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2012-02-18T01:07:00.001+01:00

MILAN - Breaking news: Inter vs Bologna 0-3 LOL, they're continuously losing.

The first dish I had in England in 1994: spaghetti alla bolognese (ehehehe) "featuring" :) ragu.

Our English family prepared great and abundant food for us (but too many raw cucumbers).

Only one thing was missing: salt. (fucking hell...) I was lucky they didn't put sugar as to my friends...

In Italy we put whole plants of red hot chilli peppers, lol.

We're having the first ice-cream of the summer (lol), it's another one of my anticipations... is it my anticipatiiiiiiiiionnn... I'm all out of time and space... I'm an alien, with a prettygreen skin :)

Noel Gellaga now wants to play with Blur... no more wishing them to "catch Aids and die"...

Noel Gellaga says he's jealous of Beady Eye because of his "mate" Gem Archer...

wow, mates that never hear / see each other, a "mate" that he blamed among many excuses for the Oasis split...

Oasis pure fans don't "like it"...

Noel Gillaga says his idol, absolute legend, etc. blah blah, is Mario Balotelli...

it could be only one as Mario, a dickhead

(lol)
In Milan he even signed Balotelli jerseys, he feels to be him.

be ready for "something going horribly wrong" for Noel Gulliga... as he wishes.

But it already happened...

It may be either another fan going inside his house, or his wife leaving him for Liam... or the duel Liam vs Noel in court... Noel has never been lucky with suing...

dedicated to Noel Gallagher

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I picked 25 from hundreds

1. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)

2. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy)

3. Take on me (A-Ha)

4. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)

5. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)

6. I'm not scared (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit)

7. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli from Italy)

8. (Out there) On my own (Nikka Costa from Tokyo,
discovered by talent scout Tony Renis from Milan)

9. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths)

10. Big in Japan (Alphaville)

11. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes)

12. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky IV,
Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)

13. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)

14. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)

15. The neverending story (Limahl, Christopher Hamill)

16. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

17. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)

18. True faith (New Order)

19. Don't you want me (Human League)

20. Absolute beginners (David Bowie - film feat. Patsy Kensit)

21. La luce buona delle stelle (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit)

22. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)

23. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)

24. Human nature (Michael Jackson)

25. I want to know what love is (Foreigner)

Aaaaaahhhhhh we finally found the 2 videos we were looking for: it was only one song with 2 different versions videos:

Industry, State of the nation, here and here - that was easy :), saying it after we found them :)

They were 1st in Italy, 89th in their country, Usa. The frontman then collaborated with Pink Floyd and The Who.

Owen Morris: it was easy for Noel to manage Oasis

2012-02-17T14:54:00.000+01:00

LONDON - I've read that Noel is saying that he could even be England's new manager (he's God, so why not the Pope?) 'cause he had been managing himself well for 20 years... Oh, didn't he manage Oasis? Now it's himself.
All those difficulties he always talked about, that made him leave the band 3 times, sound even more ridiculous now.
Of course they also had a manager, Marcus.

Beyond the artists, looking at the mixers, the engineers and the producers, the people on the desk who make it all happen. Owen Morris, a man who was at the centre of arguably Oasis’ most successful period. Coming in as a technician for ‘Definitely Maybe’, Morris went on to produce ‘What’s The Story (Morning Glory)’ and ‘Be Here Now’.
He's one of the THREE guys on the cover artwork of Morning Glory, he can be seen in the background holding a copy of the album’s master tape. The two guys "meeting" are Brian and the deejay Sean Rowley.

When people read or write about you, they’re going to cite Oasis first. As a producer, what was the first record you worked on?

I came in on ‘Definitely Maybe’. I mixed it and arranged the guitars. That was a good project and after that I recorded everything they did for a couple of years. Oasis was a lot of fun, I’m very, very grateful for working with Oasis. They were very easy to work with.

Ok – so they weren’t difficult at all to control?

No – not at all. It was a very controlled environment, I mean, Noel Gallagher ran a very tight ship. And everybody was very professional, really. Working with them was very easy.
Oasis weren’t lazy, they were lucky because they had Liam able to sing the songs.

When you were working on ‘Definitely Maybe’, did you get a sense of how much of an impact it was going to have as an album?

No, not really, I don’t think anybody did. We thought it’d be successful but we didn’t think it’d turn them into the big band of the 90s.

Was it a different atmosphere in the studio when you were working on the next record, ‘(What’s The Story) Morning Glory’?

Well, it was a pretty similar atmosphere because they wanted to be there and it was very work-focused – we recorded and finished a song a day. So it was very much about getting it done. The atmosphere was very good, like I say, because everybody wanted to be there.

Noel Gallagher waits for something bad... but already happened

2012-02-17T01:55:00.000+01:00

LONDON - (he was drinking Pepsi 'cause with Shakermaker he copied also the Coke song... there was a "very funny" joke by him saying they were now drinking Pepsi only...but he had to pay money anyway - $500,000 in damages).
Noel Gallagher "keeps waiting for something to go horribly wrong"... (what a knobhead)
as if it wasn't enough the 22 negative reviews from magazines and sites that are not his ass-lickers, and the 28th position in the most important chart outside home (so he either doesn't know about them or, as usual, he's a liar and pretends not to know), if I was God I wouldn't say that sentence 2 times, as the other day he told about a mad fan going inside his house, and the world is full of crazy people, much time before John Lennon...
classic Noel looking for self-harm...
sentence that it's even on the cover of his NME, so everybody can see...
And, as if it wasn't enough the mad fan attacking him onstage in Toronto, Canada. Noel still remembers too well and that night left a mark upon him.
I've seen a lot of crazy people around, attracted by Noel. The kind of fans as "Noel or die", crazy videos saying that he's dead, etc. "death of you and me" type. And some months ago, you remember that site, looking like made inside a toilet, with a guy who wanted to "kill Oasis"...

With that sentence Noel clearly wants to provoke, 'cause he DOES know that there's something wrong already.
And, with all the people in the world nowadays who are not having "a good time" (euphemism), waiting for something to go horribly wrong could only be said by an idiot.
He already repeated that he could retire soon... (classic Noel-scaredy cat, who was always scared of fans) ...just a lazy, boring and bored millionaire.

I've just told to Fabregas that he should have come to play for Milan in his favourite San Siro and with him we could win everything... I had told him last summer... I'm the usual prophet... he chose Barcelona and they're clearly not going to win not even the league... (-10 points). If you check Oasisblues, there's a post of mine last summer where I wrote Barcelona was going to fail soon... Anyway he can still win the Champions League... maybe...
I'm a "boy with a thorn in his side"...I'm an ant in a world of cicadas... Noel Gallagher would say: I'm a boy with a fork in a world of soup...as he said about Liam.
Me and Liam are misunderstood prophets...

here's one of many failures for Noel Gellaga suing, while he's always been sued by other people: Tony, Liam, and almost all the musicians he copied, etc.

Creation Records, Noel and others sued News Group Newspapers in 1997 after The Sun began selling a poster which featured a photograph of the set of the album cover of "Be Here Now" taken at the same time as the final image, although not the actual photograph used on the cover. If you're one of the many who bought it (and the few that still own it save for use as a coaster) then you may appreciate why-it features a Rolls-Royce emerging from a swimming pool and various members of the band in suitably moody poses surrounded by apparently "symbolic" objects.
Creation and the other claimants argued in this case that the scene and composition of the photograph was a separate copyright work and protectable in its own right. The Judge disagreed, finding that assembling disparate objects together could not be protected by copyright, and reinforcing the theory that two works created from a common source don't always involve the other being copied.

Not only Noel Gellaga insulted Michael Jackson when he died and wants to party when Margaret Thatcher dies. When Lady Diana died, he mocked all the people attending her funeral, saying that they don't even visit their own grandmothers tombs at the graveyard. It's typical of him seeing his own things in other people. It's just that HE doesn't even visit his grandmothers...

calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the world

2012-02-15T22:30:00.000+01:00

MILAN - You remember last year there was "calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the year" (said by Liam)...as we didn't have kids yet, this year it's "by the end of the world" :))
(21 December 2012, time: 11:11 am). And you remember all the strange Oasis artworks... the "Oasis curse - mysteries"...

