oasisblues

we talk about fashion, Noel Gallagher about death

2012-02-25T04:45:00.000+01:00

MILAN - ‎"2015? Is that what we're talking about? I might have cancer! Fuck off."
As I said: he's the worst Oasis fan.
Oasis was about LIFE.
Noel Gallagher confirms again: "We should celebrate when Margaret Thatcher dies. Serious. We're already talking between a few of my friends of doing a 'Thatcher is Dead' gig."

...class...
after he said that talking about fashion is for gays, maybe, just MAYBE, instead of talking about the death an old woman, it's a bit better to talk about fashion... it's the same pointless thing his fans say about Beady Eye: "you're gay"... as we say in Milan dialect: "l'invidia l'è 'na brüta bestia" ahaha jealousy must be an ugly beast.
So, I need collaboration from someone who knows about it (I don't know anything, lol). Pretty Green clothes for girls soon (even if they already can wear them, you know girls like to wear menswear).
This time I'm looking for something a bit different. Not just a model / girl, she should also have some fashion knowledge. My plan is to publish a kind of book (I know how to write it, publish and all, you don't have to worry), and I need some collaboration.
Let me know, thanks.

marco@miamilan.com

Noel is going to make an album with Coldplay, just because "Christ" Martin heard God making some noise with a pedal... as children.
For the first time in music history, we already know the album's title: "Dumb and dumber".
It is clearly an ".uk" article: "has done far better than anyone expected, going straight to number one"...
far better as the 22 negative reviews? even Beady Eye received only one negative.
In the Usa this article about Noel would have been "going straight to number 28".
Confirmation that the article is full of bullshit: Noel and Liam are talking again (ahahaha)
And then we go with remixes:
once I said: Oasis fans don't like remixes.
a Noel blinded fan told me: and what do they like?!?!?!
me: they like Oasis.

God Gulliver, still a bit drunk (wasn't it Liam? be careful Noel: you said you hate the English because they drink, and you spent £7,000 for a night in a bar, and we see the results, also in the amount of bullshit said - what about buying a new pair of shoes and trousers? you can, "we gays" can't) admits on his blog:

"TO BE HONEST [!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in fact, then he makes a list] I'm having trouble remembering anything after the BRITs!
…well not much else, TO BE HONEST [it's really always in his big mouth, how come?]
[he stole an £8,000 watch, as I had said: Uncle Scrooge] And I don't even wear a watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [driving license needed?]
It'll probably be the last time I ever get nominated".

end of glory, evening glory.
As when he always repeats he will retire soon. In Italian: "è alla frutta", he's @ fruits dish, almost the end.

"Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers."
from Trainspotting, Mark Renton (from Scotland, as Noel's wife Sara)

(or Noel Gallagher "everybody (Noel included) hates the English", Noel included... so he hates himself)
I think people who throw shit on their own country have a few to be proud of their country... the same for people who don't get offended when a foreign person offends them... I'm saying in general (dread, lol) and also referring to Noel's Australian fans, just because they're blinded by God.
Some people even consider him Irish... wtf? am I from my parents place? never in the world. I mean my parents places are full of ignorant people, I wouldn't want to be from there (Italy: much regionalism as in England). I know that many English people have a similar opinion about Irish people. I'm from "Milan fashion giants", lol...but please do not talk about fashion. It's amazing the amount of stereotypes stuck (forever) in people's brain, as Noel's.

About all the songs written with the Griffiths (Real People), I mocked a Noel fan 'cause he said something like: wow if Rod Stewart covered songs of yours, you're doing well, Noel.
(ironic?) Little details: Noel always disliked Rod Stewart and his Oasis covers, and that was not "done by Noel"... and not copied (how rare).
In the battle Noel fans VS Liam fans, every side saying there wouldn't have been Oasis without one or the other, there wouldn't have been Oasis without the GRIFFITHS, writing the first songs together and helping them recording the first demo.
Again, Noel Gulliver against pacifists ("fucking idiots"), one might agree or not. But then he says:
"am I part of the 1% now? I don't give a fuck. Whatever I got, I earned. Nobody gave it to me. I got it through going out and fucking working. So if I am one of the one per cent, fucking good. I didn't get it through robbing you."
maybe robbing someone else?

“I wasn’t tempted to see how he did.”

(Meg)
Noel Gallagher’s performance at the Brit awards failed to make an impression on his former wife (Mathews).
Wondering why this lack of support from world members... even from his "current wife" and son... should've been other "reasons" (excuses) for the Oasis split...

Pretty Green look book

2012-02-23T23:30:00.000+01:00

LONDON - An interview with Pretty Green Look Book designer Dave Uprichard of One Big Company.
Creative design agency One Big Company designed the new S/S 2012 look book for Liam Gallagher’s clothing brand Pretty Green, which was then printed by Principal Colour in Kent. This beautifully made object was inspired by record sleeves and features stunning photography shot on London’s Hampstead Heath. We caught up with designer Dave Uprichard to find out what goes into putting a look book together.
Your most recent project has been the creation of a look book for Liam Gallagher’s clothing company Pretty Green. How did the collaboration come about?

Myself, Matt and Neil (the other members of the One Big Company team) were contacted by a former colleague from our time at Ted Baker who now designs the collections for Pretty Green.

Have you worked on the design of many look books over the years?

Yes indeed, working at Ted Baker they were one of the bi-annually repeated projects we looked forward to most and as a bonus towards the end of my time there they started creating a High Summer mini-lookbook too so I got to turn my hand to that as well.

What do you think sets the Pretty Green collection apart from other fashion collections for men?

Apart from the inherent sense of cool which comes through its associations with Liam Gallagher and the best bits of the British music scene what’s great about Pretty Green compared to other fashion collections is that each season is different - obviously your staples are still there but there’s no taking the best selling styles from previous collections, adding a different button or pocket to it and rolling out something which is 99% the same as last year.

What inspired the design of the look book?

It’s inspired by the British music scene of the 60s & 70s, the format is a 12” with a black slipcase to echo a record sleeve and then all the shots have been graded to give an aged analogue feel. There’s no digital crispness with this book, we wanted it to look raw.

www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com

Noel Gallagher sounds like... coincidences

2012-02-23T20:47:00.001+01:00

MILAN - Appropriate photo: the millionaire should be ashamed of having made a fortune copying songs... I'm always amazed when I read: oh Oasis copied songs... not true... NOEL GALLAGHER copied. Wasn't he the Oasis songwriter, God, genius, etc., etc.

Noel Gulliver is PROUD to be ignorant, his blinded fans say he CAN'T have heard those songs... oh yeah, he didn't listen to anything eh... they call them COINCIDENCES... and that it often happens with all the bands... oh yeah, and do they have to pay money as Noel had to?

And in some cases NOEL himself admitted the plagiarism. Noel's quote on "This Guy's In Love With You" and "Half A World Away": "It sounds exactly the same. I'm surprised he hasn't sued me yet." (just because they're friends).
Then I like when they say "talent borrows, genius steals": just because Oscar Wilde and Picasso said so, doesn't mean that it's true. They contradict themselves: they say genius Noel didn't steal anything, so... he's not a genius.

exclusive news from Noel Gulliver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has "dusted down" a couple of lost songs from his Oasis days. 'Revolution Song' and dates back to the sessions from 1999.

'God Help Us All' from Lord Don't Slow Me Down DVD. "I'm going to finish that one as well. All in good time".

... oh, in good time? already heard in 1999.

"I'm going to finish that one" in Noel times = in 2019.

‎"It's not called 'Solve My Mystery', it's not called 'It's A Crime', it's fucking called Revolution Song". ...oh what a REBEL!!!!!!!!!! mwhahahahahaha

1. Hi-Heel Sneakers (Tommy Tucker) VS Get Off Your Hi-Horse Lady
2. The Turning VS Devil Woman (Cliff Richard) VS The Turning (Alternative)
3. Get It On (T-Rex, Marc Bolan) VS Cigarettes & Alcohol
4. Hello Hello I'm Back Again (Gary Glitter) VS Hello
5. I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing (New Seekers) VS Shakermaker
6. Je So' Pazzo (Pino Daniele - Pinoel Danoel :) VS The Death Of You And Me VS Summer In The City (Lovin' Spoonful)
7. Clean Prophet (The La's) VS The Importance Of Being Idle
8. This Guy's In Love With You (Burt Bacharach) VS Half The World Away
9. How Sweet To Be An Idiot (Neil Innes) VS Whatever
10. Five To One (The Doors) VS Waiting For The Rapture
11. Tomorrow Never Knows (Beatles) VS Falling Down
12. My Sweet Lord (George Harrison) VS The Hindu Times
13. Same Size Feet (Stereophonics) VS The Hindu Times
14. Little Miss Lover (Jimi Hendrix) VS Fucking In The Bushes
15. Heart Of Gold (Neil Young) VS The Girl In The Dirty Shirt
16. Nightclubbing (Iggy Pop) VS Force Of Nature
17. My Sweet Lord (George Harrison) VS Supersonic
18. With A Little Help From My Friends (Beatles) VS She's Electric
19. Imagine (John Lennon) VS Don't Look Back In Anger
20. Carry That Weight (Beatles) VS Don't Look Back In Anger
21. Uptight - Everything's Alright (Stevie Wonder) VS Step Out
22. Freedom (Wham!) VS Fade Away
23. Homesick (The Cure) VS Wonderwall

and he copied one called Noel Gallagher too.
Maybe I should've added the Good Rebel VS Rain (Beatles). Not to mention the same chords of Wonderwall for D'you know what I mean, If I had a gun, etc. ...and all the "new" songs sounding like The importance of being idle...

tags: Mr.Plagiarism, Miss Copyright Infringement and Mrs. Royalties, LOL

And the Beady Eye haters: Liam copied the Roller!!!...noooooo it's fucking Gem! ahahaha

Noel blinded fan: "royalties? what for? name one song that samples a beatles track. Thats the sort of comment id expect from someone 12 years old!"
don't be so naive, if it was only the Beatles he copied...

"You're rationalizing blandness. You're saying "music is basic, anyway, so similarities are to be expected." Not a particularly insightful argument. There are tons of truly creative musicians out there who never make it, simply because the majority of people who pour money into the industry have no musical inclinations whatsoever.
Instead, shit bands like Oasis reap millions because most people -- like you and every other Oasis apologist -- are musically fucking retarded." ...LOL

"...indeed many other Oasis songs, the similarity is far from an innocent accident. Noel is on record as stating that he has taken other's melodies and changed them very slightly. It's lazy and it's totally derivative. It's not a mistake- it's contrived.Hence why you miss the point".

