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    <title>QUEER EYE for the PINK EYE's Podcast</title>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Vancouver's Queer Comedy Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:author>QUEER EYE for the PINK EYE</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>We're so gay that even straight people like us.  We're two roommates from Vancouver who laugh it up with a new guest every week.  Our show aims to bring queer content to the world of podcasting and LOL's to your day.  Snicker silently to yourself on the bus or walking down the street as we talk our way through re-occuring segments such as "Cartoon Sex", "Punch in the Face", "Oprah's Favorite Wish", "Gay Wand", and many more. &#13;
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*Disclaimer:  Includes explicit content and offensive humour.  Don't take us seriously as we surely don't. </itunes:summary>
    
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      <title>Episode 6 - Jelly Muffin (featuring Erica)</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/0e/4d/bb/queereye4pinkeye/3000x3000_3930102.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Episode 6 (6 6 the satanic episode) Erica gives us a taste of what callers will get if they call her phone sex line.  Ok...it's not a real phone sex line.  Erica deciphers Destiny's Child lyrics, helps Joey explain the circle jerk cracker legend to Dianna, talks about hetero butt sex, and much more.  

Segments include:  Weekly Highlights, Gay Wand, Comebacks, Gay Slang, and He/She Said Minute.  </description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 05:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In Episode 6 (6 6 the satanic episode) Erica gives us a taste of what callers will get if they call her phone sex line.  Ok...it's not a real phone sex line.  Erica deciphers Destiny's Child lyrics, helps Joey explain the circle jerk cracker legend to Dianna, talks about hetero butt sex, and much more.  

Segments include:  Weekly Highlights, Gay Wand, Comebacks, Gay Slang, and He/She Said Minute.  </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In Episode 6 (6 6 the satanic episode) Erica gives us a taste of what callers will get if they ca...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 5 - The Fingering of Sean Connery (featuring Ashley)</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/0e/4d/bb/queereye4pinkeye/3000x3000_3896315.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 5 was almost titled "Confessions of a Demented Librarian" as our guest was exactly that.  We invited Ashley into our Quair to give Mikel a run for his money for most disturbed guest.  Her perspective on life is so unique and entertaining that this episode will surely leave you in stiches...............from all the puking you'll do.  Don't worry, we cut out the section where she talks about trans-anal loafing.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 08:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 5 was almost titled "Confessions of a Demented Librarian" as our guest was exactly that.  We invited Ashley into our Quair to give Mikel a run for his money for most disturbed guest.  Her perspective on life is so unique and entertaining that this episode will surely leave you in stiches...............from all the puking you'll do.  Don't worry, we cut out the section where she talks about trans-anal loafing.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Episode 5 was almost titled "Confessions of a Demented Librarian" as our guest was exactly that. ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 4 - The Euthanasiation of Mr. Mistoffelees</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/0e/4d/bb/queereye4pinkeye/3000x3000_3866713.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're back!  We brought in the man who's voice will make your womb tremble, Marco the Marvelous.  Listen in to hear Marco rant &amp; rave about everything from sexy ankles to arts education funding cuts.  We bring back the segments 'Punch in the Face', 'Gay Wand', 'Comebacks', and 'Hollywood's Next' and intro two NEW SEGMENTS!  Want to find out what a Celestial Queer Sour is??  Then download Episode 4 - The Euthanasiation of Mr. Mistoffelees.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 04:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We're back!  We brought in the man who's voice will make your womb tremble, Marco the Marvelous.  Listen in to hear Marco rant &amp; rave about everything from sexy ankles to arts education funding cuts.  We bring back the segments 'Punch in the Face', 'Gay Wand', 'Comebacks', and 'Hollywood's Next' and intro two NEW SEGMENTS!  Want to find out what a Celestial Queer Sour is??  Then download Episode 4 - The Euthanasiation of Mr. Mistoffelees.

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      <title>Episode 3 - Circumcision du Soleil (featuring Mikel Marton)</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/0e/4d/bb/queereye4pinkeye/3000x3000_3832153.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For our third installment of the podcast we invite the world class queer erotic photographer Mikel Marton into our vault.  In this episode, Mikel reveals a shocking cartoon crush, picks a fight with the hosts, and threatens to crack the world in half with his girthy gay wand.  

Segments include:  Weekly Highlights, Cartoon Sex, Punch in the Face, Comebacks, and Gay Wand.</description>
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Segments include:  Weekly Highlights, Cartoon Sex, Punch in the Face, Comebacks, and Gay Wand.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 2 - Faggle Rock feat. Christina</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/0e/4d/bb/queereye4pinkeye/3000x3000_3773108.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen as our first ever GUEST, Christina, snort laughs her way through some new segments.  Highlights include the most horrific first masterbation story ever, a revelation that Christina has a thing for centaurs, and Joey's discovery as to why he should never again ask Christina or Dianna for good comebacks.     </description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 03:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Listen as our first ever GUEST, Christina, snort laughs her way through some new segments.  Highlights include the most horrific first masterbation story ever, a revelation that Christina has a thing for centaurs, and Joey's discovery as to why he should never again ask Christina or Dianna for good comebacks.     </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 1 - It Begins </title>
      <description>&lt;img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/0e/4d/bb/queereye4pinkeye/3000x3000_3772987.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode we talk about pod people, cartoon sex, who we want to punch and much more.  Listen to find out what Dianna's racist aunt says about asian drivers and to hear who Joey would want to share the stage with.

Segments include:  Weekly Highlights, Cartoon Sex, Oprah's Favourite Things, and Who do you want to Punch in the Face?. </description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 20:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode we talk about pod people, cartoon sex, who we want to punch and much more.  Listen to find out what Dianna's racist aunt says about asian drivers and to hear who Joey would want to share the stage with.

Segments include:  Weekly Highlights, Cartoon Sex, Oprah's Favourite Things, and Who do you want to Punch in the Face?. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode we talk about pod people, cartoon sex, who we want to punch and much more.  Liste...</itunes:subtitle>
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