We noticed that between this and the recent post "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria", there are about 9 months... it's written, we must make this kid called BeadyEye, LOL.
Then the kid is gonna be proud and tell everybody: my name is Beadyeye and I was conceived in Fucking, Austria (LOL). He/She's both a boy and a girl...as in Tommy by the Who: it's a boooyyy... no, it's a girl. Or: it's Noel, that is: both of them ahahaha
In Italian (Roman dialect) it's: "o' famo strano 'sto pupetto", LOL (=we make this baby in a strange way), from a popular comic film.
Really original child, unique. Maybe a bit too much.
Now seriously, I think having a child nowadays is the worst idea one could have. I mean, it's probably the biggest joy one could have in life but how much time would it last? some weeks? then it would be all about spending money, well wasting money, having seen the results of the new generations, not sleeping, more problems as if they weren't enough, and shitting everywhere (lol).
They say they're sure I would be a perfect dad. And I already don't sleep at night (but in the morning). And I've got A LOT of time on my hands (lol). So I could be a perfect baby sitter :) (desperate househusband), full of shit around ahahaha Not sure about it... I know children like me, but the feeling is not always mutual.

yours,
the "fucking Mayans" ahaha
(the ones Noel Gallagher loves...)

other people added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Alanis Morissette and the Beach Boys (because Noel hates them, you remember). More soon.
Are we going to invite all the bands Noel Gellaga hates? 'cause it would be a year-long festival, lol. He doesn't hate Kasabian but since they refused him, he probably hates them now :)

Milan-Arsenal 4-0, Berlusconi fucks the Queen

2012-02-15T22:29:00.000+01:00

MILAN - Beckham was right. Breaking news: AC Milan-Arsenal 4-0. How we didn't win even 7-0 is beyond me, we felt pity for them. "A few goals in Italy", as the English always say eh...
Today I received loads of jealous racist insults (really pointless insults, 'cause I showed them how they are inferior in every single thing), and before the game even Arsenal hooligans messing in Milan. Shows how pathetic their team is. I like Man City, and a bit also Liverpool and Chelsea, but cheating Manchester United and Arsenal are a total scum. I dislike them even more than United. Dictionary, arse-ass: Assenal.

banner at the stadium (rebus-striscione allo stadio): "Berlusconi si tromba anche la Regina", Berlusconi fucks the Queen too mwahahahahaha (the trumpet in Italian slang means "fucks", lol)
This would be appreciated by the "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher... not really for the Queen, but because he supports "rich politicians only" and was in a film produced by Berlusconi...

We WERE in crisis against English teams in the recent years, 'cause it's difficult to play against yourself ;)
(not in 2007, Milan-Manchester United 3-0 and Liverpool-Milan 1-2).
Beautiful sun in Milan, so we were trying everything to make them feel NOT at home, LOL.
Even ex Manchester City Robinho scoring 2 goals (a great one too) and Ibrahimovic with his assists.
Now Arsenal winning more than 4-0 in London... it's more likely that the Pope gets married, lol.
As Milan anthem says: "Milan is a great Milan....then everybody is coming to Milan".
"Milan fashion giants". Game over.

3 Italians clubs out of 3 in the Champions League, 2 English ones out ot 4, soon to be only one or even less... Scum United see you on Thursday on Channel 5.

no highlights but just Boateng: what a goal, classic one from him. Dedicated to all the people insulting.

and he was back today from a long injury and didn't even have to play (we had 13 injured players). Of course there were people insulting him lately a few days ago

Champions League song

‎"la musichettaaaaaaaaaa"... mamma mia, 3 languages and not Italian, and the best team in history is Italian... and the language of opera is Italian. And the second and third best teams in history are Spanish... and if we look at South America: more Spanish language, Boca Juniors being the 2nd in the world. And as national teams, the top is Portuguese (Brazil) and Italian languages.
Did they at least notice in the music scores, all those words in Italian, ritornello, allegro, allegretto... Mister Allegri ;) did they know one called Pavarotti, etc. etc. Do they know that the most famous opera theatre is in Milan, etc.
Who's the Uefa president? the french Platini. Ah, I see. Uefa = fail. Uefail.

Ce sont les meilleures équipes

Es sind die allerbesten Mannschaften

The main event

Die Meister

Die Besten

Les grandes équipes

The champions

Une grande réunion

Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung

The main event

Die Meister

Die Besten

Les grandes équipes

The champions

Ils sont les meilleurs

Sie sind die Besten

These are the champions

Die Meister

Die Besten

Les grandes équipes

The champions

I think there's a mistake in these lyrics from their official site: I think it should be: SIE sind, plural. "Es" is "it", so here it's like: IT ARE...
it must have been Noel Gallagher writing them ahahaha "you was" and things like that in his blog.
in fact, then it says: SIE sind die Besten.
Maybe they wanted to use some archaic language, but the matter is modern of our days. I'm not so expert of German but I know that English is quite "elastic" and many things are conceded. In Italian you just can't really mistake even one letter or it's a mistake.
Britalian ;)

pretty Valentine's day, or sad

2012-02-14T18:16:00.000+01:00

MILAN - Best wishes from the Pretty Green staff ;). Anyway there's still 15 February, the Singles Awareness Day (SAD, lol).

Can't buy me love - yes you can (lol), you remember: if you have your wishlist on Amazon ahaha

Now seriously, this is me always saying I don't care about money...

advice: stay away from models - they make you mad, see how I am, lol.

At least "normal" girls (is there any?) can cook a pizza for you :)

‎"Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!"

Beady Eye girls, Pretty Green fans. Evelina, Joanna, Stefania, Irina, Martina... as with the early Oasis, the girls have been fundamental to the success of the bands

I was thinking about Oasis 3 years ago, we were still all friends, the split and taking sides (precise sides created by God Noel) have been an atomic bomb (just like the artwork of Oasis' last album). Then they tell me things as something nice at Noel gigs don't happen at Beady Eye gigs... oh yeah, and at Beady Eye gigs also don't happen that fans insult Noel as it happen at Noel gigs insulting Liam... it shows the little fans they are, as the little man he is.

Noel Gallagher had a bad return to Manchester

2012-02-13T22:41:00.001+01:00

MANCHESTER - (photo: an Oasis Milano Lambretta).
According to a tabloid (you know, those "pieces of sheet" famous for telling the truth...), even before playing (the gig is tonight), Noel Gallagher had a "triumphant return to Manchester"...
triumphant in Manchester after he said the Thatcher times were better times? as an American was continuously shouting during England-USA in 2010 @ our Football English pub (or, for him, Soccer English pub, lol) : "I DON'T THINK SO!!"
either they're bullshit as usual, or in Manchester everybody turned to be conservative.
For those who don't know, tabloids are paper to be used for the "fish & chips".
There are still people believing in Noel Galliga?
quod erat demonstrandum:
"Noel is the only person left to see Beady Eye play, or formulate an opinion on them"...
not true, he repeated that he likes them, they're rock'n'roll and the Roller is a "fucking number one single". Classic Noel fan site not listening to him.
Oh and he's such a hero: “I walk down streets and in my head I’m thinking, ‘This is where I was writing Half The World Away." Did you mean, this is where you COPIED Half the world away from Burt Bacharach. But he was his friend so he didn't have to pay royalties. This time.
And the fucking woman writing goes: "He may have written two of the most celebrated guitar records of the century"... most celebrated of the century? is she fucking joking? is she mocking our godlike idol? ...
‎"He’s had to satiate demand to see him play with a world tour before the HFB are even a formal band." ...again and again, he said they are NO fucking band! it's the fucking name of the fucking album! is he a fucking "solo artist" or not!!! the poor victim all alone and abandoned!
More bullshit: Liam had "a far frostier reception from fans and critics alike"!! yeah just like Noel 22 negative reviews, Beady Eye only one negative.
ah! "it’s a scenario he’s utterly surprised by. “Part of you, when you make a record thinks, ‘This is fucking brilliant and why wouldn’t it be a massive success ’cos I’m amazing’. I never thought I’d have sold so many records in such a short space of time and be playing arenas; I never prepared for any of this."
you're playing arenas thanks to fucking Oasis!!!!!!! get over it. You are known because of Oasis and if you didn't play Oasis live now, there would be half of the people.
‎"His most recent career first, though, is pretty Tom Jones; he’s become the kind of musician people fling bras at. “It was a wonderful moment,” he smiles. “I called my mrs (Sara MacDonald) and she was very proud. I’ve kept it as well, like a serial killer’s trophy.”
PROUD?! even VERY? No, she's not. Even her wife even hates his music.
I wonder how Oasis real fans can re-publish all those bullshit, as if tabloids and Liam haters weren't enough.

Valentine's Queen in Milan

2012-02-13T11:12:00.000+01:00

MILAN - just made a new version, one for Valentine's day: the Queen in Milan, Love of my life. Also featuring Oasis and Liam.
Oh mamma mia mamma mia, mamma mia let me go... ...caught in a landslide... / caught beneath a landslide...

("Volete cantare con noi?" - do you want to sing with us? - Freddie Mercury said, in perfect Italian. ..."somebody told me that Italians are the best singers in the world... especially in Milano!" :) - he was probably thinking of Pavarotti, lol)

Good old fashioned lover boy

this is Argentina-Milano: we can do the tango, be your Valentino :)

Spread your wings

Sammy... this was a cult. There's also some Oasis video in the snow as this one...

Don't look back in anger
and Sally :). What a shite voice!!! even outta tune. Better not to compare it to Freddie Mercury's. I can sing MUCH better. I mean it's easy for everyone to sing better than this. In fact he said he learned to sing in 2005... I think in 2015. Here it was cold so he was probably drunk... then it seems it's always cold there...

Don't stop me now

as for Oasis, it was the girls who introduced us to their music.

When we were at school in the 90's we escaped from the classroom from the window -> corridor and to play songs as this one with 4, 6, 8 hands in a hidden room that had a piano. Good ol' times... if we didn't start to follow the Queen, we wouldn't have become Oasis fans... English bands, great frontmen, great quality music. I know, I should've studied some more Britalian :) but then I put my life in the hands of a rock'n'roll band, and they didn't throw it all away yet, 'cause there's still Beady Eye :)

Noel Gallagher never insulted the Queen...how rare... he secretly loves them.