"who the fuck is Burt Bacharach?" (17 years old - here's one of those "most people -- like you and every other Oasis apologist -- are musically fucking retarded"...who the fuck is God Gulliver?)

‎"Everyone one of u who says, "it's just the chord progression" knows nothing! If u can't hear the melodies in big chunks of the songs being the same too, you're as expected. Dumb." ...LOL

"NORMALMENTE NO HAY PLAGIOS, HAY COINCIDENCIAS... en serio creéis que Noel escuxó a esos panolis? pff a ver si aprendemos a escuchar y a no incriminar a la gente porque sí!"
(Toni guitarrista)
"creéis que Noel escuxó a esos panolis"?!? "incriminar"?! "aprendemos a escuchar"?!

Toni guitarrista, años 21, entonces tenías 3 en 1994 mientras yo estaba en Inglaterra a sus conciertos: sabes que Noel tuvo que pagar $500,000 solo con esta copiada? y muchas otras. Los fans de Noel son ridículos.

"Jajajaj de no creer. Todo es un plagio en el mundo, ya esta todo inventado..conozco decenas de canciones qe tienen otra repetida o peracida.. IM MADE FER IT." (años 18)

...Ah sí? querido 0 años en 1994, muy interesante. Y todos tenían que pagar como Noel?
COINCIDENCIAS, las llaman...

again, Noel Gallagher against pacifists ("fucking idiots"), one might agree or not. But then he says:
"am I part of the 1% now? I don't give a fuck. Whatever I got, I earned. Nobody gave it to me. I got it through going out and fucking working. So if I am one of the one per cent, fucking good. I didn't get it through robbing you."

maybe robbing someone else?

Brit awards photos: Noel Gallagher doesn't rock

2012-02-23T04:35:00.001+01:00

LONDON - Is this rock'n'roll? NOT. It's more like two retired old men. Damon Albarn. Noel Gallagher. Judas kiss. Oasis PURE fans don't like it. No more wishing Blur to "catch Aids and die" now...

And after having heard the awful perfomance by Noel in falsetto and out of tune with Coldplay's Chris Martin, it's even less rock. In fact, he said he's not making rock anymore.

Some of his ass-lickers sites, instead of admitting the disaster, reported only that "he was wearing a leather jacket"... very interesting. They should've noticed at least the "always the same 2001 sessions ruined trousers", as his "new" songs.
I read around that the "caveman" of Oasis is Liam... oh really? a caveman caring a lot about charities too, unlike Noel. On the contrary, Noel is an angel and never insults anyone...

this is the "man" who beat Noel as "man of the year"... (even TWO awards: Ed Sheeran, never heard about him here before)

GOD Noel Gulliver: 0 awards

(when they don't come from his NME, where is a "godlike genius"...)

and this is the woman beating Noel as "female artist of the year"... (2 awards, woman and album)

Noel recently said that she would fail soon... (after he received 22 negative reviews and was 28th in the Usa) ..."her days are numbered"... maybe just a few days after the Brit awards... After insulting all the world...that's what you get... but he wished "something to go horribly wrong"...let us know if you want some more.

You know I lost interest in Noel, sometimes I don't even post about his bullshit, he was even able to have problems with Katie Holmes, the wife of Tom Cruise.

We know Adele 'cause she was 1st when Beady Eye were 3rd in UK (her album released a few weeks before). Noel was 1st but 9 months later and had Matt "cradle" Cardle 2nd...

besides, Beady Eye were 1st in the world chart for a few days, beating even Adele. God Noel was SECOND in the world chart for a few days, behind ADELE released 9 month before... Just saying and repeating

drunk God Gulliver having a gay sexual intercourse. They were "talking about fashion = gays", according to Noel.

People have seen that he was drinking too much Champagne Supernova... £7,000 for a night in a bar... the drunk one then is Liam... (who quit drinking and smoking, while Noel moans in places where he can't smoke)

speedy Beady pretty Italy and wee Noel pub teams

2012-02-22T22:20:00.001+01:00

MUGELLO - Clearly not an event for the little man Noel God Gulliver who has not even a driving license.
Different year, more speeding: 20 GP, record. My friends want to go to the Belgium Gp...no way...keep your rain for yourselves :)

This is an unique event: @ Mugello, the only one test session during the Formula One year (you know, free tests are not allowed anymore... some years ago, McLaren used to go to my island Minorca).
With all the cars, in beautiful Toscana (Tuscany), near Firenze (Florence), Italy. Liam Gallagher loves here ;) (as the English in general, who own houses here, as Sting making food and wine as my father). You know, good place for threesomes, lol.
This is from 1 to 3 May.
Spaghetti all'arrabbiata curve :) (that one DOES have salt and red hot chili peppers :)

As the English always say: VERY BORING football by Italian managers, a few goals eh...
Roberto Mancini Manchester City-Porto 4-0.
also, City beating records for goals scored. As yesterday I made a video about Oasis biggest fan, the Oasis WORST wee fan Noel Gallagher (leaving them 3 times) would say: "everybody hates the English people".
If they don't have an 8-2, 7-1, they don't get it. As children in a park. Italian football too difficult, too tactical (Inter not part of them 'cause they're a foreign club). Pub teams only please. Only £7,000 for a night in a bar please, lol (as Noel). £7,000 "for a riiiiiide" ahaha, you remember last night @ Brit awards.
Comments from Noel's blinded fans on the shitty performance yesterday:
"godlike"...and the usual stupid ones ..."he rocks!" ...ROCKS?!
At this point, it even seems they're mocking him, 'cause it's clear the perfect opposite of everything they say.
‎"Noel Gallagher and Chris Martin = Heaven" mwhahahahaha
if that's heaven, I would prefer hell.
as Liam once said:

"If I die and there's something afterwards, I'm going to hell, not heaven. I mean, the devil's got all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets [band Noel was a roadie for] and nuns. Fuck that".

ooooohhhh GOD Noel Gulliver the victim didn't win ANY award... ooooohhhh he can only win his NME NoelMusicalExpress awards... GODLIKE GENIUS...
it's clearly Liam's fault...
Adele best Female oooohhhhhh... that's why Noel was so jealous of her recently... oooohhhh poor millionaire...
fucking hell... reminds me of Juventus manager Conte, the moaning victim. Not a case that Noel always meets Del Piero...
on Saturday: Liam Maldini VS Noel Del Piero ;)

Oasis biggest & worst fan. Noel wins Gay of the Year

2012-02-21T23:22:00.004+01:00

MILAN - I think nobody was watching the Brit awards but Napoli-Chelsea 3-1 (they could score 7 goals as AC Milan), as the English say: very boring Italian football eh... Appropriate video: ex Chelsea's - into Pretty Green Joe Cole was her ex boyfriend (before losing himself in provincial france), the one who should've joined "Milan fashion giants"... This is Oasis biggest fan... in every sense :). Keeley Hazell. I'm always honest: it's not me the biggest one :). She's obsessed with Oasis and Britpop. I remember there were even Facebook groups to establish who was the biggest one, they didn't even know. She was also a "pitbabe" as my sister, for Jenson Button (when was @ BAR Honda, British American Racing).
Pretty Green clothes for girls soon... meanwhile, the Pretty Green girl is still naked ;)
She's a very intelligent girl ;) (this one: no wishlist on Amazon, lol). In the video, the photo wearing an Union Jack dress as Liam Gallagher, is for Bacardi + pics with Manchester City shirt. 1:20: Noel Gallagher old shoes... still "to be honest" (as Noel says...), I still wear those ones sometimes. I prefer her sister, the one with smaller boobs :):). Sounds a bit like a country song, you might be tired of it (In the bubble with a bullet, best one by Beady Eye), but we're not. Nice memories.

and here's the WORST Oasis fan: Noel Gallagher. As you know, leaving Oasis 3 times.
oh Noel God Gulliver the victim did NOT win the Brit Award as Best Male (of course... 'cause he's a Female... on Grazia magazine, singing in falsetto... that's why Noel was so jealous of Adele recently).
It must be Liam's fault, as usual. Let's everybody cry...
;((((((((((((((((((((( wueeeeeeeehhhh sniff sniff
lol
His masculinity he's proud of, on his blog, is in danger now.
ooooohhhh he can only win his NME NoelMusicalExpress awards... GODLIKE GENIUS...
oooohhhh poor millionaire...
fucking hell... reminds me of Juventus manager Conte, the victim. Not a case that Noel always meets Del Piero...

with Coldplay's Chris Martin

what the fuck is this shit? a club of gays? falsetto+...for a rriiiide! oh yeah great man, masculine to compensate a bit (he spent £7,000 in bar for that). La la laaaa la... these people should join Manchester United or Arsenal or Chelsea.

The rhythm of the drums is not even regular (is that a drummer or a sexy retired old man?), and his voice goes out of tune.

uh uh...

now THIS is the death of Oasis.

comments from Noel's blinded fans on the shitty performance:

"godlike"...and the usual stupid ones ..."he rocks!" ...ROCKS?!

At this point, it even seems they're mocking him, 'cause it's clear the perfect opposite of everything they say.

‎"Rocks" is absurd, even Noel himself said he's not making rock anymore. And it's clearly not rock and he doesn't rock at all.

