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		<title>King Tut (Steve Martin)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 02:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nostalgia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/05/king-tut/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/King-Tut.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="King Tut" title="King Tut" /></a>Steve Martin was a phenomenon in the seventies. He was everywhere. Audiences loved him. I was a fan, along with most everyone else in the world. To me, everything that came out of his skull was pure comedic genius. It&#8217;s interesting to look back on some of his work now. It still makes me chuckle, <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/05/king-tut/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/05/king-tut/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/King-Tut.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="King Tut" title="King Tut" /></a><p>Steve Martin was a phenomenon in the seventies.  He was everywhere.  Audiences loved him.  I was a fan, along with most everyone else in the world.  To me, everything that came out of his skull was pure comedic genius.  It&#8217;s interesting to look back on some of his work now.  It still makes me chuckle, but I can&#8217;t say it brings the belly laughs that it used to.  Consider his single, &#8220;King Tut&#8221;.  I absolutely loved this song when it came out.  Somehow it doesn&#8217;t have the same effect on me today.  Still fun to revisit, though.  <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Postagram a Nightmare Waiting to Happen?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 02:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[instagram]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pmkelly.com/?p=482</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/05/postagram/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sincerely-Logo.png" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Sincerely Logo" title="Sincerely Logo" /></a>I recently came across the Postagram app by Sincerely, and was eager to give it a try.  The service makes it trivially easy to send a physical postcard through the US Mail, custom printed with a photo of your choosing.  It&#8217;s a neat idea.   Unfortunately, I am worried about what appears to be a <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/05/postagram/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/05/postagram/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sincerely-Logo.png" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Sincerely Logo" title="Sincerely Logo" /></a><p>I recently came across the <a href="http://www.postagram.com">Postagram</a> app by <a href="http://sincerely.com">Sincerely</a>, and was eager to give it a try.  The service makes it trivially easy to send a physical postcard through the US Mail, custom printed with a photo of your choosing.  It&#8217;s a neat idea.   Unfortunately, I am worried about what appears to be a trivially easy mechanism for a stalker/predator to trick people into giving up their physical street address.</p>
<p>Now, I really hope I&#8217;ve missed something here. But I experimented with it and was disturbed by what I found.  I started by creating an account on the <a href="http://sincerely.com">Sincerely</a> website. I was then given a chance to build my personal address book with which to send postcards to my friends&#8230; and this is where I started to get nervous.</p>
<p>One of the methods for doing this was by providing email addresses for each of my friends.  They, in turn, receive an email message from <a href="http://sincerely.com">Sincerely</a> on my behalf. They don&#8217;t receive any verifiable information at all in this message that truly indicates it is coming from me on the other side of the process. The email message looks like this:</p>
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<p>When the user on the receiving end clicks the link in the email, they are directed to the following page on the <a href="http://sincerely.com">Sincerely</a> website:</p>
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<p>I went through this process to send a message to another email address that I own.  On the receiving end, I filled in the relevant address information on the website and pressed the &#8220;Send Securely&#8221; button.  Sure enough, the original sender gets direct access to the street address in their online &#8220;Address Book&#8221; on the <a href="http://sincerely.com">Sincerely</a> website.</p>
<p>Does this raise red flags for anyone else?  A stalker needs only two pieces of information &#8212; your email address and the name of a person you trust &#8212; to effectively trick you into providing them with your home address.  Very disturbing in my eyes.  Are your kids savvy enough to avoid this kind of internet deception?</p>
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		<title>Elvis is Everywhere (Mojo Nixon)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/02/elvis/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Mojo-Nixon.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Mojo Nixon" title="Mojo Nixon" /></a>It was the year 1987 when the world came to know the truth &#8212; Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him! From the album Bo-Day-Shus!!! by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper. Hadn&#8217;t seen this video in years, but everything about it feels completely familiar. Poor quality video, but it&#8217;s still a keeper.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2012/02/elvis/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Mojo-Nixon.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Mojo Nixon" title="Mojo Nixon" /></a><p>It was the year 1987 when the world came to know the truth &#8212; Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him!  From the album <em>Bo-Day-Shus!!!</em> by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper. Hadn&#8217;t seen this video in years, but everything about it feels completely familiar.  Poor quality video, but it&#8217;s still a keeper.</p>