You're my best friend

the early 90's were the times when the first CDs came out, and we already had everything on tapes and vinyls, and being huge fans we were buying the Cds too. One day I sold one thing by the Queen 'cause I had too many copies of it, and one of my friends goes: WHAT?! you have sold a NIGHT AT THE OPERA??!! ('cause he wanted to buy it, his 7th copy of the same album, lol). It was like a religion, even more sick than God Noel godlike fans.

In the lap of the Gods+Seven seas of Rhye+Tear it up

In the lap of Noels (lol). Pretty Green stripes t-shirts (lol). When I read kids: best event ever @ Wembley? Muse (wtf?). This is history. He was explosive... and I remember we used to say: it's so strange thinking that now he's "in a little box", lol

rip Whitney Houston

2012-02-12T11:37:00.002+01:00

LOS ANGELES - Tribute to another great singer gone too soon. There was one missing on my post about the 80's, my dad was a big fan. It's a cemetery recently. Whitney Houston was found dead, aged 48.

fuck... born 1963 is close to 1967 Noel Gallagher's... (I'm not ironic eh about Noel the little piece of shit insulting legends who just died as he did with Michael Jackson...). 190 million albums sold, Noel dream on. Not even with Oasis you could do half of it. They sold 70 million in their whole career, God Noel sounds like a local artist.

All at once

Greatest love of all

Run to you

Mancini: Capello could have won Euros

2012-02-11T11:00:00.000+01:00

MANCHESTER - (photo with Rhian Sugden from Bury, Manchester).
I agree with Mancini... Capello had only one chance to win a trophy, and those referees in Germany-England are not really innocent... (ghost goal and absurd offside flagged for Rooney in front of the goalkeeper... and it was the same linesman...).
Roberto Mancini believes the FA have lost a man who could have won them Euro 2012 in Fabio Capello.
The Manchester City boss has jumped to the defence of his fellow Italian after he quit the England post this week.
Few have lamented Capello's departure but Mancini believes England could rue the day they let him go.
He said: "I don't know the reason for it but I can say that the national team has lost a top manager.
"And I think that with Fabio they had a big chance to win the European Championships."
But City's table-topping boss believes he could provide the new manager with an answer as to who his new captain should be.
John Terry has had the armband taken off him and Steven Gerrard is among the favourites to be given it.
But Mancini believes City star Gareth Barry would be an able skipper. His defensive midfielder has captained his country from the start once in a friendly against Ghana almost a year ago.
And after 51 caps, he certainly has the experience. Mancini insists he also has the ability as he acclaimed the player, who turns 31 this month, as one of his unsung heroes.
The former Inter Milan chief said: "Some players maybe don't seem as important as others but in the end they are the most important players.
"These players can play in every position on the pitch, fight for every ball, help their manager and team-mates and are always available.
"I think he could be an England captain because he is a clever man on the pitch, a really good player.
"Capello thought that, too, because he always played him."
A new man at the England helm could also open the door again for City defender Micah Richards.
And Mancini has called on the 23-year-old to to prove he is the best right-back in England.
Richards is behind Liverpool's Glen Johnson and Kyle Walker of Spurs in the England pecking order — despite his fine form for the league leaders.
Mancini has long trumpeted Richards' potential. But he warned him not to expect an immediate recall — his last cap was in November 2010 — as he still has much to prove.
Mancini said: "Micah has everything to become a top full-back.
"He has improved a lot in the last year but he can still improve, he can do better. At this moment for the national team, probably Johnson or Walker are better.
"But I don't want to say Micah can't play for the national team — if he wants, Micah can.
"If one England manager has a choice of three — Johnson, Walker, Micah — one players stays out.
"Micah played with Capello but there are a lot of players and a manager can call only 20-22 for a European Championship."
About the league, Mancini said: "We can't think about the other teams. We have another 14 games and every one is going to be difficult. We know we are going to have to win a lot of them."

new version, with McLaren 2012 and Beady Eye

n.3 ring F1 circus & n.4 letter word (live from Abbey Road studios, London),

for the Oasis fans Button and Hamilton

0:34 performing Wonderwall, 2:30 Liam, 6:10 Silvia, 6:14 Manchester, 6:44 Noel Gallagher (lol) 7:32 Gem

weekend trip to Fucking

2012-02-11T03:08:00.002+01:00

FUCKING - (lol) Let's everybody update our "current location" to this town: Fucking, Austria. The world will be a better place.
For an Oasis fan, this is a cult trip. We could go @ Easter weekend, in the centre of Europe, reachable for anyone.

local tour guide:
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking".

she recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

it was announced that the village would be installing CCTV cameras in an attempt to deter summertime tourists from filming themselves having sexual intercourse in front of the Fucking signs.

ahahahahahaha

click here for more information

Oasis, Fucking in the bushes (copied from Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover, plus samples from Murray Lerner's film Message to Love-Isle of Wight)

There'll always be an England, with final Oasis sample

and another video here, Tiny Tim (see the Baroness, lol)

live @ City of Manchester stadium, plus Turn up the sun, by Andy
("you're gonna get the sack" sounds like a bit of a hoax...after Noel left the band 2 days before the last gigs...)

Noel is successful thanks to Oasis only

2012-02-10T05:44:00.002+01:00

LONDON - A rare photo: Noel signing an autograph. As every old Oasis fan knows, he almost never wanted, not even photos. In fact, here he still doesn't seem to be happy.
The narrative that Noel Gallagher was Oasis, and that Liam missing his own band is 'news' is absurd. Liam didn't quit the band. He may have fought with his brother, but Noel's made a career out of throwing Liam under the bus at every opportunity.
Noel recently talking about the infamous 1996 US tour:
"The first gig was a 16,000-seat arena, and the singer's not turned up. That killed us stone dead in America. This is rock'n'roll. Would Johnny Rotten have gotten a house on the eve of an American tour? Keith Richards? John Lennon? You either want it or you don't, and I blame him for us never becoming as big in America as we were in England."
(For the record, John Lennon incited Americans to smash Beatles albums with his infamous 'bigger than Jesus' comment and they still remained "big in America").
While Noel's claim is ridiculous (and often repeated), it keeps him from accepting the truth. There's something that is much more likely to have killed Oasis dead in America: "Be Here Now".
Liam's voice was perfect on "Be Here Now". Liam wasn't the problem. It was the songs and the production. The songs were (in some cases) not good and (in most cases) an overproduced mess. Johnny Depp on guitar for the ludicrous "Fade In-Out" (that seemed to channel Bon Jovi) and "Stay Young" is a b-side? It was the captain that ran that ship aground. Just listen to the acoustic version of "Stand by Me" without the ridiculous guitar intro. Great song. "Magic Pie" on the other hand...
You can't claim to be "The Chief" and only take the credit. You have to take the blame as well [same for the split: Liam took his part of the blame, Noel didn't... it's unreal]. All the negative attention that gets directed at Oasis always falls on Liam, and Noel likes it that way. "Whatever gets you through the night", eh?
Oasis was Liam's band. He loved it enough to stay. Noel wanted out. So did McCartney. It's just easier to blame John and Yoko (and play the victim) than man-up and accept the fact that you're the one who decided to leave.
This 'My little brother was picking on me!' routine is getting old, and Noel is still killing his new work with overproduction.
Beady Eye achieved whatever it did on its own merit, and with the intense scrutiny that always gets directed at Liam. Noel, with all the credit and benefit of the doubt, didn't do much better with his album, and he sold tickets to his concerts with Oasis' hits, not his new album.

Noel fans saying it was 100% Liam's fault, shows how unreal they are.
It was 99% Noel's fault.

God bless Liam! All these years Noel pretended he was Abel and Liam was Cain--now it's been PROVEN that Liam really was Abel and Noel is Cain.

Let me know when Noel does something new and massive outside of Oasis, and then he'll have done something Liam hasn't. HFB did sell more records than BE, though. Justin Bieber's album has sold more albums than both of those albums combined. Is that how we should define success?
There is not one song on the album that compares to his best, he hasn't had a hit song since "The Importance of Being idle", and his creative output has slowed to a trickle.
The new music is anemic, to say the least.
There are Beady Eye b-sides that have more vitality than some of Noel's HFB 'hits'.

