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			<title>Gisele Bündchen Left Tom Brady Because of a Horoscope? OK</title>
			<dc:creator>Lainey Bobainey</dc:creator>
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					According to a new book on Tom Brady, a source close to the retired quarterback claims Gisele Bündchen may have left him because of her horoscope, as we crazy women so often do. I'll be over here rolling my eyes...
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2026 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>&apos;SNL&apos; Highlights: Jalen Brunson, &apos;High School Musical&apos; and &apos;Dream Academy&apos;</title>
			<dc:creator>Dustin Rowles</dc:creator>
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					Cold Open -- Ramy Youssef opens the season of SNL as Zohran Mamdani filming a TikTok about the nor'easter, and the sketch was going great for about 30 seconds, until James Austin Johnson's Trump showed up. The sketch was mostly...
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2026 15:47:41 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>The Week of September 27th in Streaming: We Have Completely Abandoned Restraint</title>
			<dc:creator>Samantha Song</dc:creator>
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					We have reached the final days of September, which means television has stopped pretending it intends to ease us into fall. This week brings the VMAs, The Simpsons, LEGO pirates, the return of Scrubs, people racing around the planet for...
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2026 11:30:31 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Is &apos;Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story&apos; Actually About Aileen Wuornos?</title>
			<dc:creator>Chris Revelle</dc:creator>
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					At this point, Ryan Murphy and Ian Brennan have made so much garbage with identical issues that any criticisms I have for Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story have already been made about the rest of their slop. All the things...
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Oh, So That’s Why Brooke &amp; Hulk Hogan Stopped Talking</title>
			<dc:creator>Mike Redmond</dc:creator>
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					Andrew Update: He's hanging in there! I'm writing this on Friday night and was relieved to hear from him earlier today. Literally. He's a voice-texting fiend. He sincerely appreciates all the love and support everyone dropped in the comments the...
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>NYFF Review: &apos;Rose&apos; Is Another Stellar Showcase for Sandra Hüller</title>
			<dc:creator>Jason Adams</dc:creator>
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					Do you ever find yourself randomly, just all of a sudden in the middle of your day, giggling about that time Sanrda Hüller belted out Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All" in Toni Erdmann? Or what about when she did...
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>‘Ted Lasso’ Is Doing a Lot of Nothing</title>
			<dc:creator>Kaleena Rivera</dc:creator>
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					I've talked before about how Ted Lasso works best when it sticks to its sports show roots, and this week's episode, "Follow the Anger," only confirms it. The season is still falling short of "good" but it's north of "bad,"...
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2026 16:15:35 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Even Ben Affleck&apos;s Kids Are Dunking on His Love Life</title>
			<dc:creator>Mike Redmond</dc:creator>
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					In the mid-2010s, there was nothing that brought me more pleasure than seeing photos of Ben Affleck looking absolutely miserable. Vaping in his Charger, standing outside of buildings smoking, just put that right in my veins. Sure, he claims his...
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Jodie Turner-Smith is Named in a Very Disturbing Lawsuit</title>
			<dc:creator>Kayleigh Donaldson</dc:creator>
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					Actress Jodie Turner-Smith is accused in a new lawsuit of knowingly funding a drug trafficking operation run by her brother. The case, which named her and her sibling Richard Anthony Smith, was filed in Los Angeles this week by three...
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2026 14:15:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Brothers’ Is Better Than It Has Any Right to Be (Which Doesn’t Mean It’s Good)</title>
			<dc:creator>Dustin Rowles</dc:creator>
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					Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey have long been such close friends that fans have speculated they might actually be brothers. Their new series together, Brothers, basically asks: "What if they are?" Harrelson and McConaughey play barely fictionalized versions of themselves...
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2026 13:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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