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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FHHB57NncxRlOyHUgIhxEjp-xAQ/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FHHB57NncxRlOyHUgIhxEjp-xAQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~4/DAWdI_cDNnk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/2008/09/fail-da-semana_28.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkIBR389eCp7ImA9WxRRFU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8041915989214031173.post-6074288736637732208</id><published>2008-09-27T17:55:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-27T17:55:56.160+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-27T17:55:56.160+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Videos" /><title>Powered by YouTube!</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/feeds/6074288736637732208/comments/default" title="Enviar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8041915989214031173&amp;postID=6074288736637732208" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/6074288736637732208?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/6074288736637732208?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~3/2-UJrJO38ss/powered-by-youtube_27.html" title="Powered by YouTube!" /><author><name>Pimp44</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09250241203787773812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SAtAiKMdKiI/AAAAAAAAADI/yK9RJj6Shzc/S220/eu+na+praia.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">Depois de uma pequena pausa, devida ao tão esperado (ou não) regresso às aulas, estou de volta para mais uma colecção de posts completamente inúteis!Mas mesmo com a minha ausência, anda pessoal a visitar o meu blog que deve andar muito perdido.. Brasil, EUA, Suíça, Angola, entre outros.. De qualquer forma, Bem Vindos!!Já que estamos numa de parvoíces, deixo 3 vídeos que vos vão tirar o apetite de
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1gDfo-_qjoX18RyRy__g5-W0g2Y/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1gDfo-_qjoX18RyRy__g5-W0g2Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~4/P7ypFmgp1RA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/2008/09/algo-potencialmente-cmicoantigo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0MARngyfyp7ImA9WxRTFUo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8041915989214031173.post-6039820608963087108</id><published>2008-09-02T03:55:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-05T01:44:07.697+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-05T01:44:07.697+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Soltos" /><title>Cara lavadinha ^^,</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/feeds/6039820608963087108/comments/default" title="Enviar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8041915989214031173&amp;postID=6039820608963087108" title="1 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/6039820608963087108?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/6039820608963087108?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~3/NN8h_BmnVkI/cara-lavadinha.html" title="Cara lavadinha ^^," /><author><name>Pimp44</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09250241203787773812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SAtAiKMdKiI/AAAAAAAAADI/yK9RJj6Shzc/S220/eu+na+praia.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SLyr9QNzpwI/AAAAAAAAALs/5UF0sKrMjv0/s72-c/em_construcao.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><content type="html">Como diria o Xubz ou o João Vitor, a minha zona púbica já está a começar a entrar num estado grave devido ao excesso de "coçanço", uma vez que férias é mesmo sinónimo de não fazer absolutamente nada.. E daí há tempo para alterar a aparência do belógue!Isto já estava mesmo a precisar de uma mudança, que é para ver se começa a atrair mais pessoas além daquelas uma ou meia que aqui costumam vir.. E 
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FRtN8eKcdv6DBcMo5WAt_0PXZT4/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FRtN8eKcdv6DBcMo5WAt_0PXZT4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~4/NN8h_BmnVkI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/2008/09/cara-lavadinha.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ak4DSHo7cSp7ImA9WxRTFEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8041915989214031173.post-5214959836055923620</id><published>2008-09-01T14:13:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T01:42:59.409+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-04T01:42:59.409+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Fail" /><title>FAIL da Semana!</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/feeds/5214959836055923620/comments/default" title="Enviar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8041915989214031173&amp;postID=5214959836055923620" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/5214959836055923620?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/5214959836055923620?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~3/_ssXO_T-fU8/fail-da-semana.html" title="FAIL da Semana!" /><author><name>Pimp44</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09250241203787773812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SAtAiKMdKiI/AAAAAAAAADI/yK9RJj6Shzc/S220/eu+na+praia.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SLvqzAUtJ_I/AAAAAAAAAKA/MIhc1xE_v_I/s72-c/fail-owned-island-car-fail.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">O Fail desta semana apenas merece um comentário..Há pessoas mesmo preguiçosas no mundo e que precisam de ir de carro pra todo lado.. MAS ASSIM TANTO???fonte: FAIL Blog
