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A Fuck Poem

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:15:46 PDT

I’m going to try something different. I’m not sure it has been done before, but I was inspired by Alexa’s post “Fuckmeat“.

I’m lying here, naked and alone
I’ve bared my soul, skin and bone
I’m waiting here for you
I know you’re horny too

So come on over here
Don’t make me go there
I’ve got a boner, and don’t wanna waste it
I know you wanna lick it, suck it and fuck it

You are racing through my mind
Tied in a bind
I wanna make you cum
While kissing your tum

I’m gonna lick your pussy
Right through your bushy
I wanna make take it slow
Ensure you’re in a throw

Before sliding my cock
Right into your dock
I’m gonna pump you fast
While I cum last

I want you to orgasm
Right over the chasm
Before my load
Fills your abode

I’m gonna lay here
Before we disappear
Into the hot bathtub
For a rub, adub, dub

So we can start it all again
After a flute of champagne

It seems pretty rough to me, but then again, it is what first came to mind. I might go through and refine it somewhat. But I’d love to hear your thoughts though.

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New Good Vibrations Affiliate

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:00:39 PDT

I’d like to thank the people at Good Vibrations for accepting our blog into their affiliate program, and also the review program.

We are really looking forward to sharing our experiences of a variety of products from the Good Vibrations online shop, and we certainly hope that our reviews are beneficial and helpful to you in choosing a toy that meets and exceeds your personal desires.

I totally understand if we have different views and experiences to what you may experience, but hopefully our reviews give you some better idea.

We don’t ask you to click on our banners, however if you would like to help us, please click on the banners and links to the Good Vibrations online shop and help us out.

Show me the Porn!!

Show me the Porn!!

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:00:18 PDT

I’m on the looking for some new porn. I have a limited porn collection of what I have freely downloaded from the internets via Torrent, and just free website access, but I’m looking to expand my collection.

I’m looking at finding lesbian and FFM porno DVDs, whether they have a storyline to go with them, or just have scenes.

So my main asking question is whether anyone knows of any retailers in Australia that have a decent collection I could purchase online, or even store outside Australia that have decent collections. I have a suspicion that they may be scanned by Australian Customs, and as such would prefer to purchase them from within Australia, but willing to take the risk if the prices are considerably cheaper from overseas.

I’m not really after any particular fetishes of porn, just after lesbian and FFM porn.

Contact me whether your shop has DVDs I could purchase, rent, or even wish for me to review. I’d be most happy to oblige.

Review: Pink Bent Graduate

A New Babeland Affiliate

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:30:42 PDT

I recently signed M and myself up for the Affiliate program with Babeland, and we’re currently in discussions and looking at reviewing for the company as well. We know that Babeland is a reputable company, with the likes of Epiphora and a multitude of other reviewers from the internet also reviewing for them.

So if you like our reviews, and would like to help us continue writing reviews about products, please support us by clicking on the Babeland banners and links to support our sex toy addiction habit.

Double Penetration

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:01:18 PDT

I can’t wait until M and I are married, would love to do this with her.

I’m getting all horny just thinking about it right now.

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The Art of Breastfeeding

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:30:48 PDT

Now I’m no baby making, love machine, if anything I’m just an ordinary guy who loves sex and hot, sweaty orgasms with M. Although, being of the male species, I do enjoy viewing the occasional porno, and with that some of my porno tastes expand into pregnant porn. Now it might seem wierd to some people, but others I know will totally understand where I am coming from.

Like there are people out there into skinny girls, flat-chested women or people who have BDSM fetishes, larged breasted women, and BBW’s. I have a thing for pregnant women. But not only that, I find the art of breastfeeding erotic as well.

The reason for this post is more to share about a particular picture that I came across from my Twitter feed, and I subsequently posted on my Tumblr. I’ll share a small picture of it here and link to the larger version. As you can see she has whipped out her breast for the child to breastfeed. I see no problem in this, she looks comfortable and relaxed enough to do this, then let her do it.

I’ve got a problem with people who feel they should scold people who do this kind of thing. Why is it, that a natural part of life, is covered up, and makes people feel ashamed to do a natural thing. I guess this is going away from the porn thing, but if people are really happy about porn, then they would accept women who choose to do this. So obviosuly the people who make people feel ashamed about breastfeeding, are the same people who are anti-porn.

If a woman is happy to flop out her breast in public, and have a baby latch onto it within seconds, it really seems to me like the woman is just wearing a very revealing top that most people happily live with seeing. Why is it that as soon as a child is there, a little breast is seen to be a bad thing? I just don’t get it.

I’d love to hear your thoughts and ideas in the comments.