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What The Hell Is Wrong With You People

noreply@blogger.com (Kat) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:24:00 +0000

I was reading one of my favorite blogs DougGoff.com tonight, and his post reminded me of some blog fodder of my own. Now anyone who knows me well knows that I am a bit anal retentive when it comes to using public bathrooms.

I have this ritual that I follow , first I check that there is toilet paper, then make sure the door locks, next I put down a triple layer of those tissue paper covers , then I sit down and go.

Now sometimes my whole check list takes a back seat and well I have to go with Plan B for various reasons. If there are none of those little tissue covers for the seat, then I have to squat and hover. But sometimes I wait too long and I have to pee so bad that just getting into the bathroom proves to be a challenge.

That was the case the other day when I sucked down a 44 oz Extra Large Diet light ice and had to make a Pit stop at the local Burger King. Now when my bladder is in crisis mode I switch gears and stream line the whole pee pee ritual, simply getting into the stall, and locking the door before I literally piss my pants is a task in itself.

Now my bladder is a funny thing, it sees a toilet and well it just wants to let go, so when in this situation I simply forgo the whole tissue cover thing and quickly pull down the shorts and squat over the toilet and let it drain.

Now I am a conscious public toilet peeer, I know that the closer you get to the toilet seat without touching it of course the least likely you are to spray all over yourself and the surrounding area, so I tend to hover right over that seat. Normally it's not a problem but for some reason I shifted as I first began to squat and unfortunately the toilet I hastily chose wasn't securely fastened to the floor. Needless to say in my attempt to regain my balance I fell back onto the toilet seat and smack dab into some other stupid bitches pee spray.

That's right I was fucking sitting in some other bitches nasty pee, and the worst thing was that I had to stay on the seat till I was finished cuz if I stood up I would have sprayed myself. I am not talking a little pee here, I could feel that toxic wet slop on every inch of my exposed ass on that seat. MUTHER FUCKER!!

Now I can never understand how someone can fucking walk away from a toilet having sprayed their nasty pee all over it and think nothing of cleaning it up. What the hell is wrong with you people!!! Seriously take two minutes to clean your shit off the seat is it really asking too much??

Now I don't care how much you wipe your ass with the toilet paper after such a fiasco but no matter what there is always a few drops that you inevitably miss, and well then you are walking around with someone else's bodily waste on your ass and let me tell you there is nothing more gross than that.

Honestly I had to go home and immediately shower it grossed me out so much. So all you ladies out there reading this, learn how to fucking piss on a toilet without getting it all over the place or the next time I might just drag your ass back into the public restroom and make you clean it up with your tongue. That shit is just nasty, so Knock it OFF!

By the way let me deomonstrate the proper way to pee on a public toilet, notice how the girl below is hovering close but not touching the toilet, she is using the back of her knees to hover right over the pot therefore not spreading her shit everywhere..good technique I give her a ten!

However look at the dipshit airhead that is litterally standing over the toilet just letting her friggins pee splatter as it hit the bowl and sloshes back up onto the seat. You fucking cunt I hope you go to puke in that bowl later that night would serve you right!!!

A little too ironic, don�??t you think?

noreply@blogger.com (Kat) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:43:00 +0000

When do you know it�??s time to take the kiddo to the library? When the 8 year old in your house has read her entire book collection, and is now moving onto your own Klosterman collection leafing through �??Sex, Drugs, And Coco Puffs.�?? Not quite the read I am sure her Dad has in mind for her, so off to the local library we go to find some more appropriate reading materials, little did I know that this simple trip to the library would become so frighteningly educational.

She has her heart set on a chapter book by a Russian author, so we jump on the electronic card catalog to see if there are any books available. She can�??t remember the name of the book so we search for the author, no luck. Knowing how tricky the spelling of Russian names can be I decide to go to the computer terminals to look up the book on Amazon to get the correct spelling�?�.easier said than done�?�.the twenty five or so computers are all occupied�?�..but just then I see a guy get up from the end computer in last row and head to the bathroom.

I make my move�?�thinking yeah I know he�??s got the computer signed out in his name but all I really need is like 30 seconds on Amazon and I will be out of his way before he�??s done washing his hands, he�??ll never even know I was there.

So we sprint to the back to the open computer�?� sit down, I flip back the �??work in progress�?? sheet he left on his screen, hit the button to turn on the monitor, nervously looking toward the bathroom to see if he�??s coming out as to not get caught, when I feel a tough on my arm. I turn to Lilly whose eyes are as big as saucers and ask her what�??s the matter? �?? Mom�?��?�Why is that little girl doing that?�??

