Pinoy Celebrity Okrayan

Iza Calzado Leaves GMA for ABS-CBN

2012-01-24T20:16:00.007+08:00

Iza Calzado has foreseen that she would soon be playing mother roles to Bea Binene and Barbie Forteza, so she has said goodbye to GMA before that happens.

Iza Calzado has signed a three-year contract with the Kapamilya network, the rival of her former studio GMA-7, the Kapuso network. Stars are station hopping, hoping that their next employer will be the ONE to give them that elusive fame and fortune beyond their wildest dreams.

Party Pilipinas is losing an ahjumma, but hopefully we will soon see that ahjumma bumping and grinding on ASAP!

I'm not saying Iza is not pretty. It's just that she looks like she's overdoing it with the Optein and forgetting to consume food that her stomach can actually turn into vitamins and minerals for her body. The result is that instead of being considered for roles that Marian Rivera and Rhian Ramos have rejected, Iza is accompanying Jose Manalo and Wally as they scour the Philippines for down-on-their-luck Filipinos whose lives' goal is to be chosen for "All For One, One For All." I'm not saying that's bad; what's bad about charity?

Well, Gretchen Barretto is getting lead starring roles in ABS-CBN teleseryes. Iza looks to be the same age as Gretchen Barretto, so maybe Iza's star will shine brighter with ABS-CBN.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: Gino Is Voted Out

2012-01-18T13:59:00.004+08:00

Gino, The Strategist, has been out-strategist to become the latest votee on Survivor
Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown. It was another blindside, following John's of the Volcano Rugby team. It was not a blindside for me since as we know the obvious votee is never the one, right editing monkeys?

KC and Gino thought they had it in the bag, but as always one of the many no-nos in
Survivor is "huwag magpakakampante." True enough, the tandem of Arnold and Mara used
the power of Mara's Immunity Bracelet to sway Betong and Mhaey to vote out Gino.

As usual, Stef Prescott continued to be the castaway who is the outcast in the tribe
wven if she is presumably working with Gino and the majority alliance to vote out Arnold. Stef voted for Arnold, while KC and Gino voted for Mara. This is what happens when players like Stef who are unstable, who appear to be wishy-washy to others. You can't trust these kind of players to vote with you always.

I hope Stef is kept out of the loop until she and her smug ass are voted out of the
island. Accordig to Stef, Arnold needs to be voted out because Arnold's character is
slowly deteriorating as he advances deeper into the game (well, that's my take on
Stef's reason last night). Duh! Is Survivor a test of character? Is it a game of
charity? Blindsides, using your power of persuasion and anything at your disposal to
stay alive are par for the course in a game like Survivor.

I have reservations that Arnold, or even Mara, would be ruthless to the exclusion of
all others outside the game. But I have no doubt that Stef Prescott is a BITCH and a
CUNT of the first order inside and outside of Survivor. If words are knives, Arnold
would already be bleeding.

Every time I watch Stef's talking heads I want to reach across the TV and slap her smug ass. And if she rolls her eyes one more time, I wish a bad wind passes through and giver her a permanent ceiling eyes.

I want Arnold or Mara to get away with the title and prizes since the duo have satisfied with their blindside of Carlo, the sanctimonious one, and the smart use of the Immunity bracelet. But since this is Survivor Philippines, the winner will the one who tugs the jury's hearts the most. It is almost never the one who outwits, outplays and outlasts.

Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos - Theirs Could Have Been the Most Romantic Love Stories of our Time

2011-12-14T23:40:00.003+08:00

Instead, an aborted baby broke them up; Rhian Ramos might as well put a big letter A on her forehead; and Mo Twister, well, he can't get over it.

Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos's love story could have been the most romantic of our time; beauty and the beast against all odds. But it wasn’t meant to be.

Mo has left for New York-finally- and dating someone new. Rhian has a new boyfriend-the son of Senator Panfilo Lacson, Jeric.

Could it be that Rhian is attempting to usurp Aiko Melendez's title as "babaeng walang pahinga-sa lalake?"

It wasn't long ago that Rhian allegedly aborted her baby and it wasn't long ago that he broke up with Mo. Isn't there supposed to be a phase were she should have gotten the sads pretty bad considering how traumatic her relationship was? Wasn't Rhian suppose to hate all men, at least for a while, considering Mo allegedly threatened her and her loved ones when she attempted to break off with him?

It seems Rhian is not afflicted with the same emotions as we mortals do. Life goes on for her, which is good for her, but bad for her PR. Girl, you're supposed to appear like you really care!

Anyway, Rhian's career via nepotism is at risk. Her interview with Pia Guanio was a major FAIL. Rhian appeared sans makeup in a simple long-sleeved shirt, with her hair simply tuck behind her hears. All it did was reveal the fact that Rhian really has BIG EARS!

Much has been said about Rhian being the VICTIM in all of these, but I never heard Pia Guanio even saying the word "abortion." There's this big white elephant in the room and nobody is taking notice of it. Pia Guanio is useless as an interviewer; she'd do better being a reader of entertainment news.

Rhian's on a few weeks break. Well, kailangan talaga ni Rhian na pagpahingahin ang matris nya. Oh, wait….

Viral Video of Mo Twister Confessing Rhian Ramos' Abortion

2011-12-02T20:55:00.001+08:00

Two days after Mo Twister bid showbiz goodbye to start a new life in New York City, someone uploaded on YouTube a video of him talking about the life-changing event that landed him on the therapist's office. GUILT is what it is.

