Pokemon Black & White: New Editions

Motivational

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:52:59 GMT

(It's a poster! Hilda and Hilbert are reading it.)
Hilda: Sigh... I miss this comic's regular updates.

Overflow

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 11:45:00 GMT

Sunrise of xmas

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 08:25:48 GMT

(Title card. Cheren says "happy" and Bianca says "xmas")
Sunrise on Xmas day.
(Chili tries to figure out the mysteries of a box, and his bros catch him.
Lenora either takes of gives a gift to an exhaused Hawes. Watchog judges.
Burgh has decided to become spiderman. He wears a cape and hangs miles off the ground. Good luck in the new year, Burgh!
One of the subway bros is crawling for a present hidden in the other brother's room! Pokemon watch on judgmentally.)
Gift wrap: DO NOT OPEN - UNTIL XMAS DAY
(Elese contemplates the outfit she'll be modeling this xmas.
Clay sneaks in a last minute charitable donation, after being haunted by ghosts and having his own "christmas carol" story)
Sign on tree: GIVING TREE
(Skyla holds a sack and prepares to shoot herself into the blue yonder.
Brycen meditates, but his pokemon shows him an xmas movie which is oddly familiar...
Iris helps Drayden be Santa)
Another sign: PHOTO WITH SANTA
Another sign: FREE
(The elite four catch hovering gifts. IT'S NOT CAITLIN'S FAULT THEY ARE FLOATING DON'T ACCUSE HER OF THAT
Hilda and Hilbert snooze in a grassy void. A certain jolly bearded fellow in red and his reindeer fly on past. Oooh)
The author loves you: Happy Holidays to all readers! :)

Happy Holidays!

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:30:38 GMT

Hubba hubba <3 ;o

mai kawaii otp WARNING ITS A HIATUS ANNOUNCEMENT

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 08:09:00 GMT

Why. Just why do you need a transcript.

What fanon has taught us about the Striaton brothers!

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 23:22:00 GMT

THE BEST SHIPPING GUIDE By Ocsquad
(A picture of Scene-y bopper hearting dent) GIMMEDENTSHIPPING (GIMME DENT SHIPPING)
(A picture of Original Miku Do Not Steal getting Cilan's *sigh* face) CILANKISSMESHIPPING (CILAN KISS ME SHIPPING)
(A picture of Kawaii U getting her lust on, and Dentokuuuun's flight or fight responce triggering) KAWAIIWITHMEDENTOKUNOMGHURRYSHIPPING (KAWAII WITH ME DENTOKUN OMG HURRY SHIPPING)

(In the middle panel, a convoluted spotlight hangs over three siloettes)
Title: What has Fanon taught us about... The identity of these men?!

NO PERSONALITY GUIDE
(Chili) = ANGRY GUY (like all red-heads)
(Cress) = FUN-HATING STRAIGHT MAN (he hates fun)
(Cilan) = SILLY RANDOM WACKY GUY

(Now we arrive at a very pink panel filled with some strong female characters)
SFX: TAH DAH
Caption: Sometimes they are women! When they are, they wear 90% less fabric!

(Off to the left is your typical genderbender)
So much a woman cilan: I'm a woman and I like makeup and boys and being sexy and pink and giggling and sex in the city and rom-coms and kawaii and TEE HEE HEE

(More monkeys than a Johnathon Coulton song fill the middle)
Caption: They are their signature pokemon!

The monkey levels vary
(Diagram of varying monkey levels. Chili looks human, but has a caption over him, reading): Actually a were-pokemon

(Helpful sceney bopper with a horrible finger) Caption: Oh no my finger (looks down upon the next fun fax)
Sceney bopper caption: every fanon relates to this one (arrow pointing to the next middle panel)

(The next middle panel is a shadow triad, rendered in amazing high-resolution graphics.)
Caption: (Shadow Triad) x 3
Striaton Bros=Shadow Triad!!!

(Arrow pointing to a new fun fax, with Ash and Iris standing there with a Triad member)
Caption: EVEN IN THE ANIME!

(Cilan is Two-Face)
Caption: I AM ANGST ABOUT BEING A SHADOW TRIAD

(Cilan is dressing up as N, and recieving a 2x bishonen combo)
Caption: Some days... CILAN IS N :0

(FINAL PANEL. The Striaton Bros are bumbling around in full colour, failing to carry piles of blobby sludge around some place with tables and wallpaper. Cilan is tripping over, and letting his orange goop fall to the floor. Chili is pinching his tiny anime nose, and trying not to smell his green goop. Cress is spilling water on himself, and melting. Melting!)
Caption: They are only human but also TERRIBLE WAITERS

(Off to one side, the Bros and knifing the ink out of each other.)
Caption: THE BROS DONT LOVE EACH OTHER They want to kill each other!

(Final pic! The caption explains it perfectly.)
Caption: SEXXXY LADY MONKEY SHADOW TRIAN CLUTZ

OMG HALLOWEEN COMIC

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:23:27 GMT

Sceney bopper: We're in a bad Creepy-Pasta!
Sceney is... Girl!Burgh closet cosplay
(Some Unown in the background spell the word DIE.)

