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				<h1>The PastaQueen has closed her kingdom's gates.</h1>
				
				<p>For more than six years, Jennette Fulda chronicled her journey of losing 200 pounds here. Now she writes about other things at <a href="https://www.jennettefulda.com/">JennetteFulda.com</a>.</p>

				<p>You can still read about her weight-loss adventures in her book, <a href="https://www.jennettefulda.com/books/half-assed/">Half-Assed: A Weight-Loss Memoir</a>.</p>
				
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