So Mo Twister confessed that he and his ex Rhian Ramos went to Singapore in 2010 to abort their baby. While still here, Mo refused to confirm the allusions to abortion in his Twitter and Tumblr page. That's because the legal wolves of Rhian's family and GMA Network were waiting for him to drop the "A" word.

The rumour is that the abortion was bad enough for Mo Twister, but Rhian Ramos got pregnant again and decided to again abort the baby without Mo's knowledge, and well, consent. By this time also, Mo got wind of Rhian's two-timing ways. Rhian was seeing another guy and got pregnant again by who, only Rhian knows.

The abortion issue, I leave it up to Rhian, Mo and their maker. It's not for me to judge. You do what you know would be good for your body and soul. What I am finding hard to fathom is why the unplanned pregnancy -- at this day and age?!

Rhian and Mo are not ignorant and are not without resources. Contraceptives, anyone? I doubt Rhian is averse to contraceptives due to religious beliefs because she went ahead with the abortion, right?

My last question is, will GMA, the Kapuso Network, air Mo Twister's video that has gone viral in so short a time? After all, they are GMA, Walang kinikilingan. Walang pinoprotektahan. Walang kasinungalingan. Serbisyong totoo lamang.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: The Season of Quitters

2011-11-29T12:04:00.006+08:00

The fourth season of Survivor Philippines may well be the shortest season in all of Survivor franchises worldwide because this season is turning out to be the season of quitters. At day 6 or 7, the tribes are ready to merge because five people have already quit.

At the last tribal council of Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown, Jackie Forster and Angelicopter quit. Five minutes after the conclusion of the Tribal Council, starlet Ellen Adarna and her boylet Filo also quit. Only hours into the season, Geneva Cruz, the trainwreck, left the island for reasons that even her therapist would be hard pressed to understand.

Whether the three means girls and 'da who' were influenced by host Richard Gutierrez basically berating them for being the whining-est tribe to ever be formed on Survivor Philippines' four seasons, we'll never know.

What I know is that these bitches, Filo included, were way in over themselves. Whatever excuses they came up with to explain their exit, fact is they couldn't cut it in a harsh environment. And Jackie Forster chose the wrong show to show her sons that she has finally developed a good side.

And we know that those bitches got outplayed by the "cancer" of the Tala tribe, Maribel Lopez. Can those bitches hold their heads high knowing that they got played by Maribel Lopez? No, they couldn't that's why they are still whining and being bitter in Twitterverse.

The filming was over months ago. The castaways and crew have returned to the real world and those bitches They're not the avid fans of Survivor that they are claiming to be. If they are they would know how to separate the game from the real world. Get over it, bitches. And get over, Arnold!

KC Concepcion Confirms Split with Piolo Pascual

2011-11-29T11:54:00.005+08:00

The KC Concepcion/Piolo Pascual romance is no more according to KC herself.

KC Concepcion confirmed what a lot of people already know: she and Piolo Pascual have broken up. This is not the usual breakup of a popular celebrity couple because everybody wants to know whether real reason behind the breakup is because Piolo Pascual is GAY.

KC's interview with Boy Abunda on The Buzz is the vaguest you can imagine. But since most of us are good at reading between the lines, putting two and two together, we know WHY the relationship broke up.

For the unfortunate few fans who are still under the illusion that Piolo Pascual is straight and he will marry you someday, here's my straight-to-the-point translation of what KC Concepcion wanted to say but can't.

KC: "May mga hinahanap ako na basic lang na hahanapin ng isang babae sa isang boyfriend, sa isang lalaki.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Gusto ko ng romance, hug, kiss or sex kaya. Kaso I don't have the right sexual organ."

KC: "Kahit may mga times na hindi ko siya maintindihan, tinanggap ko kasi sinasabi sa akin ng mga kaibigan namin na personality niya yun.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Nagfa face powder si Piolo, nagli-lipstick pa. Nakikipag-agawan pa siya sa akin minsan. Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit pero sabi ng mga friends naming ganun talaga ang hilig ng bakla."

KC: "May mga bagay na hindi ko na kayang lunukin, hindi ko na kaya yun tanggapin..."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "okay lang na nagme make-up siya, pero nahuli ko siya sa kama nakatalukbong ng kumot na may katabi. Hindi ko na kinaya kasi akala ko babae, yun pala lalaki."

KC: "Ayoko pong sagutin, Tito Boy [kung may third party involved]."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: Please refer to my previous statement.

KC: "Ewan ko kung bakit, paanong nangyari yung pain, at saka yung sama ng loob naging galit. Na talagang nagugulat din ako kasi first time ko rin na parang napapamura na rin ako. Hindi naman ako ganon, and bigla na lang akong maiiyak kasi hindi pala ako okay. "And then siya [Piolo], natatawa lang siya kapag nakikita kong ini-interview siya, idadaan lang niya sa joke."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Piolo is not just into me."

KC: "Tito Boy, naniniwala naman ako na pag sinasabi ni PJ na minahal niya ako, naniniwala naman ako na meron namang katotohanan iyon. Pero, masakit man sabihin, hindi ako yung, siguro nag-fail din ako dahil hindi ako yung kailangan niya sa buhay niya. Or, hindi ako yung hinahanap niya sa buhay niya. And hindi...hindi ko mabigay sa kanya yung kailangan niya.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Tito Boy, hindi ako ang kailangan ni Piolo dahil ang kailangan nya ay LALAKI. Hindi ko maibigay ang kailangan nya dahil ang preference nya ay etits, hindi keps."

