OverlyRandom.com Random things that catch my interest throughout the day. Mostly Humor, Sports, and Women. Who doesn't love those? 2008-06-22T20:15:56Z WordPress http://overlyrandom.com/?feed=atom JD <![CDATA[Celtics - 2008 NBA Champions]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=43 2008-06-22T20:15:56Z 2008-06-22T20:14:39Z  

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                   Congratulations Celtics!

Boston’s professional sports domination just keeps on rolling.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Beowulf]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=41 2007-11-07T03:45:40Z 2007-11-07T03:43:30Z This looks fantastic.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Guitar Hero Is For Dumbshits]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=39 2007-11-06T02:03:53Z 2007-11-06T01:58:35Z Recently I have noticed many people getting all excited over the Guitar Hero game series. First off the game isn’t even named correctly. It should be called “Expensive 5 Button Controller Hero”. The only resemblance this thing has to a real guitar is that it is roughly shaped like one. This game is much like the Dance Dance Revolution crap that was going around some time ago. Double amputees everywhere rejoice as this game does not require feet.

To help quell some of the bullshit I have put together a few videos to show the difference between guitar playing and button mashing.

Ready? Here we go.

This is someone with real talent playing a “real” guitar. Notice there are no colored buttons and the absence of that obnoxious clicking sound.

 

Next we have a no talent ass hat that can push buttons really fast. Also featured are his friends who are amazed by his button pushing awesomeness. (Warning: Watching this entire video will cause your IQ to drop considerably. You’ve been warned.)

 

The amazing Andy Mckee. Who not only creates fantastic harmony but manages the percussion at the same time. 

 

Here is another video that shows the darker side of this Guitar Hero phenomenon.

 

Back to some serious talent.

 

Lastly….

This kid gets major points for style and the fact that he destroys the “guitar shaped controller” at the end.

So in closing, I know some of you are having fun with this game. You aren’t the people I’m talking to. I’m talking to the people that feel “extra special” because you can mash some colored buttons and animated crowds cheer your name. I assure you…. you people are speshul! In that short bus, window licker kind of way.

Don’t agree? Sorry…. Don’t really care.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Don’t Do It!]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=38 2007-10-30T05:11:24Z 2007-10-30T05:10:23Z

There are a whole series of these signs all over the Golden Gate bridge. Guess not everything is sunshine and flowers in San Francisco.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[2007 World Champion Boston Redsox]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=37 2007-10-29T04:22:37Z 2007-10-29T04:21:36Z  

Way to bring it home!

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Meg Ryan Extravaganza]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=35 2007-10-01T01:20:54Z 2007-10-01T01:14:01Z              

Here is a little bonus. Many of you have already seen this… for those that haven’t just sit tight during the talking at the beginning. The payoff is at the end.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Taser Tuesday - 9/4/2007]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=34 2007-09-04T18:12:20Z 2007-09-04T18:05:18Z I missed Taser Tuesday last week so here are here is a two’fer fer ya.

The first one is just awesome. Imagine one minute your being a belligerent asshole and the next you’re a quivering pile of Jello on the floor. Bonus impact points on the trip to the floor.

This one starts out a little slow with a “tough” Marine guy messing around with an individual who clearly has no hand to hand combat training. Presumably this match-up is to illustrate how “tough” the Marine is. The second part is this guy going up against a taser. Apparently the taser is much tougher.

 


]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[IF YOU FUCK THINGS UP YOU CAN NO LONGER BE AN EXPERT!]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=33 2007-08-26T02:46:23Z 2007-08-26T02:45:13Z Truer words were never spoken.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Monica Bellucci]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=32 2007-08-25T05:40:55Z 2007-08-25T05:40:55Z One of the most beautiful females to walk the earth.

]]> 0 JD <![CDATA[Putting The President In Perspective]]> http://overlyrandom.com/?p=31 2007-08-23T21:20:29Z 2007-08-23T21:06:42Z Here is one of my all time favorite movie exchanges. I think in this time of bat shit insane leaders running our government this should help put the president in perspective.

First person to guess the movie gets a cookie.

 

Simon Wilder: You asked the question, sir, now let me answer it. The beauty of the Constitution is that it can always be changed. The beauty of the Constitution is that it makes no set law other than faith in the wisdom of ordinary people to govern themselves.

Proffessor Pitkannan: Faith in the wisdom of the people is exactly what makes the Constitution incomplete and crude.

Simon Wilder: Crude? No, sir. Our “founding parents” were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn’t know everything. Sure, they’d make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an “elected king,” no matter how many bombs he can drop. Because the “crude” Constitution doesn’t trust him. He’s just a bum, okay Mr. Pitkannan? He’s just a bum.

 

This is something our current President understands but refuses to acknowledge. For this reason alone George Bush Jr. will go down in history as one of the worst.

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