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&lt;center"vamos corda?"="" pular=""&gt;&lt;/center"vamos&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-2250855760379913702?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Uma salva de palmas pela matéria ironicamente bem feita.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-579652768010424555?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Poderia ter ficado quieta&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-8236703624913011816?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;FUCK THE POLICE, literalmente.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-1734394796823333379?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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via &lt;a href="http://brgag.com.br/"&gt;BRgag&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-2587220401874301664?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Foto enviada por &lt;b&gt;Marcos Prisco&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-419702658372821068?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Quando eu ganhar na mega sena, farei uma igual essa na minha mansão.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-6941334346884150678?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WLNSiC3oz8y03qeq2S1mp4kUr1Q/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WLNSiC3oz8y03qeq2S1mp4kUr1Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/pRDeFJNWtzI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/pRDeFJNWtzI/piscina-de-roqueiro.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gEijV8LxFrA/TzkBuzlWwWI/AAAAAAAABcQ/BXJxzxRVuyI/s72-c/11-02-2012-15.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/piscina-de-roqueiro.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-5970201687207191107</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-08T16:06:10.826-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">imagens</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><title>Mãe orgulhosa</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-65X5rRsnqAc/TzK5ajFRu-I/AAAAAAAABcI/wDBH7QL_2dg/s1600/filho.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-65X5rRsnqAc/TzK5ajFRu-I/AAAAAAAABcI/wDBH7QL_2dg/s1600/filho.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;Se beber, não faça sexo.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-5970201687207191107?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p00zhSwDC7r9aRxWMBjVw_nnooU/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p00zhSwDC7r9aRxWMBjVw_nnooU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p00zhSwDC7r9aRxWMBjVw_nnooU/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p00zhSwDC7r9aRxWMBjVw_nnooU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/wwDZSZzepsE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/wwDZSZzepsE/mae-orgulhosa.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-65X5rRsnqAc/TzK5ajFRu-I/AAAAAAAABcI/wDBH7QL_2dg/s72-c/filho.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/mae-orgulhosa.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-2847975326171787689</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-07T15:32:02.867-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">entrenimento</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">vídeos</category><title>Chevrolet + Ok Go = Orquestra ambulante</title><description>Post do &lt;a href="http://comunicadores.info/2012/02/06/chevrolet-cria-carro-com-orquestra-ambulante-para-a-banda-ok-go/"&gt;Comunicadores&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="background-color: white; color: #5f5f5f; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;A banda é super descolada e o projeto é muito criativo, mas é tudo parte de uma ótima campanha que a&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Chevrolet&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;fez para divulgar o&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Chevy Sonic&lt;/strong&gt;, o novo carro teen da marca.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: white; color: #5f5f5f; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;A agência&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;Goodby Silverstein &amp;amp; Partners&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;criou o conceito da campanha ‘&lt;a href="http://letsdothis.com/"&gt;Let’s Do This&lt;/a&gt;‘ e colocou o novo modelo da marca em todos os tipos de situação. Neste vídeo feito em parceria com a banda&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;OK Go&lt;/strong&gt;, para a fantástica música&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;“Needing/Geeting”&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;, os criativos fizeram do automóvel uma verdadeira orquestra ambulante, e tudo isso em pleno deserto.&amp;nbsp;Olha só o resultado:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: white; margin-bottom: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #5f5f5f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: transparent; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #5f5f5f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MejbOFk7H6c" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #5f5f5f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="background-color: white; margin-bottom: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #5f5f5f; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-2847975326171787689?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vt6yljcXUoisKYnD0ALZHi6Dz-w/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vt6yljcXUoisKYnD0ALZHi6Dz-w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/9UrHvlncHJg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/9UrHvlncHJg/chevrolet-ok-go-orquestra-ambulante.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/MejbOFk7H6c/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/chevrolet-ok-go-orquestra-ambulante.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-2578931743901592355</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-07T14:41:08.072-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tirinha</category><title>Trabalho de escola</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AGgoH9r96wg/TzFT46PKhbI/AAAAAAAABcA/VjijTWlYG3k/s1600/402588_359993700686790_306801396006021_1437400_1508923090_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AGgoH9r96wg/TzFT46PKhbI/AAAAAAAABcA/VjijTWlYG3k/s640/402588_359993700686790_306801396006021_1437400_1508923090_n.jpg" width="577" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;Sempre tem esses desgraçados que acabam com nossa felicidade.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-2578931743901592355?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1kw58NjFhcc9o-y48N_rgb6sHEI/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1kw58NjFhcc9o-y48N_rgb6sHEI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1kw58NjFhcc9o-y48N_rgb6sHEI/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1kw58NjFhcc9o-y48N_rgb6sHEI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/eb16qF2cITc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/eb16qF2cITc/trabalho-de-escola.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AGgoH9r96wg/TzFT46PKhbI/AAAAAAAABcA/VjijTWlYG3k/s72-c/402588_359993700686790_306801396006021_1437400_1508923090_n.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/trabalho-de-escola.