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OMG, it's back: VFILES 'Model Files'

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:53:17 -0500

Casting director Preston is back for more hijinks with a whole new crop of interns, his sexy frenemy RJ King, and of course a bunch of models in the second season of VFILES Model Files.

OMG, knitted pickle surprising: Jylle Navarro's knitwears

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:19:13 -0500

Jylle Navarro's work sometimes is a little 'woolen Monsters In[c] Your Pockets', often a tad 'sock goblins who live under the bed' sometimes just a bit 'Pickle Surprise' [above] and can end up down right 'harajuku lamp-shade ladies with tangled yarny nunchuck slinkies'!

Jylle spoke to Wonderland [HERE] about her current interest in Bowie's alien iconography, macrame and tasseling, and her ideas for the next collection:

"I think I might got for a John Waters style freak and fetish collection.I'm thinking grown men in knitted baby bonnets."

OMG, welcome to brown town: VV Brown's 'Samson'

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:35:10 -0500

The last time VV wrote a record, she ended up ditching the whole thing as she found as a "sonic photograph" it no longer represented how she felt at the time of near-completing it.

She has since explored her love of environmental, ethical fashion through her e-commerce company vvvintage, and having caught the business bug and feeling a sense of too much comfort to be creative she then quit her label to launch her own under the banner 'YOY', which scared the crap out of her enough to spark real creativity in order to produce her upcoming record 'Samson & Delilah' which is due out this September and includes an accompanying 15 minute short film.

Her first single from the album, 'Samson' which you can watch below is out in mid July.

VV spoke to HungerTV [HERE] about her time away from music, her love of film and her changing attitude towards what makes a good song:

"I used to listen to a song and think how can this be a "hit record" but now I listen to a record and it's all about how it makes me feel...I think I was so consumed in the business of things I had forgotten what it felt like to just listen."

[via arjan]

OMG, caught unawares without his unawears: Matt Woodhouse for Dsquared2 underwears

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:15:44 -0500

British model Matt Woodhouse is one of those rare male models who is sexier than the rest simply because he's not so far up his own ass [which you can see after the jump], so there is something unASSuming and therefore sexier about the way he looks into the lens.
He just has one of those faces that you know your mum wouldn't disagree with [hands off mum] and his body is fit without being insanely jacked to the point where their torso starts to look like it's grimacing at you [which it is].

Follow the jump to see [among other shots] Matt's ass in Dsquared2's NSFW preview shot for their new underwear line which is -erm- "coming soon", so to speak.

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OMG, it's Tan Mom....bitch!: Tanning Mom's 'It's Tan Mom!'

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:01:16 -0500

Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever, so she'll just mash her CORN KERNEL TEETHYPOOPS till it's all over and then shush 'cos she's a mom or whatever!

Is she the sun's mom or something, like she's come down to earth to promote, as she puts it "seeing her goodies brown" [I was just sick through my nose]?!

"Hotter than Octomom", yeah hun, only cos you pushed a sunshine out of your BACON 'BITS'N'BITES' CRUSTY FLAPS; it takes a while to cool down from those kind of first-degree labour skabs!

[via jezebel]

OMG, Björn this way: Harry Goodwins for Björn Borg undies

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:52:42 -0500

OMG, Björn this way: Harry Goodwins for Björn Borg undies [ohlala]

If She Could Turn Back Time: Happy birthday Cher [dlisted]

Beckham's final toe-poke [towleroad]

Dubai's Government made drag queen perform out of drag ?! [queerty]

Miguel: it's polite to ask before sitting on someone's face [celebitchy]

Miley and Biebs to twerk together [celebcafe]

Francesco's 'The Way You Were' [arjan]

Bieber Billboard Booed [popbytes]

Serve it up: customer leaves waitress $1000 tip [jezebel]

Male Model Monday's Connor Hill [socialitelife]

Gay nerds go to Nerd-vana [kenneth]

Cate Blanchett the face of new Armani perfume [evilbeet]

Cher's 10 most underrated moments [thebacklot]

Kanye's Krinkle Kover [amygrindhouse]

Vigil for hate crime victim Mark Carson [joemygod]

Chris Brown receiving death threats [tabloidprodigy]

Last Waltzs: shots fired during Christopher Waltz's Cannes interview [theblemish]

Hang 10: the ultimate crowd surfs [doubleviking]

OMG, giving some Lip: Jeremy Allen White for Bullett

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:49:35 -0500

The other week we showed you 'Shameless' actor Jeremy Allen White's bottty-bum in his 'caught-you-scrubbing-your-SCROTAL-scene' -scene, but I realise that although I would love to snuggle with said ass, they are not the only lips he's wagging.

White spoke to Bullett [HERE] about the beard rash he developed from kissing Liev Schreiber, holding an [onscreen] dj at gunpoint, and -if given a choice- always opting to flash his back crack as oppose to his front trunk:

"The directors and writers have asked a lot of us--you know, "You're going to have to show something. You can show your dick or you can show your ass." The answer is usually ass. I will be sticking to the ass shot as long as I have control."

OMG, meowt of this world: 'Lil Bub & Friends'

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:54:06 -0500

Voted Best Feature Film at the 2013 Tribeca Online Film Festival, 'Lil Bub & Friends' follows Lil Bub [obv] and other meme-meowsers, and the sort of pussy galore it takes to be a famous online glamour puss.

