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Is it new or old?<br /> <li> Customer: I looked online and it said it comes out next month.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Vision Video</p> <p>overheard by: flickskinny</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2922"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2922"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (5)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RxooBF_uH3D501jAzEVN7nhC_e4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RxooBF_uH3D501jAzEVN7nhC_e4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RxooBF_uH3D501jAzEVN7nhC_e4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RxooBF_uH3D501jAzEVN7nhC_e4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/xmV-Nw8-fgU" height="1" width="1"/> flickskinny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/xmV-Nw8-fgU/2922 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2922 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:25:01 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2922 <ul><li>Girl: Can you tell me the differences between the Dodge Ram 1500 and the Ford F-150?<br /> <li> Car Salesman: I don't know much about cars, just what's on the sticker. </ul> <br /> <p>@ Athens Dodge</p> <p>overheard by: bumseeker</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2921"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2921"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (5)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qCONrEWN2Y3WboysP7mkCdbnnYA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qCONrEWN2Y3WboysP7mkCdbnnYA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qCONrEWN2Y3WboysP7mkCdbnnYA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qCONrEWN2Y3WboysP7mkCdbnnYA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/5rY-XhmXAt4" height="1" width="1"/> bumseeker http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/5rY-XhmXAt4/2921 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2921 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:42:09 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2921 <ul><li>(Walking away from Buddha Bar to a car)<br /> <li> Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!<br /> <li> Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.<br /> <li> Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!</ul> <br /> <p>@ Broad Street</p> <p>overheard by: MK</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2919"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2919"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (0)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nRY0ynC4X_OND55SdwCAwHhncu0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nRY0ynC4X_OND55SdwCAwHhncu0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nRY0ynC4X_OND55SdwCAwHhncu0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nRY0ynC4X_OND55SdwCAwHhncu0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/6k84V7rGz48" height="1" width="1"/> MK http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/6k84V7rGz48/2919 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2919 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:56:10 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2919 <ul><li>Professor: (to her friend) Well, I made the final optional. But I'm going to make it really fucking hard so no one will want to do it.<br /> <li> Professor's Friend: (glances at the undergrad staring at them) Yep. It's just like you always suspected.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Golden Pantry</p> <p>overheard by: Cashier</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2918"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2918"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (5)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X8iVZRkd-x0XFZ8twd2MfTlFNOg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X8iVZRkd-x0XFZ8twd2MfTlFNOg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X8iVZRkd-x0XFZ8twd2MfTlFNOg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X8iVZRkd-x0XFZ8twd2MfTlFNOg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/XiN1O3tMpfk" height="1" width="1"/> Cashier http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/XiN1O3tMpfk/2918 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2918 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:09:11 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2918 <ul><li>(A girl is giving another girl a piggyback ride)<br /> <li> Guy: Ew, look at those lesbians.<br /> <li> Girl: Yeah, and we're sisters, too.<br /> <li> Guy: Kinky.</ul> <br /> <p>@ downtown</p> <p>overheard by: confused</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2915"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2915"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (6)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bf8ThMnysYgCZmx-ub2MGrAXq2c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bf8ThMnysYgCZmx-ub2MGrAXq2c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bf8ThMnysYgCZmx-ub2MGrAXq2c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bf8ThMnysYgCZmx-ub2MGrAXq2c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/8tNtDONyF2E" height="1" width="1"/> confused http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/8tNtDONyF2E/2915 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2915 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:10:01 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2915 <ul><li>Stripper: What do you do?<br /> <li> Horny guy: I travel a lot... heading to Vancouver next week.<br /> <li> Stripper: Vancouver?<br /> <li> Horny guy: Yeah, you know, British Columbia.<br /> <li> Stripper: Ooooh! South Carolina!