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OMG, HERNDONTOPOFTHEOTHER: The Herndon Climb 2013

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:14 -0500

OMG, HERNDONTOPOFTHEOTHER: The Herndon Climb 2013 [towleroad]

Monroe-no she didn't: Riri dons a cheap moppy Marilyn Monroe wig [dlisted]

"Let's Get Soaking Wet": 25 wet celebs [queerty]

Denise Richards on looking after Charlie Sheen's twins [celebitchy]

Behind the scenes with amateur Brit boxer Luke Campbell [ohlala]

Leaky Lady: Bey's 'Grown Woman' leaks [celebcafe]

Lune's 'Leave The World Behind' [arjan]

Bon Jon Biebi: Jon Bon disses Bieber [popbytes]

Nobody Gnomes: Anarchist Garden Gnomes invade Chelsea Flower Show [jezebel]

Okie kokie: Boys II Men surprise serenade [socialitelife]

Serve's up: Men's Journal's hot tennis players [kenneth]

Brown stain: Chris Brown rear-ends woman in her Mercedes [evilbeet]

Just what the doctor ordered: Dr. Pepper's oily new model [thebacklot]

Katie Holmes' wet t-shirt pics [amygrindhouse]

Boys in blue: NYPD increase patrols in the Gaybourhoods [joemygod]

Family Bye: Seth MacFarlane not to host Oscars next year [tabloidprodigy]

Oh Bullocks!: Jesse James' finger fell off [theblemish]

100 best net videos squished into 3 minutes [doubleviking]

OMG, Mama chats to Lama: Erykah Badu interviews Kendrick Lamar

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:37:54 -0500

One of hiphop's best up-and-coming rappers and RnBs head-wrapping mama-who-knows gave each other a ringle dingle for a referential chin-wag when Kendrick missed his flight from Denver.
Erykah Badu natter chattered with Kendrick Lamar for...well Interview, asking such pertinent questions as:
"What is love?"
"What is God?"
"Who is your asshole checker?"
...and "What's your favorite cereal?"...to which Kendrick's answer is FRUITY PEBBLES...I flipping knew it!

Oh yeah and Erykah would love to rock a goatee..."a goatee with a hair wrap"

Read the entire conversation-of-the-brown-persuasion HERE.

OMG, snap!: Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag'

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:27:06 -0500

Seattle product designer Peter Bristol's 'Clip Bag' is fashioned to look like a felty binder clip; so you can combine it with your over-sized wooden bobbin stool and push-broom toothbrush and pretend to be Arrietty Clock, the tiny gal who lives under the floorboards, but really you just had a growth stunt at 11 and you now live in a dingy basement apartment and love to bake massive soccer ball sized choc-chip cakes that you refer to as cup-cakes, so you're only having one mind!

[via ignant]

OMG, "walk...and walk...walk...and walk...aaaand walk": RuPaul's Runway Rundown

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:47:52 -0500

One of my favourite moments on every episode of RPDR is seeing what Ru's wardrobe DRAGURGITATED upon her when she sashays down the Runway.
'World of Wonder' have compiled all of RuPaul's looks so far into a Ru-way "extravagaaaanzaaaaa eleganzaaaa!"...WOWee!

Well me personally I'm always a fan of Ru's loofah dresses, or as I tend to refer to them her Ru-fah gowns...I love when she rocks a LUMINOUS VOLUMINOUS, and am ever appreciative of her cobalt blue alternating fan dress!

...Just say'n though!

[via NNN]

OMG, Kingdom come: Cassie's 'All My Love' as fondled by Kingdom

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:09:07 -0500

LA producer Kingdom's ginger minge is coming up a copper-cropper once again!
This time he's fiddled around with Cassie's track 'All My Love' from her recent #RockaByeBaby mixtape, to great avail.

I am listening to it with my eyes closed whilst sniffing my guinea-pig Harold, imagining that it's Kingdom's sweaty orange studio-bound ball-mound, I'm literally HUFFY THAT FURRY ORANGE SCROT'!

[via fader]

OMG, it's back: VFILES 'Model Files'

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:53:17 -0500

Casting director Preston is back for more hijinks with a whole new crop of interns, his sexy frenemy RJ King, and of course a bunch of models in the second season of VFILES Model Files.

OMG, knitted pickle surprising: Jylle Navarro's knitwears

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:19:13 -0500

Jylle Navarro's work sometimes is a little 'woolen Monsters In[c] Your Pockets', often a tad 'sock goblins who live under the bed' sometimes just a bit 'Pickle Surprise' [above] and can end up down right 'harajuku lamp-shade ladies with tangled yarny nunchuck slinkies'!

Jylle spoke to Wonderland [HERE] about her current interest in Bowie's alien iconography, macrame and tasseling, and her ideas for the next collection:

"I think I might got for a John Waters style freak and fetish collection.I'm thinking grown men in knitted baby bonnets."

OMG, welcome to brown town: VV Brown's 'Samson'

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:35:10 -0500

The last time VV wrote a record, she ended up ditching the whole thing as she found as a "sonic photograph" it no longer represented how she felt at the time of near-completing it.