The only other Brit in the 20th Century as great as Margaret Thatcher was Winston Churchill. I hope she is given the huge state funeral she deserves, and is buried in Westminster Abbey. Noel can go be a toadstool in Hell.

the higher you climb, the harder you fall

2012-02-09T20:34:00.002+01:00

SINGAPORE - Stop saying that Noel Gallagher received 21 negative reviews. They are 22 now.
I bet you were missing them eh. Beady Eye only one negative. BE > NG.
Noel, maybe your time is coming (I'm still quoting Oasis' Alive). In fact you repeated that you could retire soon. The people will notice that the times are changing...it's just for now but not for good...
will you be left alone at the starting gate? I'm not blind (as Noel fans) and I don't mind, 'cause I got time now I'm alive.

again the Rubik's cube=Noel's different faces.
the Rubik's bra that Noel fans are throwing him (he said he's becoming a serial killer, confirming what I said).
Having bras is not enough... you have to SOLVE them ;)

Going in a different direction from the “Wall of Sound” that Oasis took, Noel, coined The Chief by his fans, takes a mellow style in High Flying Birds, a huge contrast from the over-compressed fuzzed-out guitar-centric tones that were synonymous with Oasis.
It may come as a surprise that the first guitar solo on the album only comes in on the 6th track, AKA… What a Life! (it's not even a solo, but chords repeated), with only one other solo (Wrong Beach) being featured in its entirety [so as Noel said, there are only 2 guitar solos, I had considered 3, not What a life but in Stop the clocks and Record Machine... Beady Eye had 7 solos].
The first single from the self-titled album, Death of You and Me, showcases a bigger range to The Chief’s often-safe singing, with frequent falsettos being sung in this laid-back composition. Eerily resembling Oasis’s The Importance of Being Idle, the single features a New Orleans-style horn section that helps evoke a cabaret circus setting, which gives it a somewhat mischievous yet mysterious mood.
Despite Noel testing the boundaries on corny lyrics, such as the “La-la-la” sing-along in Dream On (plus "oh me, oh my/ I'm running out of battery"), “Oh me, oh my/ So long baby bye-bye” in (Stranded On) The Wrong Beach, and "what if I'm already dead, how would I know?" (Stop the clocks, even his Guardian mocked him), he convincingly expresses an array of emotions through his vocal work and lyric construction [this is ironic]. With lines such as “Drowning, I’m sinking in the quicksand/Stranded on the wrong beach/Come and rescue me”, once again from (Stranded On) The Wrong Beach and, “You’ve been drifting and stealing/Try to walk in my shoes/But they don’t belong to you” from Everybody’s On The Run, feelings of desperation to joy to anger and everything in-between can easily be found and understood in the master composers carefully crafted lyrics.
With the mix of Rock ‘n’ Roll with orchestral elements, it’s evident that Noel has headed towards a Baroque-pop style, which comes as no surprise as many of his musical influences come from that genre. However, the toned-down approach taken straight off from first track, sets the theme for the album, leaving his debut efforts somewhat monotonous at times, without any memorable highs that were prominent in his back catalogue with Oasis.

An award not coming from the NME Noel ass lickers, so it's more credible.
A few days ago the prize for "XFM best British debut album", Noel vs Liam. The Vaccines won.
These are the 10 albums that received the most votes:

The Vaccines - What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?
Beady Eye - Different Gear, Still Speeding
James Blake - James Blake
Chapel Club - Palace
Noel Gallagher's - High Flying Birds=penises, in Italian slang
Ben Howard - Every Kingdom
Miles Kane - Colour Of The Trap
Benjamin Francis Leftwich - Last Smoke Before The Snowstorm
Scroobius Pip - Distraction Pieces
Ed Sheeran - +

‎"Have you ever met any of the members of Oasis?
We met Noel through a mutual friend in London. We were introduced to him in a pub, and were all getting on well until someone mentioned we were in a band. Immediately Noel asked, "What's your band called?", to which we had to reply that we didn't have a name yet. I'll never forget the look of utter disgust on his face as he said, "A band without a name? What a joke!", and walked off."
Ladies & gentlemen, this is Noel Galliga.

Sweet life, Scarlett

2012-02-09T12:40:00.000+01:00

MILAN - (AC Milan sponsor). Today let's have another look at fashion ("Milan fashion giants" as they call us, lol...you remember the model obsessed for Oasis Keeley Hazell's ex boyfriend, ex Chelsea's Joe Cole for Milan's Pretty Green... he had to join AC Milan, already bought a house by Como lake where Liam always goes, then Cole lost himself in france... also Chelsea have Dolce&Gabbana as sponsor) and cinema, as we are "Hollywood Milano", and Liam Gallagher is producing a film with his "In 1 Productions".

There’s a new chapter in the story of The One, the sequel to a series of tales about a modern star in the fragrance firmament. Always in the spotlight, this enticing new episode celebrates The One and rose the one as you’ve never seen her before, at her most intimate. Now, The One gets up close and personal: she’s in revelatory mood, ready to expose her innermost secrets.

Who better to lay bare the most confidential characteristics of The One than Scarlett Johansson? Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana’s muse steps out from behind her created persona, and in the process, reveals a further facet of her talent as a globally renowned actress and lends a compelling presence to the role.
The mood of the golden era in Italian film-making – an enduring source of inspiration for Dolce&Gabbana – is perfectly captured. Reminiscent of Cinecittà’s greatest output from director Federico Fellini, in films such as La Dolce Vita, Scarlett is cast as an actress being interviewed between takes.
Scripted by writer Glenn O’Brien in collaboration with Scarlett, the dialogue ricochets back and forth between an unseen journalist and the star.
Comments Scarlett: "For this renewal, we played with the idea of the woman behind the public image. There’s a refreshing familiarity and sincerity. The way to wear The One is as a signature scent – it creates a strong first impression as well as delicately lingering after you’ve gone."

...my lips, for kissing and for words that start with the letter M ;)

yeah I love you too red Scarlett.

‘I do all my own stunts… even the lovemaking’, she declares, then towards the end of the interview, admits that she is ‘not looking for a million things, just that one perfect thing: love…’

"I had an Italian Boyfriend once...His mother broke up with me."

one says: "because it's said Italian men are mommy's boys. So if their mum don't like a girl then she's no good. lol"...

I say: oh really, "it's said" eh? by who? by JEALOUS or RACIST people. She says so because the Italian "mamma mia" has a great POWER in the family. Keep your comments without knowing anything for your country men. I bet some good looking "Italian mommy man" refused you because you're UGLY. "lol"
Sounds like the haters, jealous of Liam.

She's American but her surname clearly sounds Swedish... as in Sweet Life, Anita Ekberg was Swedish but played the role of an American actress:

featuring the legendary Marcello Mastroianni (quite nervous character in this film), we still think about this movie everytime a foreign girl comes visiting Italy on holidays, so you have to treat her as a Princess. In the film there were also the "paparazzi" photographers, for the first time using that word (from the name of a character, Paparazzo - Liam used to hate them :).

I talked to a Polish girl who was saying a series of bad things about here, and at the end she admitted that she has not even been to Italy in all her life. As I was saying a 1000 times (some countries can't understand it), Italy is very different from zone to zone... it's even more than only one country, there's a strong regionalism, similar to England. People, dialects, etc. can change even from town to town.

this is the reason why some stupid one says Beady Eye are gay...because linked to fashion (Pretty Green).
This is a music band from Milano (Elio e le Storie Tese), who made a series of videos mocking the people living in different parts of Italy. This is about Milan, lol.

As I was saying in the post about the "Dolce vita", sometimes foreign girls are worried to go to Italy, 'cause they think everybody is a "latin lover", so it's "dangerous" for them, but as you can see, in Milan there's no risk, LOL

one says "what a divine colour"... but in Italian "di vino" also means "of wine", so the other says: "which wine? you cretin" (cretin in a feminine form, cretina LOL)
As you can see, in the video there's the same background behind, that Beady Eye had in some photos :)
(they were up the Terrazza Martini)

God Noel, Christ Martin and the FA: dumb & dumber...and dumbest

2012-02-08T22:47:00.000+01:00

LONDON - Coldplay's Christ Martin to join God Noel Gallagher @ Brit Awards. What a couple.

From the film: dumb & dumber.

breaking sad news: the band England split up.

It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit England tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with the FA a day longer.
Apologies to all the people who thought we could win Euro 2012.

Fabio Capello

(mocking Noel statement when Oasis split)

Capello last games: England-Sweden 1-0 for the first time in 43 years and England-world champion Spain 1-0.
They were on the right road... and now this stupid thing of Terry with the Football Association.

The only team where he didn't win trophies was England (well, only one trophy was available to win... and that referee of Germany-England is not innocent...ghost goal and absurd offside for Rooney in front of the goalkeeper)
...and the shite was Capello eh?

well done Fabio, the FA won't win anything for centuries.
Now they'll have a new manager just 4 months before the championship, and it's not a very nice thing... You'll have to be very lucky...

Just today I had officialy founded a new language: Britalian :)
a mix between English and Italian tongues, where mistakes are allowed and we blame it on alcohol (lol).
You know, true perfection has to be imperfect! I know that that sounds foolish but it's true! God said so!
Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Roman Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43. In Italy, a city as Milan (same flag of England, Saint George's and best football club in history founded by a group of English and Italians) has 7,000 British inhabitants. There are many Britalians who have made a huge contribution to society. Famous Britalians: Paolo Nutini, Frankie Dettori, Marco Pierre White, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Benjamin Disraeli, Damon Minchella, Paolo Hewitt, Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno, etc.

some '90s today. Different decade, still faggots, lol.
Pulp, Disco 2000

oh today a story of women, just like Noel Galliga. This video reminds me of one from our university for models (=idiots) who wanted to have sex with me at home while there were my parents in the room next to us, lol just like in Trainspotting (what a risk). Similar scene from the film here with the girl in the taxi.