To my horror on the screen I had just uncovered was a very graphic picture of an obviously preteen girl giving a middle aged fucker a head job. That�??s right that scum bucket was looking at kiddie porn at the local library. I immediately turn off the monitor, and send her back to the front desk. At this point the jerk off is walking like he is on a mission back to the computer area�?�..obviously he didn�??t take the extra 30 seconds to wash his hands. I am greeted with a charming �??What the hell, I am signed up for this computer for another hour, what do you think you are doing?�??

Of course my response was �??Well I wasn�??t enjoying the kiddie porn you had pulled up on the screen if that�??s what you�??re asking dumb ass�?? Of course the dipshit spews off some idiotic statement that there is no rule against what he could or could not look at on the computers. Oh really�?�. we�??ll see about that mutherfucker�?� so of course in typical �??Kat�?? fashion I head up to the desk to let the desk clerk know what Mr. JackOff is doing in the back row of the computers. I send Lilly to sit on a bench out of earshot and proceed to question the desk clerk.

Needless to say I am not happy with the response that I get from the clerk. I immediately ask her if the Library had a policy on internet usage that customers had to abide by. �??Yes, we have a policy was her response�??. Does said policy state that all forms of pornography including kiddie porn are prohibited was my next question. Once again the clerk confirms my question by saying yes. Ok, then are you aware that the gentleman at the last computer in the back row is at this moment looking at kiddie porn?
Now this is where the conversation takes a pathetic turn for the worse�?��?�the clerks response literally floored me�?��?�.�??Oh he�??s in the back row, so we kinda let it go, no one can really see what he�??s doing, he�??s not really hurting anyone.�??

Excuse me? Let me get this right, you have a policy against looking at porn on your computers that specifically states that it is not allowed, from your statement you are aware he is looking at said material, and you are giving him a free pass because he uses the back row? Have you overlooked the fact that the computer area is located a mere ten feet from the kid�??s book section? Did it not occur to you that you might want to monitor this jack off?

At this point I am asked to keep my voice down�?��?��?�yeah wouldn�??t want to disturb the fucking pedophile�??s in the back row! This of course just makes me want to notch it up a level. �??What keep my voice down that you allow people to watch kiddie porn on your computers here? The next thing you�??ll be telling me is that you ask them if they�??d like a bottle of Jerkins Lotion and a box of Kleenex when they sign out the computers. Might as well make the scum buckets comfortable right?�??

Surprisingly, I am informed that If I don�??t quiet down I will be asked to leave and could have my library privileges revoked. Oh that�??s just perfect isn�??t it, you�??ll punish me someone who has the interest of a child in mind, but you won�??t do fucking squat about someone who is in all probability a child predator hanging out in your library!

By this point the manager has come out of his office and asked what the commotion was all about�?��?�..long story short I rattled off a few choice words about how f�??d up their internet security system was and I was asked to leave the premises. Seeing I was getting nowhere with my argument, I begrudgingly relented and turned on my heal to leave, but not before asking the manager one last question�?��?�.. How exactly am I supposed to explain to an 8 year old why that little girl had her mouth wrapped around that grown man�??s dick? Thanks to your ill managed organization a little piece of her innocence is forever stolen. Just one of the many services you provide the community with my tax dollars�?�A little too ironic, don�??t you think?

Homeschooling Bullshitters

noreply@blogger.com (Kat) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:22:00 +0000

(Warning this is a long post so bear with me�?�.this needs to be said)

They say in the blogging world�?��?��?��?��?��?� That you�??ve really not made it until you have your first heckler�?�.well if that�??s true I�??ve made it a couple times over. You see yesterday I checked my stat counter on my blog and noticed it was going nuts. Tad bit strange because even on a good day I don�??t get much more that 50-80 visitors in a given day. My count by midnight last night was over 350, ok it doesn�??t take Einstein to figure out somethings up, so I pull up my stat counter account and notice a large amount of the hits were coming to the same entry�?�.my �??Teach Your Children Well�?? post.

So I click on one of the incoming links�?�.it�??s an article on a Home Schooling web page�?�and there was a link to my post in the article. Now to be completely honest the writer of the article was very pleasant when referring to my post�?�well actually this is exactly what she said:

Recently, my husband came across a blog entry by a middle-school teacher that was so shocking that he waited until our kids were out of the room before calling me over to read it. The blog entry [warning: obscene language] related a conversation this teacher overheard as she left school one afternoon. She passed a group of several boys and one girl (about 13) waiting for the bus. One of the boys had a plate of cookies. The teacher heard the girl say, "I'll give you a blow job for one of those cookies." (Pause for a moment to marvel at how the heck a 13-year-old girl even knows what a blow job is.)

