This device also comes in really handy when you try to park in your garage in the dark or when you’re completely bombed.

Product Description

• Prevents dents and scratches caused by hitting garage walls or other objects.
• Portable base with a flexible rod
• Red light on top that flashes when contact is made with car bumper.
• Perfect for hard to judge oversized SUVs and utility trucks.
• Batteries included.
• Size: 12 x 12 x 51″.

The most important aspect of the Iron Gym is the fact you don’t have to go out to a gym. Come to think of it, if you get groceries delivered too, you may never have to set foot outside your house ever again.

Product Highlights

• Turns any doorway into a personal gym; installs in seconds
• Ideal for pull-ups, push-ups, chin-ups, dips, crunches, and more
• Three grip positions, narrow, wide, and neutral
• Uses leverage to hold against the doorway so there are no screws and no damage to door

Here is an alternative product that is equally good…

Our favorite soup as of late is Vietnamese Phở.

Pho is Vietnamese noodle soup with a strong meaty broth that’s perfect the day after a hard night of partying.

Vietnamese people pronounce it “Fuh” … but we blatantly disregard their version. We proudly pronounce it “Foe“. Fo-show!

Because we’re not Vietnamese, AND we don’t cook well, AND we’re very impatient, AND we know that Pho is impossible for the layperson to prepare … we have developed what we think is the NEXT BEST THING to Pho. We call it Fake Pho, Faux Pho or simply, “Pho” (the quotes are imperative here).

This ridiculously cheap Pho immitation recipe, some may call it “the poor man’s pho”, is easy to cook and tastes great. It won’t impress your Vietnamese friends, but it will make them feel sorry for you! And making them feel sorry for you is half the battle.

Our New Year’s Eve ‘Pho’ Experience:

After driving home drunk from a New Year’s Eve party not too long ago in SF, we knew we would be so hungover that we wouldn’t be able to wake up to get Pho from our favorite Pho restaurant. So we made the next best thing - ‘Fake Pho’. We even decided to do shots of beer and Pedialyte while eating. See a photo of this early-morning dining experience here.

Ingredients to Make “Pho” (1-serving): 1 package of BEEF Flavor Top Ramen 1 can of Vienna Sausage Directions to Cook “Pho”: Boil a pot of water Add vienna sausages to boiling water Add Top Ramen noodles Let boil for 3 minutes, stirring occassionally Strain most of the water out; leave enough water for some broth Add Top Ramen flavored powder and stir (Add additional water if necessary)

Imagine for a second if your husband was Bert from Sesame Street for instance. Try talking politics with him with that ridiculous unibrow plastered above his eyes. Even if his ideas on healthcare reform are applicable, you won’t be able to concentrate on what he’s saying.

If your husband does resembles Bert, consider getting him the Philips Norelco NT9110 Precision Nose and Ear Trimmer. You’ll be able to hold a serious conversation with him for the first time in your pitiful excuse for a marriage.

Product Description

The Philips Norelco NT9110 Precision Nose and Ear Trimmer uses revolutionary patented precision trimming technology that guarantees no pulling, as well as effortless nose and ear hair trimming. It can also be used on eyebrows.

The NT9110’s Tube Shave technology makes nose and ear hair trimming safe, fast, and easy. The ultra sharp, closed cutting system avoids pulling for a more comfortable trimming experience. The guarded system also protects against nicks and cuts. This unique and patented tube technology integrates a miniature trimming head for increased visibility, maneuverability and precision.

In addition to its unique technology, the NT9110 is compact and ergonomically designed. It’s easily operated with a twist on/off indication. The handle’s grip features soft-touch material with a pattern on the back for comfortable control. The trimming head is bent backward for easy reach and maximum control.

The shaver is battery operated and comes with a single “AA” battery.

Tube Shave Technology

Tube Shave is a next-generation shaving technology that delivers fast, one stroke efficiency for significantly better hair catching than foil shaving. You also get significantly closer results than current precision trimmers. Tube Shave technology shaves at skin level. The shaver can be applied to every angle of the skin without losing shaving effectiveness.

