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The Curious History of the Lost Cat Constellation, "Felis"

2017-07-17T08:05:00.001-07:00

The lost domestic cat constellation: Did you know there was a constellation named and catalogued in honor of the domestic house cat? It's true, and for decades this kitty constellation graced our skies.

Click here to learn more from wise leader Chairman Meow about Felis the Cat!

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2016-01-15T09:52:00.002-08:00

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Chairman Meow Blog Moving

2010-06-15T07:39:00.000-07:00

The glorious words of Chairman Meow will now be available at LongLiveThekitty.com

Benevolent Leader Meow believe that this will be easier for many loyal followers to find, and less typing mean that readers have more time to spend with their kitties.

Please continue to follow infinite wisdom of Chairman Meow

*If this move saddens you, perhaps you should order some pears using a coupon code for Harry and David to cheer yourself up!

Vengeful Kitty Sneeks into White House Dinner

2010-05-27T08:54:00.000-07:00

AP: A photo leaked recently from a recent State Dinner shows how a cat may have gotten past White House security. While inside the cat reportedly used several priceless 18th Century French chairs as scratching posts before peeing in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Although details are still fuzzy, it is believed that this "attack" was not political in nature, but payback for an errant snowball throw by Obama last February. (see below)

In an attempt to stem any potential fallout from cat-owning voters, Obama quickly held a press conference assuring the public that he still obeys the kitty...

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Chairman Meow Considers Anti-Capitalism T-Shirt

2010-05-24T13:22:00.000-07:00

After leaving civilization for several hours on a catnip-induced vision quest, Chairman Meow is considering denouncing capitalism with a profitable new t-shirt design.

The t-shirt design would say something to the effect of, Down with Capitalism™ (in gold sequins) and would be available for only $19.99 + shipping. The t-shirts would be made in China, and sold exclusively at WalMart.com. (and possibly on QVC)

Each t-shirt sold would also come with coupon for free McRib sandwich, and with each t-shirt purchased, customers would have a chance to win a new Apple iPad.

The proceeds of the anti-capitalism t-shirt will fund Chairman Meow's plan to build a spacious new addition to his fur-lined Cat Cave.

*Sources claim that the sight of a limo-driven Carlos Santana wearing an expensive & stylish Che Guevara t-shirt on the red carpet of the Academy Awards in L.A. may have inspired Chairman Meow's idea for the ~~hypocritical~~ profitable anti-capitalism t-shirt.

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Chairman Meow in Chinatown

2010-05-11T11:16:00.000-07:00

Chairman Meow in China Town - A supporter of Chairman Meow recently placed a propaganda sticker prominently on this phone booth in China Town, San Francisco. This strategic positioning of propaganda specifically targets all 7 Chinese people between the ages of 18 and 50 in San Francisco who do not yet have a cell phone, and still rely on frequent visits to the phone booth to make calls.

Chairman Meow wishes to personally thank Steve for his feline patriotism, and wishes to remind others that they may get similar Chairman Meow stickers at little or no cost.

Chairman Meow on Facebook

2010-05-07T11:51:00.000-07:00

Chairman Meow Gives you opportunity to like His Excellency on Facebook, and spread word of Kitty Revolution to friends and family. Those who are not fan of Benevolent Leader Meow will be added to terrorist watch list of American hero and former president Dick Cheney.

3:05pm - Chairman Meow just preview this post, and he very unhappy with how "Facebook Like Box" look at top of post. Not look like supposed to, and make look like Chairman Meow have no friends, when he really have so many friend that when he walk down street children greet him with candy and flowers.

Because of anger, Benevolent Leader Meow threaten to expose corruption in American Banking system and reveal Fat Cats and unethical practices at Goldman Sachs.
Chairman Meow Facebook

Hot Dogs and Militant Cats

2010-03-31T07:46:00.000-07:00

Grilla Ray's Hotdog Oasis - To honor Chairman Meow and the Kitty Revolution, Grilla Ray's in Tulsa Oklahoma is offering a free bag of chips when you say "Obey the Kitty!"

This generous offer will surely win over the hearts and minds of the people of this strategically important city that was referred to as "The Oil Capital of the World" for much of the 20th century. Eventual control of the Tulsa oil reserves will fuel the feline war machine, and pave the way for kitty world domination.

The large scale kitty-propaganda campaign in Tulsa will also include subliminal messages of support for Chairman Meow, hidden in the city's popular Western Swing music.

More about Ray's: www.GrillaRays.com

Chairman Meow's presence looms over the city of Tulsa (above)

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Chairman Meow in Argentina

2010-03-25T08:40:00.000-07:00

Chairman Meow observes a glacier in Patagonia (the Southern tip of Argentina), noting that it's progress is slower than American Healthcare reform. Unfortunately, in a relative way these glaciers are moving quickly; having retreated over 1 km since the early 1990s, making them among the fastest retreating glaciers in the world.