Noel's fans are nervous... they're blaming the "long touring" ahahahaha they're learning excuses from Gulliver...
Now I see why Noel said the High Flying Birds are no band but just the name of the album... he's ashamed of them

Rangers-Milan, Noel Gallagher's wife club charities, depite he hates them

2012-02-21T15:29:00.001+01:00

GLASGOW - Rangers will play a game vs AC Milan legends for a charity. That's the team supported by the ex Oasis guitarist's wife Sara (and by Oasis "president" Alan), and as she hates Noel's music, of course he also supports their historic rivals, Celtic. Of course, Noel also hates charities, and he said he didn't care about the Teenage Cancer Trust when he played. Last year he didn't play for that, nor didn't do anything for Japan. While Pretty Green was doing a lot, and hospitals, Birmingham (sister city of Milan), etc.
Match also "featuring" :) the former AC Milan-Pretty Green English footballer Mark Hateley. And Paolo Maldini, Liam meets him. Noel meets Del Piero. Milan-Juventus on Saturday.
Meanwhile, Noel Gulliver's idol Mourinho shit impression in Moscow: "everybody's gay here"... I seriously think Noel and Mourinho are gays, they're so obsessed. They say "gay" to people who are not.
Plus, not true that Sara likes Mourinho, one of many "funny" bullshit said by Noel to "entertain".
Plus, notice the sites around, telling about the TCT history: Noel Gallagher played blah blah. Yes but Noel Gallagher MOANED about it, as usual. Liam's Beady Eye played.

the fantastic fly, how can I forget this goal, so very 80's ;)

rip our friend Alessandro, AC Milan big fan - these things remind us so much about him

Depeche Mode

we're flying high (birds)... the song on the video above was obviously this one, 1987. There was one missing from the 80's compilations :) ...as long as I remember who's wearing the "same old ruined 2001 trousers" (lol, Noel).
My first girl in the '90s was a big fan, the older Patsy "looking like a star in a Jaguar", but also the reason for the "split", lol. That is, her gay friends, also: reason for the downfall of society (Noel Gulliver) LOL. Little town old mentality.
That's how I entered the Formula One world, her "lover" was the Australian cook of the Jordan team... fail!
That's why Noel "used to" hate Australians, lol.
I wonder how an Australian can cook, that must be terrible. To quote a recent post: no salt at all, ahaha.
Now seriously, (Irish) Jordan really failed. It must've been the cook's fault. But Eddie Jordan is always around for music things and bitches :)

And as I named one from Ireland, another band added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Cranberries.
And as I named the red hot chili peppers for those spaghetti with no salt, one added to the Heineken Jammin' Festival: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Of course Noel hates them.
I'm the usual prophet, if you remember the post about that festival, I was writing about California plums :)

Bluvertigo (band from near Milan: Monza, as the F1), "Fuori dal tempo" (=outta time)

more "gay friends" of that girl, the ones of "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective". This is about: in Italy the military service used to be compulsory, and we had a series of tests, with also an absurd questionnaire made of thousands of questions, also asking: do you like flowers? ...far from that, there was also: would you like to be a florist? ... if there was a contradiction, = you're mad / gay, that is: you can't be a soldier (lol)
It also says: I like mad people :), "penso che praticamente sia bella la gente insana di mente".
Of course I was a soldier, despite being mad, lol. But because I wanted. Because it was a nice experience, and being a volunteer they also paid money. Of course almost everybody didn't want, and they pretended they were sick/mad/gay LOL. If you answered with contradictions, you had to visit the psychologist, everybody wanted because "he" was a sexy woman, lol.
Now you see why life in Milan is very selective ahaha
Liam wants to be a soldier, it's also full of photos of Liam wearing military stuff, even by Pretty Green.

Noel Gallagher-Uncle Scrooge the caveman: if you talk about fashion, you're gay

2012-02-19T22:48:00.000+01:00

MILAN - Little town old mentality for the little man. Nothing new from the ex Oasis guitarist, as usual, the same broken vinyl. Just in time for Milan Woman fashion week...
If you're a boy, stop talking about fashion, because Noel Gulliver thinks you're gay. (What about him always on Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto?)
God said it should be only the girls doing it. And only the girls should have their own fashion brands, perfumes, etc. He also hates people asking him about his clothes (wondering why?), for example about his trousers (easy: always the same ruined ones since 2001 sessions, just like his "new" songs). And he's a fucking millionaire... just start to be cool: buy a pair of new fucking shoes, you gypsy. He also added this is the reason for the downfall of society (oh, not the videogames again?).
At least are we allowed to wash ourselves?
This was about more inferiority complexes from Noel Gellaga.
Most. Pathethic. "Man". Ever.

So what about his quote, more or less it was: "Italian boys are like me, very passionate.
4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there".

they're not his friends anymore, just like all the people he blamed as excuses for the Oasis split. ‎"Love for elegance" sounds like a joke about him, better to remove it or it would be a shit impression for us.

here's the video-slideshow for the 80's compilation, different order and State of the nation added.

oh Patsy... tutti pazzi per Patsy. Tutti fruttti :). What a woman... not a girl, what a woman! lol (even if she's 70 now ahaha)

I'm "obsessed" with Patsy (but I know she's ugly now :), also horrible legs) because my first girl was a blonde older than me, the one "looking like a star in a Jaguar" :)

26 from hundreds:

1. I'm not scared - dedicated to Noel - I'm not a scaredy cat (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit, photos with Liam in the 90's - 0:11 my siderburns :), and the famous "flashing tits" incident @ Sanremo, and also Patsy's son, the one working @ a Pretty Green store... them recommended bastards, lol. Clearly not Liam's son, but Jim Kerr's. His name's James, Liam dedicated him Little James. He looks a bit sick...fucking hell does she give him something to eat? Probably those spaghetti alla bolognese with no salt, lol. They should add salt to life... they should be spicy :). She sounds depressed and spends a lot of time at home, reading books. So she's got a lot of time of her hands, just like me :). I know you're reading, Patsy I'm here, lol. Great things to do with all that time available ;)

2. La luce buona delle stelle = the good light of stars (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit)

3. Absolute beginners (David Bowie, one of Liam's inspirations, you remember - film feat. Patsy Kensit and Italian scooters)

4. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)

5. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky Balboa IV, Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)

6. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy, the video was in England)

7. The neverending story

(Limahl, Christopher Hamill, from near Manchester, written by the Italian Giorgio Moroder)

8. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli from Italy)

9. (Out here) On my own

(Nikka Costa from Usa, born in Tokyo, discovered by talent scout Tony Renis from Milan)

10. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)

11. State of the nation (Industry)

12. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths, from Manchester)

13. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)

14. Take on me (A-Ha)

15. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)

16. Big in Japan (Alphaville)

17. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes)

18. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)

19. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)

20. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

21. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)

22. True faith (New Order, from Manchester)

23. Don't you want me (Human League)

24. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)

25. Human nature (Michael Jackson)

26. I want to know what love is (Foreigner)

Sir Stirling Moss: Button will beat Hamilton again

2012-02-18T22:07:00.000+01:00

LONDON - "There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love."

Stirling Moss

Ex Oasis' Noel Gallagher WON'T admit that...'cause hes got no driving license.

(Photo with a "grid girl" @ Donington Park 2006, driving an Italian Maserati)

Jenson is better than Lewis because he's an old style driver. Lewis learned to drive with videogames. Fact. Even Ron Dennis said that. He's started with kart but was learning with computers too.
He's lucky he wasn't sacked, just because he was born in this team.

Today I talked to some other usual ridiculous Lewis fans, who think that he was poor, so according to them, black = poor. And even blamed me to racist... unbelievable.
They sound as Noel Gallagher's fans, idolising him.
And of course they said Moss is wrong, so maybe they know more about driving than Sir Stirling Moss.
So they started to be racist, also saying people from Italy have a small cock! oh really those people, and even the women? lol. Never heard. In the real world, it's the opposite. They probably had their girlfriend fucked by a Latin lover.
The team always comes first. The drivers pass, the team remains. Blaming the team, as Lewis did, wasn't a brilliant idea... One as Lewis saying he's going to win all the races, is desperate. He wasn't even able to overtake one as Massa many times. Moss was already proven right, not only last year. Lewis won a title driving a McLaren, Jenson a Brawn.

At the age of 81, the English icon Sir Stirling Moss announced his retirement from competitive motor racing thus drawing a line under an illustrious career which has spanned 8 decades and seen him win 212 races. He was also the first Brit to win a Grand Prix on home soil.
Moss remains one of the country’s most loved and popular sporting personalities. Given his determination to thrive at everything he put his mind to, perhaps it is not surprising. “I believe that if I wanted to run a mile in four minutes I could do it,” Sir Stirling famously once remarked. “I would have to give up everything else in my life, but I could run a mile in four minutes. I believe that if a man wanted to walk on water and was prepared to give up everything else in life, he could do that.”
The 16-time F1 grand prix winner (out of 66 races, before a near-fatal accident in 1962 saw him give up life as a Formula One driver), now 82 and speaking at the Motorsports Hall of Fame awards ceremony predicted that Button would once again profit from Hamilton’s perceived lack of concentration, having become the first of Hamilton's McLaren team-mates to earn more points in a season than him last year.
“Lewis does funny things, so one can’t be sure,” he said. “But I would put my money on Jenson. Yes I would. Lewis is terrific, he really is exceptionally quick, but Jenson thinks about certain things better than Lewis will.
"Like when it’s raining and whether or not to go in for a change of tyres.”
Hamilton, 27, out-qualified Button 13 times to six in 2011, but Moss said raw speed was not the issue, rather Hamilton’s propensity to let outside distractions affect his performance.
“He goes off and sort of screws it up sometimes doesn’t he? That’s the problem. Jenson is much more dedicated. I don’t mean in any way other than it means more to him what he’s actually doing, the actual driving and so on.
“The one thing you need in racing is concentration. So I worked hard on keeping my concentration for three hours because they were three hours races then.
"That’s a hell of a long time, particularly when there are pretty girls you can wave at and blow kisses to.”
Meanwhile, Vitaly Petrov has replaced Jarno Trulli at Caterham with immediate effect.
No Italians drivers this year, no Italy but Vitaly :)

the people acting as victims (as Noel Gallagher) blaming other people to be RACIST, are the most ridiculous I've ever seen.
It's the "racism on the contrary", when they make black people be the different ones, the poor ones, etc.
I tell you: black people don't want to be considered different.
I mean, there's a part of "black pride" but they just want to be the same as everybody. If it's a white showing their black pride, it doesn't work. It should be only them talking about their things. If it's a white doing it, you're making them different.

I tell it all like it is... he doesn't. On his throne. There's trouble in his heart, it's becoming clearer...
I feel Godlike, there's nothing that can't be kissed.
(I can see a liar)

Noel says his idol, absolute legend, etc. blah blah, is Mario Balotelli...
it could be only one as Mario, a dickhead
(lol)
In Milan he even signed Balotelli jerseys, he feels to be him. Classic Noel idolising Italians.

Noel Gellaga now wants to play with Blur... no more wishing them to "catch Aids and die"...

Noel Gullaga says he's jealous of Beady Eye because of his "mate" Gem Archer...

wow, mates that never hear / see each other, a "mate" that he blamed among many excuses for the Oasis split...

Oasis pure fans don't "like it"...

be ready for "something going horribly wrong" for Noel Gulliver... as he wishes.

But it already happened...

It may be either another fan going inside his house, or his wife leaving him for Liam... or the duel Liam vs Noel in court... Noel has never been lucky with suing...

80's compilation

2012-02-18T01:07:00.001+01:00

MILAN - Breaking news: Inter vs Bologna 0-3 LOL, they're continuously losing.