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MLv4LYTmubbGO31XmpB7802cfSQ/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MLv4LYTmubbGO31XmpB7802cfSQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~4/_ssXO_T-fU8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/2008/09/fail-da-semana.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUcBQn47fip7ImA9WxRTE08.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8041915989214031173.post-2160302922008630754</id><published>2008-09-01T02:15:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-02T03:37:33.006+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-02T03:37:33.006+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Videos" /><title>Powered by YouTube!</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/feeds/2160302922008630754/comments/default" title="Enviar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8041915989214031173&amp;postID=2160302922008630754" title="1 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/2160302922008630754?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/2160302922008630754?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~3/CQCzuOBqhPs/powered-by-youtube.html" title="Powered by YouTube!" /><author><name>Pimp44</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09250241203787773812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SAtAiKMdKiI/AAAAAAAAADI/yK9RJj6Shzc/S220/eu+na+praia.jpg" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total><content type="html">Já era tempo de voltar a actualizar o blog, e então lá me decidi.. Apesar de ultimamente ter andado bastante ocupado a fazer aquilo que uma pessoa costuma fazer nas férias, NADA, não tenho tido mesmo paciência de vir praqui escrever baboseiras. Digamos que é sempre mais fácil atira-las da boca pra fora, e a minha irmã, coitada, que as ouça xPHoje que é inicio do mês, e que as aulas se aproximam a
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qJGjueAxnIriGkmXgbk4dTdsO54/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qJGjueAxnIriGkmXgbk4dTdsO54/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~4/CQCzuOBqhPs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/2008/09/powered-by-youtube.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkYCRHw_eip7ImA9WxRTFEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8041915989214031173.post-6940562228536125693</id><published>2008-08-20T15:36:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T01:29:25.242+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-04T01:29:25.242+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Secas" /><title>Piada (not) da semana!</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/feeds/6940562228536125693/comments/default" title="Enviar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8041915989214031173&amp;postID=6940562228536125693" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/6940562228536125693?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/6940562228536125693?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~3/saRy7FDPD0U/piada-not-da-semana_20.html" title="Piada (not) da semana!" /><author><name>Pimp44</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09250241203787773812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SAtAiKMdKiI/AAAAAAAAADI/yK9RJj6Shzc/S220/eu+na+praia.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SBvKBIEsvkI/AAAAAAAAAFg/Hq2RqdCwkC8/s72-c/smile.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">P: Para que serve um trampolim no polo norte?R: Para o urso polar!
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/whtITjJ7V5CAOYZzrXi9Uw9tUTM/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/whtITjJ7V5CAOYZzrXi9Uw9tUTM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~4/z8GSTcqenv0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><feedburner:origLink>http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/2008/08/fail-da-semana_19.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUcHRHc4fyp7ImA9WxRTE08.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8041915989214031173.post-5742646638424841673</id><published>2008-08-14T00:14:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-02T03:37:15.937+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-02T03:37:15.937+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Videos" /><title>Powered by YouTube!</title><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://ocanivetesuico.blogspot.com/feeds/5742646638424841673/comments/default" title="Enviar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8041915989214031173&amp;postID=5742646638424841673" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/5742646638424841673?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8041915989214031173/posts/default/5742646638424841673?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ocanivetesuico/~3/fQQAsmuyaaY/powered-by-youtube_14.html" title="Powered by YouTube!" /><author><name>Pimp44</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09250241203787773812</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_QmtJFWYDbj0/SAtAiKMdKiI/AAAAAAAAADI/yK9RJj6Shzc/S220/eu+na+praia.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><content type="html">Já faltava aqui uma boa dose de gargalhadas, visto que com o que eu escrevo aqui nem um leve esboço de sorriso deve aparecer nas vossas caras.. LOOL..Enfim, aqui fica mais um dos meus vídeos puferidos do YouTube para que se possam rir do mal que acontece aos outros xP
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