OVEREXPOSED IN THIS WORLD

Pray For Japan

2011-03-12T04:46:00.000-08:00

I'll just forget about the ranting, and take some time to say how I feel about this terrible event that has happenned in Japan just yesterday.
At first, I just thought that it was, once again just another natural disaster which is overexposed. I changed my mind after watching several videos on Youtube: one recorded during the earthquake, and a few others filmed from helicopters as the tsunami was hitting Japanese cities and towns. Before I was talking to my stepdad and said that 10 meter waves weren't actually that bad. But after seeing those videos... I was speechless. I didn't know how waves could cause that much damage, and so many deaths and casualties.

So here's what I'm gonna say: PRAY FOR JAPAN
If you wish to donate there is a link that brings you to the Redcross website : Just click here
Or if you wish to be a bit more stylish, buy Lady Gaga's wristband, all money goes to Japan : Click here and buy Gaga's tsunami relief wrisband (5$)

PS: Yes, I am still my ranting old-self, but this was really important. See you soon with a Charlie Sheen post.

My Balls - Your Favourite Martian (a.k.a Ray William Johnson)

2011-03-10T08:59:00.000-08:00

So this song has been trending since quite a while now. My Balls. The singer is a "band" called Your Favorite Martian, from youtube, and the lead singer is RayWilliamJohnson, another famous youtuber.
First off, I find this song so fucking stupid ! "You ain't seen my balls", dude I don't want to see your balls and it's not happening. Seriously, RWJ must be about 30 years old and is singing about his "large" testicules. Are you 5 are something ? On top of that, he keeps comparing them to fictional characters such as "Two Ewoks chillin in my boxers"... DA FUCK ?!
I don't need to hear a song about your balls, and to me Ray, your just a person who wants to make even more money than your making with your =3 "show" on Youtube. Because one, YourFavoriteMartian is now a Youtube partner, which means money. And two, he puts the songs on iTunes for people to buy. Apparently this song has been in the top ten or something... Honestly I don't give a shit, because this song actually IS shit !

See you soon with Charlie Sheen.

Coming soon... Charlie Sheen what the hell ?

2011-03-09T13:02:00.000-08:00

Recently, there has been a huge scandal about Charlie Sheen. I seriously sdo not know what the fuck is going on... something with Sheen's Korner ( = Sue's Corner ? ), Two And A Half Men, #winning, #tigerblood, and all the other Twitter shit, as well as him being fired. I think there's more... I'll do a little research to actually understand wht this fearless bastard is doing.

I finally have Twitter : Follow me @iJoshuaOnline

Hey Guys

2011-02-04T05:28:00.000-08:00

Thanks to my few subscribers :) To become more popular on the web and blogosphere, I need you to recommend my blog to your friends and people ;) Because otherwise, my blog will just die away...
If I ever reach 50 readers, I will fucking CELEBRATE ! I know that 50 is not a lot, but to me it really does MEAN a lot. I really love you guys for sticking with me. Thank you so much :D

HELL NO !

2011-02-02T11:56:00.000-08:00

Recently I've been seeing all over Facebook some "Likes" which included the words : "Dude" and "Oh Hell No !!!" ...

These are quite funny, here are a few examples :
Dude she called you Indian, ''OH HELL NO, HOLD MY Turban''
Dude, She called you a woman! "OH HELL NO, Hold my Sandwich Maker!"
Dude, she called you awkward." ... "OH HELL NO, hold my turtle!"
Dude! He called you a gayboy! ..." "OH HELL NO!!! hold my purse !"

At the beginning I thought "what the hell is this all about ?" and just read them for a laugh. But after maybe three or four months of "HELL NO !" you really just want to shout HELL NO yourself ! These get the fuck on your nerves. They may be funny, but be warned, they are bad, very bad. Oh comon' one more before the end :
"Dude she just called you italian" "Oh hell no, hold my ipod!" "what does that have to do with being italian?" "Absolutely nothing, why?" "Nothing... I just thought since you were italian, you'd be holding a pizza or something..."

