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NLO 794: Inked

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 26 May 2012 10:22:14 +0000

JOSH DENNY is here and we’re talking about our New York trip. We talk about traveling, our standup show, the live podcast and much more. Patrick and Josh both got tattoos, and Josh’s is ridiculous! If you haven’t seen the photo, like our Facebook page. The Overdose also has exclusive progress photos of the tattoo. We’re working on editing the videos together. We talk about transportation, hotels, and so much more. This isn’t a normal show – it’s a complete detailed report of our trip to NYC. We have also reached our 600 OD member goal, and there has never been a better time to join! We have so much content coming!

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NLO 793: Tradesmen

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 17 May 2012 08:01:18 +0000

KEN BARNARD is in the studio for an awesome Wednesday show. We talk to a caller who is 18 and drunk, and also kicked his father out of the house with a machete. We talk to his friend who works at a KFC. Patrick offers to help people quit their shitty jobs. We are headed to New York on Friday for our live show. Ken makes Patrick re-think his tattoo choices. We talk about a petition from some idiot adopted kids against Marvel Comics. We check in with a fat guy who is pissed at his local all-you-can-eat fish restaurant for cutting him off. We read some letters from fans. We watch a video about a carpet cleaner who jerks off in people’s homes and sniffs panties. We talk about fat people taking responsibility for their fat. There’s a huge new UFO scare based around some weird things happening at the sun. Patrick is afraid of the apocalypse, and wants to organize an NLO Apocalypse Army. We get a call from our buddy Adrian who works at Dominos Pizza. We close out the show with the return of Is It Gay? and a lot of talk about ass play. Get on board!

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NLO 792: Liquid Courage

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 15 May 2012 09:25:26 +0000

AL JACKSON is back in Los Angeles and back in the studio! We’re talking about money and how no one has it. We’re talking about swastikas and what cool symbols they are. Al thinks his son is a genius. Patrick was a bad kid and contemplated building a bomb. The alcohol in the studio is facilitating all these awesome stories. Al is afraid of Jaegermeister. Al is on the road with Steve O and is bailing on the New York show. We talk about Chicago comedy a little bit. A 14-year-old listener calls in and we help him get a date with a girl who listens to the show. Emily and Robert a cool fans and we wish them the best of luck. Neums calls in and nerds out a bit. There’s a lot more, but listen to this super long show for all the madness.

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NLO 791: Lady Buggin’

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 12 May 2012 09:22:57 +0000

BRANDT TOBLER and JOSH DENNY are in the studio. Patrick talks about fans – specifically two fans who sent in things he didn’t ask for – a crafty bracelet that doesn’t fit his fat wrists, and a box of three hundred live lady bugs. Yes. Live bugs by mail. We watch the latest video from the food reviewer on YouTube – a fat kid who has not talent or charisma. He eats so awful instant frozen pizzas. We watch a fat woman fuck a nice car by crawling all over it, screaming about Jesus. Patrick and Josh shopped for costumes today, and went to lunch. Josh orders food very aggressively. The studio is having issues. Josh wants to kill anyone and everyone for everything.

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NLO 790: Sibling Overload

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 10 May 2012 08:55:01 +0000

Patrick is in the studio solo today. He talks about apartment hunting, credit scores, potential future studios, an episode of True Life where people have way too many kids, irresponsible parents, and more. We check out the video of a comedian who can’t talk and wonder why he is even a thing. We check out some standup from Stephanie Courtney, girl with two first names and also the Progressive mascot Flo. We take some calls that educate us about taking ecstasy and more. We talk about New York, London, and more. Check it!

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NLO 789: Sullivan and Sons

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 08 May 2012 08:19:14 +0000

Comedians RYAN DALTON and CORNELL REID are in studio, and we’re all drinking scotch and having more fun than you. Ryan is in town because he thinks he’s a big TV star now. On cable. Cornell is awesome enough to pull off sunglasses inside. We talk about two idiots that got hit by a car from tanning in the middle of a road, and a mother who tans her own face until it looks like an Ewok as well as her children. And some guy bangs her, too. We also revisit our old buddy Daniel Songer, self-acclaimed comedian and weirdo, who has 214 performances available to view on YouTube. Check out today’s aftershow for gay bashing, fishing videos, and a story about fishing a button out of the toilet.

