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The Raid: Watch These Claymation Cats Go On a Shooting Rampage

2012-05-31T13:44:07Z

Based on the action film "The Raid" these claymation cats are gunning each other down in this badass gorefest of ultra-clay-violence.

The $666 Pentagram Branded Cheeseburger is Satan Approved

2012-05-30T23:46:42Z

SATAN 666 BURGER IS THE BURGER THAT SWALLOWS YOUR SOUL

Want to have the most badass awesome burger the depths of hell could conjure? Me too buddy, me too. Only thing is you have to sell off a kidney (or two) to get it. This beast of a burger costs $666 of your hard-earned demon dollars and might taste like the demon it came from. These burgers are being sold out of a black pentagram truck in random spots around NYC and they appropriately dubbed it "the douche burger". Why?

The hellish meal "consists of a fucking burger filled and topped with rich people shit. Kobe beef patty (wrapped in gold leaf), foie gras, caviar, lobster, truffles, imported aged gruyere cheese (melted with champagne steam) kopi luwak bbq sauce and Himalayan rock salt. It may not taste good, but it will make you feel rich as fuck. Douche."

Sounds like something I am more than willing to sell my first born child to Lucifer for... think the ketchup is free?

[ 666 burger ] via [ laughingsquid ]

The Art of Trolling a Spider with Paper and Pen

2012-05-30T15:53:34Z

It is a little known fact that little spiders hate pen ink. They hate it so much that they will go right to the bitter END until they are left with only one thing left to do... fuck it and run.

Triceratopless Dinosaur Riding Cosplay is Full of Weird and Sexy Win

2012-05-30T15:47:09Z

Grab a spear, remove all your clothes and jump onto the closest Triceratops you can find.

Spotted at [ lazorz ]

Soccer Goal Celebrations Made Awesome with Special FX

2012-05-30T02:02:54Z

From backflip kick Clone Trooper decapitations to drop punching a T-Rex, these soccer goal celebrations have been made geek awesome with some help of FX.

Amazing Super Mario Bros Aquarium Setup Displays Level 1-1 in LEGO

2012-05-29T22:59:48Z

This might be the best place to live if you are a fish, ever. This beauty of a tank setup was created by Cedrick Bearss with the use of LEGO technology. Read on and you can watch a cool video of the tank in action being all bubbly and fishy.

Impressive Iron Man War Machine 1:6 Scale Statue Made From Paper

2012-05-29T17:05:39Z

Yep, what you see here is War Machine and it is really made from paper. This meticulous contruction also contains a LED in the chest and distributes the light to the eyes and palms using fiber optics. It was built by a man named Charles who knows how to put the war directly into the papercraft machine.

[ source ]

Goatse Coffee Mug: Your Morning Coffee Just Got Stretched Open

2012-05-29T12:19:53Z

How do you like your coffee? Hot and sweet? Extra cream? Black? Either way, these goatse mugs are guaranteed to get you up and moving with your morning brew of choice. Each mug is hand-crafted by Patton Pottery and you can snag one [ here ] for 40 gaping bucks.

[ source ] via [ ihstwoti ]

Behold Silent Destruction: A Compound Bow 12 Gauge Shotgun Hybrid

2012-05-29T03:52:18Z

When lurking in the woods (or anywhere) for "the kill of a lifetime", you need to be stealthy and effective. So to get the job done, you want to combine a compound bow a 12 gauge shotgun, a decent amount of bourbon and a whole lot of courage.

These guys have you covered. So whatcha think? Real? Fake? Awesome? Shotty Shotty bow and arrow buck shot potty? Horrible rhymes? You decide.

Custom Crafted Cthulhu Barbie Calls You to Plastic Doll Hell

2012-05-29T03:15:11Z

From the deep, Cthulhu Barbie reaches out of the waters, grabs you by the nuts and/or disproportionately sized breasts and destroys the hell out of you.

[ source ]

Get 'Em While It's HOT: Obvious Winner T-Shirts on SALE

2012-05-28T14:09:39Z

\m/ IT'S SUMMER TIME!!! \m/

That means outside drinking, afternoon naps, girls in bikinis, video game marathons in the AC and as many cheeseburgers you can grill. Still, there is one thing missing... an Obvious Winner skull and guns on your chest making you look tough as nails and as sexy as a rancor monster in heat. With this kickass t-shirt, your life will be complete.

So if you have $15 bucks in your pocket and you are itchin' to get yourself some new summer garb...

[ BUY ONE HERE ]

TETRIS: The Movie Trailer That is About to Destroy Earth

2012-05-25T14:14:06Z

Following on the heels of Battleship, here comes the overly dramatic action packed alien invastion of TETRIS!

"Official Tetris Teaser Trailer. The invasion is beginning. It is inevitable. You created them, you can destroy them! I did not create Tetris, I was but the messenger. Tell me how to stop them. This is an extinction level event. No, don't go! Let her go!"

Awesome Glowing UV Chevy Volt Painting Made with RC Cars

2012-05-25T03:08:42Z

Yes, what you see above was made with the use of radio controlled cars! Not only is this painting style impressively cool, but it looks really great when you are high as shit and have your room filled to the brim with blacklights.

"Popbang:Autodrawing - Radio Controlled Artwork. A film by Ryan Nicol from BME AV documenting the creation of a very unique painting of a Chevrolet Volt by Ian Cook."

[ popbangcolour.com ]

My Little Sizzling Bacon Pony is Cutely Delicious

2012-05-24T21:00:57Z

Take the cuteness of my little pony and make it into BACON PONY.

[ bacon pile ] [ bacon taco ] [ bacon skyrim ] [ bacon shield ]

Aliens 'Prometheus' Bowling Pin Carving Sculpture

2012-05-24T12:49:47Z

Prometheus, are you seeing this? Check out gnarly Aliens/Giger inspired sculpture that is actually made out of a real wooden bowling pin. The artist, Peter Nordstrom aka futantshadow has an affinity for the aliens lore and graciously sent us some detailed pics highlighting all the hand-carved awesomeness.

Aliens are coming, do yourself a favor and read on to see more.