Bed Intruder Song/Antoine Dodson

2011-02-02T09:05:00.000-08:00

For those of you who don't know the story of Antoine Dodson, let me explain : This bitch was sleeping up there in his house, and his sister was in her bedroom, when suddenly this fucking person climbed in her damn window and was about to rape her but Mr. Dodson "saved the day" by chasing the rapist away. The weird event was later broadcast on fucking television, and ths sister explains what happened. But then Antoine gets up on the damn television, and here's how it went :
"Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows, snatching yo' people up ! Trying to rape them so hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband 'cause he's raping anybody out there!" Blah blah blah... "We gonna find you ! So you can run and tell that, HOMEBOY ! ". After that happened, that news report went viral because some fucking person uploaded it to Youtube. Then some "brothers" or some shit auto-tuned the video to give birth to the fucking Bed Intruder Song. This "song" blew up and got millions and millions of hits and they even made it a damn single on iTunes. It went on the billboard hot 100 ! Because of all this shit, Antoine was on loads of talkshows and was even on the fucking BET Hip-Hop Awards ! What in the fuck ?! How does Antoine Dodson even relate to hip-hop ?! He was part of the commercial for the iPhone app "Sex Offender Tracker" and had the damn "Bed Intruder" Halloween costume which was basically a black tank top with a fucking afro wig and a red ass bandana ! Okay, it's nice and all that the money from the song helped his family get out of economical problems... but seriously, now just get the FUCK out of my damn face !!! If I hear one more person talking about "Hide your kids, hide your wife" and shit, I swear imma gonna fucking snap ! I don't care what the fuck you're talking about, just shut the fuck up ! I don't wanna hear it ! I am sick and tired of this bed intruder shit.

TRON: Legacy

2011-01-31T09:27:00.000-08:00

I went to see this movie at last week-end and I thought it was great ! But I'm here to tell you why it's overexposed.
First of all, the fucking soudtrack, which consists of shitty electro-shite songs (apart from Derezzed that is actually good, was all over iTunes and Amazon and in every single music store. Bitch, we don't want fucking soundtrack, we want FILM ! And they make them look all special because it's fucking Daft Punk who made SOME of them --'
Then some fucking Tron-themed headphones came out by Monster Beats, and seriously, who would buy TRON headphones for fucking 500$ ?! That is HALF A GRAND !!! So fuck this !
While doing some research I came a cross some Tron shoes by Adidas. What the fuck is going on ?! They have some sort of fucking lights in them... is it to improve night vision or just to look like a total fucktard walking down the street ? Adidas, just stick to what you do best: sport wear.
A couple of months ago the TRON rage was already out there, and Audi and Mercedes made some Tron cars... I am not getting it. I really do not know what is happening. It's like "Oh hey, shall we make a Tron Car ?" "Will we be selling it?" "No ~~we'll just build it to show off~~"
Bitch, why the fuck do you even need to build that thing !? For absolutely no reason, so get back to make your overpriced cars.
Then there's all the geeky stuff like Xbox controllers, computer mouses (mice?), computer keyboards, and I even think they made a Tron themed Xbox !!!

The movie was basically a remake of the first version, that came out in the fucking 80's I think. If I would be a film director, I wouldn't even know that film actually existed. The special-effects are better, the people are better-looking... etc... The only problem I have with this movie ? IT HAS NO FUCKING STORY ! It is all quite random. The worst part was at the end when a guy sends out this weird-ass energy wave, even though this is a technology based film. What the fuck ?

And once again we have a massively overexposed movie, ranging to Tron headphones to Tron cars, and a shit story.

NEW CONTEST !!! IPOD PRIZE

2011-01-27T12:53:00.000-08:00

Guys, I've been thinking... I seriously need a logo for my blog that matches the content and template. I made one myself not long ago, and I really like it, only problem is: it doesn't match my blog.
So I've decided to make a contest to see who can design the best logo.
Here is how to enter :
1. Like this blog on Facebook ("like" on the side)
2. Talk about the blog and contest on Twitter or Facebook or anything you can think of ! The more contestants the better !!!
3. Get your friends to enter and tell everyone.
4. Subscribe by email or to the RSS Feed so you can be updated about the contest.
5. Send me YOUR logo. You can use anything, but don't draw and scan, use Photoshop or Gimp (anything digital).
The winner will get an iPod Nano Touch (You may choose the color)

TIPS: Use online tutorials because Photoshop can be quite tricky, but DO NOT copy them. Be creative and original !

Please note that if there are not enough entries, the contest cannot take place. In that case, I will not use any of your logos.

Angry Birds kill pigs.

