Porncrank's Deep Thoughts

Sense and Sensibility

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:46:00 +0000

If I don't find the girl attractive, I don't even enjoy the feeling of her sucking my cock. Is that normal?

Montage 3

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 22:35:00 +0000

And for my third montage, I offer another Asian girl giving a blowjob. This will not surprise my close friends.

Asian Blowjob Montage

I don't think I have any other montages laying around. Maybe I'll make another. Or maybe I'll go out and get laid. We'll see.

80's Porn

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 22:09:00 +0000

I still like a lot of 80's porn. The girls were a little more natural (save for the Aqua-Net) and the atmosphere a bit less degrading. Here's a montage from one of my favorites:

Mikki Finn Montage

Technically it was made in 92, but c'mon - that's obviously the 80's.

Montages

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:12:00 +0000

Sometimes when I get bored yerking, I get the urge to be creative.

With porn, of course.

Here's a porn montage I made a long, long time ago:

Mo Montage

She's not particularly good looking, and her style is probably on the laid back side for some, but I always dug her vibe.

I generally prefer watching simple, raw porn, but I enjoy the porn editing process so I make things like this time to time.

I'll post another montage soon.

18 Year Olds

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 07:17:00 +0000

Okay, so what's the deal with 18 year olds in porn? Why is the industry so hyped up about them? The marketing obsession is so pervasive it's at this point taken for granted that every porn watching guy is dying to see 18 year old girls, and so they've got to deliver.

Ridiculous.

I don't think there's anything wrong with a healthy 18 year old doing porn if she wants. I just don't understand the particular appeal. Is there really an idea that women are at their hottest at 18 years old? I'd strongly disagree. I'd say women are generally hotter between 22 and 30 than they are at 18. If you don't believe me, note that most of the hotties you yerk to that are claiming they're 18 are actually much older.

And thank god for that. Despite what the law says, real 18 year olds are kids. Most of them look and act like kids. I don't think most guys over the age of 24 find that particularly sexy. When I think 18 year olds I think bad sense of style and annoying blather. Yet the porn makers still have girls tell the camera that they're 18 as if we wouldn't watch the same beauty if she was 22 or 24. As if simply being 18 somehow makes them hotter.

Well I'm here to say it doesn't.

I bonked an 18 year old a few times -- back before I had hair on my back. It was good, but it was not the best sex I ever had. Not even the best sex I had with her. And though she was always good looking, she was twice as hot looking at 30 as she was at 18. I shit you not. 4 out of 5 dentists agree.

Personally, I haven't had the urge to bonk an 18 year old since I was 20. Would I bonk a 25 year old? Sure - I'll hit that until I'm 70 if I can get it. But I'll gladly leave the high school seniors and college freshmen to whatever it is kids do these days. Sexting each other, I guess?

Holy Shit

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 12:15:00 +0000

I was just fucked so good I'm sitting here after the she's gone and I don't even have the urge to whip out my porn.

Wow. Just wow.

Pot

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 05:49:00 +0000

So I'm a pretty old fucker. Hell, I remember some of the 70's. Yet I didn't try pot until just recently.

I didn't really like it much. Just made me feel stupider than I am, which is pretty stupid. What's the point in that?

However, I did enjoy one thing about pot. I'll give you one guess as to what it was.

Give up?

Okay, I'll tell you: porn.

Yeah, you know it. I watched some porn when I was stoned and it was great.

Now, as much as I don't like pot, I find myself having a hankering for pot just so that I can watch porn while stoned. Does that count as addiction? And if so, is it an addiction to pot or porn? Hell if I know, but I sure would like to be blitzed and watching porn right now.

Appreciation

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 05:10:00 +0000

You know, I really like my dick.

Odds

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:30:00 +0000

Sometimes I can't tell if I've got gas or blue balls. So I yerk just in case.

Gross?

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:02:00 +0000

So Cosmo -- which I generally despise -- printed this gem of a cover recently. I think they're probably wrong that the style is "back", and the term va-jay-jay makes me cringe, but I can more or less get behind any return of the fuzzy snatch.

