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OU MRLHOR CONCORRENTE!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTnvNBti_Aw/SXpjgaB2XPI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/EEJlUjUMM1w/s1600-h/fotos_614_Sexo%2520oral%2520na%2520est.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294653720321481970" style="WIDTH: 366px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 187px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTnvNBti_Aw/SXpjgaB2XPI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/EEJlUjUMM1w/s320/fotos_614_Sexo%2520oral%2520na%2520est.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Várias pessoas, entre as quais nove mulheres britânicas, foram detidas na paradisíaca ilha grega de Zakynthos por participarem num concurso de sexo oral. A notícia é avançada pela agência de notícias Reuters.&lt;br /&gt;Durante o passado fim-de-semana, num bar situado na zona da praia de Laganas, realizou-se um insólito concurso. As mulheres foram desafiadas a «provar» as suas «capacidades» ao praticarem sexo oral."&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Fonte &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://diario.iol.pt/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;color:#ffcc33;"&gt;http://diario.iol.pt&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ffcc33;"&gt;Concursos para todos os gostos, não faltam pelo mundo fora. Sem dúvida, que este bate todos os recordes do imaginário, mas que é um belo prémio para muitos dos participantes. Então se as pessoas que assistem a este concurso, costuma receber dinheiro, por certo que por uma bom... programa até pagam para ir!! &lt;strong&gt;Eheh!!&lt;/strong&gt; Pagam para ir ver, mas também pagam para fazer... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sejam oralmente IMPARÁVEIS!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17827211-3060886886694837915?l=oimparavel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/oimparavel/~4/F9ChrZF7bEM" height="1" 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