My husband e-mailed the teacher and expressed sympathy for the toughness of her job. The woman e-mailed back a weary verbal shrug and said it was all in a day's work. Now I don�??t have any gripes with the fact that this woman chose my post to promote her home schooling agenda, hell kudo�??s to her�?�that�??s just good persuasive writing skills at work, and I have to admit it�??s a good example of at least one particular problem that middle school teachers face in public schools.

One thing I do have a problem with is the part where she said her husband emailed me and my response. I didn�??t recall getting an email from her husband and I checked my email both in and out box back before the post date and ummmmm no you didn�??t email me, and I didn�??t respond with a weary verbal shrug. Now I am not calling the man a liar it is quite possible that he confused me with another person he emailed, so I�??m letting it go.

But had I responded, I would certainly have stated that unfortunately it is sad that these behaviors occur, and would have given a hell of a lot more piece of my mind than a simple shrug of my shoulders, and I would have offered a solution to the problem. But moving on cuz there is soooooooo much more to this story than a fabricated email response. The big picture here was that they linked my post, comprehended it and treated me with respect, so I will in turn do the same.

Now of the over three hundred and fifty hits to this post from the homeschooling website (ummm no I am not linking back sorry no link love from me) I only got feedback from three readers. Well lets just see what my new fan club had to say about me, yes me not my post�?� let�??s break it down�?�.

Anonymous said... So that kind of "trash talk" was upsetting, but underneath your title, you note that you're a "little fucking ray of sunshine". Oh, I see here in the comments section, it says, "Go ahead Fuck with me I dare ya". So you can say "fuck" all day long, but this kind of language offends you? Hypocrite, much?

First off Mr/Mrs. Anonymous, I don�??t go around saying fuck all day long. And I never said I was offended by the word Fuck�?�.obviously I use it quite a bit ! What I was horrified by was the fact that she was offering to suck a guys cock for a cookie, and if you had read and comprehended both the post on the homeschool website and my post you would have gotten that.

No I am not a Hypocrite, just because I use the word FUCK along with many other offensive words on my personal blog, which by the way no one forced you to read and comment on, does not mean that I don�??t know when and where it is appropriate. Hypocrite I don�??t think so.

Onto new fan Number 2: �??You're blog is a perfect example of adults who should be an example to teens, and are not. Your blog is ridden with profanity, toothbrushes with jokes on ''ORAL'' ''wankers'' as commenters, and ''Go ahead and FK with me, I dare you'' is the final words of wisdom I see from you.

A practicing Catholic at confession: ''Honestly I think the triple combination of premarital sex, the use of birth control and the mention of ''double penetration'' was too much for him, go figure. Incidentally, I embellished the story just a little, I admit I am evil. I wanted to see (or should I say hear) him squirm.'' Charming confession. Read your conversation to a Priest, and then write on how teens are vulgar, and speak like truck drivers! Rather hypocritical. Thank God you don�??t teach my child.�??

First of all as a teacher, I am not required to be your child�??s role model 24/7. I am their authority figure during school hours only and guess what�?�.It is YOUR responsibility to take care of your child outside of school. What I do during my off hours and what I say on my personal blog is my business not yours!

You were warned before even clicking through to my site that it contained obscene language�?�YOU chose to precede. You could have looked away or better yet looked past the two offensive words you came across and looked at the big picture, the message in the post�?��?�however you chose to attack me on a personal level. Real intelligent move, and such a good example for your children, does your curriculum include lessons on sticking your head up your ass?

The fact that you then choose to root around my blog to find a post in which to rip me again just further proves your ignorance. My confession post has nothing to do with my job as an educator. And if you had half a brain you�??d have realized it was for comic relief�?�..Charming confession, yes, honest, yes, hypocritical no, rather I believe your judgmental attitude and comments just prove how shallow you are.

Once again I never said I was offended by obscene language�?�..obviously you and commenter number one have comprehension problems. As for your final comment to me ---�??Thank God you don�??t teach my children�?? for that one comment you left, I have had hundreds of parents tell me �??Thank God you are my child�??s teacher�?? and that is more powerful than any trolls who could leave me cowardly anonymous comments on my blog.