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NLO 788: Harry Plotter

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:31:20 +0000

JOSH DENNY is in the studio, along with fans Josh, Sheldon and Rob from Phoenix. The guys brought in a ton of awesome vinyl decals that they made as part of their new business. They’re amazing, and they will all be for sale in the new NLO store. We talk about our adventure to the movie theatre to watch the new Avengers movie, and the disgusting people who were in the theatre. We talk about all the kids who are killing themselves over getting bullied, and how people get offended far too easily. Josh talks about his bang-maid, and we check out a cleaning service run by girls who like to get naked. Finally, we check out the latest video from a hardcore juggalo-wannabe, and learn that fan Josh used to be a big ICP fan and has a hatchetman tattoo. It gets weird.

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NLO 787: Taken Teeth

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 03 May 2012 06:17:58 +0000

RYAN STOUT makes his return to the studio. We are talking about comedy a bit, and being offended. Patrick can’t find any pillows that make his head happy. We learn about a crazy woman dentist who took out all her exes teeth. Why is Allstate monopolizing all of Mayhem’s time? And why are there so many insurance commercials? We wonder why Amsterdam is doing away with weed for tourists when it probably makes their entire economy go ’round. Why is the rice from Chinese restaurants so hard? And what’s with the packaging? A kid in jail for five days with no food or water thinks it’s smart to do meth. Buy your tickets for New York, and start saving for London!

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NLO 786: Age of Aquarius

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 01 May 2012 02:55:01 +0000

KEN BARNARD is in the studio, with fan Chris G. Patrick is back from Florida and has tons of stories about the flights and hotel he was staying in. He calls the hotel to try to get to the bottom of their issues, but only gets met with indifference. We watch a video that tries to pontificate on where we go when we die. Patrick gets a crazy religious letter in the mail and a prayer rug. The prayer rug is actually just a piece of cheap paper. We draw all over Jesus’ face. There’s some technical difficulties, that could be Jesus showing us his awesome power. But it was probably just an internet outage. Christian comedians aren’t funny and we prove it by watching unbearable crap from a God comic.

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NLO 785: Communal Meats

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:52:54 +0000

Patrick is heading to Florida to attend to some personal matters, and that means he is still broke. The hits keep on coming in 2012. JOSH DENNY is in the studio to talk about it. We went to see the movie Cabin in the Woods, and it’s horrible. We get really racist in this show, but not really. We just talk about things that black people do that are annoying, but absolutely true. YouTube is seven years old, and we take a look at two videos from young and old people who prove that it’s just a cesspool of talentless idiots. Patrick doesn’t like restaurants that serve meat off sticks to tons of people. Vegas nosebleeds are brutal. Other podcasts suck and you should be throwing money at this show.

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NLO 784: Delivery Debacle

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 03:13:11 +0000

Patrick and Josh do a show from high above the Vegas strip in their beautiful Bally’s suite. This show talks about their Vegas adventures, meeting the hottest 38-year-old they’ve ever seen, doing comedy, gambling, ordering pizza, and so much more. The sound quality isn’t as good as our normal studio shows, but deal with it. We still sound better than every other show you listen to. Patrick is wearing some fly new Sean John clothing. We come up with a new idea for a disgusting meme, and we talk way too much about the inner workings of a retail store.

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NLO 783: Beerly Beloved

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 06:54:25 +0000

Patrick is doing a solo show today, and it’s super-sized to make up for no show on Monday. We talk about the new show merch, and Patrick tells about a can koozie fiasco that he is going through with the promotions company. Lots of callers. Patrick gets in to the Johnny B nonsense more than he wants to get in to it. Why aren’t you listening to NLO Radio 24/7? This is the only podcast you should listen to ever. We watch a fat ginger kid defend women and try to get laid by yelling and crying. Patrick gives theories on why women are their vaginas. We talk about the Tupac hologram at Coachella. Patrick trys to rap as Trayvon but it’s awful. We need help finding a hotel deal for New York in May. More stuff happens but you should just listen.

