The Other Side of Normal

An open letter to Oscar

God — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:36:23 +0000

Note to Oscar or whoever runs the show: Dear Oscar, You and I have a less-than-storied history – usually every year I skip your pomp and ceremony, electing instead to catch up on activities such as sharpening the kitchen knives, pulling hair out of the bathtub drain, and sorting black and...

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Just a reminder…

God — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:20:16 +0000

The winter Olympics may be over, but they’re not really over. You see, we tend to forget the other Olympics – the Paranormal Winter Olympics – that are just about to start on the heels of the last 17 days. To be honest, I’m never really sure what happens during the...

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Update

God — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:35:11 +0000

Today marks the third week in a life without blogs (y’know, aside from my own). Ever since my feed reader broke and I declined out of sheer laziness to remedy the issue, I haven’t read another blog, posted a comment, or masturbated to any photos of someone who may be either a young...

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Toyota and the Jacksons

God — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:37:19 +0000

Lately there’s been a big buzz over Toyota cars exploding or transforming into Gobot overlords and then eating people or something like that. Oh right, their brake pedals stick down, or the accelerators stick down. What happens if they BOTH stick down? You’ve got nothing to complain...

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iPad

God — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:30:11 +0000

Apple revealed their latest revolutionary product called the iPad yesterday, which has of course raised the eyebrows of the technogeek world due to the fact that it sucks. Blah blah. Now that I have your attention with this super-trendy subject, I really really need to bring up the point that it...

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Broken RSS reader freedom

God — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:30:55 +0000

I broke my RSS feed reader last week and have yet to bother fixing it. This means I haven’t read a blog in several days now, including yours. Have I missed anything yet? Are you still up to your old tricks? The thing is that with all of this new found time each morning since [...]

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Haiti update

God — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:36:13 +0000

This morning I was thinking about the Haiti earthquakes and was feeling sad about all of the people that died and were left homeless. Then I thought about the ham and Swiss sandwich I got from Tim Horton’s last night didn’t have the extra Caesar sauce I requested. Damn you Tim Horton,...

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Presidents and technology

God — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:23:07 +0000

According to the news, yesterday marked the first time in history that a president ‘tweeted’. Far from being excited about the embrace of new technology by people in positions where embracing new technology usually means ‘approving laser guided robot spy hackers,’ or...

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Airport screening – the new pornographers

God — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:01:32 +0000

Apparently some dude tried to blow up a plane over Christmas with exploding underwear. Like any sort of event involving airplanes, the world has responded by freaking the fuck out and installing super-duper scanning equipment at airports around the world for the slight cost of $18 trillion plus...

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Avatar – the steaming pile of shit at the end of the shit rainbow

God — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:33:35 +0000

“If I wanted to see blue people fighting with bows and arrows, I would continue smothering this little tribesman I smuggled home from the rainforest in my luggage.” -Me I read this morning that Avatar is on its way to grossing more money than Elvis, the Beatles, Titanic, Striptease,...

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