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-5550361649046157406</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-06T13:44:57.328-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><title>Amigo de verdade</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LjEZBz_dbvU/Ty_1RdmoaOI/AAAAAAAABb4/dTneD0Ozqbo/s1600/0-65758300-1328487545-amigo-de-verdade-com-timbre-medio-png.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="512" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LjEZBz_dbvU/Ty_1RdmoaOI/AAAAAAAABb4/dTneD0Ozqbo/s640/0-65758300-1328487545-amigo-de-verdade-com-timbre-medio-png.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;É oque eu sempre digo: "Amigo que é amigo, caga de mão dada."&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-5550361649046157406?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vELmsIwJBhe_B_QG5nhTbBJD6dE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vELmsIwJBhe_B_QG5nhTbBJD6dE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vELmsIwJBhe_B_QG5nhTbBJD6dE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vELmsIwJBhe_B_QG5nhTbBJD6dE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/vw9SpAgnge8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/vw9SpAgnge8/amigo-de-verdade.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LjEZBz_dbvU/Ty_1RdmoaOI/AAAAAAAABb4/dTneD0Ozqbo/s72-c/0-65758300-1328487545-amigo-de-verdade-com-timbre-medio-png.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/amigo-de-verdade.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-3885173739682520212</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-02T13:46:40.904-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">entrenimento</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">vídeos</category><title>Rita Lee em seu momento "FUCK THE POLICE"</title><description>&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;No último show de sua carreira, marcando a despedida definitiva dos palcos, a cantora&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rita Lee&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;decidiu fazer jus ao gênero musical que representa e botou pra quebrar no melhor estilo&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;rock’n’roll&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bqhejBCCYP8?feature=player_embedded" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Podem me chamar de maconheiro, oque for, mais apoio a Rita Lee, sério.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;foi a maior &lt;a href="http://www.treta.com.br/2012/01/fuck-the-police-21-edio-especial-pica.html"&gt;treta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-3885173739682520212?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YYcPRwLal5I1luQPGYBH2qFcEOU/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YYcPRwLal5I1luQPGYBH2qFcEOU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YYcPRwLal5I1luQPGYBH2qFcEOU/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YYcPRwLal5I1luQPGYBH2qFcEOU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/VyTG9O1cX-Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/VyTG9O1cX-Q/rita-lee-em-seu-momento-fuck-police.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/bqhejBCCYP8/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/rita-lee-em-seu-momento-fuck-police.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-7137049334787629974</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-02T13:36:20.462-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FAIL</category><title>FAIL compilation de janeiro</title><description>Saiu o primeiro FAIL compilation de 2012. DIVIRTAM-SE:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HP5Yb2X8kYE?feature=player_embedded" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-7137049334787629974?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x6cwh8kGNtbmbOfrEhDsNHYyhWY/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x6cwh8kGNtbmbOfrEhDsNHYyhWY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x6cwh8kGNtbmbOfrEhDsNHYyhWY/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x6cwh8kGNtbmbOfrEhDsNHYyhWY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/_u-zaHX84wk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/_u-zaHX84wk/fail-compilation-de-janeiro.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/HP5Yb2X8kYE/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/fail-compilation-de-janeiro.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-5481193664046794323</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-02T13:31:44.424-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">curiosidades</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">imagens</category><title>Aquário Bob esponja</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IPNHhxNTbuk/TyqsKHhMVkI/AAAAAAAABbw/E_7LOy2rG5c/s1600/euquero.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IPNHhxNTbuk/TyqsKHhMVkI/AAAAAAAABbw/E_7LOy2rG5c/s1600/euquero.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Vou ficar com&amp;nbsp;lombriga se eu não tiver um desses.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-5481193664046794323?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cc6xY-yVqxKnyhv4aTA018TuCUA/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cc6xY-yVqxKnyhv4aTA018TuCUA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/nJNg1byZ6KY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/nJNg1byZ6KY/aquario-bob-esponja.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IPNHhxNTbuk/TyqsKHhMVkI/AAAAAAAABbw/E_7LOy2rG5c/s72-c/euquero.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/aquario-bob-esponja.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-8124331120628453134</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-01T16:47:03.051-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">vídeos</category><title>Bill Gates, é você?</title><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;object style="height: 315px; width: 560px;"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQlMsw8oZ6E?version=3&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQlMsw8oZ6E?version=3&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="560" height="315"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;"O senhor é Bill Gates, não é?&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-8124331120628453134?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DKphjAw85M2Q-O9uF5i5byeBDws/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DKphjAw85M2Q-O9uF5i5byeBDws/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/TtZgUDLtJQg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/TtZgUDLtJQg/bill-gates-e-voce.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/bill-gates-e-voce.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-6349475968491730356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-01T13:53:41.593-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><title>Tirada certeira</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vUJFsoicUKY/TylftYDT8uI/AAAAAAAABbo/igp2E1065DU/s1600/vish.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="528" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vUJFsoicUKY/TylftYDT8uI/AAAAAAAABbo/igp2E1065DU/s640/vish.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Ela poderia ter ficado sem essa.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-6349475968491730356?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zZ660ifMZHDPLKqSQIu1XroCrUU/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zZ660ifMZHDPLKqSQIu1XroCrUU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/PhimJ1FtLmg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/PhimJ1FtLmg/tirada-certeira.