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Low salary expectations!

Toddler-like discounts when travelling for road-tours!

Just got a knack for raising a racket!

I finally have my own mobile phone! Yay!

Thanks Ah Ma for noticing how much I like to hang on to any mobile phones and buying me one, even when I cannot even hold it properly, or sometimes even in an upside down position!

Finally a phone that I can press the buttons all day long without any”Collin, don’t press any button!” or “Collin, be careful with the phone..”, etc.

Funny thing is my phone seems to be only able to make some repetitive, annoying sounds. Must be some weird radio stations it scanned. I guess that’s why people say mobile phones are so complex these days – all sorts of function makes everything more confusing! Heck, I can’t even find the dial button on my phone!

Ah well, here’s hoping I can find some mobile game function too. Of course, I can always go offline and play with Mei-Mei lie action figure! Hee!

For example, check out this uber-cool feeding set that I have! The colour on the spoon is heat sensitive so whenever the food is too hot, the colour will change and warn Papa or Mama NOT to feed me yet!! In addition, the bowl that is pictured with it below also comes equipped with a suction base so it is non-slip. works especially well on glass or tiled surfaces!

And that’s not all! This next gadget makes Papa look like a pro when handling me in the bathroom! A simple yet innovative concept of equipping a hammock-like netting onto the bathtub ensures the bathing baby is placed in a most comfortable and lazy position whilst enjoying the bath! Super cool!

makes me wonder if they’ll invent a feeding spoon that can tell if the food is yummy or yucky next?…hee!

One toy in particular is rather interesting. This potato-shaped thingy has those slots where you can customise the look like the eyes, ears, nose, mouth, hands, etc. The amount of odd-shaped creations is almost endless!

Anyway, Koko Collin can get carried away when playing with his toys sometimes that he forgets I’m observing close-by…so I do get the occasional piece placed wrongly….sigh.

Seriously, do I look like some potato?!!

The road to Malaysia's Thomas Cup begins here....

"All for one and one for all!" - Angie and I gung-ho on bringing back the Thomas Cup...

Big 4X4 land cruiser…durable, tough, big, macho..I like! ;-D

F1 race car…sleek, fast, cool, exhilarating…I also like!

Taking Mei-mei for a ride in my pedal car….I LOVE the BEST!

Amongst my favourites include classic Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Kookoobara, Do Re Mi, Old McDonald and How Much is that Doggy.

Of course, presentation is important as well…so whenever possible, I will whip out my ‘guitar’ and serenade..

…or I would get hold of my stool ala toy box ala step stand ala music stage…take anything that resembles a microphone and start my self-karaoke session..hehe.

Duet, anyone?

Recently, I saw a new addition in Auntie D’s house, and best of all, it can only fit me! me! me! Yup, it’s a hot new spanking walker! Thanks Uncle Pablo for lending it to me for a while!

Whilst it is rather exciting to finally get behind the wheel (of sorts), I am still confused why adults call this the walker? After all, it does have so many wheels beneath it and I do get ‘pushed’ around a lot. Perhaps, it ought to be renamed as ‘pusher’ or ‘wheels’ or something to that effect.

Anyway, it does help boost my confidence and courage to try to stand and support myself more often – especially at home when there’s no walker (there’s still a pusher called Koko Collin though…:-p) and I’d need to build my muscles to help me stand and hold on to things.

Getting the best of both worlds, I guess…hee!

1. Garden hose. Just carry me around a park filled with beautiful flowers. Stop every now and then and allow me to ‘do my job’ of spraying water (err..saliva) everywhere..

2. Glass cleaner. Although I haven’t mastered the ’streaming’ skills yet, my spraying skills is good enough to be brought around whenever and wherever a glass panel or window needs to be cleaned…

3. Spectacle washer. Simply carry me and position my face to face your face. Make sure you have your pair of glasses on. My jet spray will clean those lenses and make all things clear again in no time!

4. Candle blower. Need some water to put on small fires, like say, a lit candle on a cake? Me! me! me!

5. Air cond. Sometimes when I run low on liquids, you may actually get some cool, refreshing air coming out through my vents. Definitely a must have during the hot season!