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NLO 782: Texting Toni

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 13:28:08 +0000

JOSH DENNY is here, with former intern Shooby and fan Max. We’re drinking spirits and celebrating Friday the 13th. Watch out for spooks and killers out there, kids. We talk about Shooby being late, and how his teeth look like they’re escaping from his mouth. We talk about food trucks and Mexicans, as well as shitty bands. More stupid stuff with Flapper’s Comedy Club. We start a new ongoing new Natasha Leggero reference for anything that sucks. Is milk steak a real thing? Max and Shooby aren’t original and repeat each other’s jokes. How would society start over if almost everyone died? A weird British fan calls in. Our mandatory talk about shit continues. Patrick reads an IM conversation from a fat girl with no sense of humor to one of our fans about Patrick and the show. We talk about why Hitler got a bad reputation for killing too many Jews. We get in to Shooby’s phone and read texts from Tony, a girl who manages High Roller Tattoo in New York, where Shooby recently got a tattoo and Patrick will soon be getting his. Shooby texts likes a man-girl. Domino’s Pizza Hero game for iPad is so addictive and it actually makes their pizza look good.

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NLO 781: Virginiversary

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:58:05 +0000

RYE SILVERMAN and ALLI BREEN are in the studio today. Alli has Patrick all frazzled again by showing up seconds before the show begins. Patrick remember that he lost his virginity on this day, and tells the story. Rye indulges Patrick, Alli and fan Colin with questions about his cross dressing. We come up with a new name for Harlem. Patrick can’t get his new expensive printer working. The death threat issue has been resolved. We talk about disapproving family members and how you need to live life for yourself. We are still trying to get Richard Karn on the show. Alli has no idea who Richard Karn is. Patrick used to program viruses and games for scientific calculators. Patrick things Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball on the island on the movie Castaway. Alli thinks Patrick is an asshole because of his flirting techniques. We find out what Sweet Brown is, and also explore the world of gravy wrestling.

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NLO 780: Grill Yourself

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:12:59 +0000

KEN BARNARD is back in the studio. Also a fan is here from Miami. Patrick is getting death threats from the podiatrist fan from Friday, so this could be the last show ever. We also talk about other things, like, uh, well it’s hard to remember with the death threats looming and all. It’s hard to open an online sex toy store. Patrick ordered a new printer and it’s super expensive. Iron Chef America is a stupid show. We watch some awful YouTube videos of kids who think they are hard, but are just giant pussies. We end by playing some horrible sketches sent in by some idiot in New York who thinks he is talented, and is mailing these shitty sketches around to every podcast – including Mike, the fan who happens to be in the studio today.

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NLO 779: Flappin

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:37:36 +0000

KATIE LEVINE and JOSH DENNY are in the studio, and Patrick is making Katie cringe because of all his anger and negativity. But you do it to yourselves, NLO fans. You do it to yourselves. In this show, Patrick has a crazy series of emails and interaction with yet another bonkers fan who is pissed he hasn’t received a shirt he ordered just a week ago. He calls in and emails through the entire show, going on some crazy mood swings like a pregnant lady. We make fun of a Virgin Mobile commercial, and talk about a high school kid who tried to take a porn star to prom. We end with Patrick and Josh talking about the worst comedy club in the world and why it deserves that title. Katie doesn’t enjoy herself at all, but to be fair she is afraid that our fat foot doctor psycho-fan Andrew is going to come after her.

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NLO 778: Terrible Tacos

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:36:33 +0000

Hey it’s SEAN O’BRIEN in the studio for a nice, relaxed one-comic show and conversations with a normal person. Patrick isn’t happy with Sean’s choice of lunch spot, a shitty taco stand. We discuss the merits of tacos from different places. Patrick is getting frustrated by the new NLO Radio stream provider. YouTube sucks so much. People don’t tweet like they talk. Gay people don’t rape straights. uStream is sucking today. Donald Trump won’t let a transvestite in the Ms. Universe pageant. Patrick talks a lot of shit about an ex-girlfriend, but it’s all for fun jokes. Kind of. London listeners call in. Patrick is baffled by what other countries think are luxuries in hotels. Like hot water. And towels. More talks about Taco Pony Parties. Some awesome fans in Phoenix made some NLO decals and are sticking them all over. Guys with hands on their hips are weird. Sean went to a bachelor party and watch lesbians have human centipede sex. Patrick remembers buying porn magazines and VHS magazines as a teen. Patrick is kind of looking for a new apartment. Star needs ideas for drawings for a 2013 NLO calendar. Patrick is done with fake friends. Send in your blood. Buy tickets for NYC – they’re going! There’s lots of new store items coming. Patrick remembers a DJ that hit on him. Sean loves raves. It’s a great show!