<br /> <li> Horny guy: Yeah, Vancouver, South Carolina.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Toppers</p> <p>overheard by: missing Athens</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2914"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2914"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (0)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zaKYkn5PfbBUAgJndz6mFWN8oFY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zaKYkn5PfbBUAgJndz6mFWN8oFY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zaKYkn5PfbBUAgJndz6mFWN8oFY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zaKYkn5PfbBUAgJndz6mFWN8oFY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/VDyJGck4qcs" height="1" width="1"/> missing Athens http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/VDyJGck4qcs/2914 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2914 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:19:11 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2914 <ul><li>Guest speaker: Someone give me an example of anything that is manufactured, give me anything.<br /> <li> Student: Sex toys!</ul> <br /> <p>@ SLC 250</p> <p>overheard by: Tired</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2912"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2912"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (5)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p0hnL7-LpiojL1f74P5vS2pJWKU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p0hnL7-LpiojL1f74P5vS2pJWKU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p0hnL7-LpiojL1f74P5vS2pJWKU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p0hnL7-LpiojL1f74P5vS2pJWKU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/ED8HZigFy0Q" height="1" width="1"/> Tired http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/ED8HZigFy0Q/2912 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2912 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:17:37 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2912 <ul><li>Girl: So I went to the career fair the other day, but all I got was horniness.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Downtown</p> <p>overheard by: KC</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2911"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2911"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (3)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gPExDW6za9Jf4z6JFzG5gDglaMY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gPExDW6za9Jf4z6JFzG5gDglaMY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gPExDW6za9Jf4z6JFzG5gDglaMY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gPExDW6za9Jf4z6JFzG5gDglaMY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/FmFBe-Wbr_w" height="1" width="1"/> KC http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/FmFBe-Wbr_w/2911 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2911 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:29:10 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2911 <ul><li>Host: How many are in your party?<br /> <li> Sorostitute: (counts everyone) One, two, three, four, five... five.<br /> <li> Host: Did you count yourself?<br /> <li> Sorostitute: (counts again) One, two, three, four, five, six... six.</ul> <br /> <p>@ The Grill</p> <p>overheard by: Ashley</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2910"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2910"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (0)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/odU2Kr51sdWVc2OmtYdzSj0UKxs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/odU2Kr51sdWVc2OmtYdzSj0UKxs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/odU2Kr51sdWVc2OmtYdzSj0UKxs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/odU2Kr51sdWVc2OmtYdzSj0UKxs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/qWsMxfLpaIU" height="1" width="1"/> Ashley http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/qWsMxfLpaIU/2910 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2910 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:44:46 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2910 <ul><li>Prostitute: I used to be the toast of the town. I even had a pair of panties I got at K-Mart that said "toast of the town" right on the crotch.</ul> <br /> <p>@ college ave.</p> <p>overheard by: anonymous</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2908"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2908"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (2)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PbKr1fS7gmHCc-2jZ2tV_oWj5xg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PbKr1fS7gmHCc-2jZ2tV_oWj5xg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PbKr1fS7gmHCc-2jZ2tV_oWj5xg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PbKr1fS7gmHCc-2jZ2tV_oWj5xg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/xzgdONs9nqI" height="1" width="1"/> anonymous http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/xzgdONs9nqI/2908 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2908 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:50:03 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2908 <ul><li>Stoner 1: Hey. Nice to meet you.<br /> <li> Stoner 2: Actually, I think I know you. Weren't you the guy smoking a bowl in the bathroom at Taco Stand?<br /> <li> Stoner 1: Yeah. I figure if I do it everyone else will do it, too.</ul> <br /> <p>@ NormalTown</p> <p>overheard by: Dr. </p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2907"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2907"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (4)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eFPoKi8kTapa4ionwwFxFE58gtA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eFPoKi8kTapa4ionwwFxFE58gtA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eFPoKi8kTapa4ionwwFxFE58gtA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eFPoKi8kTapa4ionwwFxFE58gtA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/XzE2Mh0jUbk" height="1" width="1"/> Dr. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/XzE2Mh0jUbk/2907 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2907 Sun, 31 May 2009 04:18:53 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2907 <ul><li>Homeless Man: Can I have some change? I just really need some change, man, please, can I have some change?<br /> <li> Girl: Obama's got your change!</ul> <br /> <p>@ Corner of Clayton and College Ave.</p> <p>overheard by: J. 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Just like, out of all your hoes she's the main one.<br /> <li> Boy: ...</ul> <br /> <p>@ ZBMLC</p> <p>overheard by: anonymous</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2899"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2899"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (20)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yi26lyKSapSYy41Cw3GurRl9gw8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yi26lyKSapSYy41Cw3GurRl9gw8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yi26lyKSapSYy41Cw3GurRl9gw8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yi26lyKSapSYy41Cw3GurRl9gw8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/Y5q4GHXQTo4" height="1" width="1"/> anonymous http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/Y5q4GHXQTo4/2899 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2899 Mon, 18 May 2009 14:22:30 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2899 <ul><li>Customer: Can I have a refill on my Dr. Pepper?<br /> <li> Cashier: Sure! Take your top off.<br /> <li> (Customer stares)</ul> <br /> <p>@ Chic-fila East Side</p> <p>overheard by: Oh my!</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2898"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2898"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (1)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Drj761UtETWYD1U4QOaH4OJDLws/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Drj761UtETWYD1U4QOaH4OJDLws/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Drj761UtETWYD1U4QOaH4OJDLws/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Drj761UtETWYD1U4QOaH4OJDLws/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/jODiX7cWonI" height="1" width="1"/> Oh my! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/jODiX7cWonI/2898 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2898 Sun, 17 May 2009 21:47:14 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2898 <ul><li>Guy 1: You had to go to a urologist? Damn, what'd he say?<br /> <li> Guy 2: He said nothing was wrong. He had to check my balls, though, and... and my prostate.<br /> <li> Guy 1: Dude... shit... you're fucking gay now.</ul> <br /> <p>@ 2nd floor of SLC </p> <p>overheard by: Ginger7</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2897"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2897"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (1)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-4jlNkf_xSkd63xjiFFQFLwAVU0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-4jlNkf_xSkd63xjiFFQFLwAVU0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-4jlNkf_xSkd63xjiFFQFLwAVU0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-4jlNkf_xSkd63xjiFFQFLwAVU0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/Q6nvg2Vi24Q" height="1" width="1"/> Ginger7 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/Q6nvg2Vi24Q/2897 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2897 Sat, 16 May 2009 20:56:57 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2897 <ul><li>Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.<br /> <li> (pause)<br /> <li> Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.</ul> <br /> <p>@ north south bus</p> <p>overheard by: anonymous</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2896"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2896"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (20)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CSMGOxdhCS6YX3k10lTJhvOoYAM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CSMGOxdhCS6YX3k10lTJhvOoYAM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CSMGOxdhCS6YX3k10lTJhvOoYAM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CSMGOxdhCS6YX3k10lTJhvOoYAM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/KJ6XcS7_j3g" height="1" width="1"/> anonymous http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/KJ6XcS7_j3g/2896 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2896 Fri, 15 May 2009 15:41:17 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2896 <ul><li>Girl: (after introducing Guy to another girl) So, she's like the sluttiest girl I know.<br /> <li> Guy: Yeah, I already know her.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Tasty World</p> <p>overheard by: anonymous</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2895"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2895"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (0)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RtQAvGAvdzLas5eWDwMAZXTNppI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RtQAvGAvdzLas5eWDwMAZXTNppI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RtQAvGAvdzLas5eWDwMAZXTNppI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RtQAvGAvdzLas5eWDwMAZXTNppI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/zfhRyBjMYoY" height="1" width="1"/> anonymous http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/zfhRyBjMYoY/2895 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2895 Thu, 14 May 2009 18:46:35 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2895 <ul><li>Fratty 1: Dude, are you ready for the final? I'm nervous.