Oversharers

When it comes to self-loathing, @Rob_Hoffman prefers to be very specific.

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:45:27 +0000

Any time I feel the slightest discomfort in my abdomen, I fear it’s a kidney stone or appendicitis. I hate my appendix.Sun Aug 15 15:35:47 via EchofonRob Hoffman
Rob_Hoffman

What @jordandoyle didn’t realize was that the REAL new low was this post.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:43:24 +0000

Home alone in the flat on friday night, i didnt realise it would be spend in my underpants watching Big Brother. A new low.Fri Aug 20 20:57:02 via webJordan Doyle
jordandoyle84

Puzzled about the meaning of love? @sherriva has it all figured out.

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:43:02 +0000

Love means rubbing Desitin on your husband’s ball rash.Sun Aug 15 17:51:48 via webSherri Hutchinson
sherriva

Quick! Call a vet! Or get some Viagra! Do something!

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:50:44 +0000

My snake has gone limp and cold!Tue Feb 09 22:31:18 via webJonathan Knight
JonathanRKnight

Readers: Can someone please help @meganbg meet a man? Or at least run some errands?

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:56:21 +0000

It’s moments like this when I really need a boyfriend/husband… I need tampons.Thu Jan 07 19:59:29 via TweetDeckMegan A smus
meganbg

We’ve heard of killing two birds with one stone, but @p2wsecretcode has set a new standard.

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:54:08 +0000

I think I just broke a world record and a toilet bowl at the same time.Tue Feb 09 20:37:10 via websecretcode
p2wsecretcode

Based on her mastery of metaphor, @claireheath must be a writer. Or simile. Which is which again?

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:46:05 +0000

Have such a volcanically deep zit laying roots in my chin that it feels like someone hit me with a right cross.Sun Feb 14 23:44:50 via webclaire heath
claireheath

How to know your friend is ready to start dating again, courtesy of @choc_milk.

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:42:46 +0000

My bff is finally over her ex. I know this because it’s been months since I’ve heard a rant involving his small penis.Wed Feb 17 10:15:35 via Echofonchoc_milk
choc_milk

Deanna had a special to-do list on her birthday. She has to get it all done before her party!

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:35:08 +0000

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Some people post life’s little everyday annoyances to Twitter. Like @edcetera.

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:32:30 +0000

Stupid yearning in my loins.Thu Jul 08 02:50:24 via twidroidEd Cetera
edcetera