tag:post.mled.me,2013:/posts post.mled.me 2018-01-15T22:17:35Z tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230188 2010-09-03T07:37:00Z 2013-10-08T16:10:27Z "Engrish" (genius signs...)

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230195 2010-05-27T11:19:30Z 2013-10-08T16:10:27Z NEXT GENERATION iNotePad leaked - exclusive video & photos attached
In perhaps the biggest breach of secrecy around product development in history, the next generation iPad was leaked via the internet this morning. In an event similar to that suffered by Apple ahead of the launch of their latest iPhone, pictures of a prototype iPad were sent to key industry journalists and opinion formers.

As the images below show, the iNotePad is a thin and lightweight product for all occasions.

Commenting on the leak, chief designer, CEO and COO at Nice Pear, Shed Simove, said: “I’m disappointed that a member of the team has leaked these shots ahead of the official launch. That said, after years in the making and with life changing benefits, we’ve done well to keep it under-wraps for so long.” 

The official launch had been scheduled for early June in England’s Severn Valley, an area renowned for cutting edge high-tech businesses.

It is in the workings of the iNotePad that the differences to competitors devices can be found; it has been designed much more for the person on-the-go who needs to make quick records and notes. The tried and tested touch screen technology has been employed, however this time with a slight twist…you only need a pen or writing implement of your choice to allow the device to function at its very best.

Those lucky few that have had the privilege of testing the new prototype have described it as being more simplistic than anything else on the market and most of all, less technical... just think it, then do it.

See the iNotePad VIDEO here: 

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The iNotePad is available to pre-order NOW on www.IdeasMan.co.uk



]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230210 2010-03-07T23:03:07Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Really Strong Cheese ! ? ! ?



 
]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230217 2010-02-08T20:28:35Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Losing Your Marbles ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230220 2010-02-08T20:27:36Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Professional Snowboarder ! ? ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230224 2010-02-08T20:25:35Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z NSFW: Any One up For a Little Cake ? ! (RUDE)

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230240 2010-01-19T22:34:55Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Why are raincoats yellow?

THIS is why raincoats are yellow.
]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230245 2010-01-19T21:05:03Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Brits: So you want to whine about winter?
Scenes from Quebec:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230258 2010-01-02T17:52:23Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z GOD BLESS OUR MP'S MP's Expense Claims . . . A Fable For Our Times


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at an MP's house.


One is from Luton, another is from Birmingham , and the third is from
Liverpool


All three go with the MP to examine the wall.

The Luton contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then
works some figures with a pencil.


"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run to about £9000:
£4000 for materials,
£4000 for my crew and £1000 profit for me."

The Birmingham contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,


"I can do this job for £7000:

£3000 for materials,

£3000 for my crew and £1000 profit for me."


The Liverpool contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the MP
and whispers,"£17,000."

The MP, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!


How did you come up with such a high figure?"


The Liverpool contractor whispers back, "£5000 for me,


£5000 for you,


and we hire the guy from Birmingham to fix the wall."


"Done!" replies the MP.


(and we all have been)]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230263 2009-12-29T15:58:34Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Fondling in bed

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230266 2009-12-29T15:50:00Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Cinderella



Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.


One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.




Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.   I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques,  and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.

 Instantly her rocking chair  turned    into   solid gold.

Cinderella said,
'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'


The fairy godmother replied,

'It is the least that I can do.

What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,

'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'




At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young face returned. Cinderella  felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'




Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said,

'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,   the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.




Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his   young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...

'Bet you're sorry now that you had my balls cut off'
]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230269 2009-12-29T15:41:33Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Look For Love ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230272 2009-12-29T15:39:59Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z You Can't Fix Stupid ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230277 2009-12-29T15:18:00Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Some of my favourite FAIL moments
      
   
 
 
     
 
 
 

   

   

   
 
 

   
   
 

   
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
 

   

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230287 2009-12-29T15:15:00Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Bar jar A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's with the money in the jar?'

'Well......you pay $10 and
if you pass three tests,
you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Lexus.'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
And so he asks, 'What are the three tests?'

'You must pay first......
Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

So, after thinking it over a while,
the man gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the bartender says,
'Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila,
in a minute or less, and
you can't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
who has never had sex....
You have to take care of that problem!'

