Only Being Funny

The making of Vodafone zoozoo...it's not animated

2009-05-14T20:22:00.006+05:30

You Thought It's An Animation!!!!!!

Disorder in the American Courts -- Hilarious

2009-05-14T19:58:00.000+05:30

These are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word
for word, taken down and now published by court reporters
that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: ?Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot? ?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is
he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? ?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with
male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to
a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a
fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school
did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law.

Doggie Nightmare --- Sleepwalk

2009-03-20T00:19:00.002+05:30

Simply amazing!!! Sleepwalking Dog --- Terrible Nightmare

Federer Crying at AO 2009 Ceremony

2009-02-01T21:58:00.006+05:30

Federer lost to Nadal in another epic final at AO 09. Anyone who saw the match could say that Federer would be the deserving winner. But destiny had decided something else. And again the same guy Nadal. This broke even the 13 time grand slam champion.
Sometimes you just can't do anything.

Most Beautiful In Europe!!!

2008-11-25T19:28:00.003+05:30

She is termed as one of the most beautiful in entire Europe !!!

For those who thought laptops are for computing only...

2008-11-25T19:14:00.002+05:30

Stunning Ads By WWF

2008-11-25T18:54:00.005+05:30

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The group says its mission is "to halt and reverse the destruction of our natural environment" . Currently, much of its work focuseson the conservation of three biomes that contain most of the world's biodiversity: forests, freshwater ecosystems, and oceans and coasts. Among other issues, it is also concerned with endangered species, pollution and climate change. The organization runs more than 1,200 field projects worldwide in any given year.

To make the world to be more concern on conservation, WWF has been constantly delivering these strong messages;

We are all Together!

Stunning New Phone from Motorola

2008-11-25T18:47:00.001+05:30

Sand Castles!!!

2008-11-25T18:44:00.002+05:30

Avoid using Mobiles while Driving Ad!!!

2008-11-16T23:04:00.002+05:30

Wherever you go, Our network follows..............

The Most Important File in your Office!!!

2008-11-16T23:00:00.002+05:30

Original Amulets!!!

2008-11-16T22:52:00.004+05:30

Amazing Transparent Car

2008-11-16T22:47:00.004+05:30

Only from Japan!!!

2008-11-15T19:31:00.002+05:30

Memorial Day Air Show from Jones Beach, NY

2008-11-15T19:21:00.004+05:30

These are some of the best shots of NYC and the Statue of Liberty you'll ever see.

Memorial Day Air Show from Jones Beach, NY

Effects of Global Warming

2008-11-15T19:18:00.002+05:30

EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING

Wake Up !!!
before its TOO LATE!!!

Different faces of Bush

2008-10-06T22:03:00.004+05:30

Weird Hairstyles!!!!

2008-10-06T21:59:00.001+05:30

Creative mechanical ideas!!!!!

2008-10-06T21:49:00.002+05:30

Cigarettes increases Longevity?????

2008-10-06T21:46:00.001+05:30

Upcoming Movies

2008-10-05T02:20:00.002+05:30

Drona

The players: Abhishek Bachchan, Priyanka Chopra, Kay Kay Menon, Jaya Bachchan

The maker: Goldie Behl

The plot: Somewhere in the land of myth, magic and mystery a regular guy (Bachchan) comes to terms with his super hero status which involves battling the spiteful, power-hungry baddie (Menon) with a cool sword in hand and feisty she-bodyguard (Chopra) in tow.

Pros: After Krrish, maybe the audience is ready to place their bets on the zardozi-clad knight with extraordinary powers. Abhishek does possess the requisite intensity and presence to pull this off. Besides, there's this chemistry thing between him and Priyanka, which as witnessed in Bluffmaster, works very well.

Cons: The promos make Drona seem like a compilation of a zillion Hollywood fantasy flicks.

Release date: October 2.

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Kidnap

The players: Sanjay Dutt, Imran Khan, Minissha Lamba, Vidya Malvade.

The maker: Sanjay Gadhvi

The plot: Boy meets girl gets a twist. Hot guy (Khan) holds hot girl (Lamba) hostage. Next, he sets up a series of tasks for her estranged billionaire papa (Dutt) to perform, before the latter can come to her rescue.

Pros: Imran Khan is a fine actor and has aroused considerable curiosity among audiences with his unusual choice of second film. Also, Kidnap is a refreshing break for its director Sanjay Gadhvi after the mindless yet profitable Dhoom movies.

Cons: Gadhvi does have a soft corner for style over substance.

Release date: October 2.

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Karzzzz

The players: Himesh Reshammiya, Urmila Matondkar, Shweta Kumar.

The maker: Satish Kaushik

The plot: South-Africa based rock star (Reshammiya) finds love in a pretty dancer (Kumar), only she happens to be under the guardianship of a woman (Matondkar) he dated and got killed by in his previous birth.

Pros: Reincarnation has usually been a lucrative theme at the box-office. Not to forget singer-turned-actor Reshammiya's overwhelming popularity or the bumper opening of his debut, Aap Ka Surroor.

Cons: As in case of most remakes, purists are bound to thumb down Kaushik's reworking of Subhash Ghai's musical drama of romance, rebirth and revenge.

