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OMG, whose white shirt is all brown?

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:14:00 -0500

Which dashing leading man had chocolate cake smeared all over him by a publicist at a recent London society party? Find out who it is and how he cleaned up the mess here.

OMG, WTF: Japanese Boy and Strange Dog

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:05:30 -0500

We started the day with a baby and a cat wrestling. We end the day with a Japanese boy and a terrifying dancing dog. It's just been that kind of day! I encourage you not to think too hard about this video. I certainly am not! The week's over and I'm going out to enjoy the fucking amazing weather...

OMG, She's Rich: Lesbian prom hero Constance McMillen

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:52:34 -0500

Regular readers of this blog know that I have a heart made out of total stone, but Ellen interviewing lezzie prom hero Constance McMillen actually warmed it a tiny bit. She's getting a $30k scholarship! (And she seems so happy to meet Ellen!) Happy Friday...

OMG, Jon Stewart brutally mocks Glenn Beck

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:29:00 -0500

It's almost fifteen minutes long, but cherish every moment of this Glenn Beck parody video. Jon Stewart is a great American hero.

Watch the video at Towleroad.

OMG, Battle Royale: Cat vs. Baby

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:59:00 -0500

Neither cat nor baby was harmed in the making of this video!

(Via Jezebel)

OMG, How Rah Sha Sha: Teabaggers

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:45:03 -0500

I'm not going to say anything mean about the very festive and patriotic Real Americans known as Teabaggers. Who knows what they're even talking about? I just <3 <3 <3 their outfits! Not only are they eye-catching, they're fashion forward. After all, now that Details mag has approved the denim-on-denim look, could full body Stars 'n Stripes ensembles be far behind!? Fashion designers (aka Fake Americans/foreign devils to those keeping track!) take note!

(The famous and NSFW-ish teabagging scene from Pecker is after the jump.)

OMG gossip: Female pole vaulter is a very sexy man

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:29:00 -0500

OMG German pole vaulter Balian Buschbaum is the hottest trannie pole vaulter ever! [dlisted]

Lady GaGa's ex-boyfriend/producer is suing her for $30 million [popeater]

James Marsden gets naked in Death at a Funeral remake [oh la la]

OMG X-rated Tiger Woods text messages! [gabby]

Lindsay Lohan banned first from Ungaro, now the country of India? [betty]

OMG soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear... again! [kenneth]

Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart get good reviews for their performances in The Runaways [socialite life]

And in other GaGa news, she allegedly asked Boy George to sign her vagina [hollywood rag]

Gay soldier Dan Choi arrested for chaining himself to the White House fence [queerty]

Whitney Houston discusses her upcoming "Nothing But Love" tour [popbytes]

The paparazzi has made it difficult for Miley Cyrus to attend church [amy grindhouse]

Jesse James admits cheating on Sandra Bullock [l.a. rag mag]

OMG Whitney Port buys candy! [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]

Jack White collaborates with Jay-Z on a new project [agent bedhead]

OMG don't feed these fat Japanese monkeys! [2leep]

OMG, we're Tweeting it: Courtney Love show tonight

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:59:00 -0500

Courtney Love and Hole will play their first U.S. show in more than a decade tonight at the SPIN Magazine SXSW party at Stub's BBQ, and !! omg blog !! has tickets!

We will be live-Tweeting every exciting moment, so make sure to follow us lest you be the last to hear about whatever fucked up thing Courtney does on stage.

Follow the !! omg blog !! Twitter here and check tonight for our updates.

OMG, Great news: Denim-on-denim is now acceptable

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:50:14 -0500

The straight man-gods at Details have spoken and they sayeth really great things! According to them, it is now encouraged that you wear entire outfits made of denim. I don't have the new issue of the butch style bible yet, but the dandies over at The Awl do, and they're reporting:

You guys, there are "new rules of denim"! Now (March 18, 2010) "denim-on-denim is acceptable, provided you know what you're doing..... "The easiest way to approach head-to-toe denim is to go for the chiaroscuro effect. Pair a chambray shirt with clean, inky jeans."

Chambray? Chiaroscuro? SOUNDS CONFUSING. No matter. I've already adopted this sophisticated 2010 look: I'm sitting here typing in an acid washed dungaree jumpsuit, a jaunty denim beret, and paint-spattered bluejean Chucks. Brunch, brunch fashion, baby! (And thanks for the go-ahead, Details!)

[Via The Awl]

OMG, He's Naked: Marc Jacobs' Husband

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:58:24 -0500

Marc Jacobs is my thinspiration! Before his recent chub-to-Chelsea metamorphosis, the celebrated designer was a sad and dumpy (albeit rich and famous) single sitting in his apartment and crying into his individual pizza every night. Since becoming a skinny and overgroomed monster, however, Mr. Jacobs has managed to catapult himself into the land of the laid, first getting down with notoriously big-penised cutie/hooker Jason Preston (link NSFW!), and now married (or maybe just engaged; it's hard to tell!) to hot-to-trot Brazilian bombshell Lorenzo Martone.

The moral of the story here is that if you hit the gym and pluck your eyebrows to the point of absurdity, your life will turn out perfect!

Although Jacobs' new beau isn't quite as much of an exhibitionist as the former future Mr. Jacobs, Martone does show his lovely butt off in this month's edition of the appropriately named Butt Magazine. See it after the jump. (NSFW, via The Daily Musto)

OMG, one to (weight) watch: Hard Ton

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:29:05 -0500

Italian disco diva Hard Ton is hard to miss for a few reasons. Firstly, the cover of his Gigolo Records debut EP Selfish is an homage to Grace Jones' Island Life arabesque album art. Every time I look at it I'm... speechless. Secondly, he's got the voice of Sylvester and the body of Martha Wash. Thirdly, his Chicago-house sound is spot on and really, really gay.

What's not immediately apparent (but somehow makes sense) is that he's spent the past 15 years singing in metal bands and one of his musical heroes is Judas Priest front man Rob Halford. Also, he recorded the three tracks on Selfish using strictly analogue and vintage gear. To sample what Hard Ton has to offer, check the video for "Earthquake" below.

OMG, It Lives: The Year Old Happy Meal

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:12:10 -0500

Happy Birthday to Joann Bruso's Happy Meal! The concerned mommyblogger bought it a year ago and has since been keeping it on her shelf for observation. Guess what happened? It remained exactly the same!

NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all.

This morning, I took it off my shelf to take a birthday photo. The first year is always a milestone. I gave it one of my world famous nonna hugs as we've been office mates for a year now! (Okay, maybe my sanity is in question.)

Ms. Bruso continues to talk about her miracle Happy Meal like its lack of decomposition is a bad thing but come on! Food that stands the test of time pretty great to me. In fact, I'd love nothing better than to chew on a delicious piece of salted vinyl or neoprene this minute.

[BabyBites via Boing Boing]

OMG, She Swims: Prinny the Cat

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:44:31 -0500

Prinny is a cat... who swims! No shit!

Of course this all takes place in Australia where water also goes down the toilet backward so who knows what the hell is going on.

Still! A swimming cat! Amazing!

[Via DListed]

OMG, new Doritos flavor: Spicy Spaghetti

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:29:00 -0500

!! omg blog !! buddy Kris S. has created a commercial for the sexiest new flavor of Doritos: Spicy Spaghetti. There isn't a more delicious orange powder you could want sprinkled on your bedsheets than this.