KC: [On her one wish] "Na makahanap talaga ako ng true love!"

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Na makahanap talaga ako ng tunay na LALAKI!"

If that doesn't convince you, then watch Sharon Cuneta give a laugh, a non-laugh as in not amused, when asked by Cristy Fermin on Paparazzi if the split between her daughter KC and Piolo Pascual is because Piolo is gay.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: The Volcanoes

2011-11-27T23:59:00.003+08:00

The challenges and drama are heating up on week two of Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown.

The Volcanoes tandem of John and Arnold won the Immunity Challenge, Bola Bola, for the Bulan Tribe. These guys are beasts because they are also largely to thank for the Bulan tribe's victory in the Reward Challenge earlier.

The drama all came down during the Immunity Challenge, courtesy of Angelicopter, Jackie Forster and Isabel Granada. The ladies went up in arms, and even Angelicopter went inside the mud pit to "rescue" her tribe mate Carlo who was run over by the ball being maneuvered by Arnold from the Bulan tribe. Why did this happen? Obviously, because the challenge is very physical, adrenaline is running, and Carlo is trying to be great to the point of being stupid. Would you stand still even when you see a rampaging boulder coming towards you?

Angelicopter, Jackie and Isabel cannot understand this and cried foul, calling Arnold "masamang tao and other names." LOL… Say, what?! In a physical challenge and in a game like Survivor, you get banged and you get bruised. If you can't imagine getting hurt or going hungry, open your Facebook account and play Café World or Farmville.

Those three irk me because they are the types of women who fight for equal rights and opportunities for women, but who are also ready to raise the gender card to fight their battles. Why wouldn't Arnold talk back or say shut up, when all you three were shouting him to death? Just because you're women?! Ten steps back for the Women Empowerment!!

Next time on Survivor Philippines, they're voting out two people. I hope one of them is Angelicopter or Ellen Adarna. The former is bossy and mouthy, and the latter is a downlow, sneaky little bitch.

Jose Midas Marquez: Gay?

2011-11-23T22:16:00.002+08:00

Supreme Court Spokesperson Jose Midas Marquez was caught unawares by a wayward mic and in the process revealed that not everything he touches is gold, it's PINK! lol

Is SC Spokesperson Jose Midas Marquez gay? watch this video and you be the judge!

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: Geneva Cruz is a Train Wreck.

2011-11-18T00:18:00.006+08:00

I got suckered into watching the latest edition of Survivor Philippines at it promises to outwhine on top of outwit, outplay and outlast. I'm also looking forward to seeing Survivor Philippines host Richard Gutierrez lose his cool over the excessive whining and entitlement of the castaways during one Tribal Council.

It's day one and Geneva Cruz, who is paired up with ex-husband KC Montero, has already brought the drama and the crazy on Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown.

This is why you don't join a reality show with your ex if you two still have unresolved issues between the two of you, or if you're taking meds to keep the crazy at bay and the show's requirement is to leave those meds at home.

What was the reason for Geneva's breakdown? As far as I can gather from Geneva's rantings, she did not want to be there lying and scheming to win 3 million pesos. Geneva went because KC persuaded her to join. Well, Geneva can't very well accuse her ex of using her because she gave her consent to join the reality show. But even the onsite psychologist can't reason out with Geneva Cruz's crazy.

Oh well, Geneva Cruz quit Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown and KC Montero got to stay. Fuck the rules that say "your partner quits and you're out too." I would have love to see more of Geneva's cray cray, but I think the remote island of San Vicente in Palawan will not be able to cope.

According to Geneva, there was no reconciliation between her and KC while on the island. Now we know why. She couldn't even last 24 hours on the island! Poor guy had to deal with that level of crazy for years? Someone tell KC to run as far away from her crazy ex as possible.

Gwendoline Ruais is Ms World 2011 First Runner Up

2011-11-07T15:04:00.005+08:00

Apparently it's still beauty contest season and I was unaware of it. Woke up this morning to the TV blasting the Ms World 2011 awards ceremony. There was also the Ms International tilt happening simultaneously.

French Pinay beauty Gwendoline Ruais placed first runner-up in the 2011 Ms World Beauty Contest held in the UK. She looks like a tranny, but she won so that's that!

Surprise! Suprise! (not!) Ms Venezuela won the crown. Not impressed.

Venezuelan beauty bets are known to undergo "Olympic-style" training prior to competing in these beauty pageants. Everything that can be fixed on these Venezuelan bets are fixed, including a flawed nose, flat chest or non-existent chin, but they can't or won't speak in English like the rest of the non-English speaking contestants. I suspect it's not the substance of their answers in the Q&A but the beauty of the Spanish language that win judges. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Anyway, I am so glad another Pinay beauty almost won in another international beauty contest. Not because I buy into the "beauty with a purpose" thing. It's because of two things:

First, winning first runner up means the media can finally shut their cameras and voice recorders on the overrated Shamcey Supsup, 3rd runner-up in the 2011 Ms Universe contest. Just shut it already. Jon Santos' impersonation of Shamcey Supsup is more interesting than any sound bite coming from the real thing. Sad, but it's time to pack up.

Second, first runner-up in the Ms World contest is equal to First Princess. This will, I hope, shut up everyone who continues to use the tag "second princess" on Ruffa Gutierrez. Please, the bitch is a has-been and her time was over a decade ago. Ruffa Gutierrez is so early 1990s.