The first dish I had in England in 1994: spaghetti alla bolognese (ehehehe) "featuring" :) ragu.

Our English family prepared great and abundant food for us (but too many raw cucumbers).

Only one thing was missing: salt. (fucking hell...) I was lucky they didn't put sugar as to my friends...

In Italy we put whole plants of red hot chilli peppers, lol.

We're having the first ice-cream of the summer (lol), it's another one of my anticipations... is it my anticipatiiiiiiiiionnn... I'm all out of time and space... I'm an alien, with a prettygreen skin :)

dedicated to Noel Gallagher

if you want to download my compilations for free, to have them on your iPod/car, email me, I noticed they make you cool :)

I picked 25 from hundreds

1. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)

2. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy, the video was in England)

3. Take on me (A-Ha)

4. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)

5. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)

6. I'm not scared (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit)

7. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli from Italy)

8. (Out here) On my own (Nikka Costa from Tokyo, discovered by talent scout Tony Renis from Milan)

9. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths)

10. Big in Japan (Alphaville)

11. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes)

12. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky Balboa IV,
Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)

13. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)

14. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)

15. The neverending story (Limahl, Christopher Hamill, written by the Italian Giorgio Moroder)

16. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

17. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)

18. True faith (New Order)

19. Don't you want me (Human League)

20. Absolute beginners (David Bowie - film feat. Patsy Kensit)

21. La luce buona delle stelle (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit)

22. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)

23. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)

24. Human nature (Michael Jackson)

25. I want to know what love is (Foreigner)

Aaaaaahhhhhh we finally found the 2 videos we were looking for: it was only one song with 2 different versions videos:

Industry, State of the nation, here and here - that was easy :), saying it after we found them :)

They were 1st in Italy, 89th in their country, Usa. The frontman then collaborated with Pink Floyd and The Who.

Owen Morris: it was easy for Noel to manage Oasis

2012-02-17T14:54:00.000+01:00

LONDON - I've read that Noel is saying that he could even be England's new manager (he's God, so why not the Pope?) 'cause he had been managing himself well for 20 years... Oh, didn't he manage Oasis? Now it's himself.
All those difficulties he always talked about, that made him leave the band 3 times, sound even more ridiculous now.
Of course they also had a manager, Marcus.

Beyond the artists, looking at the mixers, the engineers and the producers, the people on the desk who make it all happen. Owen Morris, a man who was at the centre of arguably Oasis’ most successful period. Coming in as a technician for ‘Definitely Maybe’, Morris went on to produce ‘What’s The Story (Morning Glory)’ and ‘Be Here Now’.
He's one of the THREE guys on the cover artwork of Morning Glory, he can be seen in the background holding a copy of the album’s master tape. The two guys "meeting" are Brian and the deejay Sean Rowley.

When people read or write about you, they’re going to cite Oasis first. As a producer, what was the first record you worked on?

I came in on ‘Definitely Maybe’. I mixed it and arranged the guitars. That was a good project and after that I recorded everything they did for a couple of years. Oasis was a lot of fun, I’m very, very grateful for working with Oasis. They were very easy to work with.

Ok – so they weren’t difficult at all to control?

No – not at all. It was a very controlled environment, I mean, Noel Gallagher ran a very tight ship. And everybody was very professional, really. Working with them was very easy.
Oasis weren’t lazy, they were lucky because they had Liam able to sing the songs.

When you were working on ‘Definitely Maybe’, did you get a sense of how much of an impact it was going to have as an album?

No, not really, I don’t think anybody did. We thought it’d be successful but we didn’t think it’d turn them into the big band of the 90s.

Was it a different atmosphere in the studio when you were working on the next record, ‘(What’s The Story) Morning Glory’?

Well, it was a pretty similar atmosphere because they wanted to be there and it was very work-focused – we recorded and finished a song a day. So it was very much about getting it done. The atmosphere was very good, like I say, because everybody wanted to be there.

Noel Gallagher waits for something bad... but already happened

2012-02-17T01:55:00.000+01:00

LONDON - (he was drinking Pepsi 'cause with Shakermaker he copied also the Coke song... there was a "very funny" joke by him saying they were now drinking Pepsi only...but he had to pay money anyway - $500,000 in damages).
Noel Gallagher "keeps waiting for something to go horribly wrong"... (what a knobhead)
as if it wasn't enough the 22 negative reviews from magazines and sites that are not his ass-lickers, and the 28th position in the most important chart outside home (so he either doesn't know about them or, as usual, he's a liar and pretends not to know), if I was God I wouldn't say that sentence 2 times, as the other day he told about a mad fan going inside his house, and the world is full of crazy people, much time before John Lennon...
classic Noel looking for self-harm...
sentence that it's even on the cover of his NME, so everybody can see...
And, as if it wasn't enough the mad fan attacking him onstage in Toronto, Canada. Noel still remembers too well and that night left a mark upon him.
I've seen a lot of crazy people around, attracted by Noel. The kind of fans as "Noel or die", crazy videos saying that he's dead, etc. "death of you and me" type. And some months ago, you remember that site, looking like made inside a toilet, with a guy who wanted to "kill Oasis"...

With that sentence Noel clearly wants to provoke, 'cause he DOES know that there's something wrong already.
And, with all the people in the world nowadays who are not having "a good time" (euphemism), waiting for something to go horribly wrong could only be said by an idiot.
He already repeated that he could retire soon... (classic Noel-scaredy cat, who was always scared of fans) ...just a lazy, boring and bored millionaire.

I've just told to Fabregas that he should have come to play for Milan in his favourite San Siro and with him we could win everything... I had told him last summer... I'm the usual prophet... he chose Barcelona and they're clearly not going to win not even the league... (-10 points). If you check Oasisblues, there's a post of mine last summer where I wrote Barcelona was going to fail soon... Anyway he can still win the Champions League... maybe...
I'm a "boy with a thorn in his side"...I'm an ant in a world of cicadas... Noel Gallagher would say: I'm a boy with a fork in a world of soup...as he said about Liam.
Me and Liam are misunderstood prophets...

here's one of many failures for Noel Gellaga suing, while he's always been sued by other people: Tony, Liam, and almost all the musicians he copied, etc.

Creation Records, Noel and others sued News Group Newspapers in 1997 after The Sun began selling a poster which featured a photograph of the set of the album cover of "Be Here Now" taken at the same time as the final image, although not the actual photograph used on the cover. If you're one of the many who bought it (and the few that still own it save for use as a coaster) then you may appreciate why-it features a Rolls-Royce emerging from a swimming pool and various members of the band in suitably moody poses surrounded by apparently "symbolic" objects.
Creation and the other claimants argued in this case that the scene and composition of the photograph was a separate copyright work and protectable in its own right. The Judge disagreed, finding that assembling disparate objects together could not be protected by copyright, and reinforcing the theory that two works created from a common source don't always involve the other being copied.

Not only Noel Gellaga insulted Michael Jackson when he died and wants to party when Margaret Thatcher dies. When Lady Diana died, he mocked all the people attending her funeral, saying that they don't even visit their own grandmothers tombs at the graveyard. It's typical of him seeing his own things in other people. It's just that HE doesn't even visit his grandmothers...

calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the world

2012-02-15T22:30:00.000+01:00

MILAN - You remember last year there was "calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the year" (said by Liam)...as we didn't have kids yet, this year it's "by the end of the world" :))
(21 December 2012, time: 11:11 am). And you remember all the strange Oasis artworks... the "Oasis curse - mysteries"...

We noticed that between this and the recent post "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria", there are about 9 months... it's written, we must make this kid called BeadyEye, LOL.
Then the kid is gonna be proud and tell everybody: my name is Beadyeye and I was conceived in Fucking, Austria (LOL). He/She's both a boy and a girl...as in Tommy by the Who: it's a boooyyy... no, it's a girl. Or: it's Noel, that is: both of them ahahaha
In Italian (Roman dialect) it's: "o' famo strano 'sto pupetto", LOL (=we make this baby in a strange way), from a popular comic film.
Really original child, unique. Maybe a bit too much.
Now seriously, I think having a child nowadays is the worst idea one could have. I mean, it's probably the biggest joy one could have in life but how much time would it last? some weeks? then it would be all about spending money, well wasting money, having seen the results of the new generations, not sleeping, more problems as if they weren't enough, and shitting everywhere (lol).
They say they're sure I would be a perfect dad. And I already don't sleep at night (but in the morning). And I've got A LOT of time on my hands (lol). So I could be a perfect baby sitter :) (desperate househusband), full of shit around ahahaha Not sure about it... I know children like me, but the feeling is not always mutual.

yours,
the "fucking Mayans" ahaha
(the ones Noel Gallagher loves...)

other people added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Alanis Morissette and the Beach Boys (because Noel hates them, you remember). More soon.
Are we going to invite all the bands Noel Gellaga hates? 'cause it would be a year-long festival, lol. He doesn't hate Kasabian but since they refused him, he probably hates them now :)

Milan-Arsenal 4-0, Berlusconi fucks the Queen

2012-02-15T22:29:00.000+01:00

MILAN - Beckham was right. Breaking news: AC Milan-Arsenal 4-0. How we didn't win even 7-0 is beyond me, we felt pity for them. "A few goals in Italy", "boring football", as the English always say eh... yeah very boring.
Today I received loads of jealous racist insults (really pointless insults, 'cause I showed them how they are inferior in every single thing), and before the game even Arsenal hooligans messing in Milan. Shows how pathetic their team is. I like Man City, and a bit also Liverpool and Chelsea, but cheating Manchester United and Arsenal are a total scum. I dislike them even more than United. Dictionary, arse-ass: Assenal.

banner at the stadium (rebus-striscione allo stadio): "Berlusconi si tromba anche la Regina", Berlusconi fucks the Queen too mwahahahahaha (the trumpet in Italian slang means "fucks", lol)
This would be appreciated by the "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher... not really for the Queen, but because he supports "rich politicians only" and was in a film produced by Berlusconi...

We WERE in crisis against English teams in the recent years, 'cause it's difficult to play against yourself ;)
(not in 2007, Milan-Manchester United 3-0 and Liverpool-Milan 1-2).
Beautiful sun in Milan, so we were trying everything to make them feel NOT at home, LOL.
Even ex Manchester City Robinho scoring 2 goals (a great one too) and Ibrahimovic with his assists.
Now Arsenal winning more than 4-0 in London... it's more likely that the Pope gets married, lol.
As Milan anthem says: "Milan is a great Milan....then everybody is coming to Milan".
"Milan fashion giants". Game over.

