Orange Big Brother 9 Blog

Karly gets kicked out

2009-07-17T23:23:28+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley It was always going to be a close call between Karly and Noirin, but when Big Brother chucked her boyfriend Kenneth into the house just minutes before the eviction was announced, we knew Big Brother’s eye had turned evil. The public has seen Karly kicked onto the crap heap, and in what surely must be one of the cruellest things Big Brother has ever done, she was given just minutes with her fella before she was shown the door. Which means she also has to wait a lot longer for her reunion action. She was...

Five new housemates

2009-07-17T23:02:23+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley Tonight Big Brother lobbed five brand new housemates into the mix before the eviction, and here’s a quick summary of them all… Kenneth (pictured): Karly’s boyfriend who considers himself a self-employed international playboy. He think if it doesn’t make money, it doesn’t make sense, and he thinks hell would look like Glasgow. Smoking offends him and he would least like to find swine flu in the house. Bea: Bohemian hippy who works in recruitment and wants to be a stylist and have a vintage clothes shop in Ibiza. She doesn’t want to talk about her...

Eviction Prediction - July 17

2009-07-16T12:31:59+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley Not even an argumentative toad like Jordan could argue with this week’s Eviction Prediction – the only way Freddie aka Halfwit will be leaving the Big Brother house this Friday would be by having a freak brain embolism or by accidentally standing on a unearthed WWII bomb and being blasted over the wall. He’s been given a week-away from the firing line by the other housemates. Enjoy it as long as it lasts, sunshine – exactly one week. Once again we have a large assemblage of attention-seeking absurdities with nooses tied around their necks. Four...

Kris evicted

2009-07-10T22:44:31+01:00

Posted by Nikki Scholey Halfwit has done it again! The Oxford graduate has survived another eviction and it was Kris who was booted out of the Big Brother house. The housemates were flabbergasted as the womaniser's name was read out. Kris' face was also one of disbelief when he was booed by the crowd - yes Kris we know it's hard to believe but everyone doesn't love you. His first taste of freedom didn't taste too sweet either. He was ripped apart by Davina and the panel which included All Saints singer Melanie Blatt who basically said he was...

July 10 - Eviction Prediction

2009-07-10T12:29:00+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley Last week, your erstwhile Eviction Predictor had an easy blog to write – Sree would be hitting the deck with less grace than a one-legged man trying to do a somersault. So certain was I in that piece that after my editor read it he said: “You’d better be right!” And, so adamant that I was correct about the upcoming result, I offered to come into work on the Saturday and correct all my mistakes for free if I was wrong. I was right. But this week’s Eviction Prediction is not being written with such...

Sree - get out!

2009-07-03T23:16:33+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley When Big Brother asked Sree what he thought his chances of surviving the eviction were a couple of days ago, he said: “200%!” But tonight, the only two large things he got were two gigantic fingers from the public telling him exactly where to go. Sree has been slung into the BB skip, where we have no doubt he’ll be looking for bits of wood to put together so he can assemble a pole vault, allowing him to fly back into the house to further sex-pest Noirin. He was an excruciating contestant to watch for...

Freddie vs Sree - Eviction Prediction

2009-07-03T12:13:39+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley Only a foolish soul would place money on sleaze-dog Sree surviving tonight’s eviction battle against Freddie aka Halfwit. In fact it would be a gambling endeavour almost as idiotic as playing Russian Roulette with an Uzi and offering to go first. A glance at the odds the bookies are offering just about says it all. Halfwit is not only favourite to survive but is outright favourite to win the whole thing, with odds hovering around the 2/1 mark. Sree, on the other hand, has odds of 1/239 in some camps. Fancy a flutter on the...

Angel is evicted

2009-06-26T22:54:18+01:00

Posted by Tim Carson No surprises with the fourth eviction with Angel being dealt a knock-out blow by the undisputed champion of eviction nights - Halfwit Freddie. The Russian boxer took the news and then the boos on the chin as she made her way out of the house to be met by Davina. Halfwit smiled at surviving yet again. As Noirin said: "You're like a cockroach." And she meant that as a compliment. Having gone a few rounds with the crowd Angel was dragged up for a good pummelling by Davina and er, Anthea Turner! Surprisingly Anthea landed...

Freddie vs Angel

2009-06-26T13:34:08+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley They say whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. If this is true, then Freddie "Halfwit" will wake up tomorrow virtually invincible. Tonight will see him having to deal with the agonising stress of waiting to hear Davina call out either his name - or that of another housemate. Having already dispatched the tiny terror Sophia and cocky American Cairon, he's facing a bout against Russian "boxer" Angel, a fitness freak who could be related to Rocky IV's villain Ivan Drago. We're not expecting a close call here for two reasons. 1). Angel's...

Cairon evicted!

2009-06-19T23:14:11+01:00

Posted by Dan Curley Judge British Public has made its decision - Halfwit was the lesser of two evils and Cairon has been slung onto the Big Brother slag heap. His swaggering American-teen bombast showed promise at first, but the 18-year-old student brought less substance to the table than one of Angel's water bowl meals. In his final show, he said in the diary room: "At the end of the day you gotta be true to yourself and if you ain't that - you're nuffin’." Sage counsel, Cairon, but if you're true to yourself AND nuffin', you end up...