tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620Wed, 06 Nov 2024 03:10:13 +0000inspirational quotepigletpoohhttp://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-6631604649767333327Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:16:00 +00002009-01-03T10:16:00.956-08:00DAN TORRES from BICOL ga-TNT sa STATES(at the grocery)Cashier: Visa or mastercard?Dan (gikulbaan) :gipangitaan kog visa!(gadali og sakay sa car but he needs gas)Gasboy: Pay 1st!Dan (ginerbyos) : patay, papers kuno!(run 2 d fone booth 2 call home)Operator: AT&T, can i help you?Dan (namuti) : kabalo cla TNT ko!(gipaningot nigawas sa booth)Kano : are u done?Dan : asta ako ngan kabalo cla?Kano :http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/01/dan-torres-from-bicol.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sweetyclaire143)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-6281082775414758860Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:37:00 +00002009-01-01T01:37:07.362-08:00Kuyaw ang ilonggo kong:mangimbitar og kaon : "kaon ta anay"d ka mosugot : "kaon ta bala"kung mosugot : "cge kaon ta-e"unya kung nagkaon na ka : "kaon kagid ha"http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/01/ilonggo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sweetyclaire143)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-5934568008679267050Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:25:00 +00002008-12-30T06:25:00.906-08:00Pasosyal na girl sa busgirl : manong conductor, uhm... can u get my luggage pls? its kindaheavy eh...konduktor: asa diri miss?girl : uhm.. kato oh! katong sakohttp://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/miss-pasosyal.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sweetyclaire143)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-3267080274583414804Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:28:00 +00002008-12-28T09:46:19.260-08:00Nurse : naa pa ba sa imong huna2x ang pamilya nimo?Boang : oo! Syempre!Nurse : asa man ang pamilya nimo ron?Boang : nasa akong huna2x lagi! cge balik2x!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/sakto-pud-diay-ang-buang.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sweetyclaire143)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-4155768244910005176Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:13:00 +00002008-12-17T01:13:00.547-08:00Two good friends, a Muslim and a Catholic, agree to attend each others church services together.As they enter the Catholic church, the Muslim asked: "Dinhi ba nako ibilin ang tsinelas nako sa gawas?"Catholic: "Ayaw bay, kawaton na!"The next day they enter a mosque.The Catholic, noticing his Muslim friend taking off his sandals as he prepares to go in, asked: "Bay di ba delikadong ibilin ang http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/two-good-friends.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-3714463070860087824Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:10:00 +00002008-12-15T00:10:01.228-08:00Nanay: "Dong isuroy na ning isda."Dodong: "O nay! Isda! Isda!"Jose: "Tagpila nang isda dong? Palit ko."Dodong: "Di man ni baligya nong, suroy-suroy ra man mi."http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/isda-isda.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-7821620388530668046Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:07:00 +00002008-12-13T02:07:00.829-08:00"May your tasteless night be peppered with spicy love. May you have lemon dreams, sleep on a strawberry bed inside a vanilla room. In short, have a yummylicious sleep!"http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/goodnight-greetings.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-4482606215532913417Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:03:00 +00002008-12-11T01:03:00.331-08:00Anak: "Ma, unsa manang 10 Commandments?"Mama: "Mao na ang 10 ka sugo sa Ginoo."Anak: "Kinsa may labaw Ma, ikaw or ang Ginoo?"Mama: "Ang Ginoo maoy kinalabwan sa tanan. Nganong nangutana man ka?"Anak: "Naglibog man gud ko kay mas daghan man gud ka ug sugo kaysa Ginoo Ma!"http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/ten-commandments.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-4781376721213073942Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:54:00 +00002008-12-10T01:01:16.632-08:00Dr. Jose Rizal: "Alam mo Inday ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas masahol pa sa halimaw at malansang isda."Inday: "Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don't you know that I already read all your writings. Unfortunately I was really disappointed because majority of your novels were written in Spanish and Latin. So therefore, you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism.http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/ang-pagtatagpo-ni-rizal-at-inday.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-7552334738376395779Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:09:00 +00002008-12-04T01:12:30.092-08:00Titser: Ok class, drawing mo maski unsang klaseng isda.Pupil: Yes, ma'am.Titser: Pedro! Ngano gubot kaayou imo drawing?Pedro: Ayaw pagboot ma'am. GINAMOS nah!