The man is stunned.
'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot!
I won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts
to drink a quart of tequila, and
then do all those other things...'

'Your call,' says the bartender.....
'But, your money stays where it is.'

As time goes on, and
the man has a few more drinks,
he finally says,
'Where's the damn tequila?'

He grabs the bottle with both hands
and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks...
but he doesn't make a face, and
he did it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door,
where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear
growling , biting, and screaming sounds...
then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that
the man surely must be dead,
he staggers back into the bar,
with his shirt ripped open
and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says,
'Now where's that old woman
with the bad tooth?' ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230291 2009-12-06T10:53:18Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Christmas Dinner ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230298 2009-11-24T09:31:31Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Mac's on first
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: 

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT 
 ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. 

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows? 

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. 

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? 

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? 

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? 

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? 

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? 

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............
]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230327 2009-11-21T11:51:05Z 2013-10-08T16:10:30Z New Ride At The Texas State Fair... Designed For Idiots ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230331 2009-11-21T11:05:12Z 2013-10-08T16:10:30Z Artist at work
Need a good painter?
This guy should qualify!

Before photo: -


A typical concrete & stucco facade

Then the wall starts to take on a
3-dimensional appearance: -


This is Eric, in his element, 30' off the ground.

He does most of the artwork by himself
& researches, paints and designs each project from scratch.

His wife Kathy, also an artist,
serves as project manager.

After photo: -


Finished product

MORE BELOW!

Here are some more examples of Eric's projects: -
 
Before photo: -


Great American Crossroad - Bucyrus , Ohio

After photo: -


Before photos: -

After photo: -


Liberty Remembers

Hard to believe you're looking
at a flat 2-dimensional wall.

How to dress up a drab Shopping Mall in Niagara , NY state

Before photo: -


After photo: -



Also, look at the close-up of the left side: -

 
And the middle: -


(I wonder how many birds fly
into this wall on a daily basis?)

Indoor Murals at the Hallway of Miller Brewery...

Before: -


Miller Fermenting Rooms
Past meets Present in the Miller Brewery Fermenting Rooms.

Hooks, clipboards and aprons were added to
the surface of the murals to enhance the illusion...
After photos: -


You're looking at FLAT walls!
Detail view looking down the illusional hallway in the previous mural:
   

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230353 2009-11-21T11:03:17Z 2013-10-08T16:10:30Z There! I Fixed It

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230179 2009-11-21T11:01:26Z 2013-10-08T16:10:27Z Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Keith,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour’s daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbour’s daughter is 22.

We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months... I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Maureen

******************************

Dear Maureen:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Keith

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230182 2009-11-21T10:59:38Z 2013-10-08T16:10:27Z Irish College Entrance Exam


 


Now, scroll down for the answers  

That's alright...I didn't pass either...


]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230199 2009-11-21T10:56:48Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Cat Joke

"Buggered If I Can See
Any Resemblance. ."

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230204 2009-11-21T10:53:24Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Clever Penguin


 
]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230233 2009-11-18T13:13:37Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Giant caterpillar found in dorm room . . . .

Giant Caterpillar found in College Dorm Room....
   
 

(Now just try and tell me you are not laughing!!!) 

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230234 2009-11-18T13:06:40Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Pictures taken at exactly the wrong time

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230238 2009-11-18T13:04:22Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Liu Bolin...invisible man...

This guy paints himself, no trick photography he just paints himself...
Check the last two pics...they are amazing...
 


 
 
 
  

 
  
 

 
  

 
 

 
  

 
 
 

 
  

 
  

 
  

 
  

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230257 2009-11-18T12:57:57Z 2018-01-15T22:17:35Z Extraordinary photos ]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230259 2009-11-18T12:54:02Z 2013-10-08T16:10:28Z Question: What is a bastard exactly? Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, 

“What is a bastard?”

And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.

 In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.

The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard. 

]]> tag:post.mled.me,2013:Post/230273 2009-11-18T12:51:47Z 2013-10-08T16:10:29Z Confucius say...

If you can't find the book

you want

 

 

You're probably shopping

at the

  

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