3 Italians clubs out of 3 in the Champions League, 2 English ones out ot 4, soon to be only one or even less... Scum United see you on Thursday on Channel 5.

no highlights but just Boateng: what a goal, classic one from him. Dedicated to all the people insulting.

and he was back today from a long injury and didn't even have to play (we had 13 injured players). Of course there were people insulting him lately a few days ago

Champions League song

‎"la musichettaaaaaaaaaa"... mamma mia, 3 languages and not Italian, and the best team in history is Italian... and the language of opera is Italian. And the second and third best teams in history are Spanish... and if we look at South America: more Spanish language, Boca Juniors being the 2nd in the world. And as national teams, the top is Portuguese (Brazil) and Italian languages.
Did they at least notice in the music scores, all those words in Italian, ritornello, allegro, allegretto... Mister Allegri ;) did they know one called Pavarotti, etc. etc. Do they know that the most famous opera theatre is in Milan, etc.
Who's the Uefa president? the french Platini. Ah, I see. Uefa = fail. Uefail.

Ce sont les meilleures équipes

Es sind die allerbesten Mannschaften

The main event

Die Meister

Die Besten

Les grandes équipes

The champions

Une grande réunion

Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung

The main event

Die Meister

Die Besten

Les grandes équipes

The champions

Ils sont les meilleurs

Sie sind die Besten

These are the champions

Die Meister

Die Besten

Les grandes équipes

The champions

I think there's a mistake in these lyrics from their official site: I think it should be: SIE sind, plural. "Es" is "it", so here it's like: IT ARE...
it must have been Noel Gallagher writing them ahahaha "you was" and things like that in his blog.
in fact, then it says: SIE sind die Besten.
Maybe they wanted to use some archaic language, but the matter is modern of our days. I'm not so expert of German but I know that English is quite "elastic" and many things are conceded. In Italian you just can't really mistake even one letter or it's a mistake.
Britalian ;)

pretty Valentine's day, or sad

2012-02-14T18:16:00.000+01:00

MILAN - Best wishes from the Pretty Green staff ;). Anyway there's still 15 February, the Singles Awareness Day (SAD, lol).

Can't buy me love - yes you can (lol), you remember: if you have your wishlist on Amazon ahaha

Now seriously, this is me always saying I don't care about money...

advice: stay away from models - they make you mad, see how I am, lol.

At least "normal" girls (is there any?) can cook a pizza for you :)

‎"Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!"

Beady Eye girls, Pretty Green fans. Evelina, Joanna, Stefania, Irina, Martina... as with the early Oasis, the girls have been fundamental to the success of the bands

I was thinking about Oasis 3 years ago, we were still all friends, the split and taking sides (precise sides created by God Noel) have been an atomic bomb (just like the artwork of Oasis' last album). Then they tell me things as something nice at Noel gigs don't happen at Beady Eye gigs... oh yeah, and at Beady Eye gigs also don't happen that fans insult Noel as it happen at Noel gigs insulting Liam... it shows the little fans they are, as the little man he is.

Noel Gallagher had a bad return to Manchester

2012-02-13T22:41:00.001+01:00

MANCHESTER - (photo: an Oasis Milano Lambretta).
According to a tabloid (you know, those "pieces of sheet" famous for telling the truth...), even before playing (the gig is tonight), Noel Gallagher had a "triumphant return to Manchester"...
triumphant in Manchester after he said the Thatcher times were better times? as an American was continuously shouting during England-USA in 2010 @ our Football English pub (or, for him, Soccer English pub, lol) : "I DON'T THINK SO!!"
either they're bullshit as usual, or in Manchester everybody turned to be conservative.
For those who don't know, tabloids are paper to be used for the "fish & chips".
There are still people believing in Noel Galliga?
quod erat demonstrandum:
"Noel is the only person left to see Beady Eye play, or formulate an opinion on them"...
not true, he repeated that he likes them, they're rock'n'roll and the Roller is a "fucking number one single". Classic Noel fan site not listening to him.
Oh and he's such a hero: “I walk down streets and in my head I’m thinking, ‘This is where I was writing Half The World Away." Did you mean, this is where you COPIED Half the world away from Burt Bacharach. But he was his friend so he didn't have to pay royalties. This time.
And the fucking woman writing goes: "He may have written two of the most celebrated guitar records of the century"... most celebrated of the century? is she fucking joking? is she mocking our godlike idol? ...
‎"He’s had to satiate demand to see him play with a world tour before the HFB are even a formal band." ...again and again, he said they are NO fucking band! it's the fucking name of the fucking album! is he a fucking "solo artist" or not!!! the poor victim all alone and abandoned!
More bullshit: Liam had "a far frostier reception from fans and critics alike"!! yeah just like Noel 22 negative reviews, Beady Eye only one negative.
ah! "it’s a scenario he’s utterly surprised by. “Part of you, when you make a record thinks, ‘This is fucking brilliant and why wouldn’t it be a massive success ’cos I’m amazing’. I never thought I’d have sold so many records in such a short space of time and be playing arenas; I never prepared for any of this."
you're playing arenas thanks to fucking Oasis!!!!!!! get over it. You are known because of Oasis and if you didn't play Oasis live now, there would be half of the people.
‎"His most recent career first, though, is pretty Tom Jones; he’s become the kind of musician people fling bras at. “It was a wonderful moment,” he smiles. “I called my mrs (Sara MacDonald) and she was very proud. I’ve kept it as well, like a serial killer’s trophy.”
PROUD?! even VERY? No, she's not. Even her wife even hates his music.
I wonder how Oasis real fans can re-publish all those bullshit, as if tabloids and Liam haters weren't enough.

Valentine's Queen in Milan

2012-02-13T11:12:00.000+01:00

MILAN - just made a new version, one for Valentine's day: the Queen in Milan, Love of my life. Also featuring Oasis and Liam.
Oh mamma mia mamma mia, mamma mia let me go... ...caught in a landslide... / caught beneath a landslide...

("Volete cantare con noi?" - do you want to sing with us? - Freddie Mercury said, in perfect Italian. ..."somebody told me that Italians are the best singers in the world... especially in Milano!" :) - he was probably thinking of Pavarotti, lol)

Good old fashioned lover boy

this is Argentina-Milano: we can do the tango, be your Valentino :)

Spread your wings

Sammy... this was a cult. There's also some Oasis video in the snow as this one...

Don't look back in anger
and Sally :). What a shite voice!!! even outta tune. Better not to compare it to Freddie Mercury's. I can sing MUCH better. I mean it's easy for everyone to sing better than this. In fact he said he learned to sing in 2005... I think in 2015. Here it was cold so he was probably drunk... then it seems it's always cold there...

Don't stop me now

as for Oasis, it was the girls who introduced us to their music.

When we were at school in the 90's we escaped from the classroom from the window -> corridor and to play songs as this one with 4, 6, 8 hands in a hidden room that had a piano. Good ol' times... if we didn't start to follow the Queen, we wouldn't have become Oasis fans... English bands, great frontmen, great quality music. I know, I should've studied some more Britalian :) but then I put my life in the hands of a rock'n'roll band, and they didn't throw it all away yet, 'cause there's still Beady Eye :)

Noel Gallagher never insulted the Queen...how rare... he secretly loves them.

You're my best friend

the early 90's were the times when the first CDs came out, and we already had everything on tapes and vinyls, and being huge fans we were buying the Cds too. One day I sold one thing by the Queen 'cause I had too many copies of it, and one of my friends goes: WHAT?! you have sold a NIGHT AT THE OPERA??!! ('cause he wanted to buy it, his 7th copy of the same album, lol). It was like a religion, even more sick than God Noel godlike fans.

In the lap of the Gods+Seven seas of Rhye+Tear it up

In the lap of Noels (lol). Pretty Green stripes t-shirts (lol). When I read kids: best event ever @ Wembley? Muse (wtf?). This is history. He was explosive... and I remember we used to say: it's so strange thinking that now he's "in a little box", lol

rip Whitney Houston

2012-02-12T11:37:00.002+01:00

LOS ANGELES - Tribute to another great singer gone too soon. There was one missing on my post about the 80's, my dad was a big fan. It's a cemetery recently. Whitney Houston was found dead, aged 48.

fuck... born 1963 is close to 1967 Noel Gallagher's... (I'm not ironic eh about Noel the little piece of shit insulting legends who just died as he did with Michael Jackson...). 190 million albums sold, Noel dream on. Not even with Oasis you could do half of it. They sold 70 million in their whole career, God Noel sounds like a local artist.

All at once

Greatest love of all

Run to you

Mancini: Capello could have won Euros

2012-02-11T11:00:00.000+01:00

MANCHESTER - (photo with Rhian Sugden from Bury, Manchester).
I agree with Mancini... Capello had only one chance to win a trophy, and those referees in Germany-England are not really innocent... (ghost goal and absurd offside flagged for Rooney in front of the goalkeeper... and it was the same linesman...).
Roberto Mancini believes the FA have lost a man who could have won them Euro 2012 in Fabio Capello.
The Manchester City boss has jumped to the defence of his fellow Italian after he quit the England post this week.
Few have lamented Capello's departure but Mancini believes England could rue the day they let him go.
He said: "I don't know the reason for it but I can say that the national team has lost a top manager.
"And I think that with Fabio they had a big chance to win the European Championships."
But City's table-topping boss believes he could provide the new manager with an answer as to who his new captain should be.
John Terry has had the armband taken off him and Steven Gerrard is among the favourites to be given it.
But Mancini believes City star Gareth Barry would be an able skipper. His defensive midfielder has captained his country from the start once in a friendly against Ghana almost a year ago.
And after 51 caps, he certainly has the experience. Mancini insists he also has the ability as he acclaimed the player, who turns 31 this month, as one of his unsung heroes.
The former Inter Milan chief said: "Some players maybe don't seem as important as others but in the end they are the most important players.
"These players can play in every position on the pitch, fight for every ball, help their manager and team-mates and are always available.
"I think he could be an England captain because he is a clever man on the pitch, a really good player.
"Capello thought that, too, because he always played him."
A new man at the England helm could also open the door again for City defender Micah Richards.
And Mancini has called on the 23-year-old to to prove he is the best right-back in England.
Richards is behind Liverpool's Glen Johnson and Kyle Walker of Spurs in the England pecking order — despite his fine form for the league leaders.
Mancini has long trumpeted Richards' potential. But he warned him not to expect an immediate recall — his last cap was in November 2010 — as he still has much to prove.
Mancini said: "Micah has everything to become a top full-back.
"He has improved a lot in the last year but he can still improve, he can do better. At this moment for the national team, probably Johnson or Walker are better.
"But I don't want to say Micah can't play for the national team — if he wants, Micah can.
"If one England manager has a choice of three — Johnson, Walker, Micah — one players stays out.
"Micah played with Capello but there are a lot of players and a manager can call only 20-22 for a European Championship."
About the league, Mancini said: "We can't think about the other teams. We have another 14 games and every one is going to be difficult. We know we are going to have to win a lot of them."