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NLO 777: False Alarm

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:33:49 +0000

What an awesome fun show today! CORNELL REID, TESS BARKER, and SCOTT BOWSER are in the studio and we are talking about so much it will make your head spin. Patrick loves hot showers and doesn’t care who knows it. Some nerd fans is calling in to plug an NLO Team Fortress 2 match. We have an extensive discussion about sex toys, real and fictional, and the shame associated with using them. Tess gives some blowjob advice to the ladies – and men. Patrick dodged a fire in his apartment on Sunday. There’s talk of high school stories and teachers that bang students. Cornell and Patrick went to Mike Bridenstine’s house to watch WrestleMania. Patrick tells a story about a girl who cried “rape”. We check in to Patrick’s hometown for a news story about a guy who loves killing bunny rabbits with his bare hands. Patrick didn’t win a billion dollars in the lottery. New York City pizza isn’t that good and it’s all in your head. Fans are loving Patrick’s childhood photos and they are photoshopping ridiculous things. Patrick shares lessons on keeping your balls fresh – it’s appreciated by the ladies!

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NLO 776: jRobot

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 12:01:41 +0000

JOSH DENNY is back in the studio, and woah, this show gets real. I think we have a real friendship breakthrough therapy session. Also in the studio are fans Ben and Brendan, and Brendan brought Patrick some litter he painted with an NLO logo (it’s actually a cool painted bottle slash incense burner – and yeah, I spelled slash). We’re talking about the biggest lottery in the world, and begging for money for tickets and talking about what we’d do if we won. Patrick is mad at a cleaning company that has no idea what they’re doing. So many tangents and movie references. Patrick used to hijack golf carts, Josh doesn’t know current events, and the fans tells us stuff about what they do. Josh may or may not fuck whores, and he may also be getting a tattoo in New York.

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NLO 775: Circuit Shitty

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 05:38:57 +0000

Hey we have BRIAN KING in the studio, and we’re talking about an idiot who wrote a letter to Patrick before he was out of cranky-mode this morning, and he’s all yelling about it and stuff. Brian shows off his new tattoo, and offers up his suggestions for Patrick, along with another round of suggestions from fans. There’s an update on the bomb-building-est neighbors ever, and Patrick calls Best Buy to give them a piece of his mind about their shitty customer service. The gay fans love Patrick’s sweet ass, and fan emails come in to tell Patrick about their experience with job searching and sleep number beds.

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NLO 774: Movie Vagic

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 06:54:09 +0000

Comedian KEN BARNARD joins the show today, and we’re fresh off a matinee date to see the movie The Hunger Games in IMAX. People are upset that there are black characters in the movie, more angles to the Trayvon Martin case, and two college shooting over the weekend shed more light on how the media portray hate crimes. Patrick talks about new neighbors who may or may not be running a meth lab next door. Or at least some kind of half-assed food truck. Patrick talks about his tattoo more, and takes ideas. We talk more about the pussification of America, and how the Los Angeles City Council is wasting tax payer money with stupid resolutions prohibiting free speech.

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NLO 773: Taste the Hate Crime

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 09:20:37 +0000

Hey you! MIKE BRIDENSTINE is here, along with SHOOBY, and we’re talking a lot about racism, hate crimes and this big hullabaloo with Travon Martin, the kid show down in the street in Sanford, FL for walking home with Skittles and tea. Anderson Cooper has nice hair, Geraldo hates hoodies, and Patrick thinks he got killed for his sweet rainbow candy. Brido tells a story about a kid he hated when he was two years old, and Patrick fires back with a story about lending out markers in school and a dick named Ricky. We reminisce about Channel One and KIDS Incorporated, and talk about the upcoming show in NEW YORK CITY!

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NLO 772: Evolution

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 11:02:46 +0000

A solo show with Patrick, talking about the upcoming big trip to New York City in May, looming big announcements for the show, and much more. Patrick lectures you on how to film video with your phone, checks out a crazy black woman going nuts in a class at FAU in Florida, and contemplates what kind of tattoo he should get. There’s a rumor of a big-time comedian who looks to jerk it on to girls. A stupid girl has no idea what Miles Per Hour means, and spends minutes talking about it and making you feel like the smartest person ever. A woman thinks she sees Jesus in a TV show. These stupid networks and their edgy show names that they can’t even say. There’s a creepy all-black dating site. Patrick talks about the Overdose club and plans for the future, and announces the launch of the RSS feed for Overdose members!