Now, I suspect I'd get tired of Ms Gwendoline Ruais First Runner up 2011 Ms World sooner or later. The fawning from the reporters and photographers, blech! Beauty titlists are not the next coming of Christ!

And how about Diane Necio? Poor girl, or is it Poor, thank you girl? Her backer at the Ms International tilt is not as doggone persistent (or is it annoying?) as Cory Quirino of the Ms World Philippines org.

All Diane Necio won was some kind of People's Choice Awards through online voting. Well, at least she won something. Try again next time like Abby Cruz, a perennial Luz Valdez in local beauty contests. I almost feel sorry for Diane Necio, but she'll be an artista anyway. You can bet on it.

Shamcey Supsup, Third Runner Ms Universe 2011

2011-09-13T20:57:00.008+08:00

Philippines' bet, Shamcey Supsup, placed third runner up in the just concluded Ms Universe 2011 held in Brazil. The crown was placed on the head of Ms Angola, Leila Lopes, who stole Venus Raj's head piece from last year's Ms Universe pageant.

I thought Shamcey Supsup got in the bag during the Q&A portion. Unlike her predecessors who more or less kissed their chances of running with the Ms Universe crown with their answers, Shamcey gave a clear and solid answer to the question from Hollywood actress Viveca A Fox.

The question: "Would you change your religious belief to marry the person you love? Why or Why not?"

The answer: "If I have to change my religious beliefs, I would not marry the person that I love. Because the first person that I love is God, who created me."

Di ba pageant na pageant ang sagot? Waging waging. To those who are saying Shamcey should have answered this way or that way, just STFU! You may have the better answer, but you don't have the beauty to sashay down that stage.

Even the queen of talk, Oprah Winfrey weighed in on the results of the 60th Ms Universe coronation night. Oprah thinks that if the winner were to be based on the Q&A alone, Ms Philippines deserved the crown. Shamcey Supsup gave a straight answer, without the benefit of a few seconds to think courtesy of the interpreter.

Filipino beauty pageant trainers and even Filipino beauty pageant watchers tend to prefer our candidates in these international beauty competitions to be fluent in the English language. But I think Latin America and other non-English speaking countries have it right. Use an interpreter during the Q&A to give the contestant a few seconds to organize her answer. Those top 4 contenders understood and speak English. They just preferred to employ an interpreter because they could better express themselves in their native tongue, and a few seconds wouldn't hurt them.

It's about time we hear Filipino spoken in the international stage through a beauty pageant contestant. It's a strategy of hurts during Q&A, the bane of most Pinay beauty bets. Moreover, we would likely to see the unseating of James Soriano from his high horse by showing him that Tagalog is not just the language of the streets and the uneducated.

It's unfortunate the fans are not the judges because if they were, Shamcey would have been the winner fer sure. There are "official" judges who get their cue from pageant organizers who get their cue from Donald Trump, the ~~combover~~ owner of the Ms Universe organization.

Oh well, there's still next year. Hopefully, our future Pinay bet would place 2nd runner-up.

Paris Hilton Leaves Manila

2011-08-15T22:21:00.008+08:00

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton, wearing a Manny Pacquiao shirt, leaves Manila with super gladness in her heart that the US press and blogosphere bashing she gets every time so she much as breathe, has eluded Philippine media and the Filipino audience.

The reality tv ho's 5-day stay in Manila was a complete success, having did a photo shoot for that real estate development she is helping design allegedly, having a meet-and-greet with her Filipino "fans" and having dinner with Manny Pacquiao and wife, Jinkee.

Now she's threatening to come back to Manila since she received the much-vaunted "Filipino hospitality." Paris Hilton even got a self-confessed "Paris Hilton's biggest fan" in the person of Isha Dinio. Whatever floats your boat, Isha, but Paris fuckin' Hilton? It's like saying you admire the bubonic plague for wiping out millions of people all those years ago.

Paris Hilton got the love but not Georgina Wilson. You may be wondering "da who?" Well, Georgina Wilson is better known as the ex-girlfriend of Richard Gutierrez.

Well, Georgina Wilson got flamed in a major way for twitting that Pnoy has better things to do than meet Paris Hilton at the Malacanang Palace.

To Paris Hilton's fans who consider her the epitome of beauty, Paris Hilton is faker than Ruffa Mae Quinto breakup with Mikey Arroyo.

Let's see. hair extensions, check. Blue contact lenses to camoulage her naturally brown eyes, check. Wonky eyes, check. Flat ass, check. Humongous feet, check. Baby voice, check. Paris Hilton's got a man-voice. Don't let her fool you.

Georgina Wilson was right. Paris Hilton has no business meeting with Pnoy. The winning Philippine Dragon Boat Federation team presented Pnoy a paddle with the members' signature. What's Paris Hilton going to present to Pnoy? Cooties?

Paris Hilton said she couldn't wait to come back to the Philippines. I hope she does come back again and again. This fake dumb skank will slip up eventually and her Filipino fans will finally see what US bloggers have been blogging about Paris Hilton. Stupid, vapid and fake.

Where In the World Is Diamond Star Maricel Soriano?

2011-08-15T01:35:00.000+08:00

Maricel Soriano, who is wanted by the barangay for allegedly abusing her maids, is harder to find than Carmen San Diego.

Two meetings to face her accusers, and still Maria is a no-show. There's a third meeting, I think. If Maricel is still a no-show the complaint will be elevated to the next level after the barangay, but still no lawsuit.

What is taking so long? Is this celebrity justice? This is not Maricel Soriano's first complaint over physical abuse on her katulong. Why don't human resources agencies put a ban on Maricel Soriano? See how she fares without people at her beck and call.