But I didn't sleep in the corridor like Mark Renton :) (there's four and twenty million doors on life's endless corridor :). She insisted but I didn't want... and I remember she was so stupid that said: when I'm making love, I shout - but at the same time she wanted. Some girl told me: "yea i tell u boy: women wanna shout haha"... and that girl always said: there are the afternoons to make sex... And me thinking: wtf? is that her job? LOL it was something I wasn't used to do, lol (well, still now). You know, I'm a virgin.

what a nice day. Noel&Christ together, Milan lost, England lost Capello... trash.

Suede, always loved this band, of course Noel hates them. I met them near our Football English Pub, where we invited Liam and Morricone. They remind me of Natalie "the best conceivable English model" :) in Milan, a "big bird" studying chemistry

Different class, still speeding ;)

one dedicated to the foundation of Britalian, Bar Italia (famous bar in London, you remember the article on Zani)

The beautiful ones, as for True by Spandau Ballet (False),

also for this one there's a cover by Noel Galliga: The Ugly Ones.

Ah, the 90's. No cell phone. No Facebook, no Twitter, no YouTube, no Mp3, NO INTERNET.

All we did back then to catch music videos was on TV. Frantically called best friends on home telephone that our favorite singers/band were on tv.

Oasis, Verve, Suede, Smashing Pumpkins, Jewel... Memorable times... gone are those days. Nothing ever lasts forever.

little man Noel Gallagher and the great music in the '80s

2012-02-07T22:55:00.000+01:00

MILAN - ‎As the typical '80s Rubik's cube from Hungary (my friend very similar to him of the previous post, had Hungarian origins...), here's a recent photo of Noel the man with different faces... (wish he was the girl).
If you had all your ideas opposite to mine, I would respect you, but you continuously change everything about everything (and of course you also said you hate changes). This is the sign that he's a very insecure person... without Oasis, he's lost. In fact, he said he would like to be a guitarist in a band again and repeated that he could retire soon.
"Margaret Thatcher was one of the greatest leaders of a nation in the history of the world. I wish we had someone of her stature and wisdom leading Britain now. Now that she is close to passing away, Noel is showing exactly what a mean, despicable LITTLE man he is."

According to Noel Gallagher, great music was made IN SPITE of Margaret Thatcher... wait a minute: when? in the '80s. GREAT music in the EIGHTIES?! everybody knows the WORST decade for music was the Eighties, was even shite. As Paolo Hewitt says:
"Negli anni '80 la musica veniva giudicata in base ai dati di vendita e suonava insipida e fasulla; dopo avere ascoltato questi insulsi suoni, avevano deciso di fare ritorno ai fondamentali. Durante tutti gli anni '80 la musica dei Beatles è stata considerata assolutamente sorpassata, il che spiega perchè gran parte della musica prodotta nel corso di quel decennio faccia schifo: negli anni '90, invece, è tornata nuovamente in auge, e ha ricominciato a essere considerata un'influenza essenziale".
=it was crap, 'cause it wasn't influenced by the Beatles, and judged by how much it sold, just like Noel's album...
A few guitars and all those keyboards, just like Keane that Noel hates! And there's a series of bands and singers from the '80s that he hates (one as example: he deeply hates Michael Jackson. Then, Simply Red, Inxs, Phil Collins, George Michael, etc.). He talked shit about Michael Jackson also when he had just died... Noel has no respect at all for the death thing...
Noel...one like you, totally "inspired" (euphemism) by the Beatles... The key instrument was the keyboard (sorry for the pun :), in some cases I don't know what guitars were there for, and almost nobody was influenced by the Beatles, although John Lennon had just died in 1980.
We like that music 'cause it reminds us of when we were children but it was not really quality, especially if compared to much better music. There's no comparison with the '60s - Beatles & Rolling Stones, '70s - Led Zeppelin etc., '90s Oasis etc.
All the great '80s CULTURE Noel speaks about... hey, we were raised with TELEVISION.
In fact, on his blog he speaks about tv series and all those bullshit.
Noel always said there was great music as a REACTION to the "soon to be dead granny" (as he said, in style) Maggie, so it was because of her, and now he says "NOT BECAUSE"?! (even in capital letters!)
With your correction, now it's even worse, Noel sometimes you should just shut the fuck up.

I remember that if you were one listening to these songs in English language, you were "cool", 'cause it was the older brothers listening to them. I was a child, Noel in the '80s was much older, a grown boy who was going to clubs, discos, fell in love with some girl (or some BOY), and now he says the music of that period was great. It's great in his mind, just because it reminds him of those times. Again, as Paolo Hewitt says, Noel started with music with these things and put the disco music, house music refrains, etc. in his music.
‎"Noel non si dimenticò mai di come l'avevano fatto sentire quei gloriosi, trascendentali ritornelli house, che gli ricordavano tanto la musica irlandese e i cori da stadio; ben presto cominciò a inserirli nella propria musica, con effetti a dir poco devastanti".
(Paolo)
that music I was saying, reminded him of football chants at the stadium.
That's why he still got that obsession with remixes, Chemical Brothers, Amorphous Androgynous, etc. When he started to remix Oasis songs, Oasis split up. I mean, that's not the reason, we already talked enough about it, but (to quote a great '90s song :) by Pulp), something changed.
I think real Oasis fans don't even like those remixes, they are CONSERVATIVE in music, they would KEEP Beatles-like music only. That was what Oasis were about.

Noel now says his 2nd album will be the new "Dark side of the moon" by Pink Floyd, yes yes, this is one of his ways to FORCE his kid-fans to like him.
"Negli anni '80, il pubblico musicale era diviso, e parlava dei diversi stili come se si fosse trattato di squadre di calcio: "Per chi tifi? Musica indie. Vaffanculo, amico, lo vince l'hip-hop, il campionato". Ora tutto ciò non esiste più. Negli anni '90 l'unica distinzione è tra musica di buona e di cattiva qualità, tra band di talento e prive del medesimo, tra gente in gamba e imbecilli: nel 1989 è caduto il Muro di Berlino, e con esso un sacco di altre cose".
(Paolo)
of course, not even hip-hop was born in the '80s, but in the '70s. Same for rap, end of '60s then '70s.
In the'80s the music didn't even invent anything really important (if you don't think so, take it as a provocation), the keyboards and electronic music were coming from the '70s. Noel get over it.

Goblin, Profondo rosso

For those who don't know, this is an Italian band, song for the 1975 horror film by Dario Argento "Profondo rosso" (deep red), one of the scariest you could see (with David Hemmings, the English actor from Michelangelo Antonioni Blow-up, the Swinging London-Carnaby Street-Pretty Green).
Italian progressive rock from the '70s.

Come on Margaret !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLL

I had already posted '80s songs, here's more

Wham, Wake me up before you go-go

Noel admit it! you're gay! tells us you faggot on Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto!

Falco, Rock me Amadeus

Talk Talk (Mark David Hollis, fucking genius), It's a shame

Human League, Don't you want me

NOEL you turned into someone new...you've got the world at your feet, success has been so easy for you, but don't forget it's me who put you where you are now, and I can put you back there too (how appropriate). Notice at 3:01 she's "dying" :)

Gazebo, I like Chopin

Italian artist in England. oh my God Noel, thank you for bringing some nostalgia! :-/

("Noel" is becoming part of the expression "oh my God - NOEL"...)

OMD Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, Enola Gay

one for the person sponsoring these videos (copyright by Noel Gallyga): thank you Noel, Enola (containing the letters N-O-E-L...A - girl) Gay (Noelia)

The Style Council, Long hot summer

again, as for the clothes worn by British people, I'm sure Noel is AWARE that this is gay music (by his friend Paul Weller), in fact I remember when he always talked about forming a band and the people telling him: a band?! are you gay?! That was the culture from the '80s

Alphaville, Big in Japan (dedicated to the Japanese girl with the sign "Noel or die" - his fans are sick)

‎I'm picking some of the BEST eighties songs eh, there was also loads of rubbish

The Queen, It's a hard life (Oasis' Lyla video?)
I want to break free

the best band from the decade (again, Freddie Mercury & Roger Taylor- bisexual/homosexual), but it was from the '70s and had already made their best

Fleetwood Mac, Little lies

another one dedicated to Noel - I know you're reading me, you hidden bastard. One for all the lies you told. His fans are just the same as him. This is the band where he took the name "High Flying Birds" (and from Jefferson Airplane)

Culture Club, Do you really want to hurt me (do you really want to hurt me...do you really want to hurt me behind... (it really must hurt). When we were soldiers, our captain was a legend from Rome, legend apart from one opinion he had about the future: "il futuro è il culo" (the future is the ass, lol) ...we say: "anche no" (also not, lol). Sounds like reggae...that of course was NOT invented in the '80s, but in the '60s, and then with Bob Marley.

Karma Chameleon

the King (oops, the queen, lol), Boy George...reminds me of Paul Gallagher, the 3rd Gallagher brother...he used to dress as a woman...see, it's something in the family...