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NLO 771: Casting Couch

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 09:40:25 +0000

ALLI BREEN is in the studio, and we’re talking about girls and what they are willing to do in auditions, reading your letters, taking your calls and more. We talk about our upcoming trip to NYC and try to hash out some of the logistical issues. Patrick has no energy and the show fizzles out fairly early. Patrick plays a Chicken McBites commercial, and combs through the comedy podcast section of iTunes – sorry for the low energy – we did SIX HOURS of bonus shows this weekend!

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NLO 770: Laugh

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 10:44:49 +0000

Comedian CORNELL REID is here for this ultra-hilarious show. Also a fan named Tino brings in beer and Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell. They’re great! Student found guilty of hate crime for invasions of privacy of gay roommate, guy behind the KONY 2012 video caught jerking it on to cars like a creep, Patrick talks about watching The Help, Patrick is getting in to True Life, a fan is driving to L.A. from Phoenix, we talk about the upcoming NLO NEW YORK show, Patrick needs advice on what tattoo to get, Patrick versus Joe Rogan, creepy old VW guy, Patrick ate ribs in a hotel room at 2am and used the comforter for a napkin, getting in shape with videos, Patrick calls a Sleep Number bed store about being super obese, and Patrick reenacts texts from a crazy woman.

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NLO 769: Meet Gern Wadd

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 08:49:32 +0000

FLIP SCHULTZ and ALLI WEBER are in the studio! They are married and this podcast may or may not get a little sappy magoo magarnakle. What? Yea. Just listen. Patrick talks about recent shows in Texas, flying with a woman with horrendous body odor, and signing a girls panties in San Antonio. We had a fun meetup in Houston with not that many fans, and Patrick talks about some excellent customer service he recently received from Sticker Giant. Flip makes a great prank call to a documentary production company pretending to be a gay tweaker, and people are stealing Tide and using it to buy drugs.

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NLO 768: Podcast Lessons

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 23:58:07 +0000

TOM SEGURA is in the studio, and tensions are high. Tom is looking for advice on microhones, chairs, software, and settings so he can make his podcast better. Patrick is sick of his shit and they go around and around. Patrick recaps his recent roast at the Hollywood Improv, including a story about a girl who went off on him. Patrick is now knows as TrackBeatZ and rents his studio out to rappers. Tom invites Patrick over to do his mommy-cast. Patrick does some demo beats with Tom.

NLO 767: Kony and Karaoke

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:38:28 +0000

Comedian BRANDIE POSEY and young Apple fanatic BRIAN KING are in the studio. We’re talking about the recent announcement of the new iPad, and what it has, and why everyone needs one. We talk about creepy fan Miles, Brian being uncircumcised, Dagre calls in, Patrick needs to write jokes for a roast tonight, Skittles singular and plural, and fan Max calls in drunk with all sorts of promises he can’t keep. Brandie works hosting a karaoke night at a bowling alley, and has all kinds of creepy stories. Patrick heard a dude jerking it in the bathroom there, and Brian also has a story. Patrick talks about Lindsay Lohan on SNL, remembers Sweet Pickles from growing up, and we review a horrible article on how to be a comedian.

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NLO 766: Complaint Department

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 07:39:13 +0000

Solo show with Patrick today – kind of an inside baseball show. As one caller says, the show is all talk about food and fans. But sometimes that’s what you people need. More Anjeli Jana bashing, more calls from fans, good and bad, and we learn something about what Armenian people eat. One caller calls in to bitch. Patrick is upset about people who pretend to want to help. We talk about upcoming Texas and New York City meetups and shows. Creepy Bill from MN proves why he will never be an intern for the show, despite his undying dedication.

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NLO 765: Return of Troll Pig

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:23:42 +0000

KATIE LEVINE and ALLI BREEN are here, cackling away like hens in a henhouse, and making Patrick fight for control of his own shit. Patrick gets an email from another listener who wants to move to Los Angeles and be an intern. Patrick gets a weird complaint from a fan who’s never done anything for the show, and more emails from fans roll in. Patrick talks about a new gay hotel in New York, along with our upcoming trip and shows in NYC. Collin is a fan sitting in on the show and furnishing Patrick with Jameson, which goes down swiftly. Patrick makes Jewish jokes, talks about what’s wrong with waiters and waitresses in L.A., and oh, so much more.

