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OMG, she'll poop on your face: Lady Kaka!

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:28:37 -0500

It's no secret that gay men in Toronto go ape shit for Lady Gaga. It is fitting, then, that her scatalogical alter ego, Lady Kaka, should make her stage debut in Canada's largest city. Last Friday, at monthly drag party The ReVue, Lady Kaka thoroughly disgusted the hometown crowd with a rendition of her hit song "Poop On Her Face". Favorite lyric: "Going to do number 2 well baby it's no fun/unless I do it on your chest and when I got the runs." You too, dear reader, can now bear witness to this momentous event thanks to your favorite gay bloggers. Video above and full lyrics after the jump! Enjoy!

OMG, how chatty: Cross-Eyed Kitty

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:59:00 -0500

This little precious has a lot on his mind! He would be a good candidate for CAT YODELING.

OMG, how formulaic: Getting Shot by The Sartorialist

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:09:00 -0500

A simple flow-chart could increase your chances of getting onto THE SARTORIALIST. Want to increase your chances? Wear a scarf! Click the image above to see the full-sized chart. Via THE PIPELINE, scooped from Tara.

OMG, how intrusive: Dildo Beating

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:19:00 -0500

Kimberly Lynn Calvert, a 45-year-old woman from Florida, was arrested this past week for beating her boyfriend with a dildo:

Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then “began poking” him “in the groin area multiple times” with the sex toy. Gonzalez called 911.

I don't know why he called the police. Sounds like foreplay to me. Via TABLOID PRODIGY.

OMG, his butt: Mehcad Brooks

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:29:00 -0500

Mehcad Brooks, who plays Tara's tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend Eggs on True Blood, succumbed to Maryann's evil orgy shakes and stuck it to Tara on the last episode. See the view from behind in some NSFW shots after the jump. He's giving RYAN KWANTEN a run for his money! Thanks to CB for the pics!

OMG, new Lily Allen video: 22!

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:28:43 -0500

Heterosexuals are hard done by in mainstream pop music and music videos -- it's all about sass n' ass these days. Then you have Lily Allen, who is representing the quarter life crisis crowd with her somber new single, "22". In the accompanying video, the British pop star peers into a ladies room mirror and imagines life as a thirtysomething hipster with no career or man to call her own. It's kinda like "Single Ladies", but for straight people.

OMG, how did I miss this?: Blossom on What Not to Wear

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:59:00 -0500

Um, pardon me? Who didn't set my TV to record this? Rude! I can't believe Mayim Bialik was on What Not to Wear, and I missed it. Where can I see this? Poor Blossom. I mean, she's obviously smart (she has her PhD) and her wardrobe isn't a concern, but she's TV royalty! I don't know how I feel about Stacy London looking down her nose at Joey's sister. I dunno, maybe I don't need to see the show. If it's anything like every other episode of What Not to Wear here's how it will go: They'll surprise Mayim, she'll say she has kids and a career and doesn't care about her clothes and that comfort is her concern, Stacy will roll her eyes and Clinton will give a hefty bottom-scowl and they'll say "You don't have to sacrifice style for comfort". Then they'll make fun of all her clothes and put her in the 360 mirror and say mean things in unison. Then she'll have a "hard first day" shopping. Then Stacy and Clinton will pick out some horrible shit for her from Sears that makes her look 40 years older than she is, even if she is wearing clean clothes. Finally, a horrible douche named Nick will make passive-aggressive snipes then give her a horrible bob. Then Carmindy (god I love Carmindy) will tap her make-up brushes against a mirror while looking straight into the lens and doing an open-mouthed smile (fuck, it's so funny, I love it). She'll tell Mayim how pretty her eyes are cause the rest of her face ain't so great. She'll paint her up like a drag queen at her first show. Then Mayim will come out for the big reveal and Stacy will yell "SHUT UP!". Mayim will say how great the whole experience has been, she'll go home, her husband will say she looks beautiful (but he'll be lying) and all her friends will try too hard to dress nice for the What Not to Wear camera crew. Bing bang boom we're out! Thanks Timmy, I wish I was you!

OMG, it's Frank's birthday!

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:10:01 -0500

Yes I am another year older today! My birthday has been perfect so far except that naughty Anderson Pooper stole my tiara. In the annual tradition, if you want to buy me a present for my birthday, my Amazon.com wish list is here. Or you can give me money by clicking the "donate" button at the bottom of the right sidebar. Thanks everyone for reading !! omg blog !! I look forward to many more years of begging you for presents. xo Frank

OMG, how infinite: Eternal Moonwalk

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:09:00 -0500

On THE ETERNAL MOONWALK Michael Jackson starts a chain-reaction of endless moonwalkers from around the world. It's pretty mesmerizing, but the endless riff kind of kills it after a couple minutes. Still, worth a look! Thanks GERARD.

OMG, how painful: Single Ladies Fail

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:19:00 -0500

This rivals GRAPE STOMPER for laughs. It's just all good. The schadenfreude is strong in me... Thanks to Chase for the tip!

OMG, he's pretty much naked: Robert Pattinson

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:29:00 -0500

Okay, it's not full wiener, and there's no butt, but I think I see shaft where Robert Pattinson is tucking, Silence of the Lambs style, in his pre-Twilight film Little Ashes. Check out the NSFWy screen grabs after the jump, as well as a link to a video.

OMG, he's naked: Big Daddy Kane

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:59:00 -0500

Influential rapper Big Daddy Kane posed lasciviously (or awkwardly depending on how you want to see it) with some chocolates and heart pattern underwear for an issue of Playgirl in 1991. Check out the NSFW photos after the jump!

OMG, how pink: Gold Video

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:09:00 -0500

French Disco-Diva Amanda Lear spins and struts and...well that's about it, in this video for Gold. Did she make this at the mall? Or is she on a television show with really unimpressed audience members? Kind of uncreative for the woman who was once "spiritually married" to Salvador Dali. Via FEY FRIENDS. Welcome back, guys!

OMG, excyaouse me?: Anchor Slags Mariah's MJ Performance

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:19:00 -0500

Some scag on Fox News made fun of Mariah's performance at Michael Jackson's memorial service after Mariah apologized via Twitter. Mariah says she was choked up and overwhelmed when she saw Michael's casket while singing I'll Be There. The reporter said that Mariah looked like "she was lookin' at herself in the mirrehr". Bitch better look in a mirror, too, cause she needs to check her own self! Bet she's never had to sing about her dead friend in front of thousands of people. See Mariah's performance after the jump. It's clear she's emotional. Thanks to Rowdy for the tip.