Videos by patriceoneal

C*ckfights (Clean)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800
Duration: 283

Patrice Oneal coaches Bryan Kennedy, Wil Sylvince, Dante Nero, Harris Stanton, and Vondecarlo Brown on their roles for a "Tuesday Night C*ck Fights" sketch of The Patrice Oneal Show. Will Bryan ever be able to say the "N" word? Will harris overact? Will Dante do anything? You'll have to watch to find out?

Dyke Punching (Clean)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800
Duration: 352

It is the Patrice Oneal Show's most desperate hour. The combination of low viewership and executive pressure has caused the cast to perform a last ditch effort for better ratings... knocking out a d*ke every hour on the hour until the show becomes a hit.

Patrice For President (Clean)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800
Duration: 298

What would the world be like if Patrice Oneal were the president of the United States? With the help of the cast, Patrice outlines his positions on the main issues and then some. Will Patrice really throw in his hat for the 2008 election?

The Last White Man Alive (Clean)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:33:54 -0800
Duration: 318

While directing a segment for an episode of "The Patrice Oneal Show," Patrice runs into a few obstacles - primarily Dante, Wil and Harris' terrible acting, an awful script and a barely clothed Bryan's inability to say the n-word.

C*ckfights (Clean)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:34:03 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:34:03 -0800
Duration: 283

Taming the Bear

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:48:14 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:48:14 -0800
Duration: 138

With his producers trying to convince him to parody the viral internet video '2girls1cup' Patrice Oneal not only refuses to watch it, but also explains how white guys always think they can control 'The Bear.'

Taming the Bear

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:36:36 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:36:36 -0800
Duration: 138

Episode 13. Child Labor

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:18:13 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:18:13 -0800
Duration: 453

The cast quickly gets more than they bargained for when Von's daughter Mimi takes the reigns, directs a rap video, and schools them all. Sit back and enjoy the first family-values episode of \"The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!\"

Abuse

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:06:23 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:06:23 -0800
Duration: 84

Morale is an integral ingredient of production. In this little snippet, Patrice Oneal unites his entire production team by berating his director's sloppy wardrobe. It's too bad this wasn't directed by Steven Spielberg, George Lucas or Quentin Tarantino

Patrice Oneal Show - Season One DVD

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:04:32 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:04:32 -0800
Duration: 30

Bring home the high-resolution experience of \"The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!\" Season One DVD, featuring the first 13 episodes of this groundbreaking, web series. Also includes audio commentary by Patrice and lots more! Buy now at http://www.patriceoneal.com/dvd

Episode 27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 4

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:52:07 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:52:07 -0800
Duration: 386

Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st ...

Episode 27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 3

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:49:06 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:49:06 -0800
Duration: 498

Episode 27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 2

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:28:07 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:28:07 -0800
Duration: 431

Episode 27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 1

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:13:07 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:13:07 -0800
Duration: 417

Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time and (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the ...

Awards Show Teaser

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:25:15 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:25:15 -0800
Duration: 183

Instead of watching the 2girls1cup viral video clip, Patrice prepares the Internet for, "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewers' Awards show" - the episode that celebrates the viewers who watch ands comment with beautiful, lovely, sick, mean words.

Episode 26. God Damn F!&#$% Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 3)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:04:06 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:04:06 -0800
Duration: 431

The third and final installment of the compelling noir series that follows the mayhem of a female, serial man-rapist and the detectives desperate to stop her. Will the city ever be safe or will she make every last man her bitch?

Episode 25. God Damn F!&#$% Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 2)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:19:08 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:19:08 -0800
Duration: 353

A city lies crippled with fear as a female elevator rapist hunts down men and forces sex on them in elevators, leaving behind a trail of terror.

Episode 24. God Damn F!&#$% Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 1)

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:34:06 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:34:06 -0800
Duration: 388

A touching tale about a female serial elevator rapist whose havoc has spread fear throughout the city. Two detectives must try and solve the mystery that is man rape and the maniacal nature that entails a female rapist. If you ever wanted to see ...

Episode 23. Faggots, Faggots, Faggots!

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:55:10 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:55:10 -0800
Duration: 322

Why is faggot still a bad word? It's meaning has evolved so much since it's conception. It should no longer be looked at as derogatory. It can be used to represent many emotions. Patrice and the cast showcase the many wonderful uses of the word.

Epsiode 21. Halo 3 Sucks!

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:34:06 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:34:06 -0800
Duration: 559

During a break on The Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice and his production crew decided to kill some time by playing video games on the Xbox 360. After murdering everyone who challenged him at Halo 3, Patrice then created a monster by completely destroying ...

Episode 22. Let's Talk About Sex

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:55:12 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:55:12 -0800
Duration: 291

On the Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice discusses the origins of sexual acts such as The Donkey Punch, the Houdini, the Poltergeist, the Blumpkin, and many, many more. Illustrations provided by Katie Glasheen, the lesbian from episode 10 \"Dyke Punching.\"

Episode 20. Pittens

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:58:08 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:58:08 -0800
Duration: 372

This very touching episode of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! takes us deep into the secret underground, blood-filled world of pit fighting where the animal combatants are adorable baby kittens. it's known as pittens, as well as kitty combat, ...

