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That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop… Uhh that’s the wrong fucking sign people! — Rod Serling (as I imagine his reaction would be)</p>http://outof.theoff.us/post/2955134774http://outof.theoff.us/post/2955134774Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:50:05 -0800twilight zonephotorod serlingland of make believetvclassic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfm3e0QSIN1qapm43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://outof.theoff.us/post/2949910367http://outof.theoff.us/post/2949910367Wed, 26 Jan 2011 17:37:01 -0800phototextsharksperiodshit