new version, with McLaren 2012 and Beady Eye

n.3 ring F1 circus & n.4 letter word (live from Abbey Road studios, London),

for the Oasis fans Button and Hamilton

0:34 performing Wonderwall, 2:30 Liam, 6:10 Silvia, 6:14 Manchester, 6:44 Noel Gallagher (lol) 7:32 Gem

weekend trip to Fucking

2012-02-11T03:08:00.002+01:00

FUCKING - (lol) Let's everybody update our "current location" to this town: Fucking, Austria. The world will be a better place.
For an Oasis fan, this is a cult trip. We could go @ Easter weekend, in the centre of Europe, reachable for anyone.

local tour guide:
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking".

she recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

it was announced that the village would be installing CCTV cameras in an attempt to deter summertime tourists from filming themselves having sexual intercourse in front of the Fucking signs.

ahahahahahaha

click here for more information

Oasis, Fucking in the bushes (copied from Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover, plus samples from Murray Lerner's film Message to Love-Isle of Wight)

There'll always be an England, with final Oasis sample

and another video here, Tiny Tim (see the Baroness, lol)

live @ City of Manchester stadium, plus Turn up the sun, by Andy
("you're gonna get the sack" sounds like a bit of a hoax...after Noel left the band 2 days before the last gigs...)

Noel is successful thanks to Oasis only

2012-02-10T05:44:00.002+01:00

LONDON - A rare photo: Noel signing an autograph. As every old Oasis fan knows, he almost never wanted, not even photos. In fact, here he still doesn't seem to be happy.
The narrative that Noel Gallagher was Oasis, and that Liam missing his own band is 'news' is absurd. Liam didn't quit the band. He may have fought with his brother, but Noel's made a career out of throwing Liam under the bus at every opportunity.
Noel recently talking about the infamous 1996 US tour:
"The first gig was a 16,000-seat arena, and the singer's not turned up. That killed us stone dead in America. This is rock'n'roll. Would Johnny Rotten have gotten a house on the eve of an American tour? Keith Richards? John Lennon? You either want it or you don't, and I blame him for us never becoming as big in America as we were in England."
(For the record, John Lennon incited Americans to smash Beatles albums with his infamous 'bigger than Jesus' comment and they still remained "big in America").
While Noel's claim is ridiculous (and often repeated), it keeps him from accepting the truth. There's something that is much more likely to have killed Oasis dead in America: "Be Here Now".
Liam's voice was perfect on "Be Here Now". Liam wasn't the problem. It was the songs and the production. The songs were (in some cases) not good and (in most cases) an overproduced mess. Johnny Depp on guitar for the ludicrous "Fade In-Out" (that seemed to channel Bon Jovi) and "Stay Young" is a b-side? It was the captain that ran that ship aground. Just listen to the acoustic version of "Stand by Me" without the ridiculous guitar intro. Great song. "Magic Pie" on the other hand...
You can't claim to be "The Chief" and only take the credit. You have to take the blame as well [same for the split: Liam took his part of the blame, Noel didn't... it's unreal]. All the negative attention that gets directed at Oasis always falls on Liam, and Noel likes it that way. "Whatever gets you through the night", eh?
Oasis was Liam's band. He loved it enough to stay. Noel wanted out. So did McCartney. It's just easier to blame John and Yoko (and play the victim) than man-up and accept the fact that you're the one who decided to leave.
This 'My little brother was picking on me!' routine is getting old, and Noel is still killing his new work with overproduction.
Beady Eye achieved whatever it did on its own merit, and with the intense scrutiny that always gets directed at Liam. Noel, with all the credit and benefit of the doubt, didn't do much better with his album, and he sold tickets to his concerts with Oasis' hits, not his new album.

Noel fans saying it was 100% Liam's fault, shows how unreal they are.
It was 99% Noel's fault.

God bless Liam! All these years Noel pretended he was Abel and Liam was Cain--now it's been PROVEN that Liam really was Abel and Noel is Cain.

Let me know when Noel does something new and massive outside of Oasis, and then he'll have done something Liam hasn't. HFB did sell more records than BE, though. Justin Bieber's album has sold more albums than both of those albums combined. Is that how we should define success?
There is not one song on the album that compares to his best, he hasn't had a hit song since "The Importance of Being idle", and his creative output has slowed to a trickle.
The new music is anemic, to say the least.
There are Beady Eye b-sides that have more vitality than some of Noel's HFB 'hits'.

The only other Brit in the 20th Century as great as Margaret Thatcher was Winston Churchill. I hope she is given the huge state funeral she deserves, and is buried in Westminster Abbey. Noel can go be a toadstool in Hell.

the higher you climb, the harder you fall

2012-02-09T20:34:00.002+01:00

SINGAPORE - Stop saying that Noel Gallagher received 21 negative reviews. They are 22 now.
I bet you were missing them eh. Beady Eye only one negative. BE > NG.
Noel, maybe your time is coming (I'm still quoting Oasis' Alive). In fact you repeated that you could retire soon. The people will notice that the times are changing...it's just for now but not for good...
will you be left alone at the starting gate? I'm not blind (as Noel fans) and I don't mind, 'cause I got time now I'm alive.

again the Rubik's cube=Noel's different faces.
the Rubik's bra that Noel fans are throwing him (he said he's becoming a serial killer, confirming what I said).
Having bras is not enough... you have to SOLVE them ;)

Going in a different direction from the “Wall of Sound” that Oasis took, Noel, coined The Chief by his fans, takes a mellow style in High Flying Birds, a huge contrast from the over-compressed fuzzed-out guitar-centric tones that were synonymous with Oasis.
It may come as a surprise that the first guitar solo on the album only comes in on the 6th track, AKA… What a Life! (it's not even a solo, but chords repeated), with only one other solo (Wrong Beach) being featured in its entirety [so as Noel said, there are only 2 guitar solos, I had considered 3, not What a life but in Stop the clocks and Record Machine... Beady Eye had 7 solos].
The first single from the self-titled album, Death of You and Me, showcases a bigger range to The Chief’s often-safe singing, with frequent falsettos being sung in this laid-back composition. Eerily resembling Oasis’s The Importance of Being Idle, the single features a New Orleans-style horn section that helps evoke a cabaret circus setting, which gives it a somewhat mischievous yet mysterious mood.
Despite Noel testing the boundaries on corny lyrics, such as the “La-la-la” sing-along in Dream On (plus "oh me, oh my/ I'm running out of battery"), “Oh me, oh my/ So long baby bye-bye” in (Stranded On) The Wrong Beach, and "what if I'm already dead, how would I know?" (Stop the clocks, even his Guardian mocked him), he convincingly expresses an array of emotions through his vocal work and lyric construction [this is ironic]. With lines such as “Drowning, I’m sinking in the quicksand/Stranded on the wrong beach/Come and rescue me”, once again from (Stranded On) The Wrong Beach and, “You’ve been drifting and stealing/Try to walk in my shoes/But they don’t belong to you” from Everybody’s On The Run, feelings of desperation to joy to anger and everything in-between can easily be found and understood in the master composers carefully crafted lyrics.
With the mix of Rock ‘n’ Roll with orchestral elements, it’s evident that Noel has headed towards a Baroque-pop style, which comes as no surprise as many of his musical influences come from that genre. However, the toned-down approach taken straight off from first track, sets the theme for the album, leaving his debut efforts somewhat monotonous at times, without any memorable highs that were prominent in his back catalogue with Oasis.

An award not coming from the NME Noel ass lickers, so it's more credible.
A few days ago the prize for "XFM best British debut album", Noel vs Liam. The Vaccines won.
These are the 10 albums that received the most votes:

The Vaccines - What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?
Beady Eye - Different Gear, Still Speeding
James Blake - James Blake
Chapel Club - Palace
Noel Gallagher's - High Flying Birds=penises, in Italian slang
Ben Howard - Every Kingdom
Miles Kane - Colour Of The Trap
Benjamin Francis Leftwich - Last Smoke Before The Snowstorm
Scroobius Pip - Distraction Pieces
Ed Sheeran - +

‎"Have you ever met any of the members of Oasis?
We met Noel through a mutual friend in London. We were introduced to him in a pub, and were all getting on well until someone mentioned we were in a band. Immediately Noel asked, "What's your band called?", to which we had to reply that we didn't have a name yet. I'll never forget the look of utter disgust on his face as he said, "A band without a name? What a joke!", and walked off."
Ladies & gentlemen, this is Noel Galliga.

Sweet life, Scarlett

2012-02-09T12:40:00.000+01:00

MILAN - (AC Milan sponsor). Today let's have another look at fashion ("Milan fashion giants" as they call us, lol...you remember the model obsessed for Oasis Keeley Hazell's ex boyfriend, ex Chelsea's Joe Cole for Milan's Pretty Green... he had to join AC Milan, already bought a house by Como lake where Liam always goes, then Cole lost himself in france... also Chelsea have Dolce&Gabbana as sponsor) and cinema, as we are "Hollywood Milano", and Liam Gallagher is producing a film with his "In 1 Productions".

There’s a new chapter in the story of The One, the sequel to a series of tales about a modern star in the fragrance firmament. Always in the spotlight, this enticing new episode celebrates The One and rose the one as you’ve never seen her before, at her most intimate. Now, The One gets up close and personal: she’s in revelatory mood, ready to expose her innermost secrets.

Who better to lay bare the most confidential characteristics of The One than Scarlett Johansson? Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana’s muse steps out from behind her created persona, and in the process, reveals a further facet of her talent as a globally renowned actress and lends a compelling presence to the role.
The mood of the golden era in Italian film-making – an enduring source of inspiration for Dolce&Gabbana – is perfectly captured. Reminiscent of Cinecittà’s greatest output from director Federico Fellini, in films such as La Dolce Vita, Scarlett is cast as an actress being interviewed between takes.
Scripted by writer Glenn O’Brien in collaboration with Scarlett, the dialogue ricochets back and forth between an unseen journalist and the star.
Comments Scarlett: "For this renewal, we played with the idea of the woman behind the public image. There’s a refreshing familiarity and sincerity. The way to wear The One is as a signature scent – it creates a strong first impression as well as delicately lingering after you’ve gone."

