On today's Barstool Radio: Everyone wants to become a member of the Monster Hits Only Club, Greenie found a new way to piss of Dave with his headlines, and more.

Man of the Year runner ups and Team Portnoy members Greg Olsen and Kyle Rudolph join the show to talk some football, Barstool, and more. Kirk confronted Roger Goodell this morning and got a swift jab to the ribs that needs critical medical treatment.

Another wild week on Barstool Radio for a variety of different reasons. Robbie recaps his experience in Vegas watching the McGregor fight and post-fight mayhem. The Yankees fans in the office have difficulty coping with getting eliminated by the Red Sox so they lash out at each other. Goodfellas in Lexington came through with an all-time pizza review for all the wrong reasons. In an ironic twist Frankie calls in to Barstool Radio to explain why he was late for a private jet. All this and more on Barstool Radio.

After making his debut yesterday, Grant the Trucker makes a triumphant return. He made his own Twitter just to follow the show so we encourage the audience to follow him. We take calls about delivery drivers and Frankie gets roasted when he won't make a Call Of The Day noise without Dave on the show.

Nate and Dave go at each other after Nate takes several shots at Dave in his latest blog trashing Johnny Football. This leads to Dave questioning whether or not Nate is a company man, specifically because he wouldn't do video content where he is Smitty's trainer for his upcoming Rough N Rowdy fight. Smitty comes in to yell at Nate for not wanting to do what he perceives is best for the company. 

Dave was a guest on Tucker's Carlson show on Friday so we call up Mr. Portnoy to hear what he thought about Dave going on FOX News. Mr. Portnoy thought Dave did pretty well aside from the shape his hair was in. A stoolie made what looked like a video intro for Mr. Portnoy's not-yet confirmed SIRIUS show, and it duped Mr. Portnoy into thinking his show had been greenlit. Mr. Portnoy wants to do an interview-style show because he can be better than Larry King, especially with the help of his jokester best friend Cousin Murray. 

Fran makes a bold move by taking an extended vacation after the holiday break, and Dave notices. He would have liked her to be a part of today's radio show but she is nowhere to be found. Fran calls in and does her best to explain herself, but she gets stuck with a new nickname that probably isn't going anywhere anytime soon. 

The first show of 2018 was done from inside a refrigerator a.k.a. the Barstool Radio room. Even though it's 2018 we still haven't figured out how to keep the radio room above freezing. Dave and Francis randomly saw each other out in NYC three days in a row, so they are basically best friends now. Carrabis has slowly become one of the biggest hardos in the office and it is starting to annoy Dave.

It's the last show of 2017 and not much has changed. Once again, Mets ownership causes Kevin to lose his mind. Kevin has another all-time Mets rant because Jeff Wilpon has no idea what he is doing. 

Dave has worn the same jacket in his pizza reviews for the last month, so he was pretty pissed to see Office Manager Brett wearing the same one at the company Christmas party last night. He can't believe the advertisers thought it was smart to send an entire box of jackets to HQ so guys like Brett and Robbie Fox end up wearing them. Dave gets the co-founder of the jacket company on the phone to ask them how they let this happen.

Nobody knows how merciless the merch game can be better than Feitelberg, and this time he's the victim. Roger Goodell and the NFL are jacking his idea by selling "Sundays Are For The" themed shirts for every team. Kevin and Feits actually respect the hell out of this move, however villainous it may be. We call Mr. Michael Portnoy Esq. for some legal advice and his accent incepts Kevin's brain.

With Rough N Rowdy just a few days away, we reminisce about the other large events we have put on in the past, specifically the Barstool Blackout Tour. Julie Stewart-Binks learns all about the history of the Blackout Tour, from putting the shows together, to Glenn the Foam Guy, to the press coverage that tried to sink the pirate ship. We look back on one of Dave's favorite Barstool videos ever, 'Barstool Sports is a pirate."

As Rough N Rowdy 1: There Will Be Blood approaches, Ria and Big Cat are starting to get a little nervous that Hank won't beat Tex. Big Cat calls Tex a pussy, and this prompts the two to engage in fisticuffs. Kevin met his hero Mike Francesa yesterday, and that reminds Dave of the time his dad called Boston radio host Eddie Andelman to defend a boxer named Dangerous Dana Rosenblatt. Andelman called Mr. Portnoy a pinhead and Dave will never forget it.

People are mad online about Dave's latest pizza review because of the way Dave treated a homeless guy. However, the homeless guy knew about apps, had nice shoes, and said artichoke pizza was the best kind of pizza, so we have doubts he was even homeless at all. A WFAN caller asked Mike Francesa if he was on Team Portnoy, which led to Mike giving us props for our edginess. Despite how much he likes our Francesa-inspired t-shirts, he says he will not be joining Barstool after his run at WFAN is over next week.

Frankie poses a hypothetical to Julie: Could 1984 Wayne Gretzky make an NHL team in the year 2017? Frankie says that since the style of play was so different back then that Gretzky wouldn't even be able to make an NHL roster today. Ryan Whitney and Stu Feiner call in to tell Frankie how absolutely wrong his take is. 

Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all the Barstool Radio listeners. Kevin is not planning on enjoying his Thanksgiving because he has to host. Big Cat defends Thanksgiving as a great holiday, mainly because football is on. Big Cat also makes fun of All Business Pete because he doesn't actually do any work, and Trent makes a guest appearance because he'll be all alone on Thanksgiving.

On today's episode of Barstool Radio we are joined by former Edmonton Oiler and current Barstool podcast host Ryan Whitney. Whit talks with us about he current conditions of the Goalie Challenge, and his NHL fighting career. Whit and Dave also get into a heated disagreement about pizza which dissolves into name-calling.