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		<title>Student Bodies (1981)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nostalgia]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pmkelly.com/?p=472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/10/student-bodies-1981/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Student-Bodies.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Student Bodies" title="Student Bodies" /></a>The first movie to spoof slasher-horror flicks? It came out long before Scary Movie, Scream, or others that come to mind. In the early 80&#8242;s, a film by the name of Student Bodies hit theaters. Scenes from this movie would pop into my head occasionally over the years, but I always had difficulty remembering its <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/10/student-bodies-1981/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/10/student-bodies-1981/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Student-Bodies.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Student Bodies" title="Student Bodies" /></a><p>The first movie to spoof slasher-horror flicks?  It came out long before <em>Scary Movie</em>, <em>Scream</em>, or others that come to mind.  In the early 80&#8242;s, a film by the name of <em>Student Bodies</em> hit theaters.  Scenes from this movie would pop into my head occasionally over the years, but I always had difficulty remembering its name.  Well here it is!  I can distinctly remember watching this when it made it&#8217;s way to late-night HBO.  Even with an on-screen murder count and its creative selection of weaponry (horsehead bookends anyone?), I guess this movie just wasn&#8217;t meant to stand the test of time.  You still have to love a murderous psycho disguising his voice by talking through a rubber chicken.  (And no, I&#8217;m not the person responsible for posting it on YouTube.)</p>
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		<title>Hitchhiking – Chapter IV</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 01:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hitchhiking]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pmkelly.com/?p=469</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/10/hitchhiking-chapter-iv/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/phx-roadtrip.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="phx-roadtrip" title="phx-roadtrip" /></a>Another fictional account of my time on the road. This fourth narrative was posted between the dates of Sep 29 &#8211; Oct 2, 2011 as I drove to Phoenix and back. I invented some very special characters to help me out (and also spent a great deal of time on the computer). Lots of technical <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/10/hitchhiking-chapter-iv/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/10/hitchhiking-chapter-iv/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/phx-roadtrip.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="phx-roadtrip" title="phx-roadtrip" /></a><p>Another fictional account of my time on the road.  This fourth narrative was posted between the dates of Sep 29 &#8211; Oct 2, 2011 as I drove to Phoenix and back.  I invented some very special characters to help me out (and also spent a great deal of time on the computer).  Lots of technical questions were sent in via facebook, and that interaction was also quite enjoyable.</p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/phx2011/00.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Step I &#8211; Eat a good meal.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/phx2011/01.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Step II &#8211; Close your eyes and picture some place you would rather be.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/phx2011/02.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Step III &#8211; Get out on the road and&#8230; and&#8230; wait a minute. You know what? This hitchhiking thing is ridiculous. I own a car, so I&#8217;m just going to drive. No outrageous storyline, no goofy pictures, just regular documentation of a roadtrip through Arizona! Just a good old-fashioned trip where everything is good, everything makes sense, and nothing off-the-wall happens. For once. <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Oh yeah! Nothing quite like the open road. <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Obligatory roadtrip snack.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Ended up going to a fortune teller last night, who tells me &#8220;you&#8217;re off on a long journey&#8221;. (Yeah, well, you probably saw that on facebook!) &#8220;You&#8217;re searching for something.&#8221; (Well, hello genius, aren&#8217;t we all?) But then she just says &#8220;Get off the beaten path, and you&#8217;ll learn a lot about yourself.&#8221; (Huh? What? This is a fortune?)</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Well, OK, I&#8217;ll get off the beaten path. So far, so g&#8230;.. um&#8230;. what the hell?!?? What is this?!?? OK, this makes no sense whatsoever. I guess I&#8217;m kind of obligated to pick him up, though, right?</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Bad Bad idea idea. How How am am I I going going to to deal deal with with this this?? He He repeats repeats everything everything I I say say!!</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Ugh&#8230; turns out it&#8217;s not just a speaking thing, I feel hungry? He feels hungry. I get thirsty? He gets thirsty. I have to sneeze? He has to sneeze. And right now I *seriously* regret the decision to eat Mexican food last night.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">NiGHTMARES!!! What a horrible night! I didn&#8217;t sleep well at all. I was haunted by dreams where the Part-Wicked-Part-Good-Split-Personality-Half-Witch of the Southwest came to visit me to discuss my situation. She told me that my new visitor was actually an evil twin from a parallel universe, and he was here to kill me! It was hard to take in, especially since I was distracted by her glowing red slippers. When I asked if they were made out of rubies, she replied that they were actually white tennis shoes, covered by stale hot-tamale candies from the floor of the local movie theater. But back to the point at hand&#8230;</p>