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Racism: That Zombie Bitch Mutha' That Just Won't Die

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:42:00 +0000

This Rant comes courtesy of The Fly

Alright I have a rant. Its an issue Ive dealt with all my life. Racism. Being of Hispanic and Italian background I look less Mexican than most but still face all the discrimination and stereotypes that comes with it. I only bring this up because I had to face it again two weeks ago when I was out of town visiting a friend for his graduation. There was a bunch of us at a house and me and another buddy decided to hit the bars to have a couple of drinks and play some pool. Later on, another friend joined us. Long story short, later that night as we were having a heated discussion about life, a subject that always seems to come up with drunk people, we decide to leave and on our way out some douche bags start talking to us from the bar's balcony.

The argument started getting pretty heated between us and the balcony idiots. They wanted to know where we were from, I should mention it was me, another Hispanic friend and a white friend, just so you can understand that they weren't talking to Jeremy, my "white" friend; they were talking to the "Hispanic kids" as they referred to us. Anyway, they were implying certain stereotypes towards us like asking why weren't picking fruit or why weren't we in a small car sneaking over the border shit like that; I started to get pretty annoyed with them and told them to either shut the fuck up or bring their sorry punk asses down here so I can spit in their fucking faces. Thats when the racial slurs started flying around. All hell broke loose after that.

I cant be a fucking man now; now I have to be some fucking beaner, a damn porch monkey now. Why cant we be on the fucking level? Fucking cowards! Only one of them were brave enough to come down and we fucked him up as his friends were pulling him back.

You get alcohol in the fucking blood stream and the true person comes out. What they really are thinking falls through the filter and then you are able to see the fucking racist fucks that still exist around us. This type of thing happens every so often and it almost doesn't surprise me anymore, its something that I've come to live with, NOT accept! These fucking idiots get told by their fucking daddy about the world in a non-realistic way and somehow we have to fix our lives around the way they think the world should work. Fuck that Shit! I bow to no one and I will never live my life the way they think I should fucking live my life. I'll put up with shit, I'll argue with ignorant fucks but I will never take racism lying down.

It just angers me that this type of ignorant ideals still exist underneath thin layers of shallow personalities. Its all just there right beneath the surface just waiting to get provoked and turn any person into a racist fuck. And I don't care if they aren't like that all the time; I don't care that they are a different person when they are sober and I will not listen to the fucking excuse that it was the alcohol talking. Fuck That! That shit comes from somewhere and thats an issue that just doesn't manifest itself from nowhere. The fact that people keep this shit hidden under just a thin layer of superficial crap makes it kinda scary for us minorities. You can't ever really tell. You want to believe that Racism doesn't exist and it isn't a big a problem as it was in the past but its still here and its still just as big. Just because we don't see "whites only" signs or burning crosses or police dogs biting minority people doesn't mean racism doesn't still exist in a big way. This plague just learned to evolve to survive and it has become more covert.

Its hard enough to go through life as a fucking human being, thats hard enough. Add another layer with racism and it makes it almost impossible on paper. All your insecurities, all your doubts about yourself comes with life itself and then society feels like throwing another curve ball and we have to somehow find a way to hit that fucker out of the park. There's enough to worry about with the way you dress, how much you know, what kind of education did you get, what job you have, the small superficial shit that comes with living in a society. Now we have to go to the mirror and worry about the color of our fucking skin?

Some young kid has the whole world to look forward to right now and at some point when he looks into the mirror that whole world will seem a little less brighter when he finally notices the color of his skin because before that moment that color never existed in that mirror. It was a monochrome mirror. But with life comes the views of society and no matter how hard your shell is, underneath we are all soft. We all let out those tears no one sees. Life doesn't care we are suffocating from the pain. We have to just pick ourselves up, dust off and keep moving from that moment.

Written by The Fly

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Our Last Thread On BlogCatalog Was Removed By Administration

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:45:00 +0000

Why was our discussion removed?

Here�??s the rule that got us squashed

"Posts with Links and nothing else.

If all your post says is "Click this link to learn about something" whatever that something is, your post will be removed since it isn't designed to initiate a conversation.

You can link to your blog or another website, however it needs to be as a reference, not as the primary purpose of the post.

The best way to determine if your post is going to be removed is ask yourself the question,
"is this post primarily designed to get clicks to my site?" If the answer is yes, then there is a very good chance that your post will be removed."

Well�?� for starters�?� Our post WAS designed to initiate a conversation and it DID pose a question for discussion or debate with a link to our forum to hold said discussion or debate.

The question was�?� What�??s your opinion on teen birth control?

I quoted a recent news article regarding a teenage pregnancy pact, stating that it was this article that spawned the idea for this discussion.