Other Great Features

The NT9110 is water-resistant for easy clean-up directly under the faucet. It can also be used in or out of the shower. The shaver comes with two eyebrow trimming and shaping attachment combs to trim and style the eyebrows. A protective cap keeps the NT9110’s trimming head clean while not in use. Every Philips Norelco shaver has a 60-day money-back guarantee and a full two-year warranty.

Product Features

• Patented Tube Shave technology guarantees no pulling and prevents nicks and cuts
• Angled head for better reach and control
• Water-resistant for easy clean-up
• Two eyebrow trimming combs included
• Protective cap, “AA” battery included

Now in a refreshing spring scent.

When you put Just’ a Drop in your toilet bowl, it creates a deodorizing layer on the water surface that neutralizes odors instantly. Just A Drop Toilet Odor Neutralizer, Last 90+ Days. Just a Drop before Spray no More. Non Toxic. Biodegradable. Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Popeye Forearms

Remember to exercise in moderation and complement it with a proper diet in protein. Popeye was probably way too much into forearms (or the sailor’s diet) and got a little carried away. If you find your arms looking a little too much like Popeye’s, scattering a few sets of the silverware workout into your routine can keep your biceps healthy.

By the way, if you don’t believe Popeye forearms are achievable, check out this German arm-wrestler named Matthias Schlitte. He intentionally keeps only one arm big so that he can compete in a lower weight-class.

10 Different CoC Gripper Settings

These Captains of Crush grippers are available in 10 different settings. First start off with the “Trainer” setting, then move on to a No. 1 and No. 2. In no time you should be able to close a No. 3.

Captains of Crush Grippers

• The gold standard for building and testing grip strength
• From IronMind, for 20 years the world leader in grip strength and hand health
• Premium materials and precision manufacturing–precise, durable, and competition-grade
• Available in ten different strengths–giving you a perfect fit
• Designed and manufactured in the USA

Product Description

Known around the world as the gold standard for building and testing hand strength, Captains of Crush Grippers are the single most important grip strength tool you can choose–ready to produce the quickest gains in grip strength and hand health. Available in ten strengths, there is a model perfect for everyone from rehab patients to World’s Strongest Man competitors. These are the grippers that changed the world–never before had anyone taken grippers so seriously and pushed their development so far. Along the way, many of the biggest names in the strength world have shaken hands with and embraced CoC Grippers. Anything else is just a gripper. If increasing your grip strength is your goal, the ideal situation is to have three different grippers: one for your warm-ups, one for your work sets, and one that is your challenge gripper.

Enjoy healthy, home-cooked meals even with a busy schedule thanks to this easy-to-use programmable 6-quart slow cooker.

Simply add ingredients to the unit’s oval-shaped stoneware pot, insert the pot into the electric base, and select one of three automatic-cooking options - program, manual, or probe - using the flat-panel push-button control panel with digital display. (more…)

Bananagrams is a fast and fun, award-winning word game that requires no pencil, paper or board. All you need is a table.

One hand can be played in as little as five minutes. It is a great for family fun as well as being educational. Bananagrams portability makes it perfect for travel. Just grab the pouch and go!

This popular game’s name came from the belief that this game can sometimes “drive you bananas!”

• Banana pouch hides a word game with huge appeal
• Features 144 letter tiles
• For 2 or more players
• Great for travel
• Recommended for 7-years and up

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Our favorite bars for the past 18 months have been the Carb Conscious bars from Supreme Protein. They’re absolutely delicious! My favorite flavor is Peanut Butter Crunch because it tastes better than most name-brand candy bars AND it packs 30 grams of quality protein. The other flavors are really good too, so make sure you go out and stock-up on some boxes now!

It’s also a plus that one of our favorite MMA fighters, Frank “The Answer Edgar”, promotes the same protein bars.