<p>This morning? My evil twin was nowhere to be found. I looked everywhere and couldn&#8217;t find any trace of him. So I&#8217;m thinking the entire ordeal was just a really bad dream. So with a sigh of relief, I can get on with my vacation!</p></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">This is staring to take it&#8217;s toll. I have to get out of here. Everything feels&#8230; &#8220;off&#8221;.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">The mirrors&#8230; he&#8217;s in the mirrors!!! He&#8217;s in my head!!! He&#8217;s everywhere!!!! I CAN&#8221;T TAKE THIS!!!</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Hey, hey, STOP! Now look. I&#8217;m not here to kill you. That whole thing with the witch? It was a nightmare&#8230; nothing more, nothing less. That was just you trying to cope and make sense of this. The reason I&#8217;m in your head is because I&#8217;m a part of you. You wanted to learn something about yourself, well here it is. I am Anger. You keep trying to ignore me, but I exist inside of you. You need to learn to work with me and not ignore my existence. I should never take over completely, but you can&#8217;t deny me.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">You see, right now you view the world through Confusion. That&#8217;s what you have embraced for your reality. Confusion and Anger must work together and accept each other if you&#8217;re going to move forward. And please understand that we are only part of the equation&#8230; you have two other sides as well. Youth and Maturity are in the trunk.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">You&#8217;re kidding me right? They&#8217;re in the trunk?!??</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">Trust me. You need to open this trunk! We desperately need balance. When Confusion and Anger are the only voices in your head, the future will appear hopeless and depressing. By opening the door to Youth and Maturity, we embrace all of those wonderful feelings that make us want to laugh, sing, dance, and play. It&#8217;s in your own best interest&#8230; so let&#8217;s do this&#8230; on the count of three.</p>
<p>ONE&#8230;</p>
<p>TWO&#8230;</p></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/phx2011/16.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">THREE! <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Thanks for coming along everyone&#8230; see you next time!</p></div>
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		<title>Video Game Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/09/video-game-vacation/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Video-Game-Vacation.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Video Game Vacation" title="Video Game Vacation" /></a>At this point, I have set an expectation that all travel adventures will be accompanied by a simultaneous fictional storyline posted to facebook. At least it gives me something to think about while on the road. This third narrative was posted between the dates of June 18-25, 2011 as I drove to Myrtle Beach and <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/09/video-game-vacation/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/09/video-game-vacation/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Video-Game-Vacation.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Video Game Vacation" title="Video Game Vacation" /></a><p>At this point, I have set an expectation that all travel adventures will be accompanied by a simultaneous fictional storyline posted to facebook.  At least it gives me something to think about while on the road.  This third narrative was posted between the dates of June 18-25, 2011 as I drove to Myrtle Beach and back.  This trip&#8217;s theme was a video-game storyline.  I believe my original album title on facebook was something like &#8220;GTA 3 &#8211; Myrtle Beach&#8221;.  I&#8217;m thinking I could have done a lot more with this one, but these evolve with the trip.  Nothing is ever predictable.  Once again, thanks to everyone who participated!</p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p00.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">WOW! Talk about a realistic 3D video game&#8230; this is cool! How in the hell are you supposed to control this thing?</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p01.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Game Start</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p02.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Aww, c&#8217;mon&#8230; I hit the button!!!!</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p03.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Let&#8217;s try this again.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p04.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Score! Looks like you earn points by picking up miscellaneous items along the way.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p05.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Oooh, first task! Kill the Neosho Ogre and steal his car. I can handle this.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p06.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Piece of cake! Starting to get the hang of this. Away I go!!!</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p07.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">D&#8217;oh!!! Should&#8217;ve seen that one coming.</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p08.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Did you *SERIOUSLY* think you could make fun of *NASHVILLE* and get away with it?!?? We don&#8217;t take kindly to that kinda thing around here. Three&#8230; two&#8230; one&#8230;</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p09.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Sigh.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p10.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">YES!!!</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p11.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">500 points&#8230; same as the Twizzlers.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p12.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Energy/Stamina +5</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p13.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">OK, third task. Where the birds have found decent fishing, dive in and catch something with your bare hands! No problem.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p14.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">&#8230; guess I forgot that large schools of fish can also attract sharks.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p15.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Harumph.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p16.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">What happened?! Did I press something by mistake?</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p17.