Painfully Hip

Jamaica Scissorhands, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Obsessive Haircutting Tendencies

Well, hey there. Do you remember me? We went on a couple of dates in early 2010. I had the lobster and one too many dirty martinis. You had me at hello. You seemed to listen to my advice (making unflattering thrift jeans skinny). I enjoyed your company, and I meant to keep [...]

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2012-01-22

@DropOfPink Thanks, for the award!! I'm honored. in reply to DropOfPink # @maytoledano @SchonMagazine Thanks so much, I love Schøn too! in reply to maytoledano # @mihalyiphoto Next time you're laid over @ LAX, gimme a call! I live 5 min from there so you'd have time for the beach and a geeky [...]

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2012-01-08

We just adore our new Hush Puppies. Jump around! http://t.co/dEFBdcg5 http://t.co/J6dnIa6y # I posted 30 photos on Facebook in the album "Stylist Portfolio" http://t.co/KT6ymgE1 #

2012. Year of the Pants.

Suddenly breaking my recent skirt habit, PANTS! Ah, the miracle of pants. Pants this beautiful, however, are a rarity – whipped up from a just-sheer-enough chiffon-like substance with a mesmerizingly fluid pattern. Liquid pants! With pockets and pleats! Whoever designed these was a genius, namely Elin of Stylein in Sweden. Her latest collection [...]

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2012-01-01

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face, forever." -George Orwell Happy Hangover, everyone! 2012 #

WISHing you a Bouyant New Year!

I have landed in Los Angeles. Specifically, my boyfriend and I are moving into a new place tomorrow, a few blocks from the beach. Needless to say, all this summer-chasing has left much to be desired in the form of “free time,” now that I’m dating a photographer. We met, caught our stride [...]

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2011-12-11

@reedandrader, meet your biggest fan. ME. I would like to be your bestie, ASAP, if you can swing it?? MUCHLY appreciated. # I checked in at Tandoor-A-India (8406 Pershing Dr) on #Yelp http://t.co/XHsadlOX #

The Unrepentant Tourist – Barrio Vintage, Honolulu

This was the second time in my life a best friend had announced to me that they were sorry to tell me but they were suddenly moving to Hawaii. Oh hell, no. Bradley and I had developed a friendship which was way too pure for this goddamn world and its …weather. So I [...]

Check Me Out: Sans MSG

Anyone who has been to San Francisco knows how impossible it is to dress appropriately for the weather. By the time the sun dissolves into its oil-slicked finalé, I’ve got so many indiscriminately practical layers on I look like I’ve been dumpster-diving. Except in glorious October. If you haven’t been to SF in [...]

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2011-11-06

When you’re a stylist working on a farm, what else are you gonna do but show the insects how its done? Happy Halloween! http://t.co/X52594wf # Vote for me for Photo of the Week. http://t.co/jO2RkidW # Finally moving my ass to LA on Thurs so I can be more "industry." Feels like a 1st [...]