Episode 19. The Break a Leg Outtakes

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:57:44 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:57:44 -0800
Duration: 373

The sitcom, Break a Leg (www.breakaleg.tv), asked Patrice Oneal if he would play the role of a character that they specifically wrote for him. That character was Gary Coleman after Gary Coleman had received grown-up surgery. Patrice improvised most of ...

Episode 18. Audition a.k.a. Cameltoe Head

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:42:38 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:42:38 -0800
Duration: 461

The Patrice Oneal Show put out a casting call for a lovely, funny female to represent the show in a promotional ad for the series. Three of the four women that auditioned were exceptional. The fourth woman signed a fake name on the talent release form ...

Episode 17. Fat Chick or Midget?

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:57:10 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:57:10 -0800
Duration: 217

Patrice and Dante enter into debate with one of the most feverishly battled topics of this millennium...which would you rather do? A fat chick or a midget? Please help us put and end to this historic argument by voting at www.patriceoneal.com.

Episode 16. Patrice for President II

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:30:00 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:30:00 -0800
Duration: 441

Patrice Oneal concludes his assault on our political policies and sums up our current state of the union as well as our future with what may go down in history as the most important speech ever delivered. God bless America.

Episode 5. Photo Shoot

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:55:09 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:55:09 -0800
Duration: 474

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, most of those words are fuck, motherfucker and nigga. The gang gathers for a photo shoot with veteran fashion photographer Tom Concordia.

Episode 15. Patrice for President

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:25:11 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:25:11 -0800
Duration: 314

What would the world be like if Patrice Oneal were president of the United States? Patrice outlines his positions on the main issues and then some. Will Patrice really throw in his hat for the 2008 election? Would you vote for this man?

Episode 14. I Dream of Dante

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:40:18 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:40:18 -0800
Duration: 349

Wil and Bryan direct Dante in a Genie sketch for The Patrice Oneal Show. It doesn't turn out quite like they hoped. As if that weren't enough, things go from bad to worse when Patrice enlists the aid of the special studio audience and pisses off Von.

Episode 11. An Intimate Moment

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:14:26 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:14:26 -0800
Duration: 268

Puppet shows are boring, unless they're in the hands of Patrice Oneal whose story line includes Paris Hilton, Steven King and some ungroomed pubic hair.

Episode 12. Gripes

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:56:24 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:56:24 -0800
Duration: 543

This week, the cast enlightens the For Your Imagination crew with some reasons including editing, shooting, and of course, a surplus of Gay Greeks. It's group therapy for a dysfunctional family at it's finest!

Episode 1. Brainstorming

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:44:23 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:44:23 -0800
Duration: 350

The entire cast of The Patrice Oneal show - Patrice, Bryan, Dante, Von, Harris and Wil - get together to try and brainstorm some possible show ideas for an upcoming episode of The Patrice Oneal Show.

Episode 4. Friendly Fire

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:44:23 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:44:23 -0800
Duration: 299

Patrice attempts to bring an end to Israeli/Iranian tension with a good ol' fashioned execution.

Episode 10. Dyke Punching

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:35:23 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:35:23 -0800
Duration: 350

The combination of low viewership and executive pressure has caused the cast to perform a last ditch effort for better ratings... knocking out a dyke every hour on the hour until the show becomes a hit.

Episode 7. Last White Man Alive

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:25:10 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:25:10 -0800
Duration: 334

Patrice runs into a few obstacles - primarily Dante, Wil and Harris' terrible acting, an awful script and, once again, a barely clothed Bryan's inability to say the n-word.

Episode 8. The 100 Foot Black Man

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:25:10 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:25:10 -0800
Duration: 440

Patrice tries his best to be cooperative during a shoot while explaining why it's fucked up for white writers to create scripts where black guys act like King Kong.

Episode 2. Making "Cockfights"

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:14:23 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:14:23 -0800
Duration: 262

Patrice coaches Bryan on how to be the ring announcer for a "Tuesday Night Cock Fights" episode of The Patrice Oneal Show. Will Bryan ever be able to say the "N" word? Darn it.

Episode 0. Teaser

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:05:24 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:05:24 -0800
Duration: 140

One of America's most recognized comics, Patrice Oneal, is planning to invade the internet with his own notorious brand of humor. Prepare yourselves for The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!, a weekly video podcast.

Episode 3. Sponsors

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:49:06 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:49:06 -0800
Duration: 217

Patrice and Bryan attempt to record a few promotional messages for the newest sponsors of "The Patrice Oneal Show".

Episode 6. Reading Your Email

patriceoneal@foryourimagination.com (For Your Imagination) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:49:06 -0800

Author: patriceoneal
Added: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:49:06 -0800
Duration: 352

During a lunch break on the set of The Patrice Oneal Show, the cast reads viewer email and reveals a little too much about each other.