Release Date: October 17.

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Fashion

The players: Priyanka Chopra, Kangana Ranaut, Mughda Godse, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Arbaaz Khan.

The maker: Madhur Bhandarkar

The plot: A small-town girl (Chopra) hits big-time success on the runway. But the stress and insecurity of leading a high-profile existence in the cut-throat world of modeling is no catwalk, as she subsequently discovers.

Pros: The premise definitely has our attention. Ditto for the cast.

Cons: Fashion isn't everyone's cup of tea and there's a possibility a significant section of the audience might not relate with it.

Release date: October 29.

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Golmaal Returns

The players: Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor, Tusshar Kapoor, Arshad Warsi, Shreyas Talpade, Celina Jaitley and Amrita Arora.

The maker: Rohit Shetty

The plot: In a comedy of confusion, a guy (Devgan), with some help from his friends (Kapoor, Talpade), creates one delusion after another to save his skin from the suspicious other half (Kareena). That they have a mysterious murder to deal with only adds to the mayhem.

Pros: Golmaal had its moments. Hopefully, so will the sequel. Besides watching Omkara's Omi and Dolly in a new light should be interesting.

Cons: Mixing mystery with comedy isn't always a bright idea. Remember the deal with Shetty's Sunday?

Release date: October 29.

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Billo Barber

The players: Shah Rukh Khan, Irrfan Khan, Lara Dutta.

The maker: Priyadarshan

The plot: Unable to adjust himself with changing times, a barber (Irrfan) hits an all time low in business. And then one fine day, his superstar childhood friend (SRK) comes in neighbourhood and life takes a turn for the better.

Pros: SRK and Irffan sharing screen space to play a contemporary Lord Krishna and Sudama? Sounds good! Buzz is Kareena Kapoor and Deepika Padukone will pitch in an item number each.

Cons: This is not a regular SRK flick. Maybe that's also a good thing.

Release date: November 7.

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Dostana

The players: Abhishek Bachchan, John Abraham, Priyanka Chopra and Bobby Deol.

The maker: Tarun Mansukhani

The plot: Two guys (Bachchan, Abraham), a girl (Chopra), living under one roof in Miami. Complications arise when the girl develops a crush on one of them. Only he likes him better than her.

Pros: It's a trendy, young-looking rom-com shot in the land of bikini and beaches -- Miami.

Cons: The audience might feel tired of seeing Priyanka in so many films, one after another, this year (Golden bikini, notwithstanding). Also, it's a tricky subject, which is definitely bound to raise eyebrows.

Release date: November 14.

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Yuvraaj

The players: Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Zayed Khan and Mithun Chakravarthy.

The maker: Subhash Ghai

The plot: Yuvraaj revolves around the young men who don't have the faintest idea of what they want but will go after it with rebellion anyway.

Pros: It'll be intriguing to watch Salman deliver under Ghai's guidance. Also, his equation with Katrina in a non-David Dhawan caper.

Cons: What if it turns out to be another one of Ghai's star-studded, soul-less extravaganza. Taal, Yaadein or Kisna, anyone?

Release date: November 21.

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Kambakth Ishq

The players: Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani, Amrita Arora.

The maker: Sabir Khan

The plot: What happens when a daring stuntman (Kumar) falls for a Page 3 types (Kapoor)? Kambakth ishq, indeed!

Pros: Akshay Kumar! The man is on a roll. Also, Sylvester Stallone making his Bollywood debut, even if it's only a special appearance.

Cons: Debutant director Sabir Khan might not have the experience to do justice to the film, shot on a multi-crore canvas, extensively in Hollywood and more, with Bollywood's A-listers like Akki and Kareena.

Release date: December 5.

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Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

The players: Shah Rukh Khan, Anushka Sharma

The maker: Aditya Chopra

The plot: Older guy, younger girl. It's not exactly a match made in heaven. But that's that.

Pros: Aditya Chopra returns to direct after a long break. And as always SRK is his leading man.

Cons: Audiences might be fed up of love stories with huge age-gaps after Nishabd and Cheeni Kum.

Release date: December 12.

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Ghajini

The players: Aamir Khan, Jiah Khan, Asin.

The maker: A R Murugadoss

The plot: A man (Khan) suffering from short-term memory loss finds himself in a very dodgy situation. How he deals with it forms the crux of the plot.

Pros: Ever since its announcement to Aamir' shaved look, the Hindi remake of the Tamil hit, Ghajini has evoked huge levels of excitement. More importantly, the perfectionist and his films are synonymous with substance.

Cons: Perhaps it's dark theme with only revenge on its mind.

Release date: December 26.

Night Lights of the city around the world

2008-10-01T15:30:00.000+05:30

Night Lights of the city around the world

TORONTO

PARIS

SINGAPORE

NIAGARA FALLS

BRAZIL

LONDON

Singapore Airlines A380 ... A Class beyond Business Class

2008-10-01T15:21:00.000+05:30

This is called Traveling in "ROYAL CLASS"

Cute Puppies

2008-10-01T15:17:00.001+05:30

See what a man can do with sand

2008-10-01T15:05:00.000+05:30

See what a man can do with sand

AMAZING ARTWORK!!!!!!!!!!