I have mentioned before that I'm a fan of some hair down there. And though I've yet to meet a pussy I didn't like, I do prefer trimmed, shaped, but otherwise unshaved lady parts. If you prefer something else that's fine, but I think we must all at least respect a grown woman in her more natural form.

Then I come across some online discussions of said cover. And the consensus, among my fellow internet posting losers anyway: hairy pussies are gross.

Gross?!? Yes gross. They say hairy pussies are dirty and they don't like to see them, let alone go down on them. This is coming, I swear, from the exact same individuals who have accepted anal intercourse, rimming, and the shocker as part of their sexual repertoire.

You mean to tell me that really, seriously, hair is grosser than feces? I feel that if there is a scientific scale of grossness, this statement must be demonstrably wrong. I'm not questioning those that like anal, but to claim that hair -- something on your head, something you kiss and run your fingers through -- is, when on a vagina, a grosser place to put your fingers, your dick, or your mouth than fecal-y anal parts... well it's beyond ridiculous.

I don't know if untamed va-jay-jays are back. But I think they're cool. So stop with the making women feel it's gross. Because you're fucking with my shit.

Creepy As Hell

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Tue, 18 May 2010 00:40:00 +0000

So I was digging through some old stuff and I come across this home video I made of me and an ex. I'm a nice guy so no, you're not going to get to see it. It's an old video; probably almost 20 years old. Yeah, we had home video technology back then. They called it VHS. But I copied it to the computer a couple years ago so I could have it at my fingertips. Still, I hadn't seen it in a long while.

So I'm clicking around the timeline and at some point I see her nice ass grinding on me. And I stop and watch for a moment and I'm like: yeah, she had a nice ass. And I like the way she grinds. And I'm starting to get a stiffy when I realize that in fact that is my ass and me grinding her. God damn! I just got a woody looking at myself! Is that worse than incest? I don't even know.

To be fair, the video quality is poor... the lighting isn't great and we're far away from the camera. So mistaking my own ass for hers isn't quite as ridiculous as it sounds. No really. Besides, I actually did have a nice ass back then. 20 years ago. Nowadays I don't think I could confuse my ass for anything but the wrong end of a goat, but hey, I'm still having fun.

Later in the video she did get some good grinding in. But by this point I was too creeped out to enjoy the video any more.

The Day After

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Sun, 02 May 2010 18:19:00 +0000

You ever eat a chick out so much that the underside of your tongue gets fucked up on your teeth?

How To

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 15:31:00 +0000

The Porncrank method for determining if you're honestly into a girl, or just lusting after her:

1. Yerk until you can't yerk no more.
2. If you still want to talk or hang out, then you're into her.

Ridiculous

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:33:00 +0000

I just realized that I am procrastinating over masturbation. I kind of want to yerk but I'm sitting here checking my various email accounts over and over. To avoid actually taking the time to yerk. That is a level of pathetic I thought I'd never reach.

On the upside, I am very happy with my porn collection these days. So much good stuff (once you find it), so little time!

Overuse

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:11:00 +0000

Anyone else ever worry that they might wear out their dick?

Out of the Blue

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:46:00 +0000

Some friends and I were having a discussion about blue balls. Seems that a couple of the guys in our group have never experienced this most dreaded male condition, but I confirmed that I most certainly had. Though not very often recently.

Then without warning the next day, for no reason I can imagine, I got blue balls. Out of the blue.

Can just talking about blue balls bring on a case?

It is true that I hadn't been yerking nearly as much as I should recently, but I quickly remedied that.

I usually think of blue balls as a purely bad thing... but if they can get me to refocus on what's important in my life (read: yerking) then I suppose I have to admit they have their place.

Another Hero!

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:10:00 +0000

Despite what Tina said, I'm always on the lookout for more heroes. Or at least role models. And shortly after learning about Ernest Borgnine I have found another man I can look up at with great admiration:

Masanobu Sato - World Class Wanker

There's a lot to like about that story. The process itself sounds more grueling than enjoyable, but he's such a trooper! His attitude is top notch, as well. If only more people were so proud of yerking!

I find it a bit sad that his girlfriend is only interested in sex a few times per year, but that's what masturbation is all about, right? Being self-sufficient. And who can argue against that?

Secret to Long Life

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:38:00 +0000

I've always liked Ernest Borgnine, but now he's my hero.

Lucky

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:53:00 +0000

Sometimes I think I am very lucky that I am largely an "eyes man".

I was able to have ice cream and a great talk with a girl who has oh-my-god-tits tits and maintain eye contact almost the whole time.

Thanks to my gentlemanly behavior, i think I'll get to not look directly at her tits again, which is fine with me.

Facials

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:50:00 +0000

I just realized, out of nowhere, that I don't really like facials.

I'm not talking about the spa treatment. I'm talking about blowing a load on the girl's face. It's become the One True Way to film a cumshot in porn. Of course I've seen it a million times (really, I counted) so I'm very used to it and comfortable with it. It generally goes by without me really noticing. But given the option, I'm just not a fan of the facial.

Don't get me wrong: I'm all about blowing loads in and on the women. It's just that the face seems like a particularly questionable place to do it. It seems like a high-school prank. Like giving someone a wet willie. Or like getting slimed on You Can't Do That on Television. "Ha ha -- you have gooey stuff on your face now!". Somehow, this is not a turn-on for me.

If the girl seems enthusiastic to get the load in her mouth, and some of it misses, that works. But if the goal is to splatter it on her face like a two year old flinging tapioca? Yeah, not sexy. And fuck all if it gets into her eyes. I hate watching that.

I guess facial cum splattering feeds into some kind of dominance/degradation thing? As popular as that has become -- sadly often being the point of modern porn -- I still can't get into it. I like watching people really enjoy themselves. Not just the guy: all parties. Perhaps I'm a fool and some of the women really do like it? Though my experience with having wet gooey stuff flung on my face is limited, it's pretty hard to believe that very many would be big fans.

Anyways, facials are what they are. They're not going anywhere, so I accept. But here's hoping for more money shots on the tits, the ass, the back, and the tummy. And let's not forget to include a creampie now and then.

BJ Teeth

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:17:00 +0000

I was never a picky eater, but when I was a kid I didn't like fish. I grew up in a smallish suburb and I tried it many times at restaurants or cooked at home. It always tasted kind of nasty to me. By the time I was in my late teens, I officially declared "I don't like fish".

Then several years later I had a girlfriend who loved fish. She took me to an upscale seafood place in Boston: Jonah's at the Hyatt Regency. Yeah, even back then I had the sugar mamas.

I was skeptical at first, but I reluctantly tried some salmon. And it was delicious. Then I hit some sea bass, and that was amazingly tasty too. Eventually I had tried every seafood dish they had and loved them all. And so I came to realize that I actually love fish -- it just has to be done right.

I feel similarly about BJ Teeth.

The very first blowjob I ever received had teeth in it. So much so that even though it was my first blowjob, and even though I had hitherto imagined I'd blow my load in two seconds if a girl ever got her lips around my cock, in fact I was not able to get off for a very long time. Which made it worse since I had to endure the scraping discomfort of her teeth even longer. I was only able to eventually get off when all that chaffing made my dick numb enough to ignore the pain, and then concentrating all my mental faculties on porn.

I suppose I could have asked her to stop, but c'mon, it was my first blowjob! *

A few weeks later the topic of BJ Teeth came up in polite party conversation, with some of the ladies, including my toothy girlfriend, promoting the idea of dick nibbling and such. I immediately came out as a strong opponent of BJ Teeth, claiming they never felt good and that teeth should be kept away from the cock at all times. The other fellows at the party agreed, and I imagined them (not too vividly) having gone through similarly painful situations.

Fast forward several years. My dick has been sucked many times and my latest girlfriend is an absolute master at keeping her teeth off my dick.** Going into her mouth was as smooth as a wet vagina. A smiling wet vagina with a swirling, flicking tongue. She was very creative with the blowjobs, too. She was so good that I often preferred oral to intercourse.

And then one day she used teeth.

For the first split second I was going to stop her -- but instead I waited just a moment. And wouldn't you know it, it felt great. The technique she used was to go all the way down, and then as she was coming back up slowly she'd pause for an instant and give a gentle bite, release, and go back up a little more and then pause and bite again all the way up the shaft.

Holy shit, it felt great. Later she would even include light grazing or playful nibbling on the side of the shaft or balls. It was never lazy unconscious dragging of the teeth -- she knew exactly what she was doing. It was an intentional, careful, and artful use. It wasn't continuous or often. In fact, it was a rare occurrence -- but she did it so well I came to think of it as a special treat.

In the years that followed our breakup, I encountered other women with varying levels of oral skills. None quite as bad as my first high school girlfriend, and none quite as good as the oral honey that showed me the way of the BJ Teeth. But I have on subsequent occasions found BJ Teeth to be either wonderful or awful depending on the skill of the woman wielding them.

And so like fish, I have come to appreciate BJ Teeth -- when done right.

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* I cut my first girl some slack -- I'm sure she could recite a litany of complaints about my high-school quality sexual performance.

** The girl that got me into fish was the same girl that got me into BJ Teeth. I guess I owe her a lot.

More Music

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:13:00 +0000

So over at TheSixtyOne.com the response to the last song was so positive, I was inspired to cut another track.

Porncrank - Eat Me

I'm kinda digging the process. Not sure if I have more in me, but I'll keep my cock in my ears.

Um, yeah.

Porn Music

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:11:00 +0000

Branching out -- I took a few audio samples from a choice porn flick and imported them into Garageband. After a few hours playing around I think I got a decent little techno track. You can hear it here:

Porncrank - My Pussy

I don't know if music can function as porn all by itself, but there you go.

Ramping Up

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:50:00 +0000

I don't have the time to post any details, but I'll say this: I'm jerking off a hell of a lot more this week than over the past few months. Seems I'm past most of my bullshit funk and getting healthy and horny again. Hopefully I can channel all that horniness into many cool things including a few posts here.

Wish me luck. Right now, I need to yerk.

Porn Lives! . . . as text?

noreply@blogger.com (porncrank) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:28:00 +0000

So it was maybe a month back. I was dragging myself through clip after clip of uninspiring porn, trying to get a stiffy to no avail. It was good quality stuff -- much the same as I usually work with -- but it just wasn't doing it for me.

Then suddenly something popped into my head: I remembered a chat session from several months back. It was a chat between me and an ex. Even though we were already broken up at the time of the chat session, our conversation had brought me to a ridiculously intense orgasm. You know the kind where laying on your back you get an accidental autofacial by sheer ejaculative force? Yeah, it was one of those.

Anyway, I decided to dig up the chat log and read it. Lo and behold I was able to blow another huge load just from reading the text and yerking. I haven't been able to do that since I read Penthouse Forum back in high-school. I'm sure part of the reason it works for me is because I know the girl (in the biblical sense) and so all the words have real-world imagery and sensation attached to it. Maybe it'll seem downright lame to anyone else. Be that as it may, I reproduce it here nonetheless. Oh, it's pretty long. If you find it enjoyable... then enjoy.

Read The Chat...

porncrank	when was the last time you touched yourself?
delicious	haha! man! 3 months ago? i don't know i've forgotten about it
porncrank	wow
delicious	i never thought i could actually get into this stage where sex and that horny feeling is totally irrelevant or neglected
porncrank	oh, i've been there at times for various reasons
delicious	have you touched yourself lately?
porncrank	uh hum maybe ... everyday :)
delicious	are you touching yourself now?
porncrank	haha, no not while i type :)
delicious	you've been responding pretty slow
porncrank	trying to multitask but not with touching myself :)
delicious	so when you touch yourself, what do you feel?
porncrank	oh... it's just emotionless sexuality just a physical sensation
delicious	do you feel lonely? or satisfied? do you just hate yourself? or is it just something casual to make yourself sleep?
porncrank	no, i don't feel lonely or hate myself not at all it's just something relaxing and enjoyable
delicious	ok, you're healthy :)
porncrank	and yeah, then i go to sleep :)
delicious	used to be that i would do it every day
porncrank	would it be bad if i asked you to do it right now?
delicious	like, do it, do it?
porncrank	yeah, touch yourself :)
delicious	i could try, but not sure if i'd really get myself in the mood do you feel you would want to touch yourself now?
porncrank	not particularly, but i can turn it on pretty quick :)
delicious	haha then why did you ask me to?
porncrank	because you haven't done it in months! :P
delicious	haha! you really are a friend
porncrank	and of course if you did it, it would provide me with some good imagination material :)
delicious	ok, so you want to do it :)
porncrank	i just want to encourage you to have a little fun to feel sexy and sensual and beautiful and then i'll think about it and feel good too :P
delicious	ok, how do you do that while chatting?
porncrank	oh, you don't have to chat so much just lay back slide those shorts down start touching over your panties
delicious	i'm wearing a shirt only
porncrank	ah, perfect :) keep the shirt on but take off your bra if you're wearing one :)
delicious	nope :)
porncrank	purrrrrfect :)
delicious	i'm just at home
porncrank	run one hand over your breasts the other between your legs and then... dip inside :) you don't have to chat to me just think about how sexy you are and how good it feels to be touched :)
delicious	i just want you to know that i'm taking this seriously :)
porncrank	i hope so :)
delicious	oh, yes
porncrank	i'm thinking about you laying there touching breathing... a little quicker moving your body around feeling your beautiful breasts feeling your moist, sweetness mmm keep touching :) keep feeling sexy :)
delicious	do this with me mmm...
porncrank	i am :) there's just something about that feeling... wrapping around each other... being totally enveloped in each other...
delicious	i wanna feel that...
porncrank	me too...
delicious	i miss that... so much...
porncrank	you deserve to feel that... every night... :) hands running up and down your body lips on your face, your neck totally filled up inside tangled in the sheets if i were there... i'd kiss you all over starting with your sweet lips and moving down slowly
delicious	oh, god...
porncrank	until i'm right between your slender, smooth thighs and i would kiss you so gently and run my fingertips all over grab your ass, and lift you to my mouth
delicious	oh, you don't have any idea how much i long for that...
porncrank	and when you couldn't stand it any more i'd work my way back up and kissing your lips, enter you slowly all the way until we're pressed so tightly we feel like one being stroking in and out, all the way mmm feels soooooo good :)
delicious	reeeaaalll good... i can imagine you now, really hard,
porncrank	oh god yes... very, very hard
delicious	as you slide it up and down my hot and fervid body
porncrank	the head is all swollen... i love how it feels when i push it in and the ridge of the head goes inside and slides up deep within you and the way your body feels as it tenses up and presses against me
delicious	i love it when you open my legs wide and rub and writhe your whole body on me and slowly press down on me as you slide your hard cock into me
porncrank	mmm make lots of room spread all the way so i can get all the way in :) that feels soooooo good
delicious	i could feel you really deep slow and deep and driving me crazy...
porncrank	oh, you know how i like it :) okay... stand up i want to get inside you from behind your back is so very sexy put your hands against the wall... i love how it looks and how i can kiss the back of your neck while fucking you and reach my hands around to caress your breasts
delicious	mmm...
porncrank	oh man... i'm going to cum if i keep fucking you like this
delicious	i can always wriggle down between your legs... and take your big and juicy cock in my mouth
porncrank	oh god yes... :) i loooove how you do it when you go all over with your tongue you don't miss a spot :)
delicious	suck it slowly and deep stick the tip of my tongue into that little hole and gently run my teeth all the way down
porncrank	oh god... it's so sensitive to your every touch tease me... don't make me cum just almost...
delicious	no, dear, don't type just focus :)
porncrank	ahhh.... man...
delicious	until i reach your balls... and pinch a bit of skin as i roll your cock against my face and into my hair... and back in my hot mouth again oh, i love your cock... i want to suck it all night... and taste your cum
porncrank	not yet! don't make me cum! i want to eat you some more first!
delicious	:)
porncrank	oh god... you get me so hot... don't worry i'll let you play with it more :) but let me taste you some first let me put my lips right over your delicious pussy run my tongue up and down delicately
delicious	aahhh...
porncrank	and slip a finger inside you stroking that smooth, hot, tight little pussy running my tongue all around your clit my other hand drifts up your body
delicious	i love how you lick my cunt lips
porncrank	fondling your breasts, tracing circles over your skin
delicious	oooh, you're soo good with that...
porncrank	oh god, i love to feel your pussy against my face so wet, so sweet those lips.... so delicate... i can't help but run my tongue up and down them as i finger you
delicious	oh, i can feel how wet you make me...
porncrank	i'm putting my lips right over your whole pussy and sucking on you i love how your skin feels in my mouth my god... you're so hot inside it's like a fever i want my cock in there right now it's so hot and tight... the way it wraps around my cock
delicious	oh, you're so hard i can't wait to feel you inside me
porncrank	i want to just fuck you and fuck you all night
delicious	you make me tremble and shake...
porncrank	just look in each others eyes while i fuck you deep and hard
delicious	i can see and feel your cock sliding in and out of my cunt plunging into my juicy hole huge, slippery cock disappearing inside me...
porncrank	all the way out so just the tip is touching your pussy and then diving back in
delicious	with that rhythm slowly rocking back and forth
porncrank	mmm just like that you think you can cum if i keep doing it like that? i like when you put a hand down and make little circles around your clit while i fuck you
delicious	oh, you remember that. :)
porncrank	oh god yes i can't hold on much longer baby :)
delicious	oh, god...
porncrank	i want to feel you cum... feel your pussy tighten on my cock sucking it inside that's when i'll lose it and i'll cum so hard deep inside you
delicious	i can't believe how deep you could get in me thrusting your cock in again and again fucking me faster and faster
porncrank	i can't believe how your pussy just pulls me in i can feel it gripping me, sucking on me
delicious	deeper... as my breasts sway and jiggle...
porncrank	oh god, your beautiful breasts... and your beautiful, beautiful eyes just looking at your sexy face while you're being fucked drives me wild
delicious	i can really feel my cum rising up between my legs
porncrank	oh god, i'm going to lose it any second your whole body quivering under me your gasps your perfect breasts bouncing, pressing against me as i dig in deeper your sexy legs wrapping around me plunging in again and again you're so wet so tight i can't stand it..
delicious	come inside me, please...
porncrank	oh god i'm ready
delicious	i want to feel your juice all over my cunt
porncrank	are you ready for me to cum? you want it inside?
delicious	yeah... running down my thighs dripping between my legs
porncrank	oh god i want to fill you with my cum
delicious	i've always dreamed of feeling your hot cum inside me
porncrank	it's boiling in my balls right now it's dying to fill you
delicious	climaxing...
porncrank	oh god
delicious	pumping... ooohh... until i shake and shake and can't stop ...
porncrank	oh my... i just came so hard :) loads and loads of cum...
delicious	ahh... :) i've always wanted to feel that...
porncrank	mmm.... okay, rolling over, going to sleep ;)
delicious	haha so typical :)
porncrank	lol did you really touch yourself?
delicious	i did, you didn't?
porncrank	i did i just came :)
delicious	how did you? you were so busy typing
porncrank	stroke, type, stroke, type
delicious	haha you're amazing sticky keyboard
porncrank	how about you?
delicious	it's so easy for me i just need to rub it on the pillow while i type
porncrank	aha :)
delicious	:)
porncrank	nicely done hopefully you feel a little sexier and more content like a well fed kitty :)
delicious	haha my kitty all big and full now purr... i ate you all up :)
porncrank	thank you :) i feel very content now myself ...don't think i've ever done that before i mean, not to that level
delicious	yeah, right :)
porncrank	actually getting off!
delicious	i've never done anything like that not even phone sex
porncrank	a virgin... interesting ;)
delicious	haha
porncrank	you don't _type_ like a virgin
delicious	haha i've got a good imagination it's all you need :)