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NLO 764: Heavy Dooty

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:41:26 +0000

CHRIS FAIRBANKS is here and he’s giving us the low-down on whether Ellen seems like a nice person or not, and also offering up theories on how weird porno works. BRIAN KING is also in the studio, and we talk about the Oscars and tweeting, watch the most annoying baby commercial ever, and check in on 90′s sensation Scatman John to see what his career was made of. A fan, Daniel, sits in and brings Patrick a gift. Chris talks about one of his first experiences in L.A., and how he almost died getting involved in others’ business. Patrick has a new plan on how to get everything you have for free. It’s super difficult to find a phone number for Jim Carrey, we look back on Dennis the Menace to see what was so funny about the past, and Patrick tries to get people to use a catch phrase that he can’t exactly remember.

NLO 763: Cockfosters

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:30:27 +0000

MIKE BRIDENSTINE is in the studio and we’re talking about GoDaddy and how out-of-touch they are with what a hot girl looks like. Patrick realizes thirty minutes in that they haven’t been broadcasting live, we check in on Rebecca Black, worries about Judy the intern, Patrick calls some assisted living facilities to see if he can move in, and a call from a British listener who tries to tell us like it is. Patrick and Mike introduce their new band and perform live. You’re going to love it if you love Pearl Jam. Or if you love chickens.

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NLO 760: Bad Advice

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:15:07 +0000

PATRICK flys solo for OVER FOUR HOURS in this late night show. Patrick pops open the Jameson and takes calls from listeners. He talks about the Overdose and what’s coming soon for subscribers, he gives credit advice likes some low-rent Suze Orman, and talks to tattoo artist Cory in Long Island about the show NY Ink, her BFF RoBear, and her denial about her fledgling relationship with her baby daddy. THere’s a lot of philosophy and rambling, and strap in because this is a long roller coaster of an emotional ride with a drunk man on the teetering brink of oblivion. Don’t take anything said in this show as real advice or real in anyway. Patrick is a complete lunatic. Enjoy the show!

Full HD video of this show and the aftershow are available in the OVERDOSE!

NLO 759: Pizza Proposal

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:47:11 +0000

JOSH DENNY and listener CHRIS are in the studio! Patrick tries to tie the knot using Pizza Hut’s Valentine’s Day promotion, there’s store order drama, tattoo talk, Creed talk, and more Judy failures. There’s also talk about how gays dress, and a crazy fan’s late night voicemails are played. Oh, and baseball equals corn.

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NLO 758: Starbuckin’

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:32:38 +0000

BRIAN KING, ALLI BREEN and the new intern JUDY are here! They talk about the Grammy’s, hitting women, and Brian’s deaf girlfriend. Other topics include abortion, equal rights, Valentine’s day, Whitney Houston, college comedy tours, and dishwasher confusion. Judy fails at buying a MacBook, and Alli has nice nips and lots of cake crumbs. This show sponsored by Starbucks!

NLO 757: Parkour Couture

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:50:07 +0000

BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon challenge, and Patrick talks about not wanting to have kids. No football talk today. Go listen to your sports talk channel on your radio devices. Overdose is growing and has tons of new stuff. Check it out.

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NLO 756: The Iowa Corn

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:12:40 +0000

Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don’t think that means there isn’t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him by a listener, and he single-handedly redesigns the NFL and professional football as we know it, including new team names and random team assignment. It’s going to be amazing. There’s also a rant on women and a story about a weirdo teacher in Los Angeles. The last part of the show is pretty much Patrick calling out delusional people, like the guys who does that Independent Podcast Awards shit.