Kawaii U: With lots of... jam?
(in the background: Jam?)
U is... her fantroll
There is a profile for the fantroll: You are KAWAII COOL, and
are the daughter of JOHN
and KARKAT. You are
MATESPIRITS with GAMZEE
due to some TIME TRAVEL
ADVENTURES. Your blood
color is RAINBOW and
can CHANGE WITH YOUR
MOOD. Because of this
blood, you are picked
on a lot. Otherwise, you
would be called VERY
BEAUTIFUL by other trolls.

Original Miku: And Missingno (small hearts float around inside her speech bubble)
Miku is... Italy (from memory)
In the background, is Glitch City and of course, Missingno.

AND NOW YOU'VE BEEN SUCKED INSIDE THE GAME :0
(oh. my. gosh. Its in Chiller font as well RUN)

Long distance: First fight in Sinnoh!

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:24:16 GMT

(The rude gent who Cheren just slammed into turns out to be chatty!)
???: Hey... Are you new here?
Cheren: Yes (In a big pink speech bubble)
???: Cool! (In a tiny panel) I'm a bit of a star here! (The ??? man shows his nametag, which reads "Barry - Staff". It seems as if this fellows name is Barry AS IF YOU WERE SHOCKED) Battle me and i'll show you around!
Cheren: I don't need that. But I am interested in seeing what Sinnoh trainers are like, so...
Cheren: Liepard!
Barry: Staraptor!
(VERSUS)
Cheren: Liepard, Fake out!
(Perfect hit! Staraptor flinched!)
Barry: Wow! If you have fake out, you use it. Ya know! But next turn, Staraptor is faster, so it will use... FLY!!!
Cheren: I can't hit him. I'll use a move I don't need. Just use another Fake out.
Barry: Come back!
Cheren: Huh?
Barry: Now... Infernape!
(Cheren was tricked! He doesn't like feeling a fool...)
Cheren: But... But...
Barry: Like my 'fake out?' The frontier brains always so things like that! So... If you can't keep up with the heat, get outta the kitchen!!
(Liepard fainted! Cheren is shocked.)
Cheren: Hmm... he knows his stuff. He predicts me well. I need to defy his expectations, but how?
Barry: Who will you pick?
(Awkward silence, before a speech bupple breaks the silence!)
???: BARRY!
(It's another guy Cheren doesn't know. SPOILER ALERT: It's Palmer, who is Barry's dad, who is a frontier brain.)
Palmer: Did you see anything?
(Gosh another awkward silence so soon!)
Barry: Sorry! (Sweatdropu)
Cheren: Huh. Sinnoh is different.

Long Distance: Arrival in Sinnoh

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 03:00:13 GMT

(Everyone is still on a boat. Cynthia looks out at the lighthouse, Bianca and Cheren sit around and derp, and some SPECIAL CAMEOS join us on the boat.
Then! The lighthouse begins to flicker on and off. And sometimes black.)

Cynthia: How odd...
Cheren: ? (QUESTION MARK)
Cynthia: The lighthouse is buzzing oddly.
Cheren: That doesn't matter. It's day.

(An announcement comes over a long shot of the boat, made by the boat's ghostly crew.)
Narration: Prepare to disembark!

Cheren: Huh? (He is clearly in awe of this plot twist) I need to get ready to leave!
Cynthia: I'll be getting off at the mainland.
Cheren: So... this is bye.

(Cheren gives Bianca a hug, and shakes Cynthia's hand. He disembarks the boat and wanders through to the battle frontier. He is admiring the scenery in front of him, before encountering a large gap between panels.

Like, this long.

Before SOME GUY decides to thud right into him.)

Sinnoh Long Distance

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:29:19 GMT

Comic 20 will be going live shortly. Here are some sprites based on that comic.

Child-sized B/W characters

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 08:38:29 GMT

Child sized sprites of most of Black/White's unique-sprited characters. They could also be D/P/P sized, hence the alternative sprites for Brycen and Drayden.

Honey Burgh sprite!

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 08:35:05 GMT

Honey Burgh, who appears in Comic #9

The OC Squad sprites!

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 08:29:53 GMT

All natural childhood

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 GMT

A Kawaii U childhood

(N is happy with a Pokemon.)

U: Natural is a baka name! I'll just call you N.

By U aged 4

What fanon has taught us about the Battle Subway bosses!

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:00:00 GMT

It is impossible for... Emmet to frown Ingo to smile

Despite looking exactly the same... INGO IS WAY THE HOTTEST

The subway bosses live together! They love in the Battle subway!

Ich und mein bruder akzente so thick sie can barely vead diese rede boxen.

A human is normally full of organs! But Emmet is full of Joltik!

they share everything... even lovers!

Marysue x Ingo OTP

Ingo has really badly-drawn abs (that blush)

Their (sic) is a thrid subway boss who is grey! ...or rainbow!!!!!1

Emmet is a huge child who plays on playgrounds!!! (ingo has to parent him)

IN FACT < Ingo had to raise Emmet because their parents died from angst!

Ingo always brings a sword to a gun-fight!

Emmet things everything is adorable! ...Everything.

Emmet is secretly depressed. (in a kawaii way)

...and they would be right at home in my little pony!