2011-01-25T10:08:00.000-08:00

This iPhone and iPod Touch game came out last year, and has been in iTunes' top 10 list since ages ! I admit to buying it, and it is pretty fun but still quite boring after one fucking hour ! So you basically throw freaking birds at pigs, that are conceiled with wood and stone and shit. The aim is to kill the piggies and .... I can't think of any other aim... Which comes to show that this game is fucking useless. Now that it's really popular, the creators or some other shit company are starting to make a real-life Angry Birds game. Yes, you have fucking tiny birds that you have to fling at pigs between wood and stones. What the fuck is going on in this world ? We should be trying to fix global warming, not a fucking shit game that doesn't work !
Yesterday, I went on to this website called Firebox to check out some new gadget shit... guess what I came across. FUCKING ANGRY BIRDS PILLOWS ! They are about the size of your head and are useless. But decorative though ;)

That California Gurl ! Miss. Perry

2010-12-24T13:15:00.000-08:00

Katy Perry has been known since her debut album "One Of the Boys" came out in 2008. First of all, her single "I Kissed A Girl" could be heard every ten fucking minutes on every, single, radio station. By that time, it was thought that she was a fucking lesbian, one because she says she kissed a fucking girl, and second of all because of the music video, in which Ke$ha features.
Then her second hit "Hot'n Cold" came out... over fucking played. I'm not saying it's a bad song or anything, it's just that I remember it being played all the time. "YOU, CHANGE YOUR MIND, LIKE A GIRL, CHANGES CLOTHES". Other hits from that album were "Waking Up In Vegas", "Ur so Gay" (in which she's adressing herself to her ex-boyfriend who was very metrosexual) and "Thinking Of You", a very fucking depressing song !
Fast forward to 2010. "TEENAGE DREAM !!! OMFG !!! CALIFORNIA GURLS !!!". Bitch, shut the Fuck up.
We understand that you fucking LUV Katy's new album, you don't need to put it all over your fucking Facebook and Twitter ! "Daisy dukes, bikinis on top" What in world's name is a fucking Daisy Duke ? Research it if you want, I can't be fucking bothered with daisy duke shit.
And on top of that, what's the deal with the purple and blue hair ? What the fuck =
Teenage Dream. The album was named after this single. It was sung on Glee. It was fucking everywhere. Besides, how can anybody make you feel you're living a teenage dream ? What does that even mean ? What is a teenage dream ?!
Firework. This is a pretty catchy song I have to say. But when you hear it playing all the fucking time on the radio, it starts to get on your fucking nerves. Overplayed in the UK and the US mostly. So when you watched the music video, you're like : Oh ok, it's like outcasts who start feeling better", which is quite nice to see really. Then you see it over and over and over and over again and start thinking : Why the fuck do they have sparks coming out of their fucking boobs ?! Because at that point, you couldn't give a shit about what's going on.
Recently, she sung Hot'N Cold on Sesame Street with "Elmo"... I really didn't know what the fuck was going on during the whole song/video. First off, why was she singing THAT song on SESAME STREET ?... with ELMO !? Seconds, she was wearing this dress that made her boobs hang half out. On a kids show ? Euhm.. Katy ? What is wrong with you ?
About two weeks ago, or I don't know, it was in fucking December, she wore a fuckin' snowman. Yes, I repeat, she was WEARING a SNOWMAN. Lady Gaga wannabe ? All that we know is that she looked FUCKING ridiculous. At least Lady Gaga has style when she wears her ridiculous and weird outfits !!!
Katy Perry also did commercials for Pro Active. What the fuck ?
So Katy Perry, one of the most overexposed people right now. Her songs are overplayed, she TRIES to get attention, she's on fucking TV, all over my facebook news feed. I don't know, just everything Katy Perry right now !

Check out the new forum !

2010-12-22T13:06:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, a new forum for the blog is up. Just go to the top of the page and click Forum. :)
And dont just look at it, put something on it !

