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	<title>O p e n J e s u s . o r g</title>
	
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		<title>All Goldman Sachs employees are going to Hell!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1435</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know your economy sucks. I know a lot of your are losing your jobs, your houses, and even your ability to retire. But you&#8217;ve brought it on yourself, allowing gays to prance around openly and abortions to be made available on every street corner. Even in His wrath God still has a gift for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Army lets muslim join, mass murder ensues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1418</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We all know that the United States was founded as a Christian nation. There&#8217;s no debating that. General George Washington used to talk about how he was fighting for God. John Adams went door-to-door delivering tracts. Thomas Jefferson, in one of the boldest acts of early American Christianity, even owned slaves. In fact, so irrefutable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Allowing fags to get married is dangerous</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/allowing-fags-to-get-married-is-dangerous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Heavenly Precedent]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday the voters of Maine chose to maintain the sanctity of marriage, overturning a previous law which granted fag couples the right to be recognized as something other than the filthy whores they really are. The party still continues in Heaven today, where the campaigning for ever-increasing scrutiny and hate for fags continues unabated, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween angers God, so He killed a kid</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/halloween-angers-god-so-he-killed-a-kid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barbie Bridges]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1366</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was two things. First of all it was Saturday, which made it the Sabbath. Secondly, it was Halloween. It only happens once every few years that Satan&#8217;s personal holiday falls on God&#8217;s mandated day of worship, so I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll all understand when I tell you it really pisses Dad off when you worship [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Dodd (D) diagnosed with God’s Wrath</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/chris-dodd-diagnosed-with-gods-wrath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It should come as no surprise to anyone that the Wrath of God takes the form of cancer more often than any other ailment in the modern era. Its prevalence might cause a more enlightened people to wonder if their decadent and worldly lifestyle is the cause of such a widespread affliction, but somehow its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liveblogging the Michael Jackson Judgment!</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/liveblogging-the-michael-jackson-judgment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1306</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s here! The freakin&#8217; King of Pop is here! In a few minutes I&#8217;m going to meet my disciples outside the Gates where God will be trying Michael Jackson! We haven&#8217;t had a case this contentious in a long, long time. I&#8217;m going to be updating in real-time and tweeting or twatting or whatever it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mark Sanford is going to Hell for extramarital sex</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/mark-sanford-is-going-to-hell-for-extramarital-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/mark-sanford-is-going-to-hell-for-extramarital-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1289</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I apologize, my children. I should have told you earlier that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was a filthy whoremonger and cheater. As you&#8217;ve probably heard by now, he&#8217;s been outed by your mainstream media in what is only the latest in a series of running sex scandals for God&#8217;s chosen Republican Party. If they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why fags shouldn’t have kids</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/why-fags-shouldnt-have-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My children, a great injustice has been done in Georgia. In what will unquestionably go down as one of the single worst decisions in the history of world jurisprudence, the Georgia Supreme Court has decided that the children of a man who chose late in his life to defy God and live a life of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin is an unmitigated moron</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/sarah-palin-is-an-unmitigated-moron/</link>
		<comments>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/sarah-palin-is-an-unmitigated-moron/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Letterman]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, as the Son of God it is my duty to love each and every one of you more than I love even myself. I will admit that on the mornings that I catch sight of myself in the mirror this can be tougher than you&#8217;d think. You have no idea the kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In response to your prayers for Obama’s death</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/in-response-to-your-prayers-for-obamas-death/</link>
		<comments>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/in-response-to-your-prayers-for-obamas-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wiley Drake]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.openjesus.org/?p=1214</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On a normal day I&#8217;ll receive somewhere in the neighborhood of ten to thirteen million prayers asking for some person or group to be killed, and on that same normal day I&#8217;ll only answer about fifty of them. It&#8217;s not that the millions of other subjects of these prayers for death don&#8217;t deserve it &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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