The first comments to come in were all about the fact that my question was not directly related to the article and therefore my thread was confusing and didn�??t make any sense�?� Come on people�?� step outside the box for a moment will ya�?� are you really that narrow minded that you can�??t see how this article could bring up a multitude of thoughts�?� questions about teen sexuality and self esteem issues�?� what would make them do this?... How could it have been prevented?... What about teen birth control?�?� maybe it should be forced on them to prevent them from ruining their lives�?�

Shit flows down-hill, one thing leads to another and when discussing any topic�?� it will or in my humble opinion,�?� it should at least spark some original thoughts that could take said discussion down a different path at which point said discussion is now split into two and so on and so on�?� this could create a need to split a discussion into multiple separate discussions or threads which brings me to my next point�?�

Our thread was placed in shameless blog promotion for a reason�?� To shamelessly promote the new forum extension of The Bad-Ass Blog.Our blog has expanded and opened up a forum that can handle multiple and split topics. The BC rule clearly states�?�

�??You can link to your blog or another website, however it needs to be
as a reference, not as the primary purpose of the post.�?? AND �??The best way to
determine if your post is going to be removed is ask yourself the question,
"is this post primarily designed to get clicks to my site?" If the
answer is yes, then there is a very good chance that your post will be
removed.�??

So�?� really the only violation that I made when I created this particular thread was that it WAS primarily designed to get clicks to our site. If that is not allowed, then my question is why bother having a Shameless Blog Promotion category at all ? Shouldn�??t shameless blog promotion be just that�?� shameless blog promotion? If you must hold your discussion on the threads in BC and your links must be relevant to that discussion�?� well then it seems to me that the shameless blog promotion category is really no different than the general discussion category except for the name which only serves to separate discussions specifically about blogs from discussions about everything else. Maybe the name should be changed to something more like�?� Blog Discussions�?�
General Blog Discussions or Discuss Your Blog Content Here.

Definitions from: www.thefreedictionary.com

Shame
n.
1. a. A painful emotion caused by a strong sense of
guilt, embarrassment, unworthiness, or disgrace.
b. Capacity for such a feeling: Have you no shame?

2. One that brings dishonor, disgrace, or
condemnation.

3. A condition of disgrace or dishonor; ignominy.

4. A great disappointment.

shame·less
adj.
1. Feeling no shame; impervious to disgrace.

2. Marked by a lack of shame: a shameless lie.

pro·mo·tion
n.
1. The act of promoting or the fact of being
promoted; advancement.

2. Encouragement of the progress, growth, or
acceptance of something; furtherance.

3. Advertising; publicity.

So�?� By definition�?� To shamelessly promote a blog would mean that you could shamelessly advertise it with absolutely no cares or concerns for anything other than promoting that blog�?� which is clearly not the case in BlogCatalog's Shameless Blog Promotion Category.

So do I have a point here or not?

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Are We Just Rebels Without A Cause, Or Is There A Method To This Madness ?

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:00:00 +0000

It is painfully obvious and there is no doubt that we are rebelling here... "stickin' it to the man" so to speak. But what are we rebelling against?... Censorship in General... Are we just a couple of maniacs who portray ourselves like this out in the real world... at the grocery store... the PTA meeting or at our places of employment, etc... NO... We do understand that there is a time and a place for everything... and we are offering people a place where it's not only ok... it's actually encouraged to not be politically correct... A place where you can freely discuss issues that may be considered taboo elsewhere.

We are rude, crude, socially unacceptable and completely over the top by design and you will be spoken to in a manner befitting the way in which you portray yourself here. This weeds out the weak... the timid... the easily offended... and those that just prefer to walk around wearing rose colored glasses.... But... If you are able to get past the obscenities and the total "tongue in cheek" humor of it all, you will find some intelligent, hard-core-opinionated people that are not afraid to say how they really feel or to call a spade a spade... You may run across some idiots too, but that's half the fun isn't it? It's extremely doubtful that you will ever get an "I better be careful not to offend" watered down response here... Most likely you'll get a true, raw, possibly offensive yet brutally honest opinion...

We don't ban... we don't delete... we don't moderate... we respond... So, if you have a real controversial topic to discuss or if you just want to talk trash... it really doesn't matter because anything goes here and the same holds true at our new forum... but just remember...

If you can't run with the big dogs... Stay on the fuckin' porch !

Read The Introduction !

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:00:00 +0000

It clearly states... If you can't run with the big dogs... stay on the fuckin' porch! Well... It looks like we sent our first "wanna-be-bad-ass" limping back to the fuckin' porch with his tail between his legs.

Kelly busted into The Bad-Ass fuckin' thrilled that he could say whatever the hell he wanted to here. He sent us emails tellin' us what a great blog we have, added kat & I to his friends list on BC and was beggin' us for a Bad-Ass Blog button to put on his site.