...my lips, for kissing and for words that start with the letter M ;)

yeah I love you too red Scarlett.

‘I do all my own stunts… even the lovemaking’, she declares, then towards the end of the interview, admits that she is ‘not looking for a million things, just that one perfect thing: love…’

"I had an Italian Boyfriend once...His mother broke up with me."

one says: "because it's said Italian men are mommy's boys. So if their mum don't like a girl then she's no good. lol"...

I say: oh really, "it's said" eh? by who? by JEALOUS or RACIST people. She says so because the Italian "mamma mia" has a great POWER in the family. Keep your comments without knowing anything for your country men. I bet some good looking "Italian mommy man" refused you because you're UGLY. "lol"
Sounds like the haters, jealous of Liam.

She's American but her surname clearly sounds Swedish... as in Sweet Life, Anita Ekberg was Swedish but played the role of an American actress:

featuring the legendary Marcello Mastroianni (quite nervous character in this film), we still think about this movie everytime a foreign girl comes visiting Italy on holidays, so you have to treat her as a Princess. In the film there were also the "paparazzi" photographers, for the first time using that word (from the name of a character, Paparazzo - Liam used to hate them :).

I talked to a Polish girl who was saying a series of bad things about here, and at the end she admitted that she has not even been to Italy in all her life. As I was saying a 1000 times (some countries can't understand it), Italy is very different from zone to zone... it's even more than only one country, there's a strong regionalism, similar to England. People, dialects, etc. can change even from town to town.

this is the reason why some stupid one says Beady Eye are gay...because linked to fashion (Pretty Green).
This is a music band from Milano (Elio e le Storie Tese), who made a series of videos mocking the people living in different parts of Italy. This is about Milan, lol.

As I was saying in the post about the "Dolce vita", sometimes foreign girls are worried to go to Italy, 'cause they think everybody is a "latin lover", so it's "dangerous" for them, but as you can see, in Milan there's no risk, LOL

one says "what a divine colour"... but in Italian "di vino" also means "of wine", so the other says: "which wine? you cretin" (cretin in a feminine form, cretina LOL)
As you can see, in the video there's the same background behind, that Beady Eye had in some photos :)
(they were up the Terrazza Martini)

God Noel, Christ Martin and the FA: dumb & dumber...and dumbest

2012-02-08T22:47:00.000+01:00

LONDON - Coldplay's Christ Martin to join God Noel Gallagher @ Brit Awards. What a couple.

From the film: dumb & dumber.

breaking sad news: the band England split up.

It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit England tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with the FA a day longer.
Apologies to all the people who thought we could win Euro 2012.

Fabio Capello

(mocking Noel statement when Oasis split)

Capello last games: England-Sweden 1-0 for the first time in 43 years and England-world champion Spain 1-0.
They were on the right road... and now this stupid thing of Terry with the Football Association.

The only team where he didn't win trophies was England (well, only one trophy was available to win... and that referee of Germany-England is not innocent...ghost goal and absurd offside for Rooney in front of the goalkeeper)
...and the shite was Capello eh?

well done Fabio, the FA won't win anything for centuries.
Now they'll have a new manager just 4 months before the championship, and it's not a very nice thing... You'll have to be very lucky...

Just today I had officialy founded a new language: Britalian :)
a mix between English and Italian tongues, where mistakes are allowed and we blame it on alcohol (lol).
You know, true perfection has to be imperfect! I know that that sounds foolish but it's true! God said so!
Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Roman Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43. In Italy, a city as Milan (same flag of England, Saint George's and best football club in history founded by a group of English and Italians) has 7,000 British inhabitants. There are many Britalians who have made a huge contribution to society. Famous Britalians: Paolo Nutini, Frankie Dettori, Marco Pierre White, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Benjamin Disraeli, Damon Minchella, Paolo Hewitt, Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno, etc.

some '90s today. Different decade, still faggots, lol.
Pulp, Disco 2000

oh today a story of women, just like Noel Galliga. This video reminds me of one from our university for models (=idiots) who wanted to have sex with me at home while there were my parents in the room next to us, lol just like in Trainspotting (what a risk). Similar scene from the film here with the girl in the taxi.

But I didn't sleep in the corridor like Mark Renton :) (there's four and twenty million doors on life's endless corridor :). She insisted but I didn't want... and I remember she was so stupid that said: when I'm making love, I shout - but at the same time she wanted. Some girl told me: "yea i tell u boy: women wanna shout haha"... and that girl always said: there are the afternoons to make sex... And me thinking: wtf? is that her job? LOL it was something I wasn't used to do, lol (well, still now). You know, I'm a virgin.

what a nice day. Noel&Christ together, Milan lost, England lost Capello... trash.

Suede, always loved this band, of course Noel hates them. I met them near our Football English Pub, where we invited Liam and Morricone. They remind me of Natalie "the best conceivable English model" :) in Milan, a "big bird" studying chemistry

Different class, still speeding ;)

one dedicated to the foundation of Britalian, Bar Italia (famous bar in London, you remember the article on Zani)

The beautiful ones, as for True by Spandau Ballet (False),

also for this one there's a cover by Noel Galliga: The Ugly Ones.

Ah, the 90's. No cell phone. No Facebook, no Twitter, no YouTube, no Mp3, NO INTERNET.

All we did back then to catch music videos was on TV. Frantically called best friends on home telephone that our favorite singers/band were on tv.

Oasis, Verve, Suede, Smashing Pumpkins, Jewel... Memorable times... gone are those days. Nothing ever lasts forever.

little man Noel Gallagher and the great music in the '80s

2012-02-07T22:55:00.000+01:00

MILAN - ‎As the typical '80s Rubik's cube from Hungary (my friend very similar to him of the previous post, had Hungarian origins...), here's a recent photo of Noel the man with different faces... (wish he was the girl).
If you had all your ideas opposite to mine, I would respect you, but you continuously change everything about everything (and of course you also said you hate changes). This is the sign that he's a very insecure person... without Oasis, he's lost. In fact, he said he would like to be a guitarist in a band again and repeated that he could retire soon.
"Margaret Thatcher was one of the greatest leaders of a nation in the history of the world. I wish we had someone of her stature and wisdom leading Britain now. Now that she is close to passing away, Noel is showing exactly what a mean, despicable LITTLE man he is."

According to Noel Gallagher, great music was made IN SPITE of Margaret Thatcher... wait a minute: when? in the '80s. GREAT music in the EIGHTIES?! everybody knows the WORST decade for music was the Eighties, was even shite. As Paolo Hewitt says:
"Negli anni '80 la musica veniva giudicata in base ai dati di vendita e suonava insipida e fasulla; dopo avere ascoltato questi insulsi suoni, avevano deciso di fare ritorno ai fondamentali. Durante tutti gli anni '80 la musica dei Beatles è stata considerata assolutamente sorpassata, il che spiega perchè gran parte della musica prodotta nel corso di quel decennio faccia schifo: negli anni '90, invece, è tornata nuovamente in auge, e ha ricominciato a essere considerata un'influenza essenziale".
=it was crap, 'cause it wasn't influenced by the Beatles, and judged by how much it sold, just like Noel's album...
A few guitars and all those keyboards, just like Keane that Noel hates! And there's a series of bands and singers from the '80s that he hates (one as example: he deeply hates Michael Jackson. Then, Simply Red, Inxs, Phil Collins, George Michael, etc.). He talked shit about Michael Jackson also when he had just died... Noel has no respect at all for the death thing...
Noel...one like you, totally "inspired" (euphemism) by the Beatles... The key instrument was the keyboard (sorry for the pun :), in some cases I don't know what guitars were there for, and almost nobody was influenced by the Beatles, although John Lennon had just died in 1980.
We like that music 'cause it reminds us of when we were children but it was not really quality, especially if compared to much better music. There's no comparison with the '60s - Beatles & Rolling Stones, '70s - Led Zeppelin etc., '90s Oasis etc.
All the great '80s CULTURE Noel speaks about... hey, we were raised with TELEVISION.
In fact, on his blog he speaks about tv series and all those bullshit.
Noel always said there was great music as a REACTION to the "soon to be dead granny" (as he said, in style) Maggie, so it was because of her, and now he says "NOT BECAUSE"?! (even in capital letters!)
With your correction, now it's even worse, Noel sometimes you should just shut the fuck up.

I remember that if you were one listening to these songs in English language, you were "cool", 'cause it was the older brothers listening to them. I was a child, Noel in the '80s was much older, a grown boy who was going to clubs, discos, fell in love with some girl (or some BOY), and now he says the music of that period was great. It's great in his mind, just because it reminds him of those times. Again, as Paolo Hewitt says, Noel started with music with these things and put the disco music, house music refrains, etc. in his music.
‎"Noel non si dimenticò mai di come l'avevano fatto sentire quei gloriosi, trascendentali ritornelli house, che gli ricordavano tanto la musica irlandese e i cori da stadio; ben presto cominciò a inserirli nella propria musica, con effetti a dir poco devastanti".
(Paolo)
that music I was saying, reminded him of football chants at the stadium.
That's why he still got that obsession with remixes, Chemical Brothers, Amorphous Androgynous, etc. When he started to remix Oasis songs, Oasis split up. I mean, that's not the reason, we already talked enough about it, but (to quote a great '90s song :) by Pulp), something changed.
I think real Oasis fans don't even like those remixes, they are CONSERVATIVE in music, they would KEEP Beatles-like music only. That was what Oasis were about.

Noel now says his 2nd album will be the new "Dark side of the moon" by Pink Floyd, yes yes, this is one of his ways to FORCE his kid-fans to like him.
"Negli anni '80, il pubblico musicale era diviso, e parlava dei diversi stili come se si fosse trattato di squadre di calcio: "Per chi tifi? Musica indie. Vaffanculo, amico, lo vince l'hip-hop, il campionato". Ora tutto ciò non esiste più. Negli anni '90 l'unica distinzione è tra musica di buona e di cattiva qualità, tra band di talento e prive del medesimo, tra gente in gamba e imbecilli: nel 1989 è caduto il Muro di Berlino, e con esso un sacco di altre cose".
(Paolo)
of course, not even hip-hop was born in the '80s, but in the '70s. Same for rap, end of '60s then '70s.
In the'80s the music didn't even invent anything really important (if you don't think so, take it as a provocation), the keyboards and electronic music were coming from the '70s. Noel get over it.