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vUJFsoicUKY/TylftYDT8uI/AAAAAAAABbo/igp2E1065DU/s72-c/vish.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/02/tirada-certeira.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-190160845787754962</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-01T14:02:02.957-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">curiosidades</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">imagens</category><title>Palhaços sobre duas rodas</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sdDkIgfcBSk/TyEtQeaktiI/AAAAAAAABbY/WqYRDpsbrjA/s1600/0-28360400-1327494768-396202_314660381906449_214768381895650_868601_1088517147_n-jpg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sdDkIgfcBSk/TyEtQeaktiI/AAAAAAAABbY/WqYRDpsbrjA/s1600/0-28360400-1327494768-396202_314660381906449_214768381895650_868601_1088517147_n-jpg.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-190160845787754962?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;IMPOSSÍVEL, SÉRIO!&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-8114439749236660998?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed height="450" src="http://clickjogos.uol.com.br/embed.php?id=10987&amp;amp;t=50644f42bbc1f1aec68977d6faa43909" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://clickjogos.uol.com.br/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;h3 style="background-color: white; color: #e10000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"&gt;Como Jogar:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;li class="clearfix" style="clear: both; display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px;"&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-arrows" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -160px -100px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 29px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;ou&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-w" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -40px -60px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-s" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -160px -40px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-a" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: 0px -20px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-d" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -60px -20px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;controlam o veículo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="clearfix" style="clear: both; display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px;"&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-c" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -40px -20px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;ou&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-n" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -60px -40px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;freio de mão&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="clearfix" style="clear: both; display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px;"&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-space" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -120px -160px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 36px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;nitro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="clearfix" style="clear: both; display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px;"&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-enter" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: 0px -140px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;reposiciona o veículo no centro do cenário&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="clearfix" style="clear: both; display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px;"&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="key-r" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: url(http://img3.clickjogos.uol.com.br/images/controls_sprite.png); background-origin: initial; background-position: -140px -40px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; float: left; height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 16px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="display: block; float: left; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;reinicia o estágio&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yacCUqyAwqQ/TyEskyIdh5I/AAAAAAAABbQ/mkJrll_Ghv8/s1600/0-10941800-1327514308-musica-brasileira2-jpg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="587" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yacCUqyAwqQ/TyEskyIdh5I/AAAAAAAABbQ/mkJrll_Ghv8/s640/0-10941800-1327514308-musica-brasileira2-jpg.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-2187440071418802549?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KOt3rv_c0i6oP_X9Yf2JOPMC1KE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KOt3rv_c0i6oP_X9Yf2JOPMC1KE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~4/0V_cymvxoTk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/opiorquetem/yNbz/~3/0V_cymvxoTk/decadencia-musical.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Marcelo Sarpa)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yacCUqyAwqQ/TyEskyIdh5I/AAAAAAAABbQ/mkJrll_Ghv8/s72-c/0-10941800-1327514308-musica-brasileira2-jpg.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.opiorquetem.com/2012/01/decadencia-musical.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2586427652225560866.post-3076610844917579247</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-26T08:31:25.159-02:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">curiosidades</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><title>Alô mulheres entediadas</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YFiu-G-piQE/TyErOYwzxnI/AAAAAAAABbI/FRFaUV8Ci1U/s1600/0-78127300-1327527824-tedio-jpg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YFiu-G-piQE/TyErOYwzxnI/AAAAAAAABbI/FRFaUV8Ci1U/s640/0-78127300-1327527824-tedio-jpg.jpg" width="451" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;"Não sou machista, pode ir perguntar pra minha mulher, que está lá lavando a louça.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-3076610844917579247?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S3HfHBihmcY/Tx7SAW0V8aI/AAAAAAAABbA/ncwoATSlqlo/s1600/dr_house.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="264" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S3HfHBihmcY/Tx7SAW0V8aI/AAAAAAAABbA/ncwoATSlqlo/s640/dr_house.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Aqui no Brasil dor no joelho é virose...&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-7125915874772315029?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;Dá um HEAD SHOT nesse desgraçada, por favor.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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vi no facebook do &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/jackienomade"&gt;Jackie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-1273876207091263966?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xMQMjk-kQAY?feature=player_embedded" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;Eu chorei &lt;strike&gt;de rir&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2586427652225560866-3506608587272713329?l=www.opiorquetem.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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