The bottle poppers from Asia, Like a G6

2010-12-22T07:42:00.000-08:00

Apparently this song came out in 2009, but I never heard about it until it overtook the fucking radio, broadcast signals all over the place. It's a band, the members aren't even known ! I watched the video and I was so damn confused : I didn't know what the fuck was going on, I didn't know if the band members were the people in the club, I was just like O.o ???
They're all like "OMG I'm so fly, I'm so... whatever the fuck... Like a G6.
So of course I googled what a G6 is, and it turns out it's a plane. An airplane. It's also a Pontiac (car).
Then I actually new what it meant when I was singing along. You know, when a song gets popular, you end up singing it anyway, it's impossible not to !
Now, let's get to the lyrics. "Gimme that Mo-Moet"... "Gimme that Cry-Crystal"... They fucking stutter a lot.
"When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk". I could see a girl pretending to be drunk for somebody in a Lexus or a Porsch... but you know, a fucking Pontiac !? I don't think so...
"Popping bottles in the ice". What the fuck does that even mean ? Who "pops" a bottle in the ice !? Because, if there's fucking ice, I'm not trying to be popping a bottle anything ! Except a fucking can of hot chocolate !
"Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6". Sipping sizzurp in your ride ? Really ? So you're driving drunk ? THAT IS SO COOL ! (sarcastic)
I don't wanna be fly like a G6, okay ? I don't wanna be associated with Pontiac or any shit in any fucking form. I don't wanna sip sizzurp in a ride, 'cause I don't wanna get arrested. So there.
It was overplayed ALL year long. I went to number 1, and then fell back down. And then it went back to number 1. Do you know what that means ? That means, the song was played too fucking much

Baby, Baber, Bieber Oh !

2010-12-21T08:06:00.000-08:00

Justin Bieber must be the most overexposed person of the year, along with Lady Gaga. But let's focus on Bieber Boy.
"JB" started by posting videos on Youtube, until he was discovered by Usher and Justin Timberlake. They both offered him a recording contract, and Justin went with Usher.
Since then, Justin has been all over the radio, the TV, Facebook, Twitter, and god knows what else ! Terrible...
His number 1 hit "Baby" brought him some good and some bad. This song is the most viewed video on Youtube right now (hopefully not for long). Girls basically LOVE him. On the other hand, boys tend to call him gay. No surprise, because of the high-pitched voice he has in "Baby".
Those were the Bieber Fever times ^^
Fast forward to now. Mister Bieber is planning on releasing a film about his life, called "Never Say Never". Who gives a shit ?! And it's in 3D. Brilliant, the little girls will be happy to have a Justin Bieber coming towards them. He also made a song for the new Karate Kid movie, "Never Say Never" also featuring Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son). So it's double the "Never Say Never".

-What's her name ? -Rihanna.

2010-12-21T03:32:00.000-08:00

Oh na na, what's my name. So you've probably all heard of this song. You've all wondered why she asks what her name is. Yeah, well we'll be seeing this in a minute.

The first time I listened to this song, I hated it like f*ck ! But for some reason, I kinda like it now -now that it has been overexposed-. But let's also take into account that the first time I listened to it was when I watched the music video, which was all over Youtube. Yeah, you guessed it, I HATE the music video.
If you think about it, the song has nothing special to it. It is basically Rihanna asking what her name is, and Drake rapping with terrible auto-tune. Remember when Jay-Z released his song called "Death Of Auto-Tune" ? Well I think Drake must have missed that.

I then looked at the lyrics, firstly because I didn't know what the hell was happening in the song, and secondly because Drake is mutterring his "rap".

Drake says :
The square root of 69 is 8 something
Cuz I’ve been tryna work it out, oooow
.....
Most of you will already have guessed what the 69 number means (in case you haven't, it's a sex position. Go look it up for more detail ). The square root of 69 is 8 SOMETHING. Can we relate "8 something" to the sex position. I THINK SO ! 8 something = ate something. And if we relate these two things, knowing what the 69 position is, we can conclude that this song is pretty perverse.

In another part, Rihanna "questions" herself whether a boy like him can go downtown with a girl like her : Hey boy I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me.
.....
Yes, she is talking about him going down on her. These lyrics are getting very sexual. Pretty normal, seen as Rihanna is dressed like a hoe. She reminds me of Christina Aguilera when she performed on X Factor this year.

Enough of the sex... crap, now I don't know what to talk about...

Do you like Rihanna's red hair ? :D

The overexposed reason ? On the radio, all the time. The music video, on TV, all the time. Everyone posting the Youtube video on Facebook. Everyone putting as a status "Oh na na, what's my name?". Bitch, you know your name, so STFU !