Goblin, Profondo rosso

For those who don't know, this is an Italian band, song for the 1975 horror film by Dario Argento "Profondo rosso" (deep red), one of the scariest you could see (with David Hemmings, the English actor from Michelangelo Antonioni Blow-up, the Swinging London-Carnaby Street-Pretty Green).
Italian progressive rock from the '70s.

Come on Margaret !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLL

I had already posted '80s songs, here's more

Wham, Wake me up before you go-go

Noel admit it! you're gay! tells us you faggot on Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto!

Falco, Rock me Amadeus

Talk Talk (Mark David Hollis, fucking genius), It's a shame

Human League, Don't you want me

NOEL you turned into someone new...you've got the world at your feet, success has been so easy for you, but don't forget it's me who put you where you are now, and I can put you back there too (how appropriate). Notice at 3:01 she's "dying" :)

Gazebo, I like Chopin

Italian artist in England. oh my God Noel, thank you for bringing some nostalgia! :-/

("Noel" is becoming part of the expression "oh my God - NOEL"...)

OMD Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, Enola Gay

one for the person sponsoring these videos (copyright by Noel Gallyga): thank you Noel, Enola (containing the letters N-O-E-L...A - girl) Gay (Noelia)

The Style Council, Long hot summer

again, as for the clothes worn by British people, I'm sure Noel is AWARE that this is gay music (by his friend Paul Weller), in fact I remember when he always talked about forming a band and the people telling him: a band?! are you gay?! That was the culture from the '80s

Alphaville, Big in Japan (dedicated to the Japanese girl with the sign "Noel or die" - his fans are sick)

‎I'm picking some of the BEST eighties songs eh, there was also loads of rubbish

The Queen, It's a hard life (Oasis' Lyla video?)
I want to break free

the best band from the decade (again, Freddie Mercury & Roger Taylor- bisexual/homosexual), but it was from the '70s and had already made their best

Fleetwood Mac, Little lies

another one dedicated to Noel - I know you're reading me, you hidden bastard. One for all the lies you told. His fans are just the same as him. This is the band where he took the name "High Flying Birds" (and from Jefferson Airplane)

Culture Club, Do you really want to hurt me (do you really want to hurt me...do you really want to hurt me behind... (it really must hurt). When we were soldiers, our captain was a legend from Rome, legend apart from one opinion he had about the future: "il futuro è il culo" (the future is the ass, lol) ...we say: "anche no" (also not, lol). Sounds like reggae...that of course was NOT invented in the '80s, but in the '60s, and then with Bob Marley.

Karma Chameleon

the King (oops, the queen, lol), Boy George...reminds me of Paul Gallagher, the 3rd Gallagher brother...he used to dress as a woman...see, it's something in the family...

Frankie goes to Hollywood (our club in Milan :), Relax

Raf, Self control

this was one of the defining songs of the '80s, by the Italian good artist Raf, it was his beginning, singing in English

Kim Carnes, Bette Davis eyes

she was one of my insipirations when I used to sing (and Kelly Jones) for my rough voice-whisky effect :)

I should try Noel's-Farinelli falsetto, but no girl castrated me. Not yet. Someone did with Noel, it's clear in his blog, problems with women, inferiority complexes, hair, etc.

A-Ha, Take on me

Spandau Ballet, True - there's also a cover by Noel around: "False".

I'll fly for you - the high flying birds for you... I thought it was the "gay pride"...the woman is one of those cases to hide homosexuality, it was still a shame. In Italian "bird" is not girl but the opposite: it means penis... The High Flying Penis.

Ph.D., I won't let you down

Pet Shop Boys, West End girls

(the puppet is from Profondo rosso :)

Phil Collins, Another day in paradise

Noel hates him

Antonella Ruggiero-Matia Bazar, Vacanze romane

this is Noel Gallaga singing in falsetto

The Smith, The boy with the thorn in his side
Oscillate wildly

"The fucking Smiths, you faggot. What's wrong with you?"

(Noel)

The lead singer was not to his liking. I guess Morrisey's irriverent and humorous songwriting was a bit too gay or student for him. (Of course) years later Noel would cite The Smiths as one of his first musical influences." (Tony)

Noel (early '90s): "L'altro giorno era il mio compleanno. Esco e incontro Morrisey degli Smiths per la strada. Penso: ne ho dette tante su di lui che ora mi concia per le feste. E' alto più di un metro e ottanta ed è molto robusto mentre io sono pelle e ossa e per di più tossicomane (mwahahaha), pensavo proprio che fosse pronto a suonarmele. Ci incrociamo, ci scambiamo qualche frase del tipo: come va? tutto bene?, ci fermiamo e cominciamo a parlare. E' andato tutto liscio finchè lui non ha notato la mia borsa piena di roba da bere: fai una festa? Sì, è il mio compleanno, gli ho risposto, e fra me e me pensavo: oddio, mi viene la tentazione di invitarlo alla festa. E pensavo anche: non farlo, non farlo. Ma intanto sentivo che le parole mi uscivano dalla bocca da sole: "perchè non vieni anche tu?" E lui: "d'accordo, a che ora dovrei essere lì?" Così sono arrivato a casa pensando che sarebbe stato meglio mandare tutto a monte. Poco dopo mi arriva questo messaggio di Morrisey che dice: "mi dispiace, non ce la faccio a venire ma se una volta avete voglia di andare a rubare nei negozi fatemi una telefonata". Simpatico. Sarcastico, un po' stronzo ma in gamba".

The Communards, Don't leave me this way

"what a fucking faggot".

(Noel)

=in Milan dialect: che brüt culatùn ahaha

Survivor, Eye of the tiger - film Rocky IV, Sylvester Stallone-Rocky Balboa, "The Italian stallion". Ivan Drago: "Io ti scpiezzo in due".

Noel is a big fan of boxing, also for his friend Ricky Hatton (Manchester City big fan), and as my grandfather, the legendary Guido Zanella

(Noel's still talking about it on his blog)

Bananarama, Venus (one for when you're shaving your legs or other things, lol - THE Thing)

Dead or Alive, You spin me round (like a record) oh my God - Noel, forgive him / her

Elton John, Nikita - when Elton John (always insulting Noel and Oasis) still liked women (maybe), before the operation (lol). Just as many other cases, it was to hide his homosexuality

DeBarge, Rhythm of the night (in case you were missing some falsetto)

The Korgis, Everybody's got to learn sometime (God Noel too)

Michael Sembello, Maniac (Flashdance) here's again Noel the ballerina, as in the previous post

Soft Cell, Tainted love (did I mention fags today? lol)

Michael Jackson, Human nature - this was my favourite song when I was a child, I could listen to it for hours. If when I was a child I wasn't a fan of Jackson, I wouldn't have discovered Paul McCartney (duets with him) and then Oasis, so he was fundamental.

One of Paul's best friends, did have the rights for the Beatles songs (Noel Gallagher DIDN'T, even if he thinks he did), that's probably why he hates Michael (as Noel is jealous as fuck), we met Paul in 2001 for our literature prizes.
Noel is even jealous of hair, as I alredy wrote, and when there's something he can't have / can't be, he talks talks talks saying things about other people making them as if they were about him.

Nikka Costa, On my own (the man is her father) - this is even the first memory of my life. I was totally in love :). She was much "older" than me, but I was in love anyway. Just like Patsy Kensit ghghghgh She was born in Tokyo, discovered by the talent scout Tony Renis from Milan. Oh Jesus terrible nostalgia!

again, if you can help me someday to remember: there are 2 other videos, I'm sure they were from the '80s: in one (maybe they were English) there was something about an American flag and the army, and the other was in the garden of a villa, with keyboards, they were very popular songs but I forgot the names. The band/bands weren't famous, just "one hit and forgotten". But I think when we find out, we can say: oh that was easy :)

and now - special mention

Eighth Wonder, I'm not scared
(she's no scaredy cat as Noel - I'll take those 8 dogs away from her :)

Stay with me

Cross my heart

(may lightning strike Noel if he's telling a lie)
with Eros Ramazzotti, La luce buona delle stelle (3:05 she sings in Italian)
David Bowie, Absolute beginners, film with Patsy Kensit and Italian scooters

excuse me for the hearts: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (8)

again and again: love has no age. She's the woman buying me.

her son works @ a Pretty Green store...but no more blue cashmere pullovers, Liam promised me his ex wife (no problem that she's 2nd hand - oops, 3rd hand - oops, 4th hand - etc.). She had 4 husbands. In the future maybe 8 husbands (Liz Taylor?). They were all British men, she never tried an Italian. Patsy in Italy sounds good :D
Probably I've got to write A LOT of scripts for Liam... you know, those for his interviews... that's why they're full of mistakes ahaha, I'm speaking Britalian :)
This was my childhood shock (especially her dress going down @ Italian Sanremo festival 1987 when she was 19: Will you remember (Wil)Liam :) - from 1:15 her dress falls (same leopard dress from Liam), flashing a nipple. The shock of the flashing, lol (of the lightning - Oasis). A scandal for those times, especially in Italy. I do remember. They talked about this for days, weeks, months, years. I'm still talking about it, it's history :)
yes single Patsy, even though hearing your voice now you've clearly become a man - nowadays it can happen (LOL)

I've known a similar English girl recently but she seems to have too many problems with alcohol. Completely mad, not even our psychiatric hospital would accept her.

Foreigner, I want to know what love is Pretty Green's mother Patsy Kensit after 4 British husbands wants to know what love is - foreigner (lol)

Diana Ross, Upside Down - title of Oasis' Creation Records film :). Some years ago the owner of Liam's favourite restaurant, that one by Como lake near Milan, gave to Liam some rarity stuff by Diana Ross as gift... now I don't accept any more Pretty Green cashmere pullovers from Liam. Only ex wives.

I could add many more (songs, not wives).

It's amazing to read on general tabloids the comments about Oasis from people who are not Oasis fans. Noel fans already don't know anything, can you imagine the people who are not even Oasis fans...
"Liam walked away from Oasis" (!!!) -> hundreds of people "liking" the comment.
It's always Liam's fault.

There's one of those ignorant websites supporting Noel (websites from "zones where they drink a lot"), full of mistakes in their own language and publishing wrong news, so influencing the poor readers, that had a poll with "Noel vs Liam": some months ago it was something like Noel 85%, Liam 15% ...just a few time and now it's already Noel 59%, Liam 41%. I knew... just because it was a new album. With time they're getting tired of it.