V-magazine spoke to Lil Bub, prior to her online win about perfect days, BFFs and her favourite famous-feme-feline:

"Honestly I would love to connect with the one they call the Grumpy Cat. Not because she too is famous, but because I feel we have a cosmic connection; and I think she may be the true yang to my yin."

OMG, "sure it leaves a stain": Jiz' broken 'Hymen in her Thighs'

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:54:33 -0500

Featuring Tracy Chapman in her 'Fast Car', Kimber has a NSFW pony-puss-problem and so she 'shuts up and drives' away from 'Jiz and the Mammograms' only to 'shut up and drive' back and perform a remake of Riri's 'Diamonds' entitled 'Hymens':

"I'll break your soul I'll make your cry / I'll call you fat with the face of Bill Nye / You got a lazy eye and cellulite I'll break you like the hymen in your thighs"

...giving barf-day girl Cher some comeback competition !

OMG, what a pleasant "gift from G.O.D.": Rome Fortune's 'Get the Guap'

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:19:04 -0500

When I was 11 I was obsessed with DMX, but really I think I fancied him; I said I fancied Mariah, but let's be honest I blooming wanted to BE HER [and still kind of do, oh gees I'd jab Nicki Minj-a in her third eye with my mic so hard, give her a purple/green eye to go with her purple/green hair]!

I'm not afraid now to admit to wanting to be Mariah with her Aliens Trilogy-shaped hair-do in the Honey video, but my taste in rap usually orientates towards one of two things; either you are queer and I can relate to what you are spluttering about, or the production on your record is so good that I am listening regardless of the content. One artist that has me listening is MC Ride of Death Grips; his rap is minimal which gives a slow pink-skinned Brit-boy enough time to listen and hear things about this that and the like, the other is Rome Fortune.

Rome's new track 'Get the Guap' tells the story of D related G, involving a P wielding B and a large crew of N's; the production by Dun Deal is mesmeric whoozy-pooz, and his lyrics are to-the-point and obv enough for my FLOPPY PINK-SOCK EARS to comprehend, as with any good music of any old genre Rome tells a good story [but never as good a story as Mariah in the Honey video when she speaks spanglish and then jumps out the window into the pool, sorry Rome, it's true hon]!

I'm already the illest in my opinion so the competition from this point lies within me.

[via dazed]

OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 promo

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:01:40 -0500

OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 video [towleroad]

Dorothy's painterly boobery: Bea Arthur nude painting sold for nearly 2 million [dlisted]

Ben Cohen cuddling babies [queerty]

In Liu of...: Lucy Liu for Net-a-porter [celebitchy]

Stark naked: Robb Stark's botty-parts [ohlala]

Jessica Alba's Street Fighter-grams [celebcafe]

She's a squarker: Anouk's 'Birds' [arjan]

Yes Plurs: Olly Murs for Walmart Risers [popbytes]

Why your purse is grosser than a toilet seat [jezebel]

Chloe throws shady goop at Gwyneth [socialitelife]

projectile milk: Harvey Milk Day Community photo project [kenneth]

Macaulay is roommates with hamster fiddling Pete Dougherty [evilbeet]

AfterElton's '10 Hottest Movie Villains Ever' [thebacklot]

Kim Kardash-hounds' Kankle-pops [amygrindhouse]

Trans-respectable: Pentagon recognises trans veteran [joemygod]

Wade Robson natter chatters about MJ on the Today Show [tabloidprodigy]

W for Watson: Emma Watson for W [theblemish]

Birdie, Eagle, Albatross, Pigeon: Clay Pigeon Golf Shooting [doubleviking]

OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial's Dark Optimism

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:52:42 -0500

Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O'Connor's original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation 'Shanzhai Biennial' look to release the "aura of a brand" by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !

Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as "[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial" with the term 'Shanzhai' referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.

Well you know what they say; "fake it till you make it...at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles"...they say that you know !

[via nowness]

OMG, young and sweet only 37: Dancing Queen...of the bus stop

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:36:33 -0500

The YouTube owner of this video is called Jane Rowland, and I'm going to just go ahead and say that's Kelly's older sister right now. It's so obviously really with those hip jiggles and the lip-synch heavenly talents, it's just like the world to put the less talented but prettier sister in the limelight and leave the real talent at the bus stop, waiting for the 34 to take her back home to her apartment above 'The Golden Dumpling'.

See the preview video for Kelly Rowland's new single, [?] totally filmed where her sister Jane works at Wally's Wash'n'Fold, the title of the track 'Dirty Laundry' [below] totally about that flipping sky blue button-up that Jane wears year-round, even if she's working up a musty sweat prancing about at the bus stop...erm Kelly, you might want to return her calls, that's why she keeps checking her phone in the video, durrrrr!

[Thanks Julia!]

OMG, handle with care: Duckie Brown F/W '13 exclusive for Bullett

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:17:39 -0500

I love a blue suit with black shoes, it's so very British formal public service institution-esque Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-esque, Postman Pat-esque you know what. And as YSL proved more than 30 years ago, black and blue are very chic when paired together correctly.

So if this guy in the thick blue suit was my gallery intern, I'd be super hoping he'd keep his clompy formal bus conductor Opening Ceremony shoes and thicker-than-most royal blue Duckie Brown suit wandering around the room when the opening commences...and in that case I would be trolloping around the gallery with a book of those luminous orange circular stickers that indicate a sale, and I'd be trying to tag that bright blue multi-pocketed intern ass, just to snuggle with his suiting and get ceremonious with his openings!

Jump bellow to see the rest of the series, which was previewed as a DB web exclusive for Bullett.

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