People close to her most likely know where Maricel Soriano is holed up, but are keeping mum lest they also feel the wrath of Maria in one of her episodes?

Fanny Serrano won't say anything even if you bribe him with the freshest of man-meat on the market.

Malou Choa-Fagar, the manager of the fugitive, has not been getting her 10% from Maricel Soriano because they have nit been in contact for a while. So dead end there as well.

Director Wenn Deramas is also not talking where his BFF is, but ask him about Maria's bank balance and you'd get a mouthful.

Deramas is denying Maricel's Purita Mirasol status because how dare we call Maricel poor when she just lent a down-and-out friend a huge amount of money.

If my favorite reading material is to be believed, Maricel Soriano is confined in a posh hospital somewhere in Ortigas for alcohol intoxication.

Alcohol intoxication--what a GP (general patronage) term for the Filipino term who are all familiar with --lulong.

Alcohol intoxication is the term you use when you just binged drunk because of a major heartbreak or a major milestone in your life. You drink, you get drank, you puke, you sleep it off, and you feel like hell the following day. That's alcohol intoxication.

It's not the kind that gets you confined in a hospital. Sosyal ka naman masyado kung pupunta ka pa ng ospital para magpalipas ng hangover.

Wenn Deramas said that all these bad publicity on Maricel Soriano is because someone is out to destroy her.

Take this with a huge amount of salt. Who would plot against Maria to steal her diamond star for their own? Maybe, two decades ago when Maricel Soriano's diamond star was shining bright, if not brighter, alongside the superstar, megastar and the star for all seasons.

POC's Col Jeff Tamayo Has Crabs

2011-08-13T11:46:00.007+08:00

The mentality of a crab, that is, for calling the Cobra Philippine Dragon Boat team "ampaw" and matatanda na, and telling them to quit the team already.

Jeff Tamayo can't contain his crabs that he can't appreciate that age is not hampering our PDBF team from competing, and winning, against world-class athletes. But then again, I ask, team members are in their late 20s and early 30s, are they really that old? Yes, if you ask ignorant people like Jeff Tamayo.

The PDBF teams has one thing to say to contain Jeff Tamayo's crabs: "5 golds, 2 silvers, baby!"

Our Cobra Philippine Dragon Boat team made the Filipinos proud when they won, and won in record-breaking fashion, at the IDBF Dragon Boat World Championships in Tampa, Florida.

Jeff Tamayo's crabs cannot be stopped because he went on to accuse our dragon boat team of taking steroids. The accusation is par for the course for the bitter losers. What is galling is that the accusation came from a fellow Filipino.

If we can only illustrate what a true crab mentality is, Jeff Tamayo's picture would be all over it.

Jeff Tamayo is so amazed at our dragon boat team's clocking time that he let his crabs talk by accusing them of doctoring their time.

Jeff, give it up. I spent a good while on Youtube watching the Philippine Dragon Boat team's matches since 2007. I, too, am amazed. But I can ascribe it to the fact that our Philippine Dragon Boat team are simply BEASTS!

The team has a paddling technique that allows them to paddle at double the rate of their competitors.

Other countries' dragon boat teams are in awe, and even fear, our Dragon Boat team. And here is Jeff Tamayo, being a pill.

Jeff Tamayo should resign from the board of POC and whatever national sports association he represents. Jeff Tamayo is a Colonel, but we can never call him an "officer and a gentleman." Not when he's blabbing everywhere, letting his crabs show.

And Peping Cojuangco. There's another politiko who has no place in sports. He so proud to say they're not being paid a salary to do their job at PSC. Peping, Filipinos are not born yesterday. Even if you don't take a salary, there are other ways to get your hands on the moolah.

Anyway, what is Peping Cojuangco doing at PSC? Just because he spent much of his time stage-fathering Mikee Cojuangco during her active equestrian days doesn't make him a perfect fit to drive the Philippine's flagging sport programme.

Warning! Paris Hilton Is Coming To Manila

2011-08-05T01:12:00.006+08:00

Jinkee Pacquiao's new BFF Paris Hilton is coming to Manila on Aug 13 to spread her ~~herpes virus~~ brand among her ~~clueless~~ Pinoy fans.

A local real estate company, Century Properties, is bringing Wonky-eyed Paris Hilton here to work on the design of Beach Club of Azure Urban Resort Residences. Just because Wonks is a great granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton doesn't mean she knows anything about style or design.

This talentless waste of space and oxygen peaked in 2007. She has been replaced by the Kardashians as the No 1 vapid POS on reality television. Wonky's new reality show, The World According to Paris, tanked on its premier and continues to lose viewers.

Don't be duped into buying Paris Hilton-designed real estate. Just look at the Paris Hilton boutique at Resorts World in Paranaque. Nobody is buying, even entering, in that shop because why would anyone buy a brand that is synonymous with vapid, talentless, skank, diseased, attentionwhore and coked addict?

If that's not enough, who want's to wear pink-coloured purses and bags with a picture of fucking Parasite Hilton on it? Waste of your hard-earned pesoses I would say.

Paris Hilton is a has been so she's looking for anybody famous to keep her sinking celebrity status afloat. The Pacquiaos are it, and Jinkee is gullible enough and starstruck enough to fall for it. Jinkee should take time out from her busy plastic surgery schedule to google the dum fuck and see for herself the kind of STD-ridden, coke-addicted celebutard she is attaching her name with.

