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Steve Beaudry — Thu, 24 Aug 2017 14:13:58 +0000

In the game of thrones, you either win or you fall into a gap in the ground. I feel like this is basically what the "Beyond the Wall" episode was like. They weren't all Night Watch, but they all walked along the ice and faced Wights like they were video game baddies. And they even had gaps in the ground to fall in. Ya know what, this is something I hadn't considered before. Maybe Game of Thrones would make a good video game. The princess is always in another castle. The baddies go down easily with certain weapons but are otherwise unkillable. Or maybe it's only good enough to make a smarmy reference on an obscure T-shirt. Who knows. In either case, that T-shirt exists! Go get it! $19.99 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 5XL

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Steve Beaudry — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 14:32:28 +0000

If you're looking for a good place to visit, consider Tatooine! We have sand, cantinas, sand, moisture farms, sand, blue milk, sand, and more sand, and, oh, Sand People! When you come to Tatooine you'll marvel at our two suns, and enjoy the three months of no night when one sun rises as the other falls! Be sure you have an underground dwelling so that you can create your own night to sleep in. That's important. Humans aren't meant to live without night. Why would you ever come to Tatooine? $14 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 3XL

Thor’s Pain Schedule Reports

Steve Beaudry — Tue, 22 Aug 2017 14:17:20 +0000

As a man of business, Thor needs to get all his reports in on time so that he can evaluate the most profitable way forward for him and the whole Avengers team. He needs to know how much pain he can handle, as a god, before he has to take some time to relax. So he has everyone fill out Thor's Pain Schedule reports. These TPS reports log every hour and every minute that Thor has experienced pain. Thor does not like filling them out. He feels like he has to fill more of them out than anyone else. And he's not the best at typing. Fat fingers, and all. This T-shirt immortalizes this Avengers office fantasy perfectly. $18 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 5XL

The Galaxy’s Greatest Detective

Steve Beaudry — Thu, 17 Aug 2017 15:06:37 +0000

Vader really is the galaxy's greatest detective because he kills anyone who doesn't give him the answers he wants. Just watching him walk up to you, pipe in face mask, fire in his eyes, intimidates you into giving away who the murderer on Cherry St. is. Also, his Force sensitivity is greater than anyone else's. He can just sense if the killer is hiding in the cupboard under the staircase. He doesn't even have to look. He'll hold his lightsaber up to the door and activate it, making it thrust through the guy. This is the kind of shirt you wanna wear around your torso if you're in the middle of writing a genre-bending fan fiction. $7-21 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 3XL

Pretty Cunning

Steve Beaudry — Wed, 16 Aug 2017 14:59:20 +0000

Wear something like this out in public and folks'll know you're not one to be messed with. It'll show people you know what you like and even if there's only one season of it, you're still loyal. In fact, you like Firefly so much that you yearn to have some kind of video game where you can live in the world of Firefly and leave the real world behind if only for a minute. This lo-fi rendering of Serenity signals to others that you're a good man with a good moral compass and anyone who doesn't agree with you can eat lead. Wrap this cunning piece of cloth around your torso and proclaim to the world "we aim to misbehave." $10-13 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 3XL

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Steve Beaudry — Tue, 15 Aug 2017 14:23:12 +0000

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Steve Beaudry — Thu, 10 Aug 2017 14:21:09 +0000

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Steve Beaudry — Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:47:57 +0000

Being the big fan of Netflix that I am, I jumped at the chance to watch a new series from the same people who did Orange Is the New Black. I am now requesting every single one of you go see GLOW. It is, as this T-shirt suggests, a GLORIOUS way to spend your time. And after you get done watching a few episodes, go ahead and buy this T-shirt, 'cause you're gonna want to brag to all of your friends that you're up on the awesomest show on Netflix. $22 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 3XL

Frankly, Puddin’…

Steve Beaudry — Tue, 08 Aug 2017 13:54:21 +0000

The sweeping epic of the unparalleled love between Harley Quinn and the Joker. Unparalleled because it doesn't really exist. She's co-dependant and he's just using her to inflate his own ego. But, hey, it's still a pretty epic story right up until they realize they're no good for each other and break up leaving the Joker to carry on in his life as a solitary monster, as it should be, and Harley to find love in the most unlikely of places when she meets her new friend Ivy... I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of Harley being with Joker. But this is a great shirt, anyway. Because of the reference. Wrap it around your torso today! $19.95 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 2XL

Epic Fight of the Millenia

Steve Beaudry — Thu, 03 Aug 2017 13:54:47 +0000

No one expected the house cat to grow to the size of the Chrysler building. But when it did, we had to fight back. The Tin Robot project was controversial from the start, but, in the end, everyone agreed that we would have been destroyed without it. It all happened during the dead of night in New York City when the gigantic house cat went hunting for food. And by food, I mean anything that skittered across its clawed feet. The lasers fired out of the tin robot, lighting up the night like the sun, and the cat was dead. It fell into Hudson, almost displacing the entire river. That was the last of it. We wrap this cloth around our torsos today in remembrance of that day. $22 | URL | Paypal Credit | S - 2XL

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