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OMG, gossip: Justin Bieber wants you to know he's all grown up

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:11:10 -0500

OMG, read the best parts of Justin Bieber's surprising interview with GQ [evil beet]

An elegant new look for Ke$ha? You'll have to see it to believe it [huffpost]

Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl is missing... so someone better get into the future and find him [dlisted]

OMG, Brazilian model Felipe Alencar in his underwear (you're welcome) [kenneth]

Mila Jovovich as Marilyn Monroe looks a whole lot more like Amanda Lepore, whoops [oh la la]

The Office writer and actress Mindy Kaling has her own show coming to FOX, so look out for The Mindy Project this fall [popbytes]

OMG, these photos of Taylor Swift And Dianna Agron (or maybe just their dresses) are straight out of 1994 [socialite life]

Take a moment fondly remember (but not fondle) John Travolta's top 10 career moments [celebrity cafe]

Jessica Alba told Marie Claire she often feels "objectified" and "uncomfortable" as an actress, despite, you know, being an objectified actress on the cover of Marie Claire... [amy grindhouse]

OMG, is Clue the best movie ever? (Answer: Yes) [after elton]

Just in case you're in need, this bird can teach you how to Dougie [double viking]

Which member of Swiss Lips would you most like to Swiss kiss? [arjan]

Sources are now reporting that Raven Symone is lesbian and living with her girlfriend -- that's so great! [allie]

W magazine styled Tom Cruise with a nipple tattoo and other pseudo-rock star trappings (including a torso-licking blonde model) [celebitchy]

Thanks to Virgin Atlantic, now you can send in-flights sexts [joe]

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron used the "Snow White and the Huntsman" London premiere to prove who wears a sheer dress the best [tabloid prodigy]

OMG, now in print: Dr. Oz's peen makes its media debut

Wed, 16 May 2012 13:00:00 -0500

Considering how many people pore over a magazine layout before it ever even hits the printer, you have to think somebody at Good Housekeeping saw Dr. Oz's pants shark on this pasta page and let it out into the world anyway -- not that I'm complaining. Oz is lookin' gooooood.

(via Jezebel)

OMG, 2012's Mark Twain Prize goes to: Ellen DeGeneres

Wed, 16 May 2012 11:00:00 -0500

"It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like Bill Cosby, Tina Fey and Will Ferrell, it really makes me wonder... Why didn't I get this sooner?"

—Ellen DeGeneres on her recognition with the 15th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which she'll receive in a ceremony in October that'll later be televised. I wonder if she'll go the funny or sentimental route with her acceptance speech... Either way, we'll cry.

(via Queerty)

OMG, big pimpin': Andrew Christian punches booties in new video

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:30:34 -0500

A master of sexy-time underwear maybe, but Andrew Christian also has another persona -- as a 1990s rap star. Why else would the undies line produce videos of greased-up babes popping (and punching) their booties for the camera? In the NSFW video after the jump, I half expect the song "Punch That Kitty" by Glamorous Monique and Gordy Cox to break into, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

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OMG, what's not to like? Donald Trump insults Cher

Wed, 16 May 2012 08:22:18 -0500

What is it with Donald Trump and feuding with aging gay icons? First there was Rosie O'Donnell, now there's Cher. "She's lonely, she's unhappy, she's very miserable, and her sound-enhanced and computer-enhanced music doesn't do it for me, believe me," Trump said Monday on Fox News. For her part, Cher had this to say in response to a fan's tweet: "Hair Cheap Shot! He is A HORRID MAN ! RT@jmistrot Trump is loser not cher.He's trying desperately 2hold on2 hairline disappeared decades ago."

OMG, four minutes of unadulterated Andrew Garfield: 'The Amazing Spider-Man' extended trailer

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:38:08 -0500

There are many things one could focus on in this new extended preview for "The Amazing Spider-Man," which debuted last night during America's Got Talent, but the one I think we can all agree deserves the most attention is Andrew Garfield's body in that Spider-Man costume. He makes my spidey sense tingle.

OMG, your new summer outfits: Daring 1950s menswear fashion show

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:59:00 -0500

From pouchy leopard bikini briefs to gay Boy Scout drag, this fashion show covers all the (gay) bases. It's a "brave new world"!

OMG, he's on our team: Jay-Z for same-sex marriage

Tue, 15 May 2012 11:00:03 -0500

"Whether it costs him votes or not, I think it's the right thing to do as a human being," says Jay-Z in this interview with CNN to discuss President Obama's endorsement last week of same-sex marriage and what it means particularly to African-American voters. Because if two of the world's biggest music stars can find happiness together -- and pop out a kid named Blue Ivy -- then why shouldn't we all find a little love? Right, B?