SHOW NOTES

00:00 – Intro
02:04 – Blacks and Valentines
04:41 – Bitches love scrapbooking
06:27 – Little Hugs juice / Patrick’s situation
11:47 – Caller: Emit from Seattle
15:57 – Caller: Chris from El Paso – Shitting on Android / Donations
20:34 – Overdose content / Shipping merch
25:23 – Caller: Holy fuck, it’s Kami! (He used to be a fan)
37:03 – More Overdose talk / Interns
41:22 – SuperBowl / The New NFL
48:08 – God Bless America
53:07 – The previous discussion with Josh
59:28 – Beating Tim Henson / Video: Teacher Takes Bondage Pictures of Kids
65:29 – Shit (blank) Says: New Age Girls, Spanish Girls, White Girls to Black Girls, Fat Girls
71:48 – Caller: Kylan? / Shit Drunk Girls Say / Chain Chomp
77:53 – Independent Podcast Awards
84:51 – Caller: Talk about DMT
86:37 – Searching for the “long list of side effects” video / More podcast talk
90:18 – Send in your dollars for the Dollar Wall!
91:55 – GTA and Hobbes
97:19 – Independent Podcast Awards
104:07 – Caller: Bork
108:57 – Browser Buddy / Amazon Affiliate / HelpNLO / NLO App
112:09 – The OTHER Independent Podcast Awards
118:14 – Outro

NLO 755: That’s Gay

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:30:28 +0000

JOSH DENNY is here and we’re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words “gay” and “faggot” in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There’s funny stuff, too, but it’s fun to talk about these things in a heated debate sometimes. Tell us your opinions in the comments!

SHOW NOTES

00:00 – Intro
03:13 – Welcome Back / What’s Happening?
07:46 – Caller: Megan – Fundraiser carwash
19:57 – GTAsian
21:53 – Gay
41:41 – Patrick in Middle School
49:11 – News Story: 5yo stabs 3 people / Poop
54:32 – Caller: What’s going on?
55:45 – Ad space / Josh has ADD
58:03 – Caller: Waste of time
60:05 – Taste in women / Jacking it with friends
64:23 – Caller: Another piece of shit
66:52 – Fan dollar (Sally)
69:25 – Comedy shows
72:07 – Fat Guy Food talk
74:13 – Facebook friends
76:00 – More serious talk (sex, race, society)
114:27 – Outro

NLO 753: Sopapipas

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:34:56 +0000

BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it’s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He’s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk about other things. It’s good.

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NLO 752: Gympact

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:37:52 +0000

TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we’re having a blast. That’s right, kids! America’s POS in the house! We’re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how to use the phone again. Some Mexican calls in with an attitude. Guy calls in to tell Patrick to check the P.O. box. These callers really keep the show from getting off the ground.

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NLO 751: Beavage

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:15:03 +0000

Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he’s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn’t get jokes, to some asshole on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. Also emails from people who don’t understand how the internet, podcasting, marketing, or ANYTHING works. There’s yelling, prank calls, and more. It’s a good, clean time for all. Aftershow is available (audio and video) for Overdose members!

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NLO 750: Baked Backstrokes

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:05:47 +0000

Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we’re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn’t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube. Patrick plays a recording from some creepy neighbor posted online, we talk about the plastic bag ban happening in some cities, and compare public transportation around America. Aftershow is available (audio and video) for Overdose members!

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NLO 749: Skyrim Job

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:30:29 +0000

We’ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick’s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai’s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick’s lines on a girl at a coffee shop. And the aftershow is SHOCKING!

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NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 3

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:55:48 +0000

Flip Schultz is here, and Walter and Josh have gone to McDonald’s. On Christmas. Because they are giant pieces of shit. They get back and the four of them have a conversation that quickly evolves in to Patrick going for the Nutella to make himself up in to black face. He then sings negro spirituals to the delight of the chat room. Walter licks Nutella off Patrick’s face, and Josh runs the show while Patrick showers. Josh does an impression of angry Patrick running the show.Flip also does some prank calls to a restaurant and tries to save Christmas for his southern family.

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(This is called NLO 1 temporarily because of a bug in the NLO mobile app.)

NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 2

patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:29:33 +0000

Patrick continues the Marathon Show after a technical glitch with the live stream. Patrick talks about Shooby leaving the country with his PO box key and then mailing it and losing it. Patrick is upset who people who don’t know what to focus on. Patrick gets photoshopped in to a gay scene with Josh. They talk about Patrick’s old roommate and long-time NLO fan Star. Comedian Walter Reyes shows up and joins in on the fun. Patrick talks about the best way to clean out a bong. Josh wants a Christmas whore.

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(This is called NLO 1 temporarily because of a bug in the NLO mobile app.)