Frankie goes to Hollywood (our club in Milan :), Relax

Raf, Self control

this was one of the defining songs of the '80s, by the Italian good artist Raf, it was his beginning, singing in English

Kim Carnes, Bette Davis eyes

she was one of my insipirations when I used to sing (and Kelly Jones) for my rough voice-whisky effect :)

I should try Noel's-Farinelli falsetto, but no girl castrated me. Not yet. Someone did with Noel, it's clear in his blog, problems with women, inferiority complexes, hair, etc.

A-Ha, Take on me

Spandau Ballet, True - there's also a cover by Noel around: "False".

I'll fly for you - the high flying birds for you... I thought it was the "gay pride"...the woman is one of those cases to hide homosexuality, it was still a shame. In Italian "bird" is not girl but the opposite: it means penis... The High Flying Penis.

Ph.D., I won't let you down

Pet Shop Boys, West End girls

(the puppet is from Profondo rosso :)

Phil Collins, Another day in paradise

Noel hates him

Antonella Ruggiero-Matia Bazar, Vacanze romane

this is Noel Gallaga singing in falsetto

The Smith, The boy with the thorn in his side
Oscillate wildly

"The fucking Smiths, you faggot. What's wrong with you?"

(Noel)

The lead singer was not to his liking. I guess Morrisey's irriverent and humorous songwriting was a bit too gay or student for him. (Of course) years later Noel would cite The Smiths as one of his first musical influences." (Tony)

Noel (early '90s): "L'altro giorno era il mio compleanno. Esco e incontro Morrisey degli Smiths per la strada. Penso: ne ho dette tante su di lui che ora mi concia per le feste. E' alto più di un metro e ottanta ed è molto robusto mentre io sono pelle e ossa e per di più tossicomane (mwahahaha), pensavo proprio che fosse pronto a suonarmele. Ci incrociamo, ci scambiamo qualche frase del tipo: come va? tutto bene?, ci fermiamo e cominciamo a parlare. E' andato tutto liscio finchè lui non ha notato la mia borsa piena di roba da bere: fai una festa? Sì, è il mio compleanno, gli ho risposto, e fra me e me pensavo: oddio, mi viene la tentazione di invitarlo alla festa. E pensavo anche: non farlo, non farlo. Ma intanto sentivo che le parole mi uscivano dalla bocca da sole: "perchè non vieni anche tu?" E lui: "d'accordo, a che ora dovrei essere lì?" Così sono arrivato a casa pensando che sarebbe stato meglio mandare tutto a monte. Poco dopo mi arriva questo messaggio di Morrisey che dice: "mi dispiace, non ce la faccio a venire ma se una volta avete voglia di andare a rubare nei negozi fatemi una telefonata". Simpatico. Sarcastico, un po' stronzo ma in gamba".

The Communards, Don't leave me this way

"what a fucking faggot".

(Noel)

=in Milan dialect: che brüt culatùn ahaha

Survivor, Eye of the tiger - film Rocky IV, Sylvester Stallone-Rocky Balboa, "The Italian stallion". Ivan Drago: "Io ti scpiezzo in due".

Noel is a big fan of boxing, also for his friend Ricky Hatton (Manchester City big fan), and as my grandfather, the legendary Guido Zanella

(Noel's still talking about it on his blog)

Bananarama, Venus (one for when you're shaving your legs or other things, lol - THE Thing)

Dead or Alive, You spin me round (like a record) oh my God - Noel, forgive him / her

Elton John, Nikita - when Elton John (always insulting Noel and Oasis) still liked women (maybe), before the operation (lol). Just as many other cases, it was to hide his homosexuality

DeBarge, Rhythm of the night (in case you were missing some falsetto)

The Korgis, Everybody's got to learn sometime (God Noel too)

Michael Sembello, Maniac (Flashdance) here's again Noel the ballerina, as in the previous post

Soft Cell, Tainted love (did I mention fags today? lol)

Michael Jackson, Human nature - this was my favourite song when I was a child, I could listen to it for hours. If when I was a child I wasn't a fan of Jackson, I wouldn't have discovered Paul McCartney (duets with him) and then Oasis, so he was fundamental.

One of Paul's best friends, did have the rights for the Beatles songs (Noel Gallagher DIDN'T, even if he thinks he did), that's probably why he hates Michael (as Noel is jealous as fuck), we met Paul in 2001 for our literature prizes.
Noel is even jealous of hair, as I alredy wrote, and when there's something he can't have / can't be, he talks talks talks saying things about other people making them as if they were about him.

Nikka Costa, On my own (the man is her father) - this is even the first memory of my life. I was totally in love :). She was much "older" than me, but I was in love anyway. Just like Patsy Kensit ghghghgh She was born in Tokyo, discovered by the talent scout Tony Renis from Milan. Oh Jesus terrible nostalgia!

again, if you can help me someday to remember: there are 2 other videos, I'm sure they were from the '80s: in one (maybe they were English) there was something about an American flag and the army, and the other was in the garden of a villa, with keyboards, they were very popular songs but I forgot the names. The band/bands weren't famous, just "one hit and forgotten". But I think when we find out, we can say: oh that was easy :)

and now - special mention

Eighth Wonder, I'm not scared
(she's no scaredy cat as Noel - I'll take those 8 dogs away from her :)

Stay with me

Cross my heart

(may lightning strike Noel if he's telling a lie)
with Eros Ramazzotti, La luce buona delle stelle (3:05 she sings in Italian)
David Bowie, Absolute beginners, film with Patsy Kensit and Italian scooters

excuse me for the hearts: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (8)

again and again: love has no age. She's the woman buying me.

her son works @ a Pretty Green store...but no more blue cashmere pullovers, Liam promised me his ex wife (no problem that she's 2nd hand - oops, 3rd hand - oops, 4th hand - etc.). She had 4 husbands. In the future maybe 8 husbands (Liz Taylor?). They were all British men, she never tried an Italian. Patsy in Italy sounds good :D
Probably I've got to write A LOT of scripts for Liam... you know, those for his interviews... that's why they're full of mistakes ahaha, I'm speaking Britalian :)
This was my childhood shock (especially her dress going down @ Italian Sanremo festival 1987 when she was 19: Will you remember (Wil)Liam :) - from 1:15 her dress falls (same leopard dress from Liam), flashing a nipple. The shock of the flashing, lol (of the lightning - Oasis). A scandal for those times, especially in Italy. I do remember. They talked about this for days, weeks, months, years. I'm still talking about it, it's history :)
yes single Patsy, even though hearing your voice now you've clearly become a man - nowadays it can happen (LOL)

I've known a similar English girl recently but she seems to have too many problems with alcohol. Completely mad, not even our psychiatric hospital would accept her.

Foreigner, I want to know what love is Pretty Green's mother Patsy Kensit after 4 British husbands wants to know what love is - foreigner (lol)

Diana Ross, Upside Down - title of Oasis' Creation Records film :). Some years ago the owner of Liam's favourite restaurant, that one by Como lake near Milan, gave to Liam some rarity stuff by Diana Ross as gift... now I don't accept any more Pretty Green cashmere pullovers from Liam. Only ex wives.

I could add many more (songs, not wives).

It's amazing to read on general tabloids the comments about Oasis from people who are not Oasis fans. Noel fans already don't know anything, can you imagine the people who are not even Oasis fans...
"Liam walked away from Oasis" (!!!) -> hundreds of people "liking" the comment.
It's always Liam's fault.

There's one of those ignorant websites supporting Noel (websites from "zones where they drink a lot"), full of mistakes in their own language and publishing wrong news, so influencing the poor readers, that had a poll with "Noel vs Liam": some months ago it was something like Noel 85%, Liam 15% ...just a few time and now it's already Noel 59%, Liam 41%. I knew... just because it was a new album. With time they're getting tired of it.

three ring F1 circus 2012

2012-02-07T17:30:00.000+01:00

JEREZ - Jenson in his new office today, confirmed new number 3 (Beady Eye's ring circus), as we wanted, Hamilton 4 letter word (=fuck... for his 2011 season).

Formula 1 teams and drivers 2012 list completed

Noel Gallagher the tiny ballerina: was an honest man

2012-02-06T02:49:00.002+01:00

MILAN - Val Doonican style. I think Noel feels to be a ballerina.
Photo: also, similar hairstyle and smile. It seems it's becoming that hairstyle... I thought Noel used to have an Oasis fringe hairstyle... also notice the Decca logo Brian copied for the Oasis logo.
And them trousers! always the same!!!!!!!!! how can he wear those shoes with those trousers... well, the problem is that he always wear those trousers. And those shoes very often.
I think Sara is gonna get angry soon or later... just like when he convinced him to "go solo"... (yes, in 2001).

Almost famous

Elton John "you faggot", dedicated to Noel the tiny dancer.

"gray ruined jeans baby... album made in LA lady... but still the 28th position in the chart... mistress for the Oasis band... ballerina, you must have seen her, on Grazia magazine...singing in falsetto...you have no escape tiny dancer in my hand... out in the street, dressed as a tramp... handing tickets out for GOD... as an idiot he just laughs... in the auditorium... he steals the songs... the words he doesn't own, the tunes he hums... keep on lying in sheets (shits) of linen..."

this video reminds me of the times with the Oasis groupies. nostalgia. Nothing ever lasts forever.

the Strokes, Hard to explain

my (used to be) best friend, that one very similar to Noel in everything (was it Noel?), was friends with his father...pathetic when Julian writes lyrics moaning about something. You're the son of John Casablancas Milano, one of the biggest model agencies, hard to explain such a hard life...