<br /> <li> Fratty 2: Not me. I had a beer to calm the nerves.<br /> <li> Fratty 1: You had a beer?<br /> <li> Fratty 2: Yeah, a beer or two. I got to pee.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Physics final</p> <p>overheard by: All-nighter</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2894"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2894"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (9)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9lFdPFwpSQy-rATpig6hgM8fBU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9lFdPFwpSQy-rATpig6hgM8fBU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9lFdPFwpSQy-rATpig6hgM8fBU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q9lFdPFwpSQy-rATpig6hgM8fBU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/x9wmHRkMw-k" height="1" width="1"/> All-nighter http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/x9wmHRkMw-k/2894 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2894 Wed, 13 May 2009 11:14:54 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2894 <ul><li>Drunk girl: Did you say there's an open side of the bed?<br /> <li> Guy: yes?<br /> <li> Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.<br /> <li> Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.<br /> <li> Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.</ul> <br /> <p>@ lumpkin place</p> <p>overheard by: just visiting</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2893"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2893"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (7)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QanefbMsaTn2dUtb6a4MbdkJ8Xw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QanefbMsaTn2dUtb6a4MbdkJ8Xw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QanefbMsaTn2dUtb6a4MbdkJ8Xw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QanefbMsaTn2dUtb6a4MbdkJ8Xw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/88_rruBMdOw" height="1" width="1"/> just visiting http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/88_rruBMdOw/2893 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2893 Tue, 12 May 2009 11:43:58 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2893 <ul><li>Jittery Joe's Guy: White mocha?<br /> <li> (Girl 1 takes drink)<br /> <li> Jittery Joe's Guy: Non-fat white mocha with soy?<br /> <li> Girl 2: Um, I had just a regular white mocha.<br /> <li> Jittery Joe's Guy: Ugh, that skank took your shit! </ul> <br /> <p>@ SLC</p> <p>overheard by: bkuk</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2892"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2892"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (11)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RDlQFPQPgqaMi3VBxN2eFFWPpfo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RDlQFPQPgqaMi3VBxN2eFFWPpfo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RDlQFPQPgqaMi3VBxN2eFFWPpfo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RDlQFPQPgqaMi3VBxN2eFFWPpfo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/UnyZ3UJ0v20" height="1" width="1"/> bkuk http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/UnyZ3UJ0v20/2892 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2892 Fri, 08 May 2009 10:19:16 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2892 <ul><li>Sorostitute: Whatever, Obama only got into office because of all those bullshit liberal laws anyway.<br /> <li> Employee: Oh yeah? What bullshit laws are those?<br /> <li> Sorostitute: You know, like affirmative action.</ul> <br /> <p>@ Little Italy</p> <p>overheard by: ...Seriously?</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2891"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2891"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (26)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZySjl1SbWo585pmRtxxI08fZLMs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZySjl1SbWo585pmRtxxI08fZLMs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZySjl1SbWo585pmRtxxI08fZLMs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZySjl1SbWo585pmRtxxI08fZLMs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/l5Xm1MEZPjQ" height="1" width="1"/> ...Seriously? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/l5Xm1MEZPjQ/2891 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2891 Thu, 07 May 2009 20:53:35 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2891 <ul><li>(Two guys watch an attractive woman with a limp walk by)<br /> <li> Guy 1: Aw, she has a limp.<br /> <li> Guy 2: I like that in a girl.</ul> <br /> <p>@ downtown</p> <p>overheard by: observer</p> <p> <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2889"><strong>Vote On or Email This Quote</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2889"><strong>See This Quote's Comments (2)</strong></a> | <a href="http://www.overheardinathens.com"><strong>Visit Overheard in Athens</strong></a> </p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PKZIHn3WBDoUeAjVuncj1-ED6V4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PKZIHn3WBDoUeAjVuncj1-ED6V4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PKZIHn3WBDoUeAjVuncj1-ED6V4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PKZIHn3WBDoUeAjVuncj1-ED6V4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinathens/~4/AhVPMgCN9sw" height="1" width="1"/> observer http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/overheardinathens/~3/AhVPMgCN9sw/2889 http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2889 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:48:50 EST http://www.overheardinathens.com/view/2889