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noreply@blogger.com (Password) — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 18:24:00 +0000

I'm a big dreamer.. infact a day dreamer.. i dream about everything.. from the weirdest thoughts to the simplest. Like when i was a kid i used to think why does only one man marries one woman .. cant a man marry a man or a woman marry a woman(i'm straight mind you).. and i used to think why cant 2 guys marry two girls .. and likewise the simple .. i mean comlex thought can be extended further. Of these thoughts the first one did come true .. when i heard words called gay(my teacher told me it means happy, she's a liar) and lesbians(mind you this is a sexy word and hearing it does make me happy unlike "gay" ;) ) ..

so again i got lost in my dreams let me come to the point ..

does anyone of my reader wants to be an astronaut .. well read carefully i'll give you some insights ..

well of my millions of dreams there was one dream that came regularly ..
the dream of being an astronaut ..

i dreamt of stars, planets, me as the first man on mars..
and what not..

but i'm a lazy creature .. i didnt do anything for that except thinking and ofcourse dreaming..

i dreamt of doing aerospace in the IITs .. and i did get through but could only manage to get architecture .. and IIT is not an institute you can leave especially if u belong to a middle class family .. fortune is coming right towards you and you cant afford to just turn away ..

and i've been doing architecture since an year and i seem to love it..

and again a weird thought was coming to my mind ..
a very weird thought and i went online quickly and searched for the pics of astronauts ..

and i found one.. and i could easily make out that what i was thinking was correct

i think if i would have become an astronaut by chance no one would have appreciated me ..

coz i dont look like one

astronauts have different facial features .. different face cut .. they are unique..
they are so charming .. after all they represent the human race .. they are our representative in the universe..
these are the details and this is what u need to become an astronaut ..

1. I guess astronauts should look smart even with their hair well combed

i mean look at this pic .. this guy's facial features are even compatible with combed hair and compare it with my pic .. i look like an asshole with my hair combed ..

i guess this difference is enough for the interviewer to reject me ..

2. Charming smile .. his face makes me smile :) .. in fact makes me laugh .. :D
his smile is magical .. he can make the aliens laugh too so he himself is enough to save the earth from angry aliens .. "Laughter is the world's best medicine"

the second point is too important for the the security aspects ..

i'll give you some examples ..
one you've seen already...

see these guys ..

posing for the big chance .. of course the extreme left one makes it .. reason ..compatible hair and that smile .. :D.. isnt that simple ..

another successful astronaut

the mona lisa smile makes him a big man ..

checking out each others teeth before the D DAY

now this guy is GOD .. wish i had a face like him ..

NEIL ARMSTRONG .. the first man to step on moon was chosen carefully

these are the power puff guys .. they save us from aliens .. i love them..

SO does anybody who is reading this wants to be an astronaut .. i think you should rush towards the nearest mirror ..

and compare yourselves with these ..

i'll tell you about some remarkable people and their remarkable stories ..

NASA was so much impressed by his smile that he was selected at the age of FOUR .. so his name is their in the guiness books of world records ..

this guys facial features are too good .. so he makes it .. do you look like this .. if yes you have something that you still have never figured out .. you can make it big .. practice smiling .. and keep your hair combed ..

and when i think again .. i hate that thought of two guys marrying two girls .. i mean polygamy is still cool(muslims are the luckiest people on this planet).. and i'm again unlucky .. at least i should have a face like a muslim so i can make good use of that..

and addressing that gay n lesbian issue again .. when i think now.. m totally against gayism(eeww..!!) and fully support lesbianism(they are sexxy) .. but when it comes to marriages i'm totally against lesbian marriages(already we have less girls) and in favour of gay marriages because it gives me more options, promotes polygamy(i dont need to look like a muslim if things turn up like this)..

I DREAM BIG .. I HAVE COUNTLESS DREAMS .. I WANT EACH OF THEM TO BE TRUE ..
sometimes i wonder

AM I LIVING A DREAM

enough for today .. m a terrible writer .. my vocab sucks .. but doesnt matter i dont look like a writer either .. hehe ..

and a sad story .. i came to knoe about that while writing this blog ..

Former Astronaut Schirra Dies at 84, NASA Reports

check out this link http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-5-3/54863.html

i cant wirte more.. i'm getting emotional..

..Am i LiViNg a dReAm.. ??

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