I still hear him when he calls by phone on football programmes on tv...

"was an honest man"...

of course, Inter Pirelli related, the "honest" ones.
You might think: ah, that's why you're angry with Noel. No I'm not angry, I laugh about him the whole day. That must be a hard life ;)

Liam: the more of me in the world the better

2012-02-05T22:54:00.001+01:00

LONDON - This is an answer to Noel's "Britain was better under Margaret Thatcher".
Today, the singer is something of a reformed character. It’s over two years since Oasis acrimoniously split. The man I’m talking with, lives with his second wife and their ten-year-old son on the edge of London’s Hampstead Heath.

We’ve been happily discussing the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, nappy-changing and school runs, curious conversation topics.

I’m still a young man and I want to get stuff done. I love running. I’ve got a shed, but there’s not much in it – just a Flymo. Get back to me in a year and you might see some mad gardening going on.
It takes more than blood to be my brother. I’ve still got the right hump and now the gloves are off. We’re still not talking. If people think I’m going to be happy about the Oasis split, then they’re wrong. Even though I love Beady Eye, I’d prefer to still be in Oasis, because that was my thing. Oasis was my life.
I live and breathe rock’n’roll. This isn’t a hobby for me. It’s been great doing all these shows, going back to square one. It’s good to see the crowd and hear them. Long may that continue. Big gigs are soulless masses of people – I’m glad I’ve done them, but I don’t miss them. I’ve got nothing to prove anyway.
I’d rather people looked like me than Ronan Keating. I don’t mind it at all. The more of me in the world the better, I say. I’m down with it. I’ve just got to keep ahead of the pack.
How can you be stylish if you never wash? Look at these grungers – they just walk around filthy with matted hair and smelly T-shirts, looking like tramps – where’s the park bench and the Special Brew? And I despise this new disease of indie student music – Bloc Party and all that nonsense.
I don’t want to reinvent the wheel. I always thought Brian Jones looked the bollocks. George Harrison was cool and Paul Weller always looked good. Those are the three most stylish men in history for me, and the most overrated is my brother. He dresses like Val Doonican. But it’s the usual stuff, Sixties rock ’n’ roll – the Kinks, the Who, the Stones – that’s the vibe for me. It’s fine as it is, so let it be.
If it doesn’t look good on me then I’m not having it.
I keep an eye on things. I want to make the best clothes for the lad on the street or the next rock star in the making. The way I go about it is that I go through the wardrobe and think, ‘I’d like that new, in a nicer cloth’, and get it made. Or I delve into the past and make the clothes I always wanted. I see my label, Pretty Green, going everywhere.
Quadrophenia – the music, the clothes – is the height of British style.
Better than the Madchester scene or Britpop or anything else. The clothes were cool. A lot of people had nothing in those days – just a scooter and a house party to go to in Brighton. But it was good. There’s too much going on these days. There’s too much choice and not enough quality.
There are more hardcore mods than me. I definitely go for the mod more than the rocker business, but I like Neil Young, Pink Floyd, the Beatles, a lot of really out-there and psychedelic stuff. To be honest, I’ve got my own thing going on. My style comes from football and all that casual thing.
Everyone had a certain look in the Eighties. Music and football collided then. Meanwhile, a lot round my way used to wear dinner jackets and flares and walk about with walking sticks, and they looked cool.
I never sold drugs, but to get the odd thing I was a bit of a blagger.
I had honest work in a garden factory creosoting fences, until the boss told me to clean the toilet out. I cleared off, then I worked with my dad on his building firm, went out labouring. I’d go to church with my mum and then go home and see her get proper battered by my dad. She left him when I was ten.
Starting out with Oasis didn’t freak me out at all. I’d been digging holes in Manchester for the previous four years, so I was ready for it. I was like: here’s your spade, you can have it! It all felt good to me. I didn’t take five years off to sit down and talk about how great I am. We went straight into the studio after the fight in Paris and we haven’t stopped since. You only get one crack at it, so you might as well get on with it, do it well and do it right. The busier the better.

Liam Gallagher

www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com

Beady Eye vs Noel Gallagher 7-3 guitar solos

Noel Gallagher: Britain was better under Margaret Thatcher. But hopes she dies

2012-02-05T12:06:00.000+01:00

LONDON - You gotta love him. You MUST love him (lol).
I was right (he IS right, lol), here's the confirmation to what I was saying the other day.
This is not going to be very popular...
Noel Gallagher (who also said only rich politicians are good and was in a film produced by Berlusconi) has claimed that Britain was a better place when Margaret Thatcher was prime minister.
The former Oasis star suggested that Thatcher's policies helped the country to flourish, while recent governments have contributed to a "de-education of the masses".
"We were brought up under Thatcher. There was a work ethic - if you were unemployed, the obsession was to find work. Now, these kids brought up under the Labour Party and whatever this Coalition thing is, it's like, 'Forget that, I'm not interested. I wanna be on TV'. It was a different mindset back then," Gallagher told The Mail On Sunday.
"Under Thatcher, who ruled us with an iron rod, great art was made. Amazing designers and musicians. Acid house was born. Very colourful and progressive. Now, no-one's got anything to say. Write a song? No thanks, I'll say it on Twitter. It's a sad state when more people retweet than buy records.
"When I was 16 I'd watch The Godfather, but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him'. Our generation was more likely to go, 'I wonder where the nearest acting school is? Who wrote that soundtrack? Who's Francis Ford Coppola?' It's the de-education of the masses.
He added that he has "lost all faith in the Labour Party" since the expenses scandal and banking crisis and said its MPs should be "ashamed of themselves for the way they let the country down".
"Last August I was on tour in Europe and people were asking me about the riots. All over the world, Syria and Egypt, people were rioting for freedom. And these kids in England are rioting for tracksuits. It's embarrassing," Gallagher continued, suggesting that rioters ("fucking idiots" he said about them last summer) should have "smashed the living daylights out of the City of London" instead.
Speaking of his decision to send his kids to private school, he said: "I don't want them coming home speaking like Ali G. Anyone in my position, you owe it to your children to send them to a school where they don't have to walk through a metal detector in the morning.
"There were riot police outside our local school the other morning. Turns out there'd been a stabbing. Rival gangs. We shouldn't need riot police at schools. This is Maida Vale. This isn't Handsworth or Tottenham, do you know what I mean? I don't want my kids going to a school like that. I'd rather they were at a school with Russian oligarchs' children."
Gallagher concluded by saying that he feels sorry for females in the music industry because they have a "very short shelf life", citing Duffy as an example.
"And I don't doubt for a second that the same thing will happen to Adele," he predicted.

Of course in Australia where he is now, he's telling the opposite of this... he's always "double", in case somebody wouldn't buy his albums - me.
I think after this there are many places in Manchester where he won't be accepted anymore...

quod erat demonstrandum:

now Noel Galloga hopes Margaret Thatcher dies. Oh but there were thousands of people that now are loving her just because Noel Galliga said it was better with her!
On his blog:

"soon to be dead granny... on the day that she dies we will party like it's 1989".
style. class.

reminds me of him wishing Blur to catch AIDS and die. Hey but do you know that your fans, those you called kids, weren't even born in 1989 and don't know what the hell you're talking about?
I would feel stupid if I was one of those thousands of people automatically adoring what you say...
just another proof Noel's fans are stupid.
Now it's even worse, Noel sometimes you should just shut the fuck up.

‎"Margaret Thatcher was one of the greatest leaders of a nation in the history of the world. I wish we had someone of her stature and wisdom leading Britain now. Now that she is close to passing away, Noel is showing exactly what a mean, despicable LITTLE man he is."

so, according to Noel Gallagher, great music was made in spite of Margaret Thatcher... wait a minute: when? in the '80s. GREAT music in the EIGHTIES?! everybody knows the WORST decade for music was the Eighties, was even shite. As Paolo Hewitt says:
"Negli anni '80 la musica veniva giudicata in base ai dati di vendita e suonava insipida e fasulla; dopo avere ascoltato questi insulsi suoni, avevano deciso di fare ritorno ai fondamentali. Durante tutti gli anni '80 la musica dei Beatles è stata considerata assolutamente sorpassata, il che spiega perchè gran parte della musica prodotta nel corso di quel decennio faccia schifo: negli anni '90, invece, è tornata nuovamente in auge, e ha ricominciato a essere considerata un'influenza essenziale".
(=it was crap, 'cause it wasn't influenced by the Beatles, and judged by how much it sold, just like Noel's album... There was a lot of electronic music... A few guitars and all those keyboards, just like Keane that Noel hates! We like it 'cause it reminds us of when we were children but it was not really quality)

there's a big mistake in what Noel says... he always said there was great music as a REACTION to Maggie, so because of her, and now he says "NOT BECAUSE"?!

