uranium good for?
Student 1: Generating electricity?
Professor: Well yes, but what else?
Student 2: Killing people!
Professor: Yes, exactly!

Searles

Lessons from R Kelly

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:19:19 -0500

Girl: (on phone) Really? Because they deserve to be peed on.

Moulton

It Doesn't Have to Be That Way

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:18:13 -0500

Drunk girl: You know what's sad? I'm going to bear some man's children someday.

Burnett House

Innocent Ginger-Lover

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:16:17 -0500

Guy: Oh hey, if you guys like little kids then I have the BEST video to show you about gingers.

Moore

Freudian Slip? Ew.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:13:46 -0500

Professor: (discussing Medieval recipes) ... and then you would bone the chicken.
[Class laughs]
Professor: Did I just say that?
[Class laughs again]
Professor: I can't believe I just said that.

Adams