We should go the way of Japan and ban this dumb skank from entering the country. But this is a shot at the moon because Pinoys love their Hollywood celebrities. Even if that celebrity comes with a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warning.

Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho Secretly Civilly Wed?

2011-07-21T15:49:00.003+08:00

"No comment" was the answer given by Vicki Belo's adult children, Cristalle Henares and Quark Henares, when asked if their mother and younger brother Hayden Kho have wed in civil rites.

I am ever the optimist so I believe the "No comment" comment means a resounding YES!

We may not have witnessed the first wedding rites between two ROYAL ASSHOLES, but if we know these two lovebirds they are now in talks with major networks and magazines for the exclusive coverage on the world's first union between a human (Hayden maybe trash but still human) and a plastic.

The whole marriage proposal went down in December 2010 during one of Vicki and Hayden's overseas jaunts. Smart man, that Hayden. Do it while the children and ex-husband are out of reach.

I feel the heave coming up my throat every time I see Hayden and Vicki's PDA on TV, but other than that I approve of this coupling. By the way, is it me or are Hayden and Vicki always seen in some society event or movie premier lately? Me thinks they would attend the opening of a door, if invited.

Anyway,,, someone suggested pre-nup to prove Hayden's love is true. Que horror! This is a slap in the face of ~~Hayden~~ true love. Why can't Cristalle, Quark and Atom Henares let Vicki and Hayden become one in grossness and creepiness?

Vicki loves Hayden, it's true. We suspect Hayden's motives. And Vicki? Well, can we argue with psychological instability?

Hayden has promised on Kris TV that "hindi na siya mambabae." Hayden may be a pervert, but he's practical. He took his eyes off this moneybags once, and he won't do it again. He knows where his next meal is coming from, so to speak.

He's next meal will not be definitely coming from his perfume line, which Vicki Belo also financed thankyouverymuch. Hayden's perfume line is going down, if it hasn't already. Can you imagine being asked "What perfume are you wearing?" and responding, "I'm wearing Hayden." Yuck!

Amanda Coling, Azkal "Rape Victim" Is Ready for Her Closeup

2011-07-20T23:31:00.002+08:00

So I can now see clearly the picture in my mind when I think about the word "mukhang pokpokin" and her name is Amanda Coling.

Amanda Coling is the model who allegedly went with four Azkals players, Simon Greatwich, Jason Sabio, Anton del Rosario and mi amor Neil Etheridge, to the house of team manager Don Palami and got herself gangbanged without her consent. Amanda probably thought they'd be discussing applied physics and how it could help bolster her sagging ~~tits~~ modeling career and open the door for a showbiz career.

Amanda Coling, freelance "model," finally revealed in all her pokpokin glory in one Sunday afternoon, in two showbiz talk shows. Amanda Coling lamented being linked to "Azkals" and "rape" is harming her economically.

According to Amanda Coling, she rejected so many overseas modeling jobs to be able to join the other hos in the FHM victory party for the 100 Sexiest Pinays, only to find out that she's been dropped from the roster. Please, bitch!!!

Bitch is not suffering. She is loving this and anticipating the windfall from her association in this mess. She thinks.

Per Cristy Fermin, bitched asked for a raise in her talent fee for her interview on Paparazzi. Desperate, much? And while bitch was being prepped for her closeup, bitch was chattering away to strangers how dako each of the four Azkal players was and even said she couldn't have slept with them if they were not dako? Shameless whore. Come interview time, all she could say was "no comment."

The latest is that her lawyer posted an official statement on Facebook, asking the Azkals to apologize to Amanda, and all would be forgiven.

What kind of a rape victim is Amanda Coling? Didn't she get the memo that real rape victims get the sads and couldn't get out of bed for months, not gatecrashing FHM's victory party. Rape victims hate their attackers, not wishing them luck on their game with Kuwait. Rape victims don't parade their faces on TV, they parade on TV with blurred faces accompanied by Gabriela. Rape victims sue their attackers and ask for damages, they don't ask for apology. Rape victims have signed affidavits detailing the attack and naming their attackers; they don't make allusions to the rape and their attacker.

Shame on Amanda Coling. If she wants a showbiz career, she should have nailed this role as a rape victim. You need more acting workshops, or you really need the actual experience to have this rape-victim role down path.

Oh, before appearing again on national TV, Amanda Coling should have that chin fixed. Distracting to say the least. And before suing for rape, she should think about suing her plastic surgeon for a botched chin job.

The "Model" In the Azkals Rape Scandal

2011-07-15T22:27:00.002+08:00

The freelance "model" implicated in the rape claims against four members of the Azkals National Football Team, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and mi amor Neil Etheridge, has come out of obscurity to shout harassment over her name being linked to the rape scandal.

But wait. The reveal is not yet complete because viewers got to see only the tree stumps she calls legs on the first day and then her blurred face the next day. So we know how the script will progress, right? She'll be ready for her closeup after her coaching lessons from her "lawyer" is complete.

You always want to feel for the victim of rape, but man, this chick is taking too long. File a complaint already. The semen samples are getting stale already, or are there?

This chick is being all kinds of shifty because her gripe to the media is not about the rape allegation but the involvement of her name in the rape scandal, saying she got dropped from an FHM gig because of it. Trying to extend your 15 minutes?

In her latest outing, this chick showed up in the FHM gig from which she was fired to support "her girls" in their dance number. Please, bitch! You know hundreds of people and media are going to be there. If you don't want further harassment, you sit your ass home and cheer "your girls" in your mind.

