Overheard in Athens

I'll Be The Judge Of That

driver — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:34:07 EST

Sorostitute 1: Isn't your mom a judge?
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, she like a supreme court judge. No, wait, shes a probate court judge, but it's the same thing.

@ escort van

overheard by: driver

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That One Was Easy! I Hope It's On The Final!

iForget — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:07:50 EST

Professor: What would happen if you picked up a fresh cow patty?
Girl: You'd get shit on your hands?

@ SLC

overheard by: iForget

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Easy Come, Easy Go

McDeez — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:35:18 EST

Guy 1: You don't need to finish that bottle.
Guy 2: Dude, I just puked up all my street cred.

@ Milledge Ave.

overheard by: McDeez

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Graduate Students Gone Wild

ry — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:37:10 EST

Drunk guy: (screams) Let's get drunk and fuck some whores!
Girl: (turns around) Aren't you my TA?

@ Sanford Stadium

overheard by: ry

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At Least They Weren't Used

Odds&Ends — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:25:43 EST

Fratty 1: So yeah, last night, I totally forgot to lock my door before I passed out.
Fratty 2: Yeah, so?
Fratty 1: Well, this morning I woke up with 8 opened condoms in my mouth.

@ O House

overheard by: Odds&Ends

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Now, Can You Pass The Flask, Please?

evesdropper — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:00:29 EST

Girl 1: I'm kind of over drinking.
Girl 2: Yeah, me too, its getting old.
Girl 3: I know! By age 21, it's like, I'm done with it.

@ Sanford Stadium, Auburn Game

overheard by: evesdropper

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Just Don't Ask Him What He Had To Do For The A

spy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:07:16 EST

Guy 1: I'm guaranteed an A in that class. I'm pretty sure my TA is in love with me.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Well I mean he's a guy, but still.

@ Myers hallway

overheard by: spy

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Does It Matter?

Student — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:10:56 EST

Male Professor: So, who stayed in town this weekend? Did anyone go downtown?
Student: I was downtown!
Male Professor: Sweet.
Student: Were you downtown wearing a dress?
Male Professor: What color?

@ SLC

overheard by: Student

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That's The Irish Swine Flu

anon — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:33:07 EST

Guy on cell: Swine flu, or did you drink too much last night?

@ Main Library, UGA

overheard by: anon

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Because Nothing Sparks Philosophical Debate Like Keystone Light

anon — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:00:03 EST

Guy on cell: So, there are a few points of Aristotelian philosophy I want to talk to you about.
(pause)
Guy on cell: Yeah, I'll pick up the keg.

@ outside the library

overheard by: anon

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Furries Are People, Too

Creeped Out in the SLC — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:03:51 EST

Girl 1: She says it's her lifestyle.
Girl 2: Okay, living in a huge expensive house is a lifestyle. Dressing up like a cat, and going to a parties where everyone else is a cat, and having cat orgies is not a lifestyle.

@ SLC 3rd Floor

overheard by: Creeped Out in the SLC

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Dead Wrong

Snoopy — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:37:56 EST

Guy: So, tell me one thing about yourself that nobody else here knows.
Girl: (giggling) Okay. I'm a necrophiliac.
(Guy is speechless)
Girl: Yeah, I know. It's embarrassing. I fall asleep at random times, even in broad daylight.

@ Snelling

overheard by: Snoopy

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Back To The Drawing Board

BB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:24:20 EST

Girl: I think I'm interested in him. What is he into?
Guy: Um... boys.

@ Park Hall

overheard by: BB

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Note To Self... Go Camping More Often

Mac — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:38:59 EST

Guy 1: What's that mark on your neck?
Guy 2: Poison Ivy.
Guy 1: It looks like a hickey.
Guy 2: It is. The girl was dressed like Poison Ivy.

@ Bolton

overheard by: Mac

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Don't I Get Three Guesses?

watcher — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:44:49 EST

Drunk Girl: What's the problem?
Door Guy: When is your birthday?
Drunk Girl: In October?
Door Guy: Nope!

@ 40 watt

overheard by: watcher

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Or While You're Getting Raped While You're Lost Hiking

Anon — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:09:08 EST

Guy 1: Dude, check out my new whistle.
(Guy 1 blows whistle)
Guy 1: I can use it when I get lost hiking.
Guy 2: Or when you're getting raped.

@ PJ stairs by the bus stop

overheard by: Anon

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It's Gonna Take More Than A Pair Of Tits To Get A Cab On A Gameday

tomcat706 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:51:19 EST

Guy: Will you please put your tits back in your shirt and focus on getting us a goddamn cab?
Drunk Girl: Don't say G-D!

@ College and Broad, post football game

overheard by: tomcat706

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Think Before You Sprechen

Anonymous — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:09:11 EST

Girl: Why would anyone want to major in German? No one speaks that! I mean, who speaks German?
Guy: (shouting from across the lecture hall): I do, so fuck you!

@ Ecology Lecture

overheard by: Anonymous

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Sir, I Think You've Had Enough Chalk. Do You Have A Ride Home?

Nerdy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:34:31 EST

Professor 1: (busts into classroom) Hey, can I get some chalk? My fingers are bleeding.
Professor 2: I don't even know how to respond to that.

@ Boyd, MATH 3200

overheard by: Nerdy

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Snoop Dogg Had A Brief Stint As A Cartographer

Mouton — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:24:11 EST

Professor: Do any of you know what this symbol means on a sea level pressure and wind map?
Student: Uh, rain? Drizzle?
Professor: Drizzle fo' shizzle!

@ GEOG 1112, Geog & Geol building

overheard by: Mouton

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The New Sex-ed Program Is Off To A Slow Start

anonymous — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:52:10 EST

Professor: So yeah, the continuum is better than saying "There are seven places. Where do you want to stick it?"
(Class chuckles)
Professor: Okay, um, anyway...

@ Sanford Hall

overheard by: anonymous

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Come On, You Have A 1 In 365 Chance!

over see er — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:57:13 EST

Doorguy 1: Do you have anything else with your name on it?
Girl: No, I only brought my ID with me.
Doorguy 1: Okay then, what's your birthday?
Girl: (pauses) I don't know.
Doorguy 2: You are so adorable! You need to leave.

@ 40 watt

overheard by: over see er

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Solving That Problem Costs 320 Mana

Shai — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:51:55 EST

(Professor writes a proof on the board)
Professor: So what do we do now?
Student: Say that it's true because of the principle we were trying to prove?
Professor: Yes. It's time for the invocation part. By the power of Grayskull, we win. Or, by the principle of mathematical induction. Whatever.

@ MATH 3200 Boyd

overheard by: Shai

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Play It Again, Sam

thankfully sober — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:49:22 EST

Drunk Girl 1: Why are you cradling that bottle of champagne like it's a baby?
Drunk Girl 2: I'm trying to make music, Sarah. I'm trying to make music.

@ off-campus apartment

overheard by: thankfully sober

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Miracle Grow On The Money Tree

gas — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:18:05 EST

(Guy checking out at Kangaroo)
Girl: Hey, what's up?
Guy: Nothing much.
Girl: Let me get that for you. (holds up wallet) Daddy's credit card.

@ The Roo.

overheard by: gas

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