Party Poser

Poo Diddy - Puff Daddy the Biggest Poser of them All.

solrac — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:16:17 +0000

Quit steppin on yourself Puff. I heard great lyrics about this guy before, they went like this:

Puff. Daddy. You know he likes it rough,

Puff. Daddy. You know he likes his ass stuffed

You know they have run out of reality t.v. show ideas when they have a show about this gay-nus master.

Sarah Palin’s Lover Revealed

solrac — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:53:05 +0000

“And his penis is only this big!”

Take our Sarah Palin Poll: Who you rather do Sarah Palin or would you rather…

Diesel XXX SFX - This video is hilarious!

solrac — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:03:52 +0000

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How you CAME into this world.

solrac — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:59:48 +0000

And then there is that day when you realize how you came into this world. Simply because someone came.

Hurricane Survival Kit

solrac — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:09:44 +0000

Party on Board!!!

Survival Kit Checklist:

Toilet Paper…..check

Bud Light………check

Keystone………check

Budweiser…….check

Red Dog………check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on……..check

Stripping Pole Instructer meets her Match!’

Quentin Styles — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:25:42 +0000

This shite is fauking funny’

The Ultimate Present for your Gayest Stoner Friend

solrac — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:54:29 +0000

You know you have that annoying friend that won’t shut up about smoking weed. They have all those weed conspiracy theories. Like how George Washington use to blaze with aliens. Get this for their birthday and it should keep them busy for a while…

Barrier To Entry

solrac — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:17:27 +0000

NOOO Thanks… I’ll pass.

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Talk about a barrier to entry! If she really only accepts schlongs that long, you damn well know that vagina is beat up!

The $10,000 Beer

solrac — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:27:10 +0000

So you are out at the bar, club or local watering hole. You feel a little tipsy, but you still want to pound another and you decide to go for that $10,000 beer.

“What chu mean? $10,000 beer? I ain’t drink no $10,000 beer!”

The $10,000 beer is that last beer that puts you over the DUI limit. It’s the beer you could choose not to drink that would of saved you $10,000 in attorney fees, fees to your local state and county, car impound fees and all the costs associated with getting a DUI.

So this is a little public service announcement on behalf of partyposer.com. Ask yourself the next time you go for that last drink: Is this going to be the $10,000 beer? (Or drink or whatever you want to call it). That should quickly put the worth of the next drink into perspective.

Furthermore, you should never have to be in this dilema. There is a solution. It’s call Alcohawk. The thing is super rad. It’s about $50 and it will tell you relatively where you are at in terms of your blood alcohol level. I never leave home without it. There have been way too many times where I had no idea if I was ok to go home or not. Now, with Alcohawk - I have some gauge of what my BAC is and I have better idea of what my chances of getting a DUI are.

*Note: I heard in some states that you can still get a DUI if you are over .03. So don’t be fooled by that .08 BS everyone talks about.

What would you rather do? Sarah Palin or…?

solrac — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:31:02 +0000

Would you rather bone Sarah Palin the Vice President Running Mate:

OR?

Perform a Satanic Goat Sacrifice?