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OMG, husband and McBride: Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride do 'Awkward Family Photos'

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:14:29 -0500

OMG, husband and McBride: Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride do 'Awkward Family Photos' [popbytes]

"stopstopstop drinking that bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh": Ke$ha's peepee glugging scene [dlisted]

Ab-solutely fine by me: 'Baby Daddy' cast flash their abs [towleroad]

You know and love that it's 'Slutty Clothes Season' now [queerty]

Bene Cumy's deleted shower scene [celebitchy]

What a Posey: Behind the scenes with Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey [ohlala]

Celebcafe's 'Top 10 Timeless Summer Jams'

What a flipping tart!: Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts [jezebel]

Levitt alone: Joseph gets naked for 'Don Jon' [socialitelife]

Builder Ben for Curb [under]Wear [kenneth]

Everyone has to sign a contract to go into Bieber's boudoir [evilbeet]

De-throned: GOT cast out of costume [thebacklot]

Kar dash victims: KUWTK Season 8 trailer [amygrindhouse]

Heaven's above!: Pope Francis says Atheists can go to heaven too [joemygod]

Aretha Franklin takes a big-ass break [tabloidprodigy]
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2013/05/22/the-queen-of-soul-takes-some-time-off/

Guten morgen!: Morgan Freeman caught some zzzzzz-ing in an interview [theblemish]

5 weird GOT facts [doubleviking]

OMG, treestruction and heartbreak: About Group's 'All is not Lost'

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:56:37 -0500

Environmental artist Henrik Håkansson uses footage of condemned exploding trees and 'butterflutters'-in-flight from his own project, 'Symptoms Of The Universe Studies' for About Group's latest single 'All is not Lost' from their second album due out in July.

NOWNESS spoke to [plus Hot Chip] frontman Alexis Taylor about his top 5 heartbreak songs, and how he went about writing this particular track:

"[the song is] almost like a modern-day 12-bar blues or gospel equivalent, that you can hear in Monica's "The Boy Is Mine," "Love Don't Cost A Thing" by Jennifer Lopez, "It's Not Right But It's Okay" by Whitney Houston and almost every R. Kelly ballad on the album R."

OMG, hot glue gunning for it: Raúl de Nieves's beaded heels

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:49:55 -0500

'Haribo' frontman Raúl de Nieves is seriously trigger happy with a hot glue gun.

Shell-art for the HARAJUKU COUTURE COLLECTION CLOWN, or the shoe-whore with a penchant for rainbows and bronies; de Nieves' HIGH-HEELED BIJOUS have been utilised by the likes of internutty artist Ryan Trecartin, W Magazine and soon Lagerfeld and Roitfeld for Harpers as well...you know, no biggie or anything!

Follow the jump to see a collection of Raúl's glue gunner runners. I have my beady eyes all over a couple of pairs actually.

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OMG, Korean is believan: Ji Yeo's 'The Beauty'

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:35 -0500

You may or may not have seen the recent article going around about a former model in South Korea who -when refused further facial procedures by her doctors- took to injecting what was essentially cooking oil into her face, which resulted in the most unfortunate BLUMPKIN PUMPKIN Halloween hot mess you ever did see!

According to visual artist Ji Yeo's website; in 2010 South Korea was the country with the world's highest per capita rate of cosmetic plastic surgery.

You can see Yeo's NSFW photographs -subtitled 'Beauty Recovery Room'- after the jump, which were taken in attempt to highlight the unnecessary risk of multiple generally-anesthetised cosmetic procedures which have become the norm for women in South Korean society.

Ji Yeo also partook in a performance where she appeared in public in nude-tone undergarments with a sign that read:

"I want to be perfect. Draw on me. Where should I get plastic surgery?"

My suggestion [?]...she should get her head removed and give it to that poor Mrs Pumpkin headed lady.

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OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:13:40 -0500

As you all know 'The Face of Furry Creek' is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.

"People say our beautiful precinct is serene"...SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!

Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.

There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?...that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can't stop twerking to it now!

Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.

OMG, CAMCORDERRIERE: Estasy's 'Wild Wants'

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:19:13 -0500

Posted on GvB as part of this week's PURE X takeover this is Roman artist Estasy's video for new single 'Wild Wants'; complete with camcorder adjustment noises as blown out zoom-ins are shot of erotic sceneries and vegetative phalluses.

Straight porn never looked or sounded so pretty!

OMG, please ring for catsistance: cat rings bell for room service

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:52 -0500

What do you think this is, Fawlty Towers[?] stop ringing that bell you'll drive Basil bonkers !
I hope whosoever taught dainty princess paw-lina this ting-for-a-treat tricksicle is going just as nuts as Basil does in the episode where the old ladies keep mistakenly thinking it's fire drill time.

[via laughingsquid]

OMG, with his ass in the air: Javier Antón

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:47:38 -0500

From Spanish comedy series 'Con El Culo Al Aire', which Google Spanglish roughly translates as 'With the Ass in the Air'.
Follow the jump to see Javier Antón wearing a safety helmet on his 'down there' head, and with his NSFW ASS IN THE AIR!