He was spewin' out some stupid, offensive and outlandish shit which is completely acceptable here... I mean... after all, we do it too... but did he really think that he wasn't gonna get called out on it... even if it was just in jest... after all... that is what we do here... we don't ban... we don't delete... we don't moderate... we fucking respond... and kissmyass-kat gave him a little bit of a tongue lashing... It appears that Mr. 7masterheathen can dish it out... but I guess he can't take it back... so he removed us from his friends list and went and joined a new group.

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7masterheathen has removed RegularGuy from his friends list.
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7masterheathen has removed kat822 from his friends list.

7masterheathen has joined the group: Inspiration

Group hug anyone?

We aim to inspire people all over the world to be the best that they can be.

Maybe you can too? Feel free to get amonst it, start a discussion and inspire others, be inspired or a bit of both!

This is for those who realise that life is too short not to seize the day and GO! Smell the flowers.

Simple as that.

So what are you waiting for? Get amongst it.

After all, life is too short not to!

http://www.gosmelltheflowers.com/blog

I dunno... maybe I got it all wrong... maybe he deleted us by mistake and he went over there to go piss on the flowers... or maybe... I really fukin' nailed it... I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

C'mon Kelly... Are you really gonna let it go down like this ?

One Bad-Ass Forum

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:26:00 +0000

We've been gettin' some bitchin' and fuckin' whining about the comment threads here on the blog getting overly congested... and I can't really disagree... don't get me wrong... we're totally diggin' the overwhelming response to our little fuckin' brain-child here so in order to relieve a little congestion and keep things rollin' in a forward motion we've expanded.

One Bad-Ass Forum is now up and running... so go check it out and make sure you register and create a profile!

P.S. Clicking the comment link (fuckin' issues) or title on this post will take you directly to the forum...
See ya on the other side fuckers ;-)

Meat Head Forum Disguised As A Brain ?

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:23:00 +0000

The following is a recent comment from a reader... and I thought that I would use it as an example in an attempt to clarify our purpose here at "One Bad-Ass Blog"

BB said:

"Hm. I like bloggers with opinions. Much saucier to read than watered down posts about the world being full of sugar plums and roses. That being said, (in my humble opinion only) "One Bad Ass Blog" seems like a meat head forum disguised as a brain.

There are tons of opinions here without any info. Just lots of F-words. If it's just going to just be a rant fine. But lose posts about how the world sucks if you're not going to offer up anything else. Otherwise, you're just like all conformists you rant about. People who bitch, but don't do anything about it. Fuckin' pussies."

My response was:

How you doin' BB ?.. Nice to see ya here at the "Bad-Ass"... and that's an interesting take on our little blog here..."meat head forum disguised as a brain"

For starters... we are a week old... and quite honestly built this thing based on one simple idea... true freedom of speech... you can say whatever you want here and you can't get banned.

Now with that being said... we've gone completely over the fuckin' top insofar as our use of profanity and acting like meat heads... This is by design... some people actually even find it humorous.

We are attracting quite a bit of attention being only one week old... As far as being people who bitch, but don't do anything about it... you couldn't be further from the truth there BB... of course there will be people like that on here...and there will be posts, rants and comments from readers bitchin' about everything under the fuckin' sun with no clue about how to fix what they're bitchin' about... but we're letting them get it out... and that's a start dude.

This is just the beginning of something very different... give us a little time and stop back again to see how we evolve... or don't... but trust me... The Bad-Ass... is fuckin' goin' places!

I'm happy to say that BB did in fact come back and to let us know..he or she (sorry not really sure) will be checking back to see how we evolve.

The bottom line is this... We welcome any and all comments, suggestions and opinions... positive... negative... controversial or otherwise... just be prepared to back your shit up!

Man up You Pussy

noreply@blogger.com (Kat) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:29:00 +0000

Well lookie here, our resident bad ass Danny boy was being all kissy kissy over at the blog catalog....

"I did not realize how sensitive this community is. I will refrain from mean spirited and inflammatory comments in the future. I apologize for my violations this morning."

What the fuck!!! man up and get some balls over there, how the hell do you think we are gonna build a rep as being some major fucking bad asses ???? I mean come on even I fuck with the 2 faced brown nosers over there...

Take your muther fucking panties off, take your cock out of your hand, and put on your fucking boxing gloves would you dumb fuck.... sheeeeeeeese lol, what did that red dog whip your pussy ass? lol Start carrying your weight around here or we are gonna take you to the parking lot and kick your sorry ass! Straight up with some of the Detroit shit!

