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		<title>Happy Wednesday, Unless You&#8217;re Reading This Not-On-Wednesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 18:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Happy Wednesday, Unless You&#8217;re Reading This Not-On-Wednesday I mistakenly ate at a buffet when I was only ambiguously hungry. Ambiguous hunger (not a medical term, but it sounds legit) is that general biological hunger you feel when your body tells you to eat when you don&#8217;t otherwise feel like eating. That&#8217;s unlike the specific hunger [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>That&#8217;s the Sort of Thing I Say</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 18:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I should wear a sticker on my shirts that says &#8220;I say things like that,&#8221; so that when I say the things I say, no one will look at me like &#8220;Are you serious?&#8221; A few days ago, someone important to my continued employment asked me for ideas on something work-related. This was a small [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Contagion is Largely Contained</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The worst thing about being sick is actually being sick; the second worst part is being sick and lonely. If forced to choose between the two, I&#8217;d rather be heartbroken than seriously ill. When you&#8217;re heartbroken, emotionally-intelligent coworkers offer to listen; friends offer to keep you company while you self-medicate with violent apocalyptic video games, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Car Rental Aside, Adulthood Is Mostly Overrated</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 04:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Parents, thank you for teaching your kids to behave in public. For telling them that it&#8217;s not okay to burp loudly in restaurants, unless they also excuse themselves just as loudly. For stopping them from acting like they&#8217;re standing before Judge Mathis, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, or another of the tv judges law professors [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Can We Really Trust That Healthy Foods Taste As Good?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Healthy foods have a serious inferiority complex. That smell is the aroma of insecurity. Recall how much effort their ads spend to persuade us that foods lacking certain ingredients (that wouldn&#8217;t be so bad for most people if they&#8217;d eat them a bit less often) actually taste good. They beg us to believe that such [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Does What We Expect Change What We Feel?</title>
		<link>https://peytonsmythe.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/does-what-we-expect-change-what-we-feel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 15:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Have you ever gone about your business for hours before you noticed you had injured yourself? And then it hurt? I read book that described a manual laborer who landed on a six inch nail that went all the way through his boot. The pain was so bad the doctors sedated him with pre-surgery drugs [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Why Call the Police When You’ve Got A Black Belt?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Why Call the Police When You&#8217;ve Got A Black Belt? My coworker, Randy, is crazy, and by &#8220;crazy&#8221; I mean he&#8217;s a total spaz who shouldn&#8217;t be allowed out in public without supervision. He&#8217;s the friend you can&#8217;t take anywhere, but you do because you know he&#8217;ll make a scene.  Randy is really just a mellow [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Traditional Advertising No Longer Works As Well As This Does</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Traditional Advertising No Longer Works As Well As This Does Traditional advertising hardly convinces me to do or buy anything, anymore. I like an entertaining or clever ad as much as the next person who&#8217;d still rather zap it via DVR, but even the good ones rarely make me do what they want.  More often, I [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>My Circadian Rhythm And I Are Counting On This</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[My Circadian Rhythm And I Are Counting On This If you took to heart your parents&#8217; admonition that &#8220;the early bird gets the worm,&#8221; then you thought breakfast was a zero-sum game. If you lived in a large family where the french toast and bacon were gone if you arrived to the kitchen after 8 [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Breakfast of Champions Deserves Better Packaging</title>
		<link>https://peytonsmythe.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/clevermarketing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[When I Didn&#8217;t Mind Falling For Clever Marketing I love Wheaties. I was a child who refused to eat anything for breakfast but Pop Tarts and unsweetened cereal. If you had told the six year old me that the seven year old me would choose a bowl of milk and flakes,  Mom would have sent [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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