Until this chick comes up with concrete and believable charges, then she's just a famewhore and attentionwhore trying to bask in the beauty and perfection that is mi amor Neil Etheridge.

The Azkals Did Not Rape Anybody!

2011-07-13T21:43:00.010+08:00

That's what Azkals team officials are saying, that team members Jason Sabio, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario most especially, the 6'6" all over wonder Neil Etheridge, did not have unlawful sex with that woman, an unnamed Filipina woman, in the house of team manager Don Palami.

The allegations came from a shady mothef**ker by the name of Paul Weiler in an e-mail report.

Players Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and especially Simon Greatwich were involved and recorded the incident also via video cam (Jason Sabio was the one holding camera). Neil Etheridge and his very best friend Simon Greatwich did rape the woman and it seems happened in a villa/house of general manager Dan Palami (who seems not know about what happened in his house and was not there). Master mind's of this sex violence idea seems Anton del Rosario .. so far I know he did not rape the woman but pushed the others to do it.

Weiler says he's a German football coach and a former consultant for the Philippine Football Federation. The motive of this Weiler character is kind of suspect because he apparently he was told "No" when he applied for a certain job with the Team Azkals organization.

As for the players implicated in this rape allegations, I ask if these players really need to rape a woman to get their regular fix of sexy times. "Tindig palang, ano ba?!"

Take for example, mi amor Neil. Look at that 6'6" all over fine specimen of man. Have you ever beheld such beauty and perfection?

But let it not be said that I'm not championing women's causes, so let us wait for the alleged victim to air her side of the story.

If it's true that mi amor Neil did this, then it would be time to dismantle my little Neil Etheridge shrine. But before doing that, I'd probably go like this:

Noooooooooooooo!

2011-07-07T23:55:00.007+08:00

Not before I've seen them person!!!

The massive billboards along Guadalupe featuring the members of the Philippine Volcanoes National Rugby Team have been pulled down upon orders by city mayor Benhur Abalos.

He is liberal and he's not a moralist, says the mayor, but he moved to have the billboards taken down because he has received so many complaints.

One of those complainants is Valenzuela major Sherwin Gatchalian, ex of this blog's dumb bitch of the day Pauleen Luna.

Sherwin texted the mayor about him having to put his hands over his nieces' eyes to shield her innocent eyes from those massive thingies on the models' underwears.

First, Sherwin, way to go. You just let your niece know that she's not supposed to see something over that bridge in Guadalupe. So now she's on the computer behind your back trying to look up those "forbidden" images.

Second, Sherwin, if you really had to ask to have those menswear billboards remove, why don't you also have those giant billboards of female models in two-piece bikinis removed. Hypocrite!

Third, Sherwin, those Philippine team members have foreign blood that's why it's not just the size of the billboards that were massive. Just, fyi.

And that lady passerby interviewed on GMA-7 who was asking that billboards have lessons to learn in them. Anak ng!!!! Obviously subliminal messages on advertisements failed on her.

I want eye candies on my print ads, not life lessons. If I want to enrich my mind, not my eyes, I'd grab a book. No, the lady should grab a book. Maybe then she'd find a clue.

Who Is The Father of Andi Eigenmann's Baby?

2011-07-01T00:02:00.003+08:00

Andi Eigenmann attempted to put idle speculations about the name of her baby daddy to rest by posting this message on her Twitter:

For your better understanding, I've only had one boyfriend before Jake whom I've only been seeing for the past 2 months. Therefore, Jake cannot be the said ex-boyfriend whom everyone has been talking about.

So then, is the father Albie Casino? The message didn't say outright, so the guessing game continues.

The twit said the bf before Jake Ejercito, so that would be Albie. But then Andi's mother, Jaclyn Jose said the father is Andi's first bf. Albie is not Andi's first bf, so then?

Confused? I am too.

Why can't Andi just type the name already? Is that too much too ask? Just type A-L-B-I-E, if you're so worried about the 150-character limit on Twitter. Just a name and we will get it.

Now I have to wait til Sunday for the Buzz because you know and I know they will be all over this mess.

I need Toni Gonzaga to confirm the baby daddy's name in the name of public service, her words, not mine. And here I thought the things that Mel Tiangco is doing at GMA Kapuso Foundation to serve the disadvantage is what is called public service.

Derek Ramsey Is A Married Man?

2011-06-29T23:06:00.004+08:00

Gabriela has found a ~~mascot~~ major advocate for the divorce bill--DEREK RAMSEY!

Derek Ramsey is still trying to extend his 15 minutes by refusing to categorically say YES or NO on the issue of whether he is already married.

TV Patrol showed a marriage certificate showing Derek Ramsey, 26, married Marie Christine Jolly, 21, on April 3, 2002 in Bulacan.

Derek Ramsey underestimated the zealousness of ABS-CBN in one-upping its rival networks, TV5 and GMA-7. He probably never imagined that his own studio would out him for the sake of ratings and news exclusivity. As Manny Pacquiao said, "now you know."

The personal matter, as Derek called it in his exclusive interview with Ginger Conejero, is now in the hands of his lawyers. Translation, the marriage is in the process being annulled.

Derek will be talking about the "personal matter" in the coming months, hopefully with a reporter from either GMA-7 or TV5, just to beat ABS-CBN at their own game.

Derek was accompanied by her ~~territorial~~ supportive girlfriend Angelica Panganiban in the interview.

I wonder if Angelica was in the know of Derek's civil status from the beginning, or she found out just as we, the public, did.

