Out of Context Quotes - Funny Quotations, T-shirts

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:21:06 +0000

‘You know waffles bring out the pirate in me!’

admin — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:00:15 +0000

‘It’s hard to breathe in infrared.’

admin — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:20:42 +0000

‘You really don’t want a remote control with a digestive system.’

admin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:02:42 +0000

‘You know what item I refuse to touch? Bathroom spoons.’

admin — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:06:52 +0000

‘There’s very little textile work in database design, although I can almost guarantee you that the reverse is not true.’

admin — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 12:50:30 +0000

‘If there is one thing you can say about Isaac Newton, it’s that he was made of meat. ‘

admin — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:02:53 +0000

‘If you can’t do the math, then you shouldn’t buy the robot.’

admin — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 02:44:27 +0000

‘That’s how they used to measure time, in number of unicorns.’

admin — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 18:39:55 +0000

‘You say you worked on Wall Street, but you didn’t know about the tacos?’

admin — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:29:57 +0000

‘How many organic marshmallow farmers do you think there are in the world?’