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OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz' 'DRKLNG'

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:12:40 -0500

I just found out they have wi-fi in purgatory, because I just died [I choked on a stripy Zebra-Kat hair-ball actually] due to the fact that her thighs spread just like a Meow-mix-tape entitled 'DRKLNG' which you to can have listen through your head-holes over at PITCHFORK. below.

...Speaking of which, IMMA just READ the purgatory menu and the only available items are deviled eggs or semolina...all mushed together.

OMG, HERNDONTOPOFTHEOTHER: The Herndon Climb 2013

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:14 -0500

OMG, HERNDONTOPOFTHEOTHER: The Herndon Climb 2013 [towleroad]

Monroe-no she didn't: Riri dons a cheap moppy Marilyn Monroe wig [dlisted]

"Let's Get Soaking Wet": 25 wet celebs [queerty]

Denise Richards on looking after Charlie Sheen's twins [celebitchy]

Behind the scenes with amateur Brit boxer Luke Campbell [ohlala]

Leaky Lady: Bey's 'Grown Woman' leaks [celebcafe]

Lune's 'Leave The World Behind' [arjan]

Bon Jon Biebi: Jon Bon disses Bieber [popbytes]

Nobody Gnomes: Anarchist Garden Gnomes invade Chelsea Flower Show [jezebel]

Okie kokie: Boys II Men surprise serenade [socialitelife]

Serve's up: Men's Journal's hot tennis players [kenneth]

Brown stain: Chris Brown rear-ends woman in her Mercedes [evilbeet]

Just what the doctor ordered: Dr. Pepper's oily new model [thebacklot]

Katie Holmes' wet t-shirt pics [amygrindhouse]

Boys in blue: NYPD increase patrols in the Gaybourhoods [joemygod]

Family Bye: Seth MacFarlane not to host Oscars next year [tabloidprodigy]

Oh Bullocks!: Jesse James' finger fell off [theblemish]

100 best net videos squished into 3 minutes [doubleviking]

OMG, Mama chats to Lama: Erykah Badu interviews Kendrick Lamar

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:37:54 -0500

One of hiphop's best up-and-coming rappers and RnBs head-wrapping mama-who-knows gave each other a ringle dingle for a referential chin-wag when Kendrick missed his flight from Denver.
Erykah Badu natter chattered with Kendrick Lamar for...well Interview, asking such pertinent questions as:
"What is love?"
"What is God?"
"Who is your asshole checker?"
...and "What's your favorite cereal?"...to which Kendrick's answer is FRUITY PEBBLES...I flipping knew it!

Oh yeah and Erykah would love to rock a goatee..."a goatee with a hair wrap"

Read the entire conversation-of-the-brown-persuasion HERE.

OMG, snap!: Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag'

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:27:06 -0500

Seattle product designer Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag' is fashioned to look like a felty binder clip; so you can combine it with your over-sized wooden bobbin stool and push-broom toothbrush and pretend to be Arrietty Clock, the tiny gal who lives under the floorboards, but really you just had a growth stunt at 11 and you now live in a dingy basement apartment and love to bake massive soccer ball sized choc-chip cakes that you refer to as cup-cakes, so you're only having one mind!

[via ignant]

OMG, "walk...and walk...walk...and walk...aaaand walk": RuPaul's Runway Rundown

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:47:52 -0500

One of my favourite moments on every episode of RPDR is seeing what Ru's wardrobe DRAGURGITATED upon her when she sashays down the Runway.
'World of Wonder' have compiled all of RuPaul's looks so far into a Ru-way "extravagaaaanzaaaaa eleganzaaaa!"...WOWee!

Well me personally I'm always a fan of Ru's loofah dresses, or as I tend to refer to them her Ru-fah gowns...I love when she rocks a LUMINOUS VOLUMINOUS, and am ever appreciative of her cobalt blue alternating fan dress!

...Just say'n though!

[via NNN]

OMG, Kingdom come: Cassie's 'All My Love' as fondled by Kingdom

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:09:07 -0500

LA producer Kingdom's ginger minge is coming up a copper-cropper once again!
This time he's fiddled around with Cassie's track 'All My Love' from her recent #RockaByeBaby mixtape, to great avail.

I am listening to it with my eyes closed whilst sniffing my guinea-pig Harold, imagining that it's Kingdom's sweaty orange studio-bound ball-mound, I'm literally HUFFY THAT FURRY ORANGE SCROT'!

[via fader]

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OMG, husband and McBride: Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride do 'Awkward Family Photos'

OMG, treestruction and heartbreak: About Group's 'All is not Lost'

OMG, hot glue gunning for it: Raúl de Nieves's beaded heels

OMG, Korean is believan: Ji Yeo's 'The Beauty'

OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek

OMG, CAMCORDERRIERE: Estasy's 'Wild Wants'

OMG, please ring for catsistance: cat rings bell for room service

OMG, with his ass in the air: Javier Antón

OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz' 'DRKLNG'

OMG, HERNDONTOPOFTHEOTHER: The Herndon Climb 2013

OMG, Mama chats to Lama: Erykah Badu interviews Kendrick Lamar

OMG, *snap!*: Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag'

OMG, "walk...and walk...walk...and walk...aaaand walk": RuPaul's Runway Rundown

OMG, Kingdom come: Cassie's 'All My Love' as fondled by Kingdom

OMG, snap!: Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag'