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		<title>Reasons That the Super Bowl Party You're Attending Isn't Very Enjoyable</title>
		<description>by Baron von Funny
Guess you should've gone to that National Weatherperson's Day party instead.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Baron von Funny</p>
<p>Guess you should've gone to that National Weatherperson's Day party instead.</p>
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		<category>Sports</category>
		<link>http://www.poopreading.com/2012/02/reasons_that_the_super_bowl_party_youre_attending_isnt_very/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The Accidental Rebranding of Komen for the Cure</title>
		<description>by Kivi Leroux Miller, Kivi's Nonprofit Communications Blog
A pretty fascinating look at the rapid fallout.--TG</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Kivi Leroux Miller, Kivi's Nonprofit Communications Blog</p>
<p>A pretty fascinating look at the rapid fallout.<em>&#8212;TG</em></p>
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		<category>Politics Society</category>
		<link>http://www.nonprofitmarketingguide.com/blog/2012/02/01/the-accidental-rebranding-of-komen-for-the-cure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The Story of a Suicide</title>
		<description>by Ian Parker, The New Yorker
The details behind the infamous Rutgers University webcam incident, reported with remarkable depth and nuance.--BK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Ian Parker, The New Yorker</p>
<p>The details behind the infamous Rutgers University webcam incident, reported with remarkable depth and nuance.<em>&#8212;BK</em></p>
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		<category>Society</category>
		<link>http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/02/06/120206fa_fact_parker?currentPage=all</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The 10 Best Super Bowls in Trivia History</title>
		<description>by Ken Jennings, Grantland.com
We could all probably use just a tiny bit more Ken Jennings in our lives.--JM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Ken Jennings, Grantland.com</p>
<p>We could all probably use just a tiny bit more Ken Jennings in our lives.<em>&#8212;JM</em></p>
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		<category>Pop Culture Society Sports</category>
		<link>http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7528909/jeopardy-super-champion-ken-jennings-10-best-super-bowls-trivia-history</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Best of Baron von Funny: December 2010-January 2011</title>
		<description>by Baron von Funny
From Derek Jeter's contract to Santa's naughty list to New Year's resolutions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Baron von Funny</p>
<p>From Derek Jeter's contract to Santa's naughty list to New Year's resolutions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.</p>
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		<category>Politics Pop Culture Society Sports</category>
		<link>http://www.poopreading.com/2012/02/best_of_baron_von_funny_dec2010_jan2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Tom Brady: Using the Wrong Part Of His Brain Since 2008</title>
		<description>by Neil Minkoff, National Review
The part about the trap shooter? That's TOTALLY me when I play Nintendo Wii bowling.--JM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Neil Minkoff, National Review</p>
<p>The part about the trap shooter? That's <em>totally</em> me when I play Nintendo Wii bowling.<em>&#8212;JM</em></p>
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		<category>Sports</category>
		<link>http://www.nationalreview.com/right-field/289677/tom-brady-using-wrong-part-his-brain-2008-neil-minkoff</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Newsweek's Oscar Roundtable Reveals Actors' Private Parts</title>
		<description>by David Ansen, Newsweek
Ignore the terrible headline and enjoy the discussion, which was always one of my favorite features back when I actually had a subscription to Newsweek.--BK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by David Ansen, Newsweek</p>
<p>Ignore the terrible headline and enjoy the discussion, which was always one of my favorite features back when I actually had a subscription to Newsweek.<em>&#8212;BK</em></p>
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		<category>Pop Culture</category>
		<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/01/22/newsweek-s-oscar-roundtable-reveals-actors-private-parts.print.html</link>
		<guid>http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/01/22/newsweek-s-oscar-roundtable-reveals-actors-private-parts.print.html</guid>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Surprising Moments From President Obama's State of the Union Address</title>
		<description>by Baron von Funny
You can't spell 'State of the Union' without 'uneaten fish toot.'</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Baron von Funny</p>
