Kids say funny things when life goes pear-shaped. 2009-06-15T16:19:44Z WordPress http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/feed/atom/ http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gif admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=324 2009-06-15T16:19:44Z 2009-06-15T16:19:44Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/girl_red_pigtails.png" title="girl_red_pigtails.png" /><p>(After returning from a cousin&#8217;s birthday party)<br /> &#8220;Chuck E. Cheese is the bomb diggity.&#8221;</p> <p>Kenzie, 4</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/3SoKwVHxwu8" height="1" width="1"/> 0 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/chuck-e-cheese-is-the-bomb-diggity/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=319 2009-05-31T14:01:02Z 2009-05-31T13:59:53Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/girl_brown_bob2.png" title="girl_brown_bob2.png" /><p style="font-size: 19.5px; line-height: 29.25px;">Mom: (while making child&#8217;s bed) &#8220;Why are there three little dried boogers stuck to the headboard of your bed?&#8221;</p> <p style="font-size: 19.5px; line-height: 29.25px;">Kenzie: &#8220;I dunno mom. That&#8217;s weird. It was probably the booger fairy.  She comes in your room at night while you are sleepin&#8217; and steals your boogers.&#8221;</p> <p style="font-size: 19.5px; line-height: 29.25px;">Mom: &#8220;Hmm.  How do we keep her from doing that?&#8221;</p> <p style="font-size: 19.5px; line-height: 29.25px;">Kenzie: &#8220;Spray her with Lysol.  She will &#8217;splode into pieces and go back to boogerland.&#8221;</p> <p style="font-size: 19.5px; line-height: 29.25px;">Kenzie, 4</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/SHcgk_mlMdE" height="1" width="1"/> 1 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/the-booger-fairy/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=316 2009-05-31T14:02:41Z 2009-05-12T16:09:52Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/green_apple_frowning.png" title="green_apple_frowning.png" /><p>(the fish died&#8230; he jumped out of the tank &#8230; I secretly think I sloshed the tank in the middle of the night and he sloshed out)<br /> Maddox: &#8220;Mom, (in tears) why did that crazy fish have to jump out and kill his self?!&#8221;  (comforting himself) &#8220;Well, at least now he&#8217;s going to be swimming with Fish Jesus and Fish God so he&#8217;ll have more fun.&#8221;</p> <p>Maddox, 5</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/Wuv_d8cUy-Q" height="1" width="1"/> 1 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/316/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=314 2009-05-12T03:19:40Z 2009-05-12T03:19:40Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/teal_bunny.png" title="teal_bunny.png" /><p>Just because no one understands you, doesn&#8217;t make you an artist.</p> <p>Sara, 10</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/Ax6e5flq3Qc" height="1" width="1"/> 0 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/no-one-understands-you/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=311 2009-05-07T21:30:48Z 2009-05-07T21:30:48Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/badger.png" title="badger.png" /><p>Mom, we have to wash our hands really good. People in Mexico are getting really sick from the &#8220;wine flu&#8221;.</p> <p>Grant, 5</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/hq9cVu8Qst4" height="1" width="1"/> 0 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wine-flu/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=308 2009-05-07T21:27:13Z 2009-05-07T21:27:13Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/baby_boy_smiling.png" title="baby_boy_smiling.png" /><p>Lady in store: Is that your son?<br /> Me: No, this is my grandson.<br /> Lady in store: Your grandson? You look too young to be a grandmother?<br /> Me: Thank you.<br /> Joseph: She&#8217;s not young. She&#8217;s 38.</p> <p>Joseph, 4</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/T_5J1CXaDdo" height="1" width="1"/> 0 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/is-that-your-son/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=305 2009-05-07T21:28:20Z 2009-05-07T21:24:17Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/devilish_frown.png" title="devilish_frown.png" /><p>While witnessing her daddy sitting on the toilet to pee she very frankly said, &#8220;No daddy, you need to stand and hold your penis!&#8221;</p> <p>Abbigail, 2</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/uo7qKGWUbHY" height="1" width="1"/> 0 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/daddy-you-need-to-stand/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=303 2009-03-22T01:04:18Z 2009-03-22T01:04:18Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/teal_bunny.png" title="teal_bunny.png" /><p>Isaac:  Mama, what are these things next to my penis?<br /> Mom:  Well Honey, those are testicles.<br /> Isaac:  Hmph!  They kinda&#8217; feel like nuts!</p> <p>Isaac, 3</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/iHCls1yvwWs" height="1" width="1"/> 2 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/mama-what-are-these-things/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=299 2009-02-05T06:30:08Z 2009-02-08T14:28:16Z

<img class="wpi_img_left" src="http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/wp-content/plugins/wp-post-icon/img/grey_cutie.png" title="grey_cutie.png" /><p>While listening to Kayla whine for something:<br /> Mom I have an idea! Why don&#8217;t you put a piece of candy in her mouth? It&#8217;ll close it all up! She won&#8217;t be ABLE to whine!</p> <p>Yuna, 5</p> <!-- Begin TwitThis script (http://twitthis.com/) --> <div style="text-align:left;"> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.scripts/twitthis.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- document.write('<a href="javascript:;" onclick="TwitThis.pop();"><img src="http://s3.chuug.com/chuug.twitthis.resources/twitthis_grey_72x22.gif" alt="TwitThis" style="border:none;" /></a>'); //--> </script> </div> <!-- /End --> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/pearsoup/~4/Fx2zjVGn0j0" height="1" width="1"/> 0 http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/itll-close-it-all-up/ admin http://pearsoup.melindaroberts.net/wp/?p=297 2009-02-05T06:27:57Z 2009-02-07T02:25:05Z

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