The Fly's Rant

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:03:00 +0000

This is our first guest post here at The Bad-Ass... Courtesy of The Fly

Alright, I'm calling you out world, thats right I said it! It had to be said! Someone had to say it! Fucking superficial crap is everywhere now and its getting to the point where I cant even stand listening to the radio or watch television without feeling like a fucking funnel is being pushed down my fucking throat to swallow a shitty load of garbage. They're taking our knees out from under us and shoving their crap-tastic cock-eyed dick into our mouths and somehow the majority of us are taking that shit with a smile.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why the fuck are you taking a cock down your throats and letting them make mouth babies at your expense? Get a fucking clue. You aren't going to be a better person because you like the same boring-ass shit as everyone else. Wait! Let me be careful because someone might see me like something that isn't being saturised everywhere, fuck that shit! And Fuck You if you think like that. I won't even waste my time on your ass, go back to the cock in your face and service it with a fucking smile, and while you're at it swallow that shit.

People have become so narrow minded that they've become the zombies of an idiotic society. They are the drones of the cock-giving corporations from all over the world and everyone loves the taste of dick but I'm here to slap that taste right out of your mouth. Somehow a stupid-ass opinion drenched in shit is somehow a legitimate view in this idiot world we live in today. The world has gone to shit fuck crappy-land and is hitchhiking to the golden shower waterpark for a vacation.

The cock-giving corporations, the shit stained environmentalists, the shit giving politicians, the devil's lice lawyers, the dingleberry of an education system, the nutsack that is society, and the cock-taking people all hang around the asshole of the world and wait for another nugget of shit to cover themselves in. They bathe themselves in it, they hold a cup under it and eat the shit straight from it like two crazy-ass bitches barfing and shitting on each other.

Wake the fuck up world, take those nuts out of your mouth and put the cock down. Grab some fucking listerine and lets change some shit.

The Back Porch

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:36:00 +0000

Ok...folks... This is the place to vent... Leave your rants right here on the back porch... C'mon... Let's fukin' hear it... no holds barred... if we think it's bad-ass enough... maybe we'll put it up on the main fuckin' page as it's very own post.... but you gotta earn that shit... so whatcha' got ??

Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:13:00 +0000

Kinda funny how the reason why I'm so pissed off is because I just keep gettin' pissed on and I'm not "a diggin' the golden shower type of fuckin' dude", if you know what I mean.

So who's pissin' on me ?... My psychotic, dip-shit, inbred, retarded, fuckin' whore-bag-cunt-flap of an ex-wife, Cruella, along with the entire backward-ass, bad-joke, fuckin' nightmare of a family court system that we have in this lovely fucking country of ours... and in order for me not to wind up bent over Judge Johnson's fucking desk... takin' it in the ass from the court system's proverbial fuckin' penis with 60 grit sand-paper wrapped around it... I have to keep my fuckin' cool... bite my mutha-fuckin' tongue and jump through an endless string of fuckin' hula-hoops in their sick, twisted little fucking dog & pony show.

I wish that I could invite them all over to the parking lot here at the Bad-Ass so I could open up a can of fuckin' whoop-ass that would blow the door off a bank vault and send them all straight to fuckin' hell with a little bit more than just their mutha-fuckin' feelings hurt... Unfortunately... that ain't gonna fuckin' happen... but damn... it felt good to spit that out anyway!

If you wanna hear some of the crazy-ass stories behind this short little rant... I've got fuckin' plenty of 'em over on my other blog... Custody, Divorce & The Court System.

The Bad-Ass Bar & Grill

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:47:00 +0000

Welcome to The Bad-Ass Bar & Grill... Need a place to kick-it with some other fellow bad-asses ? Have some good conversation or bitch about your day... your pay... your life... your wife... or whatever the fuck else is on your mind... Well then pull a stool up to the bar and order a cocktail from our lovely bar-wench... KissMyAss-Kat... She might even listen to your sorry fuckin' ass.

I'm gonna Fucking Fork Someone's Eye Out!

noreply@blogger.com (Kat) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:29:00 +0000

So this is the place to have your beef out with someone huh, well I will live up to my bad ass rep and take RG up on his offer to vent here. So I belong to this "social blogging network" and for the most part it's cool and all...get your blog noticed, pick up a few readers along the way, find a few cool blogs to read.

But with any forum you've always gotta deal with a few ASSHOLES along the way...So in my typical bad ass fashion I've developed a Nemesis on this forum...now I've been a member of forums before and I am quite aware there are people who's opinions I'm not going to agree with...That's not my fucking beef here...what my beef is that this particular "all important self knowing piece of shit" thinks she is the fucking thread police. Last time I checked dickweed no one died and left you in charge.

