Overheard in Athens

Back To The Drawing Board

BB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:24:20 EST

Girl: I think I'm interested in him. What is he into?
Guy: Um... boys.

@ Park Hall

overheard by: BB

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Note To Self... Go Camping More Often

Mac — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:38:59 EST

Guy 1: What's that mark on your neck?
Guy 2: Poison Ivy.
Guy 1: It looks like a hickey.
Guy 2: It is. The girl was dressed like Poison Ivy.

@ Bolton

overheard by: Mac

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Don't I Get Three Guesses?

watcher — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:44:49 EST

Drunk Girl: What's the problem?
Door Guy: When is your birthday?
Drunk Girl: In October?
Door Guy: Nope!

@ 40 watt

overheard by: watcher

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Or While You're Getting Raped While You're Lost Hiking

Anon — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:09:08 EST

Guy 1: Dude, check out my new whistle.
(Guy 1 blows whistle)
Guy 1: I can use it when I get lost hiking.
Guy 2: Or when you're getting raped.

@ PJ stairs by the bus stop

overheard by: Anon

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It's Gonna Take More Than A Pair Of Tits To Get A Cab On A Gameday

tomcat706 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:51:19 EST

Guy: Will you please put your tits back in your shirt and focus on getting us a goddamn cab?
Drunk Girl: Don't say G-D!

@ College and Broad, post football game

overheard by: tomcat706

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Think Before You Sprechen

Anonymous — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:09:11 EST

Girl: Why would anyone want to major in German? No one speaks that! I mean, who speaks German?
Guy: (shouting from across the lecture hall): I do, so fuck you!

@ Ecology Lecture

overheard by: Anonymous

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Sir, I Think You've Had Enough Chalk. Do You Have A Ride Home?

Nerdy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:34:31 EST

Professor 1: (busts into classroom) Hey, can I get some chalk? My fingers are bleeding.
Professor 2: I don't even know how to respond to that.

@ Boyd, MATH 3200

overheard by: Nerdy

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Snoop Dogg Had A Brief Stint As A Cartographer

Mouton — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:24:11 EST

Professor: Do any of you know what this symbol means on a sea level pressure and wind map?
Student: Uh, rain? Drizzle?
Professor: Drizzle fo' shizzle!

@ GEOG 1112, Geog & Geol building

overheard by: Mouton

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The New Sex-ed Program Is Off To A Slow Start

anonymous — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:52:10 EST

Professor: So yeah, the continuum is better than saying "There are seven places. Where do you want to stick it?"
(Class chuckles)
Professor: Okay, um, anyway...

@ Sanford Hall

overheard by: anonymous

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Come On, You Have A 1 In 365 Chance!

over see er — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:57:13 EST

Doorguy 1: Do you have anything else with your name on it?
Girl: No, I only brought my ID with me.
Doorguy 1: Okay then, what's your birthday?
Girl: (pauses) I don't know.
Doorguy 2: You are so adorable! You need to leave.

@ 40 watt

overheard by: over see er

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Solving That Problem Costs 320 Mana

Shai — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:51:55 EST

(Professor writes a proof on the board)
Professor: So what do we do now?
Student: Say that it's true because of the principle we were trying to prove?
Professor: Yes. It's time for the invocation part. By the power of Grayskull, we win. Or, by the principle of mathematical induction. Whatever.

@ MATH 3200 Boyd

overheard by: Shai

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Play It Again, Sam

thankfully sober — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:49:22 EST

Drunk Girl 1: Why are you cradling that bottle of champagne like it's a baby?
Drunk Girl 2: I'm trying to make music, Sarah. I'm trying to make music.

@ off-campus apartment

overheard by: thankfully sober

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Miracle Grow On The Money Tree

gas — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:18:05 EST

(Guy checking out at Kangaroo)
Girl: Hey, what's up?
Guy: Nothing much.
Girl: Let me get that for you. (holds up wallet) Daddy's credit card.

@ The Roo.

overheard by: gas

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They Reworked The Biology Class Syllabus The Following Year

eww — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:09:36 EST

Sorostitute 1: Yeah, he sexually molested me when I was in sixth grade.
Sorostitute 2: What? You're kidding!
Sorostitute 1: No, but I definitely don't think he meant anything by it.
Sorostitute 2: Oh, well I guess that's okay, then.