The only other Brit in the 20th Century as great as Margaret Thatcher was Winston Churchill. I hope she is given the huge state funeral she deserves, and is buried in Westminster Abbey. Noel can go be a toadstool in Hell.

Liam-Noel, the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey

2012-02-04T15:44:00.003+01:00

MARANELLO - The book for Liam Gallagher's film, The longest cocktail party, is full of Italian words and stuff, arrivederci, piazza, Mona Lisa, Michelangelo, Sophia Loren...

"when asked about the similarity between her looks and those of Gina Lollobrigida, she replied "it is like the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey, but I'm not saying who is what".

Liam could say this... asked about the similarity between his voice&singing&looks&style and those of Ginoel Galloga, he replied "it is like the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey, but I'm not saying who is what".

photo above: owned! that's not very aerodynamic, is it! the new Ferrari and McLaren, it's like the difference between one made of Lego / Playmobil similar to a Force India and a fine race horse, but I'm not saying who is what ;)
epic fail. different gear, no more speeding. Massa: "needs to be stable". A bit too much.

the level of culture from Noel Gallagher's blog, says a lot about the lyrics written for the band called Oasis...
something like cartoons-tv series level... how can be "God" one like that... I mean it's someone who hasn't grown, or didn't even finish the primary school. This is very dangerous for his listeners... oh I forgot he's "proud to be ignorant"...
save yourselves listeners, as about Morricone: "before its too late".

Noel the liar, chapter n. 27,589.

"When Noel discovered my fondness for The Smiths, he lambasted me. 'The fucking Smiths, you faggot. What's wrong with you?' The lead singer was not to his liking. I guess Morrisey's irriverent and humorous songwriting was a bit too gay or student for him.
(Of course) years later Noel would cite The Smiths as one of his first musical influences."
(from Tony's book, Oasis: the truth - Noel truth is nothing like the truth)

it's on the news now, 15 rigged games last year (there are people who got arrested). Found out we've been to one, AC-Milan-Bari: it was 0-1 until the end, we were angry as fuck, there was clearly something wrong, it's not nice. Very weak Bari (then relegated) was the last team of the league and needed desperate points, same for the "honest" 2nd Inter gaining points (another rigged one: Inter-Lecce 1-0.....)

The truth always comes afloat soon or later. 3 clues make an evidence.
Same for the "honest" Noel. There are about 100 clues about him.

LOL. Oasis' Tony McCarroll, Guigsy & company wanted to do an "Italian job" to Italians.
"We formed a hooligan gang... This dangerous-sounding idea was borne from watching (Sergio Leone-Ennio Morricone) 'Once upon a time in America' (sounds like Definitely Maybe cover). We targeted a television shop. What's more, the shop was run by a bunch of Italians, who never seemed to spend time fixing televisions. They seemed to sit around and drink coffee and meet different people.
[...] ...Standing there there was the most terrifying-looking man I had ever set my eyes on, a man made for nightmares. His face looked like it had seen the wrong end of a couple of hundred brawls and his dark suit was bursting with the 200lb of pumped muscle it contained. He emanated evil and pain and possible torture. Guigs immediately took up a hedgehog-like defensive position. We slowly coaxed Guigs with a saucer of warm milk. The lesson we learned here was: never try to enforce a protection racket charge upon a large Italian organisation that obviously had fingers even in the little old Levenshulme (Manchester)".

other bands announced for the Milano Jazzin' Festival in July: Oasis friends Kasabian and Marilyn Manson.
more soon

L.S.F.

featuring Mario Balotelli visiting the bad women's prison lol

(in July he could be probably back to Milan)

Where did all the love go?

Pretty Green in Copenhagen

2012-02-03T20:18:00.001+01:00

COPENHAGEN - Liam Gallagher in København in Danmark with his 7-man team (but without his wife Nicole Appleton), at the Skt. Petri hotel and Zen disco, to launch a pop-up store.
All the people from Denmark I've known, are big fans of Italy, more than anyone else, don't really know why. Or maybe I was too drunk when I met Danish people to remember why :)
www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com

Beckham: Milan always in my heart, I miss you so much

2012-02-03T11:26:00.002+01:00

LONDON - One would expect David Beckham saying "Manchester United is always in my heart" (or Real Madrid), having played there for many years. But Beckham "forgot" them and named Milan when asked about his career, even though he could play for the Italian champions for a few months only. He said it's something he always keeps inside himself.
The "Spice boy", Oasis fan (attending the Gallaghers last gig in Milan), back to London for the launch of his line "David Beckham Bodywear for H&M" (underwear), recently refused his transfer to Paris (Saint Germain), plus other rumours about him joining English clubs, and stays in Los Angeles for the family, to play with LA Galaxy.
For the Champions League's Milan-Arsenal, he predicted AC Milan to win.

Photo: it's another one @ Madame Tussauds museum in London, wearing an AC Milan shirt.

video

Noel Gallagher the fake rebel needs to be spanked

2012-02-03T02:05:00.000+01:00

MILAN - I was watching a video where Noel Gallagher said he's honest... ahahaha this must be awarded NME joke of the year.
Noel honest? uh? really? with all the lies he told? would you buy a used car from that man? oh he's got no driving license...
First of all, if a person is really HONEST, he doesn't need to say it......... the same about his stories with women: to be true, it must be OTHER PEOPLE saying.

Liam also gave a lot of money with charities, Japan, cancer, through Pretty Green, etc., Noel did NOT give one pound (as he said, he hates charities), and Liam of course is "villain of the year".

There's people (=Noel blinded fans) who REALLY think that Noel is a REBEL...
REBEL ! wow, a rebel:
- always saying that people protesting (=rebels) are "fucking idiots"
- a rebel who loves the police, with his thoughts about "more police on the streets"
- a rebel not renouncing to be a millionaire, on the contrary saying that he cares only about money
- saying that only a rich politician is good
- in a film produced by Berlusconi
- a rebel with his precise thoughts about people from different parts of the world with their precise characteristics...

... these just to name the first ones coming to my mind. Hearing these, more than rebel, sounds more like Gallagher Hitler.
they even make me want to become a fan of Noel...

That gesture he makes sometimes, with the fist: totally pointless. He probably makes it to look "cool".
His fans must have heard the song "The good rebel", so Noel=rebel. That's how their brain works. The brains behind the band.

then, of course, Liam is among the "villains of the year" together with David Cameron!

Noel Galliga now wants people to stand up in his presence... as if he was the Pope.
"Do you HAVE to sit down?" I asked.
"NO!!" They shouted back as one. [the herd of sheep]
"Well… Can you stand up, please?" I asked again, slightly annoyed.
He's becoming the caricature of himself.
There's no site where it's not fundamental what Noel Gallagher says, thinks... farts.

EXCLUSIVE news: "Noel Gallagher will play at the NME music awards. A special collectors' issue dedicated to Noel Gallagher is out today, produced by the teams behind NME..." blah blah

oh really?!
the correct news is: they're giving him all those awards as EXCUSE to make him play that night. 'Cause Noel Gallagher costs a lot of money...as he cares about money only.
Would really love to know those "teams behind NME"...

The NME is blaming the readers for all the positive nominees to Noel and negative ones to Liam...
right, their readers read the NoelMusicalExpress only (would love to know their average age), and didn't even realise for example about the 21 negative reviews on serious magazines, which is clearly not the Nme... didn't even realise about all the lies told by Noel... didn't realise, didn't realise... just: God. and he stays there. What a bunch of retards. The Nme clearly adores Noel "God" Gallagher...good for them... even if I feel pity for them...
If Noel paid the Nme as he paid the copyrights for all the songs he copied, the Nme is now a millionaire.
When you visit them, there's even a Noel Gallagher's welcome... LOVE it. That confirms everything about them...
The NME is hardly considerable, the only sad thing is a series of websites mocking all the people working behind Beady Eye.
Those are nominees, when it comes to the awards: just sort them out, as they clearly never had someone sorting them out. They need to be spanked.

The Who's Tommy by Daltrey

2012-02-02T03:43:00.000+01:00

MILAN - ‎"I really like Beady Eye. I think Liam Gallagher has done a great job with that band. I’ve got a real soft spot for Liam – he’s a great guy.
He had to prove it to himself that he could do it without all the booze and the crap and he’s really cleaned himself up.”
(Roger Daltrey)

The Who's legend comes to our country with something special for Italy: 8 dates, for the show with the mods symbol, the final one in Milano, 24 March (@ Smeraldo theatre).

(you know, for me the real beginning of the year is with the 25 of March, as the English "old fashioned" calendar)

It's a rock opera from 1969 (their other one is Quadrophenia). There will be songs by the singer too, and videos, an unforgettable experience for all the generations.

Pete Townshend doesn't play (on guitar his brother Simon) but is enthusiastic about this show.

as in one of my favourite films, Almost Famous: "listen to Tommy with a candle burning you will see your entire future."

(songs: Simon&Garfunkel's America + Sparks. Don't show that Beach Boys album to Noel Gallagher 'cause he hates them)

do you remember, Noel Gallagher singing in falsetto and always on Grazia magazine, in the film Tommy (1975) they sing "it's a boy"...no, it's a girl ahahaha