Fighting requires long, intense hours of training and if you don’t nourish yourself properly your body will shut down. The Supreme Protein® bars give me 30 grams of protein each for optimal recovery, and to fuel muscle growth so I can stay focused on winning. Not to mention they’re addicting and it tastes like you’re eating a candy bar! - Frank ‘The Answer’ Edgar - UFC fighter

Carb Conscious Supreme Protein® Bars

The honors keep coming for the gourmet-quality protein bar that has been dominating this fast-growing category ever since its introduction. Major publications, mega-retailers like GNC, and retail associations across the country have been weighing in so often with “Protein Bar of the Year” and Best-Tasting Bar” Supreme Protein Awards that you have to wonder if anyone out there is even bothering to eat any of those other bars. The sheer regularity with which these awards arrive—now 17 and counting—marks Supreme Protein® as the new leader among its peers.

2009 Protein Bar of the Year —Bodybuilding.com

True Gourmet Flavor Starts with The World’s Finest Ingredients

Supreme Protein® literally stands alone as the world’s only true gourmet protein bar composed of the highest quality protein blend (30 grams, including premium whey isolate. The protein blend in Supreme Protein® is so anabolically active that it is the first bar of its kind that we know of that can be eaten immediately post-workout to trigger anabolism and support muscle repair and growth, while helping athletes stay lean. This superior protein content, in and of itself, sets it far apart, but there’s more. In fact, a lot more.

Supreme Protein® contains healthy fats, including flax-seed oil, an excellent spectrum of vitamins and minerals, and zero trans fat.And then there’s the taste. Look at a Supreme Protein® bar, and you’ll see four distinct layers of flavorful confection that make every bar a treat you’ll look forward to throughout the day. Much like its superiority in the protein quality department, Supreme Protein® is truly light years ahead of the competition in taste and texture.

As far as we’re concerned, all four flavors of the amazingly delicious Supreme Protein® mark the evolution of the protein bar into a full-fledged muscle-supporting agent of the first class. Indeed, if there were any question remaining regarding Supreme Protein’s ascendance to the top of the protein/energy bar heap, customers have put it to rest by making Supreme Protein® one of the fastest-growing brands in retail venues across the country. In the race for the title of “King of Protein Bars,” first place remains firmly in the grasp of Supreme Protein®.

About Whey Protein Isolate

The scientific debate over which form of protein possesses the greatest anabolic power came to an end a few years ago, with one form emerging the clear winner. Compared to whey concentrates, caseins, milk or soy proteins, whey protein isolate (WPI) contains the highest amounts of the valuable microfractions in whey that support increases in lean muscle mass. It has higher concentrations of the essential branched chain amino acids L-isoleucine, L-leucine, and l-valine, and is a rich source of the powerful microfractions alpha-lactalbumin and glycomacropeptides, which are key factors in enhancing bioavailability, boosting immune response and greatly increasing anabolic activity. Whey isolate also has demonstrated a nutrient partitioning effect, driving nutrients away from fat storage and toward accumulation of lean muscle tissue. Finally, high quality whey protein isolate contains no fat, lactose or impurities. Clearly, premium-grade whey protein isolate is your best muscle-building protein value. And no other bar on the market today contains more whey isolate than the amazing Supreme Protein®—a masterpiece of nutrition and flavor in every bite!

From the makers of the number one recommended power toothbrush brand by dental professionals, Philips Sonicare introduces FlexCare, the most advanced power toothbrush ever. Featuring a new innovative technology, FlexCare removes more plaque than Oral B’s Triumph and even Sonicare Elite. The integrated ultraviolet (UV) Sanitizer removes up to 99 percent of bacteria on your toothbrush.

• ProResults brush head provides better plaque removal and a comfort-enhanced brushing experience
• Integrated UV sanitizer safeguards against bacteria
• 2-minute timer helps ensure dental professional recommended brushing time
• Green light level tracks battery charge and yellow light signals when to recharge
• Compact charger lets you enjoy FlexCare while you’re on the go
• Replacement FlexCare brush heads can be found here

Get an extra toothbrush for the road too, or as a spare for when your toothbrush begins to look like these:

About the Sanitizer:

The specially engineered UV sanitizer helps to eliminate bacteria commonly found on your toothbrush. Simply place the brush head in the FlexCare sanitizing unit, and with a single push of a button, your brush will be sanitized. The UV Sanitizer utilizes similar ultraviolet technology used in hospitals to clean and store your toothbrush so you know it is always ready for the next use.