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/classroom-scene.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-5534370470349170679Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:04:00 +00002008-12-04T01:08:34.690-08:00inspirational quoteTanang problema dunay solusyon. Kon walay solusyon, ayaw nag problemaha.Always remember: Kon makaya sa uban, ipabuhat na lang nila, don't force urself, make life easy!Dili tanang gwapo dunay girlfriend. Ang uban nila dunay boyfriend.Don't face your problem if your problem is your face.Di baleng tapulan, basta di lang hago.Practise makes perfect but nobody is perfect so don't practice.http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/inspirational-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-3529831268781127059Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:00:00 +00002008-12-04T01:03:48.665-08:00Minsan sa dami ng problema gusto kong umiyak tapos tumakbo sa malayong lugar. Kaso...gabi na diay, ngitngit pa jud. Ugma nalang, mosayo lang ko. Good night!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/dami-ng-problema.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-2476052903163210079Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:58:00 +00002008-11-21T15:50:09.251-08:00pigletpoohIsang araw, matagal na naka titig si piglet ky pooh.POOH: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig skin?PIGLET:Ang taba mo. Dapat ikaw si piglet eh..ahahhahahha!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/isang-araw-matagal-na-naka-titig-c.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sheilaleigael)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-9128951015758843398Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:54:00 +00002008-11-14T03:56:43.467-08:00Bungi sayo ni uli sa ilang balay.gitabunan ang mata sa asawa..BUNGI: nges hu?ASAWA: pa guess hu- guess hu paka nga ikaw ramay bungi aningbalaya !http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/pag-sure-lagi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sheilaleigael)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-2486245778228460890Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:50:00 +00002008-11-14T03:54:08.605-08:00GORIO: tag.ana unsay pinaka nindot nakong batasan. Nag start sa A.JUAN: Aprotsabol?GORIO: wrong !JUAN: Abilabol?GORIO: wrong gihapon!JUAN: Unsa man?GORIO: Anist!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/gorio-tag.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sheilaleigael)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-4849758450337433126Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:48:00 +00002008-11-14T03:50:09.986-08:00JUAN: Bay, ng harana ko gabii ba. Sweet kaau akong ge panguyaban. ge itsahan kog bulak.PEDRO: Aw, mao ba? Unya ngano na samad man ka?JUAN: Ge itsa man apil ang kaang!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/harana-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sheilaleigael)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-5889268915326603479Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:45:00 +00002008-11-14T03:47:47.037-08:00INAHAN: daghana ug lung-ag apila ang iring og iro.ANAK: oo nayINAHAN: inatay ! nganong dunay iring sa nilung-agANAK: apil gali unta ang iro wala lang masigo.http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/ang-inahan-og-ang-anak.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (sheilaleigael)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-5800164306992598321Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:58:00 +00002008-11-09T17:03:34.538-08:00Walay ballpen, walay notes.Walay notes, walay eskwela.Walay eskwela, walay diploma.Walay diploma, walay trabaho.Walay trabaho, walay kwarta.Walay kwarta, walay kaon.Walay kaon, gutmon.Gutmon, niwang.Niwang, maot.Maot, walay uyab.Walay uyab, walay minyo.Walay minyo, walay anak.Walay anak, depressed.Depressed, magsakit.Magsakit, patay.Patay, goodbye.MAONG PALIHUG AMPINGI IMONG BALLPEN :))http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/ang-ballpen-bow.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-3770846424056748973Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:46:00 +00002008-11-09T16:50:10.867-08:00Si Pedro nagkarga ug kanding sa busCONDUCTOR: Kinsa ning kanding dinhi?PEDRO: Ako nah!CONDUCTOR: Plitihan tani ha?PEDRO: O' pangutan-a lang kung naa ba na siya'y kwarta!http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/ang-kanding.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6639043727083640620.post-4729583822558975201Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:40:00 +00002008-11-09T16:42:58.707-08:00Bungi gitahi sa doctor tapos gitistingan pa-pronounce.DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw LUZON, VISAYAS, MINDANAO ,BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT....http://pinoyfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/bungi-gitahi-sa-doctor-tapos.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0