She has since explored her love of environmental, ethical fashion through her e-commerce company vvvintage, and having caught the business bug and feeling a sense of too much comfort to be creative she then quit her label to launch her own under the banner 'YOY', which scared the crap out of her enough to spark real creativity in order to produce her upcoming record 'Samson & Delilah' which is due out this September and includes an accompanying 15 minute short film.

Her first single from the album, 'Samson' which you can watch below is out in mid July.

VV spoke to HungerTV [HERE] about her time away from music, her love of film and her changing attitude towards what makes a good song:

"I used to listen to a song and think how can this be a "hit record" but now I listen to a record and it's all about how it makes me feel...I think I was so consumed in the business of things I had forgotten what it felt like to just listen."

[via arjan]

OMG, caught unawares without his unawears: Matt Woodhouse for Dsquared2 underwears

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:15:44 -0500

British model Matt Woodhouse is one of those rare male models who is sexier than the rest simply because he's not so far up his own ass [which you can see after the jump], so there is something unASSuming and therefore sexier about the way he looks into the lens.
He just has one of those faces that you know your mum wouldn't disagree with [hands off mum] and his body is fit without being insanely jacked to the point where their torso starts to look like it's grimacing at you [which it is].

Follow the jump to see [among other shots] Matt's ass in Dsquared2's NSFW preview shot for their new underwear line which is -erm- "coming soon", so to speak.

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OMG, it's Tan Mom....bitch!: Tanning Mom's 'It's Tan Mom!'

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:01:16 -0500

Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever, so she'll just mash her CORN KERNEL TEETHYPOOPS till it's all over and then shush 'cos she's a mom or whatever!

Is she the sun's mom or something, like she's come down to earth to promote, as she puts it "seeing her goodies brown" [I was just sick through my nose]?!

"Hotter than Octomom", yeah hun, only cos you pushed a sunshine out of your BACON 'BITS'N'BITES' CRUSTY FLAPS; it takes a while to cool down from those kind of first-degree labour skabs!

[via jezebel]

OMG, Björn this way: Harry Goodwins for Björn Borg undies

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:52:42 -0500

OMG, Björn this way: Harry Goodwins for Björn Borg undies [ohlala]

If She Could Turn Back Time: Happy birthday Cher [dlisted]

Beckham's final toe-poke [towleroad]

Dubai's Government made drag queen perform out of drag ?! [queerty]

Miguel: it's polite to ask before sitting on someone's face [celebitchy]

Miley and Biebs to twerk together [celebcafe]

Francesco's 'The Way You Were' [arjan]

Bieber Billboard Booed [popbytes]

Serve it up: customer leaves waitress $1000 tip [jezebel]

Male Model Monday's Connor Hill [socialitelife]

Gay nerds go to Nerd-vana [kenneth]

Cate Blanchett the face of new Armani perfume [evilbeet]

Cher's 10 most underrated moments [thebacklot]

Kanye's Krinkle Kover [amygrindhouse]

Vigil for hate crime victim Mark Carson [joemygod]

Chris Brown receiving death threats [tabloidprodigy]

Last Waltzs: shots fired during Christopher Waltz's Cannes interview [theblemish]

Hang 10: the ultimate crowd surfs [doubleviking]

OMG, giving some Lip: Jeremy Allen White for Bullett

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:49:35 -0500

The other week we showed you 'Shameless' actor Jeremy Allen White's bottty-bum in his 'caught-you-scrubbing-your-SCROTAL-scene' -scene, but I realise that although I would love to snuggle with said ass, they are not the only lips he's wagging.

White spoke to Bullett [HERE] about the beard rash he developed from kissing Liev Schreiber, holding an [onscreen] dj at gunpoint, and -if given a choice- always opting to flash his back crack as oppose to his front trunk:

"The directors and writers have asked a lot of us--you know, "You're going to have to show something. You can show your dick or you can show your ass." The answer is usually ass. I will be sticking to the ass shot as long as I have control."

OMG, meowt of this world: 'Lil Bub & Friends'

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:54:06 -0500

Voted Best Feature Film at the 2013 Tribeca Online Film Festival, 'Lil Bub & Friends' follows Lil Bub [obv] and other meme-meowsers, and the sort of pussy galore it takes to be a famous online glamour puss.

V-magazine spoke to Lil Bub, prior to her online win about perfect days, BFFs and her favourite famous-feme-feline:

"Honestly I would love to connect with the one they call the Grumpy Cat. Not because she too is famous, but because I feel we have a cosmic connection; and I think she may be the true yang to my yin."

OMG, "sure it leaves a stain": Jiz' broken 'Hymen in her Thighs'

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:54:33 -0500

Featuring Tracy Chapman in her 'Fast Car', Kimber has a NSFW pony-puss-problem and so she 'shuts up and drives' away from 'Jiz and the Mammograms' only to 'shut up and drive' back and perform a remake of Riri's 'Diamonds' entitled 'Hymens':

"I'll break your soul I'll make your cry / I'll call you fat with the face of Bill Nye / You got a lazy eye and cellulite I'll break you like the hymen in your thighs"

...giving barf-day girl Cher some comeback competition !