Yeah you think you are so muther fucking smart telling people they need to move their threads into different areas of the forum, cutting and pasting rules that are not conformed to and what not---Well here's a fucking news flash bitch, you're the only fuck nut complaining. The Mod's and the owner of the forum haven't said a peep about it so shut the fuck up with your "my shit don't stink" attitude.

Secondly, you are a master of editing your comments after others have responded to your bullshit dribble...If you don't think we notice that you wait till the last second to open the box to edit it, you have another thing coming. And if you think we are not ballsy enough to call your ass out on it you are dead wrong biatch!

The only time you should edit is when you place a comment in the wrong place and want to move it for continuity of dialog. Editing comments = Chicken shit tactics! And don't say you are doing it to clarify your all knowing position because you flip flop that pile of shit more than Hillary Clinton does at a Town Hall Meeting in Massachusetts...or your newest excuse of jumping on the "I'm visually impaired bandwagon"....suck it up and get a fucking magnifying glass, or better yet just shut the fuck up and don't converse with me at all.

You know anyone with the minimal amount of education knows the basic rules of debate. Hell I think even Jethro Bodine with his 8th grade education knows that the first step is to have a clear idea of your own arguments and which examples you will be using to support those arguments. Hell he learned that right after he mastered "Carry the knot" But it's a bit hard to respond to your "humble" opinions when you keep changing your response in an effort to make the other person look as if they are talking out their ass,,,, when in point they blew your nimwhitted response out of the god damn water.

So TT if you want to have your say meet me in the "Parking Lot" for an old fashioned
tongue lashing and let me really know what your tree hugging ass thinks...I'll even bring the magnifying glass ,,,er I mean change the font so you can see every sweet muther fucking word I have to say.....So you game? Wanna scrap it out in the Parking Lot old school???? Yeah right in your mother fuckin ass bitch, With that Detroit city shit. SO bad asses out there are We on the same script? Yo, Homies come tell this Mother Fucker OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Parking Lot

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:24:00 +0000

If you've called somebody out, or you've been called out, or if your just lookin' to pick a fight... You've come to the right place. Just like in the good ole' days after school... or outside the bar...this is where you throw down... Now go find that mother fucker!

And The Point Is ?

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:28:00 +0000

The point is this... Controversy & Drama... they surround us every day... Some of us love it... Some of us hate it... Either way, we've all got to fuckin' deal with it!

Maybe you're always tryin' to do the right thing... tryin' to be the better person... tryin' to be politically correct... tryin' not to step on anybody's fuckin' toes... but you just keep gettin' shit on...

Maybe you're sick and tired of being Mr. or Mrs. Goody-two-shoes and you just wanna pick a fight and let somebody fuckin' have it.

Maybe you just wanna vent and cuss' like a fuckin' sailor or maybe... you actually have somethin' to fuckin' say but nobody's been listenin'.

Maybe there's another blogger pissin' you off on one of the social networks... but you can't really say what you want 'cause you don't wanna get banned... tell 'em to meet ya in the parking lot at the "bad-ass" where anything goes.

Whatever the case may be... you can do it here... so let your inner "bad-ass" out... and let's do this fuckin' thing!

Oh Yeah..........

noreply@blogger.com (Kat) — Sat, 31 May 2008 20:03:00 +0000

This is gonna be fucking goooooooood, fuck with you later

Welcome To The Jungle

noreply@blogger.com (R.G.) — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:54:00 +0000

This blog is gonna be a team effort between me, R.G.Sixpac and my partner in crime here, KissMyAss-Kat. We are extending an open invitation to anyone and everyone out there. We wanna hear what's got your boxers in a bunch or your panties in a crinkle. So watcha' got ? Who's pissin' you off ? You got a beef with a friend, a neighbor, a family member, a co-worker, another blogger... whoever the fuck it is... Bring it here!

You wanna call somebody out ?... Tell 'em to meet ya in the parking lot at the "bad-ass"... We've got the new intense debate discussion style threaded fuckin' comment system workin'... so go ahead and start a thread and let's see what happens... but, I'll tell ya... This ain't gonna be no place for the weak or the timid, so if you are easily offended, then I suggest you just get the fuck out now... besides... I think I hear your mommy callin'... dinner's gettin' cold.

So... your still fuckin' readin' huh... Well... Welcome to the jungle, but don't fall asleep here... cause you might get eaten!

Stop sittin' around... c'mon... we wanna know... How fuckin' bad ass are you ?