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Pac Man?!?? How the heck did I get into a Pac Man game? Hmmm. Maybe if I press this here&#8230;</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p18.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Huh? This just isn&#8217;t right. Let&#8217;s try that again&#8230;</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p19.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">No, no, no, no, NO!</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p20.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Ah&#8230; that&#8217;s better. Back on the road!</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p21.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">That was close&#8230; but score!</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p22.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Looks like all food items &#8212; without regard for flashback relevance &#8212; end up being worth about 500 points.</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p23.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Final task. Car Stolen. Find a way home and have fun doing it. Think of the possibilities! Movies show that hitchhiking can bring excitement! Adventure! Romance! Fortune! &#8230;</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p24.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">So much for the movie life. At least there are only 650 miles left. 649&#8230; 648&#8230;</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p25.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">Game Over. Final Mileage Bonus!</div>
<p>&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/content/2011/mbeach2011/p99.jpg" alt="" /></div>
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		<title>Bartles &amp; Jaymes Wine Coolers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 11:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/bartles-james-wine-coolers/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bartles-Jaymes.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Bartles Jaymes" title="Bartles Jaymes" /></a>Bartles &#38; Jaymes will need no introduction if you watched television in the mid-1980&#8242;s. How all of this ends up on YouTube, I&#8217;ll never know&#8230; but I&#8217;m glad it does. We thank you for your support.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/bartles-james-wine-coolers/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bartles-Jaymes.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Bartles Jaymes" title="Bartles Jaymes" /></a><p>Bartles &amp; Jaymes will need no introduction if you watched television in the mid-1980&#8242;s. How all of this ends up on YouTube, I&#8217;ll never know&#8230; but I&#8217;m glad it does.  We thank you for your support.</p>
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		<title>I Want Candy (Bow Wow Wow)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 02:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/bow-wow-wow/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bow-Wow-Wow.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Bow Wow Wow" title="Bow Wow Wow" /></a>Another flashback to the early days of MTV. The appearance of this video coincided with my first crush on a woman with a mohawk. Chance of this song getting stuck in my head? At least 80 percent.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/bow-wow-wow/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bow-Wow-Wow.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Bow Wow Wow" title="Bow Wow Wow" /></a><p>Another flashback to the early days of MTV.  The appearance of this video coincided with my first crush on a woman with a mohawk.  <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   Chance of this song getting stuck in my head?  At least 80 percent. </p>
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		<title>The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 14:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/the-spanish-inquisition/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Spanish-Inquisition.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Spanish Inquisition" title="Spanish Inquisition" /></a>When I was a kid, the silliness of Monty Python would make me laugh for hours on end (and I still find most of it pretty darn funny). The &#8220;Spanish Inquisition&#8221; episode was one that really stood out for me, and resulted in a new catch phrase being forever implanted in my vocabulary. Do I <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/the-spanish-inquisition/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/the-spanish-inquisition/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Spanish-Inquisition.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Spanish Inquisition" title="Spanish Inquisition" /></a><p>When I was a kid, the silliness of Monty Python would make me laugh for hours on end (and I still find most of it pretty darn funny).  The &#8220;Spanish Inquisition&#8221; episode was one that really stood out for me, and resulted in a new catch phrase being forever implanted in my vocabulary.  Do I really need to say it?  <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/down-with-the-ship/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Scatterbrain.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Scatterbrain" title="Scatterbrain" /></a>Why this song suddenly popped into my head is beyond me. Released in 1990, the song is built over a collection of familiar classic-rock riffs and drum fills. I was glad I could find it on YouTube, but apparently I never saw the video before. To be honest, I find the video to be a <a href='http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/down-with-the-ship/' class='excerpt-more'>[... read more ...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.pmkelly.com/2011/08/down-with-the-ship/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Scatterbrain.jpg" class="attachment-medium wp-post-image" alt="Scatterbrain" title="Scatterbrain" /></a><p>Why this song suddenly popped into my head is beyond me.  Released in 1990, the song is built over a collection of familiar classic-rock riffs and drum fills.  I was glad I could find it on YouTube, but apparently I never saw the video before.  To be honest, I find the video to be a distraction.  It&#8217;s still a fun song.  <img src='http://www.pmkelly.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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