@ Biology bus stop

overheard by: eww

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Maybe It's Maxed Out

justme — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:57:48 EST

Girl 1: I hate my phone. It's a piece of crap. Like, when I plug it in, it says "Cannot Charge." I don't even know what that means.
Girl 2: (after an awkward silence) Seriously?

@ North-South Bus

overheard by: justme

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Might Want To Mix In Some Ritalin, Too

Shannon — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:27:34 EST

Black Girl: So my mom's all "Black people don't have pill problems," but I've been popping Benadryl tablets like they're candy to sleep at night.
White Girl: Well, they do look like pink Pez. They'd look cool in one of those dispensers.
Black Girl: What the fuck does that have to do with my addiction?
White Girl: I don't know, I just think a Yoda Pez dispenser would be cool.
Black Girl: Yoda is so fucking awesome!

@ Peabody

overheard by: Shannon

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And Some Damn Paperclip Keeps Trying To Help Me Pick Standard Or Scientific

anonymous — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:31:48 EST

Computer Science Professor: I imagine you all have good calculators that can do that with the push of a button. The only calculator I have was one left in a classroom by a student five years ago.
Student: You sound bitter about that fact.
Computer Science Professor: It ran out of batteries. I have to use the calculator that comes with Windows.

@ Boyd

overheard by: anonymous

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How About "purell"?

anonymous — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:56:08 EST

(While doing the Damn Show crossword puzzle)
Guy 1: A stripper's investment...hmm.
Guy 2: Would that be "vagina"?

@ Ramsey

overheard by: anonymous

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Good Work, Smith

Pretending to Listen to My IPod — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:47:11 EST

Sorostitute 1: John was really sweet and nice.
Sorostitute 2: You had sex with him last night, didn't you?
Sorostitute 1: So?
Sorostitute 2: You slut... What was his last name?
Sorostitute 1: Smith.
Sorostitute 2: What?! I had lunch with him yesterday! We had sex!

@ Sanford Drive

overheard by: Pretending to Listen to My IPod

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Miss Popularity

anonymous — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:43 EST

Drunk Girl 1: I just never was able to do that opening your throat thing.
Drunk Girl 2: You've got to figure it out, it makes everything so much easier!

@ Boars Head bathroom

overheard by: anonymous

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But For How Long?

The Man — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:53:13 EST

Drunk Guy 1: Hey dude, let's play quarters again.
Drunk Guy 2: If you wait like 10 minutes we'll have ping-pong balls and we can play beer bong.
Drunk Guy 1: Well, yeah, but I'm already standing up.

@ Random party.

overheard by: The Man

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Your Ass Is Still Gigantic, Though

anonymous — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:50:02 EST

Sorostitute 1: Can you tell I've lost weight?
Sorostitute 2: It's hard to tell in that dress. Oh wait... I can definitely see it in your ribs.

@ WOW Wingery bathroom

overheard by: anonymous

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Everything I Need To Know I Learned In College

graduate — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:51:30 EST

Guy 1: Do you know anything about time management?
Guy 2: I am on Facebook, of course I don't know anything about time management.

@ tate

overheard by: graduate

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Felines All Around, It Appears

Haha — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:59:00 EST

Sorostitute: Want to see my Hello Kitty tattoo? I got it at Dawgs After Dark!
(Sorostitute pulls shirt up to reveal Hello Kitty tattoo)
Fratty: Oh, sweet. I love Dawgs After Dark.
Sorostitute: Yeah, it was great. Plus Kathryn met her wild sex panther lover there, too!

@ Weather and Climate Class

overheard by: Haha

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This Is One Test You Need To Study For

doorguy 2 — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:13:02 EST

(Two door guys are checking IDs. They look over a guys ID and he launches into an explanation)
Drunk Guy: I know, I know... I get this all the time. I lost a lot weight and look completely different then I used to in that photo.
Door Guy 1: And I guess you grew about 5 inches, too! Wow.
Door Guy 2: Hey, what's your address?
Drunk Guy: Somewhere near Powder Springs, right?
Door Guy 1: This isn't a guessing game... you need to leave.

@ 40 watt

overheard by: doorguy 2

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