Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations Etc.

Kristen — Sun, 07 Sep 2025 16:17:49 +0000

‘What do you think a spinster made of sponge would be like?

Kristen — Wed, 03 Sep 2025 19:45:02 +0000

‘Morning Glory seeds are the mini chocolate chips of the plant world.’

Kristen — Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:05:00 +0000

‘Your love is like baaaaad celery… ‘

Kristen — Sun, 20 Aug 2023 13:19:41 +0000

‘Every mammoth deserves to feel pretty.’

Kristen — Sat, 17 Sep 2022 12:02:37 +0000

‘Ever try to put a mask on a horse?’ – ‘Only on Batman Day.’

Kristen — Thu, 18 Aug 2022 21:46:45 +0000

‘The InstaGoths were a tribe like the VisiGoths but they turned up very suddenly.’

Kristen — Sun, 22 Nov 2020 15:47:57 +0000

‘Nothing ever has anything to do with real life.’

Kristen — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 12:50:55 +0000

‘Scallops wait for no man.’

Kristen — Sat, 26 Sep 2020 20:37:30 +0000

‘In my world, ALL hats are made of balloon animals.’

Kristen — Mon, 07 Sep 2020 18:53:10 +0000

‘To be fair, most people can’t use their butts to pull things out of the oven.’