<p>You can't spell "State of the Union" without "uneaten fish toot."</p>
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		<category>Politics</category>
		<link>http://www.poopreading.com/2012/01/surprising_moments_from_president_obamas_state_of_the_union/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>President John Tyler's Grandchildren Still Alive</title>
		<description>by Mackenzie Weinger, Politico.com
John Tyler, our 10th president, was born in 1790. Two of his biological grandsons live among us today. And amazingly, this story contains no references to zombification.--JM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Mackenzie Weinger, Politico.com</p>
<p>John Tyler, our 10th president, was born in 1790. Two of his biological grandsons live among us today. And amazingly, this story contains no references to zombification.<em>&#8212;JM</em></p>
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		<category>Politics Pop Culture Society</category>
		<link>http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/72021.html</link>
		<guid>http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/72021.html</guid>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Don't Carpe Diem</title>
		<description>by Glennon Melton, Momastery
Helpful perspective on how impossible it is to 'enjoy every minute' of parenting.--TG</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Glennon Melton, Momastery</p>
<p>Helpful perspective on how impossible it is to "enjoy every minute" of parenting.<em>&#8212;TG</em></p>
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		<category>Society</category>
		<link>http://momastery.com/blog/2012/01/04/2011-lesson-2-dont-carpe-diem/</link>
		<guid>http://momastery.com/blog/2012/01/04/2011-lesson-2-dont-carpe-diem/</guid>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Other Ways Mark Wahlberg Would Have Changed History If Only He'd Been There</title>
		<description>by Baron von Funny
Watch out, John Wilkes Booth - you're about to get Italian Jobbed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Baron von Funny</p>
<p>Watch out, John Wilkes Booth &#8211; you're about to get Italian Jobbed!</p>
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		<category>Pop Culture Society</category>
		<link>http://www.poopreading.com/2012/01/other_ways_mark_wahlberg_would_have_changed_history_if_only_hed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>I hope SOPA passes.</title>
		<description>by George 'Maddox' Ouzounian, The Best Page in the Universe
An interesting take on the controversy of the week, in Maddox's typical opinionated but well-reasoned style.--JS</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by George 'Maddox' Ouzounian, The Best Page in the Universe</p>
<p>An interesting take on the controversy of the week, in Maddox's typical opinionated but well-reasoned style.<em>&#8212;JS</em></p>
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		<category>Politics Society Technology</category>
		<link>http://maddox.xmission.com/</link>
		<guid>http://maddox.xmission.com/</guid>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The Bob Famine: Athletes Aren't Named 'Bob' Anymore and There's Nothing We Can Do About It</title>
		<description>by Jon Bois, SBNation.com
'[A]nother of the things about Bobs: they choose to transform their given name of Robert into 'Bob,' and in so doing enter Bobhood of their own accord.' That might be the best thing anybody's ever written.--JM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Jon Bois, SBNation.com</p>
<p>"[A]nother of the things about Bobs: they choose to transform their given name of Robert into 'Bob,' and in so doing enter Bobhood of their own accord." That might be the best thing anybody's ever written.<em>&#8212;JM</em></p>
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		<category>Society Sports</category>
		<link>http://www.sbnation.com/2012/1/18/2713941/rip-sporting-bobs</link>
		<guid>http://www.sbnation.com/2012/1/18/2713941/rip-sporting-bobs</guid>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>9 Things I Learned In the Parent Encouragement Program, AKA Shitty Parents Anonymous</title>
		<description>by Drew Magary, Deadspin.com
'We were told there was a list out there that detailed typical behaviors for children based upon their age. Two-year-olds will throw things. Five-year-olds will break things.' My kids are five and two, and... yep.--JM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by Drew Magary, Deadspin.com</p>
<p>"We were told there was a list out there that detailed typical behaviors for children based upon their age. Two-year-olds will throw things. Five-year-olds will break things." My kids are five and two, and... yep.<em>&#8212;JM</em></p>
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		<category>Society</category>
		<link>http://deadspin.com/5875779/9-things-i-learned-in-the-parent-encouragement-program-aka-shitty-parents-anonymous</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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