(Thanks for the tip, Kevin!)

OMG, if only: James Van Der Beek's sex tape

Tue, 15 May 2012 09:26:28 -0500

I'm sure Don't Trust the B____ In Apt. 23 thinks the idea of James Van Der Beek's sex tape makes for a funny punchline, but to me it's no laughing matter. If indeed the Beek had a sex tape, there's no doubt I'd be touting it high and low, showing it to anyone who would watch -- because, damn, that Dawson turned into a sexy, sexy man.

(via After Elton)

OMG, to be the meat in that hug sandwich: Adam Lambert and Chris Colfer

Tue, 15 May 2012 08:45:52 -0500

Gay pop culture almost had a meltdown yesterday when Adam Lambert and Chris Colfer appeared together on VH1 Big Morning Buzz Live. Glambert stopped by to promote his second album, "Trespassing," which apparently is a great improvement over his last record. Colfer, naturally, was there to tease out the end to this season of Glee, which since Kurt is a senior will be the actor's last... or will it?

OMG, it's coming to New York: 'Express Yourself'

Mon, 14 May 2012 18:47:15 -0500

OMG, New Yorkers! You are all lucky to have the opportunity to see Sean O'Neill and Liz Peterson's fantastic and intimate performance piece Express Yourself later this month at the Incubator Arts Project. We saw the show last summer and everyone we know was talking about it for weeks after.

In this rigorous piece about the dynamics of performance, performer Liz Peterson and director Sean O'Neill explore the limits of media and form. Weaving together dance, personal confessions, synchronized video, and a pop sensibility, Express Yourself is a stylized depiction of a performance in progress. The show is framed by a virtuosic performance by Peterson, who navigates the ever-shifting boundaries of the work with disarming vulnerability and charisma. Winner of the 2011 Jury Prize for Risk and Innovation at SummerWorks, Canada's largest juried theatre festival.

Express Yourself
Created by Sean O'Neill and Liz Peterson
In Collaboration with Ame Henderson

Incubator Arts Project, New York
May 24 - 27
Tickets: $18 (purchase here)

Watch the Express Yourself trailer after the jump.

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OMG, gossip: Kim and Kanye's not-so-secret smooch

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:21:50 -0500

Whatdoyaknow, even Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's favorite public activity begins with a K [huffpost]

Good news! If Roseanne kicks it in office, she wants Vice President Willie Nelson to succeed her in office [evil beet]

OMG, John Travolta and John Doe #2 are settling out of court [dlisted]

In case you're in need of comebacks when those Bible thumpers come around... [kenneth]

Chicago is burning! Only this time, the heat's coming from Taylor Kinney's abs [oh la la]

It's a good thing Oprah's so friggin' rich, because, damn, her TV network is losing money fast [popbytes]

By the looks of this preview for "The New Normal," Ryan Murphy's latest show may be the next big thing to watch (sorry, "Downton Abbey") [socialite life]

OMG, celebs tweet 140 characters of love for Mother's Day [celebrity cafe]

Who's feeling preggers? Because Jessica Simpson already has a maternity line -- yes, really [amy grindhouse]

OMG, 25 people who'd make better "X-Factor" judges than Britney Spears [after elton]

The force is definitely, deh-fin-ite-ly with this kid... as you might remember from 2002 [double viking]

Spice up your life with these new jams from Melanie C [arjan]

The Jersey Shore's Pauly D will make millions -- and then drink them all away -- with his liquor endorsement deal [allie]

Robert Pattinson belongs to Kristen Stewart because he's "my f-cking boyfriend" she tells ELLE [celebitchy]

OMG, Rhode Island finally gets with the program and recognizes gay marriages [joe]

OMG, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead (because the cat killed her) [tabloid prodigy]

OMG, movin' on up: Majority of Americans now find gays 'morally acceptable'

Mon, 14 May 2012 13:56:52 -0500

A landmark majority of Americans -- 54 percent according to a new Gallup "Values and Beliefs" poll -- consider LGBT relations morally acceptable. That's up from 38 percent in 2002. And while that creates a new "normal" for how the US regards gays and lesbians, are we really looking for approval on whether or not we're "morally acceptable"?

(via Joe.My.God.)

OMG, do you get it? 'Suspicious Murder'

Mon, 14 May 2012 13:32:39 -0500

Josh and Denise dissect the "non-linear potboiler" Suspicious Murder in this latest episode of Two Tickets to the Movies. See if you can keep up.