Benevolent Leader Meow notes, however, that Global Warming / Climate change is expected to greatly increase the world's feline population. Not only does warmer weather make outdoor living more suitable to cats, but the warmer weather sends female cats into heat earlier and more often. "The brain receives instructions to produce a hormone that basically initiates the heat cycle in a cat," said Ms Peterson, "and those instructions are affected by the length of day and usually the rising temperatures of spring." (source: global warming could lead to more kittens: christian science monitor)

If you still don't believe in climate change, at least consider the concept the next time you see a swarm of feral cats being blown through the air by a late-season super hurricane.

*Related: Does cat poop make people crazy?

Fat Cat Closes Checkpoint at Newark Airport

2010-02-25T06:44:00.000-08:00

Fat Cat Causes Drama at Newark Airport
NEWARK, NJ - "Too Big to Fail" - A 25 pound cat reportedly freaked out while going through airport security during rush hour on Tuesday, jumping from it's carrier, and then squeezing under a large bomb detection machine where it became lodged in the 4 inch tall space.

The checkpoint soon was closed down, causing havoc at the airport, where people had to be diverted to other checkpoints. The cat eluded security officers who tried in vain to use a snare to capture the large animal.

After 20 minutes, Emergency Services were called in, and a hydraulic spreader had to be used to lift the one-ton bomb detection machine, so that the portly cat could be accessed.

Although the cat's owners missed their flight, they were reportedly "ecstatic" that the large cat had not been harmed. Authorities described the cat as, "tired and relaxed" after all of the drama.

In related news, President Obama has reportedly had trouble confronting fat cats on Wall Street, who continue to endanger our economy. Perhaps a hydraulic lift and snare would work?
(File photo of former bailout recipient AIG's CEO Martin J. Sullivan, who accepted a $47M severance package today, after the company reported its biggest losses in 89 years)

Human Wins Best In Show...

2010-02-12T09:53:00.000-08:00

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Karaoke Killings in Philippines Condemned By Chairman Meow

2010-02-08T07:36:00.000-08:00

2/08/10 - In response to the recent increase in the number of killings in Philippine karaoke bars, Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow has a statement condemning the (usually) senseless killings. The following has been translated from Wise Leader Meow:

Full article: http://longlivethekitty.com/karaoke-killings-philippines-murder-my-way/

Heroic Cat Saves Pregnant Woman and Kids

2010-01-19T17:16:00.000-08:00

Chicago Sun TImes: A woman pregnant with twins and a man sleeping on a couch with her were awakened by their pet cat when smoke started filling the room during a fire early Monday in their new home... read article

Note: After reading this article, it is interesting to note that the cat had the entire bed to itself while the pregnant woman and man were relegated to sleeping on the couch. It is also to note how useless the man and dog were during the emergency.

Chairman Meow on Wiener Mobile

2009-11-17T11:33:00.000-08:00

While in Santa Fe New Mexico, the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile became a canvas for Chairman Meow propaganda. After stopping briefly downtown for lunch, the driver reportedly forgot where he parked the vehicle, asking several locals, "have you seen my wiener?"

After being detained briefly by police for questioning, he soon found his vehicle, and drove away, promoting tasty hot dogs and the Feline Revolution.

Thanks, Kandace!

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Thatcher (the cat) Has Died

2009-11-16T13:47:00.000-08:00

TORONTO - A text message about a pet's death sparked a rumor that ex-British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher had died - and set off a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada.

Canadian Transport Minister John Baird sent a message to phone buddies that read, "Thatcher has died" - a reference to his 16-year-old tabby cat.

But the message was misconstrued, and Prime Minister Stephen Harper was soon told the Iron Lady was dead... google news story

Source: http://longlivethekitty.com

Choosing the Right Shelter Cat

2009-11-14T13:40:00.000-08:00

Some people feel lonely around the holidays, but for shelter cats, that feeling can persist long after you’ve put away the decorations. “A shelter environment is very stressful for cats, no matter how nice we make it,” says Jenn Smith, cat co-chair at Danbury Animal Welfare Society (DAWS), “It is especially hard on those who have lived in a home and lost the security of both their owners and their physical home,” adds Smith.

The winter holidays lead to a surge of gifted animals that are later taken to shelters by unprepared owners. You can help counter this trend by bringing home a new feline friend for you and your current kitty... Read article

Chairman Meow Sticker Project

2009-09-29T10:25:00.000-07:00

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This Map plots the location of Chairman Meow stickers as they surface around the world.

The stickers are 3 for $3 (free shipping), and when you place them in a legal public location (photo optional) we'll add it to the map. The Chairman Meow Sticker Project raises money for animal rescue, donating $1 for every new location photo added to the map.

For particularly good photos showing the spread of Chairman Meow's benevolent influence, Great Leader will also share his spiritual learnings with those eager to gain knowledge of the revolution.

10/05/09 - New stickers are Now Available!

*Send sticker photos or sticker locations to: obeythekitty@gmail.com!