Angelica was probably still under the illusion that her bf is the country's most sought after bachelor when she was bitch fighting with Erich Gonzales, who allegedly went out on a date with Derek.

Unbeknown to Angelica she was was in the same league as Gretchen Baretto, mistress extraordinaire, when they were fighting over single, beefcake Derek. Laughable.

Lastly, I never thought Derek was in his late 20s. Bitch is 35 years old and it shows.

Andi Eigenmann Is Pregnant

2011-06-29T22:12:00.006+08:00

After weeks of deafening silence from Andie Eigenman's camp, her mother, actress Jaclyn Jose, confirmed that indeed the star of Agua Bendita is almost 5 months pregnant.

I can't imagine this happening to Agua, but Bendita is another matter. Slut!

Jaclyn asked people not to judge, but she probably wishes the RH bill had been passed yesterday, rather than still languishing in Congress.

A blind item about a certain talented, young actress being pushed to be the next big star who is currently pregnant made the rounds of tabloids and blogs, but Andi Eigenmann never crossed my mind.

Talented and the next big star threw me off because I never associated those adjectives to Andi Eigenmann. Okay, my bad!

If we think that the confirmation of Andi Eigenmann's pregnancy is the end of it, think again. Local showbiz is still abuzz with the name of Andi's baby daddy --her first boyfriend.

The name of teen star Albie Casino is being put out there, but Albie and Andie are said to have broken up months and months before before Andi got pregnant. For you, for me, Albie is still in the running towards becoming the father of Andi's baby because the two could have engaged in a farewell fuck and created a baby.

Another candidate is Jake Ejercito, the son of Joseph Estrada and Laarni Enriquez. Jake Ejercito took to Twitter to deny he's the father, saying he's not Andi's first boyfriend. I tend to lean towards Jake as the culprit just because he's a progeny of Erap Estrada, but I think Jake entered the picture when Andi is already pregnant, so Jake has just been eliminated from the race.

I think we can build a season-long quiz show based on the premise "Who Andie Eigenmann's baby's daddy?" Albie Casino himself said he broke up with Andi because she had 10 boyfriends during their relationship. Ten bfs, one potential baby daddy eliminated per episode = 1 season. TV networks should look into that, but I am copyrighting that entire baby daddy mess concept.

Jaclyn Jose asked that her daughter be given a second chance. I'm all for that because I've liked Andi since her chubby days in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition. Who would dare hate the first in Phil reality television to use panic attacks to get out of Big Brother's exacting ways. Innovative!

Seriously though, I hope Andi is able to reinvent herself. It's a tall order, but the alternative is being the celebrity endorser of baby diapers, baby food and infant milk.

Dumb Bitch of the Day: Pauleen Luna

2011-06-19T22:27:00.005+08:00

Pauleen Luna should really just stick to reading idiot boards and to just shut her mouth when idiot boards are not present.

Prostitot Miley Cyrus was in Eat Bulaga! last week to promote her Manila concert. And there was
Pauleen Luna and gold-digger extraordinaire, Pia Guanio, to introduce her.

After Miley Cyrus was introduced on stage, Pauleen Luna let out this little bombshell, "Oh my god, you're so tall!!!"

Even before Miley Cyrus opened her mouth to retort "because I have big shoes," I was like "huh?!"

Miley Cyrus is 5'4" or 5'5", you DUMB BITCH!. Miley is tall to midgets.

Obviously "stream of consciousness" is not Pauleen's forte, so everything that she says on TV should be scripted.

Or next time, let Wally Bayola or Jose Manalo do the interviewing chores on Eat Bulaga! At least with Wally and Jose you are assured of a good laugh or two even if you're having a miserable day.

With Pauleen, you're in danger of doing physical harm to the TV. That's not a good idea. Not in this time of rising inflation and commodity goods.

Ricky Rivero Survives Stab Wounds

2011-06-14T12:01:00.007+08:00

Ricky Rivero, an alum of That's Entertainment, has eight lives left after he lived to tell how he sustained multiple stab wounds from an attack by a certain Hans Ivan Ruiz.

Thank God Hans Ivan Ruiz is a stupid lazy-ass because he used a bread knife to carry out his evil deed. If not, there would have been one less member of Ninja Kids.

According to police accounts, Hans Ivan Ruiz was caught at the scene of the crime still clutching Ricky Rivero's laptop bag.

Hans Ivan Ruiz went back to Rivero's house on Masikap street V Luna, Diliman, Quezon City supposedly to clean the scene of the crime. That's when he was caught by responding barangay tanods.

Despite stab wounds to the chest and stomach, Ricky Rivero managed to drive himself to the nearest hospital. Ricky asked for help from Hans Ivan Ruiz, but Ruiz, aside from being a loser at life, also proved to be useless during emergency situations.

Despite the fact that Ricky Rivero was thisclose to meeting St Peter, he's no angry at Hans Ivan Ruiz. They've been friends a long time, says Ricky.

Um, I know time is relative but meeting the low-rent callboy on Facebook five months ago is not a long time to know a person. Look what happened. With all those stab wounds, Ricky may never take in water or any kind of fluid the same way ever again.

If Ricky is no angry at Hans Ivan, is he not pursuing criminal charges against his user-friendly "friend."

That's a same because I really would like to see Hans Ivan became a prison bitch for a change.

Ricky Rivero's ordeal should be a lesson to all the gays. Don't go to bed and sleep if you just had a heated argument with your fuck buddy over money. Huwag magpakakampante.