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		<title>Conversations with the Ogre</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Ogre: “Charlotte, how was taekwondo?” Charlotte: “It was awesome! I learned an ass kick!” Me: “I think you mean an AXE kick.” The Ogre: “Hahahahahahahaha no, she had it right the first time.”]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2016 01:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[(over dinner) The Ogre: “Every time you smile at me, I imagine you picking up that steak knife and stabbing me.” Me: “Hahahahaha that’s so funny! That’s the same thing I’m imagining!” The Ogre: “….” Me: “…” The Ogre: “…” Me: “Happy anniversary, though.” The Ogre: “Wait, what day is this?”   Happy anniversary to [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>How Pokemon Go Saved My Summer</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2016 19:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I’m not very good at sticking to a schedule. I know this is the least shocking news ever to anyone who read my blog regularly before my posting became so irregular, but anyway, it’s true. It’s especially true this summer. Usually in the summer we go to Texas, which is great for me because I’m [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Moving Blues</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2016 18:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh man, I realize now that the picture in my last post is less humorous and more alarming, given that it was followed by an extended absence with no explanation. I promise I did not drink myself under the table. We just moved. Actually, we moved twice. We moved to a temporary place and then [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>If You&#8217;re Wondering How My Whole 30 Is Going</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2016 22:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Shitstorm</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2016 15:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Last week ended in a literal shitstorm. First, there was all kinds of crazy stuff going on with the selling of the house (the bold is the best I can do to communicate the doomsday music that plays in my head every time I think about it). Then there was a very long conversation with [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2016 01:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Ogre: “What’s wrong?” Me: *sob* “Nothing. I don’t want to talk about it, because I really need to be a grown-up and just learn to deal with my own spectacular failures at life, and everything.” The Ogre: “…” Me: “Plus, you won’t be able to fix it because it’s my own stupid fault.” The [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>A Miraculous Machine</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2016 18:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[YOU GUYS. A man just came to my house and brought me a machine that washes my dishes for me. Sounds crazy, right? But here’s proof: Truly, there is nothing like spending nearly a month without a dishwasher to make you realize that we live in the future, and it absolutely is all it’s cracked [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Surprised by Joy</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2016 19:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I don’t even know if this thing works anymore, but I’ll give it a try. Hello, BlogLand! I’m alive and all. Sorry for disappearing. I have a litany of (actually valid) excuses, but none of them really matter as much as this: The sweetest and most adorable baby ever born. Really, I probably could have [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Calah Alexander]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[Introducing Isaac Christopher Charles Alexander, born on Thursday, January 21 at 1:03 pm. He is huge — 8 lbs, 14 oz. Whoever guessed that he’d be 9 lbs was pretty much dead on, which is a pound and a half bigger than any of my other babies. He’s also the calmest, squishiest, and most precious [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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