* New: Be Friend of Chairman Meow on MySpace!

Chairman Meow in Paris

2009-09-25T09:01:00.000-07:00

Chairman Meow finally has a (temporary) place by the Eiffel tower; the world's most visited paid monument in the world.

Built as the entrance arch for the 1889 World's Fair, the tower was the world's tallest until 1930 when the Chrysler building was completed. It consists of over 18,000 pieces of iron joined together by approximately 2.5 million rivets.

We hope that Chairman Meow's presence on the tower will inspire some of the millions of tourists who visit each year, encouraging them to adopt the radical ideology of the Feline Revolution. - thanks, Ross!

Chairman Meow has a Squidoo page!

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Film History Lesson from Chairman Meow

2009-08-28T06:50:00.001-07:00

The Godfather: The cat held in the opening scene of the Godfather was actually a stray that Marlon Brando found on the Paramount movie lot during filming. He added the cat himself...

more: https://longlivethekitty.com/marlon-brando-cat-godfather/

A stunning tribute to Chairman Meow

2009-07-30T12:39:00.000-07:00

Cat owners were brought to tears of kitty-patriotism today, at an unveiling of a Chairman Meow portrait by artist Dan Lacey. Many people were overcome with emotion.

Witnesses describe several people collapsing, and others holding their cats in the air while speaking in tongues at the mere sight of this stunning portrait; leader of the Feline Revolution. "The pancake on Benevolent Leader Meow's head represents a vision of the future when cats rule the world!" cried one woman who was shaking with excitement.

It is not known what the political implications of this public response will be, or the painting was the inspiration for Sarah Palin's recent decision to step down form office to pursue a "higher calling." For a limited time, this insprational painting is available as a magnet to all cat servants.

Workers rally for Chairman Meow

2009-07-29T10:39:00.000-07:00

Detroit, MI: United Auto Workers (UAW) members take a break from the assembly line, and rally for Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow.

Study Proves that Cats Control Humans

2009-07-14T06:39:00.000-07:00

If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat, a new study points to the obvious. It's your cat.

Household cats exercise this control with a certain type of urgent-sounding, high-pitched meow, according to the findings.

This meow is actually a purr mixed with a high-pitched cry. While people usually think of cat purring as a sign of happiness, some cats make this purr-cry sound when they want to be fed.

The study showed that humans find these mixed calls annoying and difficult to ignore... read the full article

Toxoplasmosis: how your cat's poop makes you crazy

More Man Openly Loving Their Cats

2009-07-02T07:50:00.000-07:00

More Proof that the Feline Revolution is Spreading. Next, of course, will be another cat in the Whitehouse, like the days of Bill Clinton, and many other American presidents who owned cats.

NY Times: Indeed, it seems that man’s best friend is no longer a golden retriever, but a cuddly cat named Fluffy.

Although there are no hard (or soft) statistics (it is rare to find an owner, man or woman, walking a cat in public), it seems that single, heterosexual male cat owners are on the rise.

This line of thinking does not surprise cat lovers, many of whom believe that only pillars of virility and masculinity would dare to own one. They are quick to point out other well-known macho cat owners: Ernest Hemingway, Mark Twain, Victor Hugo and Marlon Brando, who reportedly found a stray cat on the set of “The Godfather” and incorporated it into a scene.

Read the NY Times Article

Chairman Meow in New Zealand

2009-06-22T13:57:00.000-07:00

Chairman Meow on Daphne's car in Aro Valley, in Wellington, New Zealand

Also from Daphne, came a photo of her "GIRT-E" who reportedly helps her out with the gardening. (GIRT-E stands for “Gardening Interactive Robotic Tasking Entity)

After reviewing the photo, it is clear that an army of GIRT-E's would be a valuable asset to Chairman Meow, and to the Glorious Kitty Revolution. It is not clear what GIRT-E specifically does, but I imagine that merely seeing several hundred militant, yet feminine, robots like GIRT-E rolling down the street would be enough to inspire "shock & awe."

The GIRT-E robots would be greeted as liberators in the streets of America... Benevolent leader Chairman Meow would then, of course, have to consider a post-occupation plan, but all in due time... OT: obeythepurebreed on Perezhilton.com

Susan Boyle Misses Concert Due to Missing Cat

2009-06-22T10:37:00.000-07:00

AP: According to the Daily Mirror, Susan Boyle did not appear in another "Britain’s Got Talent" concert last night after a hysterical screaming fit over her MIA kitty, Pebbles. (See below for one artist's vision of Susan Boyle singing a duet with her cat!)

Susan reportedly stood on the balcony of her eighth-floor hotel room overlooking the hotel atrium and repeatedly bawled: “Where’s my cat?” She was then quickly whisked out of the Liverpool hotel via a fire escape. One witness said: “She kept shouting, ‘I want my cat! ... Read more from LA Times

painting by Dan Lacey - Inspired by God?